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Suicidal Guy Goes to Mexico to Die, Finds Will to Live After Coke-Fueled Hooker Orgy
Life isn't over so soon.
It's Leaving Las Vegas, the sequel.
Complicated SSRI inhibitors, self-help books, Oprah Super Soul Sunday. Fuck that shit. Depressed? Feel like ending it all? Here's your prescription: Mexican hookers and grade A blow.
Worked like a charm for one self-professed suicidal Reddit user, who goes by the name, plzsendhelp, who indulged in piles of cocaine, and hooker orgies, until his frown was turned upside down.
He shares that he traveled to Mexico to purchase "chemicals" to essentially euthanize himself and end his own life—however, after deciding on one final debauched farewell, for old times sake—which included ripping fat rails of coke off hookers' tits, forging through bouts of whiskey / coke dick by popping Viagra, and multiple threesomes, he shares that he finally saw the light.
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was going to die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a working girl house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey / coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn't so bad after all. . . ".
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Comments:
Anyone seen Hunter Biden in Tijuana recently buying handfuls of viagra to fight the whickey / coke dick? LOL.
Suicidal Guy Goes to Mexico to Die, Finds Will to Live After Coke-Fueled Hooker Orgy
Funny shit!
He found the meaning of life, until he runs out of money to feed his coke and pussy addictions.
Don't Trust Women In General
I don't trust women in general whether they "working" or not. Too much drama, too much psycho and for what? A warm, wet pussy, breasts and nice hips and ass? I mean they are making better and better female phuck robots all the time!
I am right there with you
[QUOTE=CocrBrotheler;2727976]I don't trust women in general whether they "working" or not. Too much drama, too much psycho and for what? A warm, wet pussy, breasts and nice hips and ass? I mean they are making better and better female phuck robots all the time![/QUOTE]I agree I hate drama especially in my older age. Let the 20's and 30's somethings deal with that LOL. I am happy with my re runs of no reservations and kitchen nightmares. I also like gaming as it passes the time. The zona will always be there.