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Very common question
[QUOTE=Vagigilover; 1286412]Hey boys.
Looking forward to a Panama canal experience and some nice pussy along the way. What do non-first timers think of the prospects of picking up a non-pro?
I don't mind giving some cash to a hot local girl who does not open her vagigi all the time. I'm fairly fluent in Espanol, and think I can get buy with the basics.
Staying at the Sheraton and I have not idea if it is girl friendly. I am using Starpoints so I doubt they will try to charge. Maybe I will change my reservation to two people in advance. Rooms look great. Want to get a hotty back and clean her up in the shower then fuck her brains out.
With Medellin having around four million people, any chance of the same as hoping for in Panama City? Finding one at a retail mall, hostess, waitress, etc is the plan. I am a strict vagitarian so I want to do some licking of chosen one.[/QUOTE]Most people ask the "Non-Pro" question. The answer is in YOU! It's up to you; if you have no experience or luck in your own native country what makes you think you can pull this off in Panama or Colombia? Granted it is a bit easier but not a cake-walk either.
Are you some combo of Smart, Handsome, Tall, Funny, Fun to be with (not cheap) , Young, Cool, Good dancer, Rich, Nice person? If you said yes to all of these you would not have posted a question here as you would be a stud and not have any issues. If you said no to most you are SOL. If you said yes to a few (be honest with yourself) you have a fighting chance. You have the language skills so that is a plus. Medellin girls will not be blown away at the prospects of a gringo asking them out. Seems to me that the Parque Lleres Haters Squad and the Chichipata visiting gringos have killed that fascination with their brutish behavior.
Almost forgot to mention: Time, How much time do you have? A non-pro in most ANY country is going to have to courted; 3 dates plus. Cellphone, You N E E D all caps a celli in Colombia to meet and greet non pros. Heart, history favors the bold.
In summation: Time, Cellphone, Language skills, and the list of characteristics listed above iin some combination are needed to pull a regular girl.
Note: if you are Hopeless in your home area chances are you'll be hopeless in a foreign environment as well; if this is true stick to working girls.
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[QUOTE=Que Rico;1286476]My answers are within the quotes.[/QUOTE]Fairly fluent and can get by.
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Bar name constest
My suggestion:
Dive Bar.
[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1286371]Guys, you have until this Friday the 31st May for name sugestions, we have over 50 so far.
In the first week of June. 5 names will be picked out of the list and then on the opening night, the 1st July 2012 Medellin Bob will anounce our new name.
A. G. (If I have left somebody out, let me know and I'll put you back in)
Questner, 'La Carechimba'.
Guidoguido, 'My Chapona'.
Socker,"Shrimps on the Barbie'.
Dos Lunas, 'Amnesia'.
Harry J 'Slighter'.
D B, 'Forbidden Paradise'.
Dan B, 'Secret Service'.
Bill M, 'Top Knouch'.
Paul T, 'Gringo Getaway'.
Nivar V, 'Pervert'.
Daryl F, 'Doctor'.
Dan Mac, 'El Oficina'.
Scott C, 'Nitro'.
Rodger C, 'Slick Monkey'.
Douglas C, 'Olgita's Palace'.
John K, 'Paisa Down Under'.
Juan G, 'Holy Grail'.
ricdzn@aol.com 'La Cueva'.
Andrea M, 'Rumba Carechimbas'.
Lee B, 'Rico Suave'.
Ravi J, 'Paisa Linda'.
Steven B, 'Wet Spot'.
Max B, 'Chimba R'.
Dan L, 'Players'.
Barry B, 'Marcho Bar'.
Chris H, 'The Ball Buster'.
Henry I, 'The Crow Bar'.
Ron O, 'The Tango Bar'.
Joe Mac, 'The Purple Pleasure Dome bar'.
Rioguest, 'Paradice Plaza'.
Wilt the Stilt, 'Chupe Pues'.
Guidoguodo, 'Casa Cuka'.
Vitrea, 'El Agujero'.
The Knife. Dingo's Den'.
Nabru, 'La Oficina'.
Kelso 1, 'Usual suspects'.
Hillbilly69, 'Kahonies'.
El Capitan, 'Las Rumbla'.
Lmarcone, 'Fonda del Gallo' 'Cock's Ranch'.
TweedleD, 'Euphoria'.
Viajero, 'Milk Factory' Frabica de Letche'.
Reefski, 'Three Floors of working girls'.
Oh Ya Papi, 'The Bat Cave'.
Superboy1, 'Paisa Inn'.
Miami Heat Lover, 'Downunders'.
RICKER, 'La Plazita Paisa'.
El Bacano, 'El Bacano Barra'.
Belvaros, 'The Boxing Kangaroo' 'La barra de Boxeo Canguro'.
Jonesie, 'The Hole'.
Aussie Greg, 'The Slaughter House' 'El Materdero'.[/QUOTE]
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Bar Name
Wombat Bar DOUG.
Doug stands for DOwn Under Group, a wombat lives underground (downstairs)
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[QUOTE=Slamcity7777; 1286641]Most people ask the "Non-Pro" question. The answer is in YOU! It's up to you; if you have no experience or luck in your own native country what makes you think you can pull this off in Panama or Colombia? Granted it is a bit easier but not a cake-walk either.
Are you some combo of Smart, Handsome, Tall, Funny, Fun to be with (not cheap) , Young, Cool, Good dancer, Rich, Nice person? If you said yes to all of these you would not have posted a question here as you would be a stud and not have any issues. If you said no to most you are SOL. If you said yes to a few (be honest with yourself) you have a fighting chance. You have the language skills so that is a plus. Medellin girls will not be blown away at the prospects of a gringo asking them out. Seems to me that the Parque Lleres Haters Squad and the Chichipata visiting gringos have killed that fascination with their brutish behavior.
Hmmm. Let's see. Three masters degrees in different disciplines. Yes I'm dumb. Traveled to 39 countries with a minimum stay of two nights to count. 6'3" 225. Run 30 miles per week and bench more than my weight 10 times. Hmmm. Funny in Spanish. Probably not. Hmmmm. Cisco Systems minted millionaire. Hmmm. 'big' or 'very big' as the description of my manhood. Young. Older but look late 30s. Bed over a thousand very few p4p.
Almost forgot to mention: Time, How much time do you have? A non-pro in most ANY country is going to have to courted; 3 dates plus. Cellphone, You N E E D all caps a celli in Colombia to meet and greet non pros. Heart, history favors the bold.
I have a week. I can close in one or two. I will get a phone for sure.
In summation: Time, Cellphone, Language skills, and the list of characteristics listed above iin some combination are needed to pull a regular girl.
Note: if you are Hopeless in your home area chances are you'll be hopeless in a foreign environment as well; if this is true stick to working girls.[/QUOTE]Ha. I get it done. USA women are a waste of time. Thanks for the feedback. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Taken well
[QUOTE=Vagigilover;1286852]Ha. I get it done. USA women are a waste of time. Thanks for the feedback. I'll let you know how it goes.[/QUOTE]Cool! Glad you took what I'm saying as fair and even handed advice vs some of the older guys lashing out with. Well lashing out in general. Report back!
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Paisa Pit
Greg,
I remember saying Paisa Pit, but never 'the hole'.
What's the winner get anyway?
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Medellin Paisa
I found out Medellin Paisa, expat from NYC, who gave me a tour when I was in Medellin in March was murdered last night. His girlfriend, Monica, who teaches me English sent out an email out this morning. I didn't know him well, but he was always very nice to me. I will miss him.
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[QUOTE=Jonesie; 1286926]Greg,
I remember saying Paisa Pit, but never 'the hole'.
What's the winner get anyway?[/QUOTE]
Corrected, the final list will be pressented on Friday, then its over to MB.
A. G.
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[QUOTE=Fethard;1287102]I found out Medellin Paisa, expat from NYC, who gave me a tour when I was in Medellin in March was murdered last night. His girlfriend, Monica, who teaches me English sent out an email out this morning. I didn't know him well, but he was always very nice to me. I will miss him.[/QUOTE]Oh fuck a ISG member, I chatted with him on Facebook a little.
Anyone got any details of his murder?
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[QUOTE=Fethard;1287102]I found out Medellin Paisa, expat from NYC, who gave me a tour when I was in Medellin in March was murdered last night. His girlfriend, Monica, who teaches me English sent out an email out this morning. I didn't know him well, but he was always very nice to me. I will miss him.[/QUOTE]Really? American gringos getting murdered in Medellin and Colombia make the news, any link to back this up? Colombia reports, El colombiano?
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[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver;1287195]Really? American gringos getting murdered in Medellin and Colombia make the news, any link to back this up? Colombia reports, El colombiano?[/QUOTE]Word is he got shot in the head at a bar with a client last night.
RIP
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[QUOTE=Hillbilly69; 1287215]Word is he got shot in the head at a bar with a client last night.
RIP Paisalover[/QUOTE]Hmmm, traumatic for his client as well I'm sure, somebody obviously not approving of him, his lifestyle or services. Theres a lot of chatter from time to time in other forums of having disdain for "guides" and those alike, I hope nothing ever came to fuition and this is nothing like that but a tragic random robbery and no sicarios were involved.
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[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver;1287220]Hmmm, traumatic for his client as well I'm sure, somebody obviously not approving of him, his lifestyle or services. Theres a lot of chatter from time to time in other forums of having disdain for "guides" and those alike, I hope nothing ever came to fuition and this is nothing like that but a tragic random robbery and no sicarios were involved.[/QUOTE]Not sure if was a hit or robbery, if it was a hit I would hate to be the dude that sent him the threatening letters, I would be packing up my homemade bongs and heading back to California, but yea like you said could just be a neighborhood boss that didn't approve of him bringing gringos to his territory. Definately not a good idea to be a high profile gringo, what was the head count in Cali? 3 dudes murdered who ran marriage agencies, hazardous to a persons health to be a Matchmaker , guide or Pimp in Colombia.
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[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver;1287220]Hmmm, traumatic for his client as well I'm sure, somebody obviously not approving of him, his lifestyle or services. Theres a lot of chatter from time to time in other forums of having disdain for "guides" and those alike, I hope nothing ever came to fuition and this is nothing like that but a tragic random robbery and no sicarios were involved.[/QUOTE]He was a good guy, I learned more about the non-mongering things in Medellin in one weekend hanging out with him than I would have in a year trying to figure things out on my own. R. I. P.