FKK Lancelot

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FKK Club Lancelot
Offenburg, Germany
[url]www.fkk-lancelot.de[/url]

Cut and paste of my old report about a visit to FKK Lancelot.

As you can see, nothing to write home about.... I really don't understand why this club has its own board.

30/11/06
I went to FKK Lancelot a few days ago.

The club
The place is located in the middle of the industrial area of the town of Offenburg (30 km from Strasbourg). I found it by total chance, I could have driven my little rented car between dark buildings and warehouses for hours...
Estetically it's nothing special, cool decoration (somehow kitsch, but fun..).
Entry 50 Euros, free soft drinks and sandwiches.
The facilities are brand new, everything is spotless, clean and proper.
Nice sauna, jacuzzi and small pool, even if I saw nobody using it in the 3 hours I spent there.

The girls.
There were 9 girl that evening, average looks 5/10, with two 7s and one 3. Generally the impression was of older girls, less model style and more 'fatty next door girl' style...
Price of the session is 60 Euros fos 30 min. 1 hour is 120 euros, but believe me, there's no interst in staying longer with a girl... It's really a F&S situation... nothing made in a hurry, but you feel there's nothing more than that...
Anal was not possible with the two girls I contacted, apparently none of the girls that night provided A-level.
CIM was extra 40 euros.

I had two sessions, with the two 7s, a small brunette from Bulgaria, and a tall dark haired from Russia. Nothing to write home about, even if the BBJ technique of the russian girl was very good.

General judgement
If you happen to be in the area, go there, but don't have high expectations. It's a good club for a couple of hours of time... a quick and honest shag.
If you have time, go on driving to other clubs...

There's an interesting report by the owner (or a representative) of this club in a German/Swiss forum: [url]http://forum.6profi.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230[/url]

In short: they published several fotos and the full name and address of one of their guests who left, so they claim, without paying. The guest denies it.

I don't know and I don't care who is right, I just wanted to let you know: If you don't like the idea of your foto, full name and address published in a sex forum, you might want to avoid this club.

I reached the Lancelot FKK around 3pm, it was a sunny day and my GPS drove me there easily.

There's an inside parking and another lot to park just at the side of the club where I let my car and had a Kamagra.

I counted more than 20 cars when I arrived.

After ringing the bell, a lady opened the door and let me in.

She asked 50€ and if this was my first visit and then, as I said yes, she told a girl to show me the place and gave me my key.

I had stopped at a bank to take some cash before I arrived at the club and discovered they have an ATM inside!

The place is quite nice and even luxurious, especially compared with a PartyTreff.

After letting my clothes in my locker and my money in a kind of safe box, I toured the place with the lady, she was nice looking and so were most of the girls. But I was surprised as I hed read that girls are naked in an FKK and they all had a kind of panty So top less yes but naked no. Even if we were 20 or more guys, they had maybe 20 girls waiting for a customer.

When I finished my tour, getting back to the bar to have something to eat, some guy took my arm and said Hi, how are you doing? I looked at the guy and recognized Creature 2!

He also just arrived at the club. Now this was amazing! We had met several months ago in Pts in northern Germany and we were there the same day at the same club without knowing that we would be there! The planet is really a small place.

We exchanged on our "tour" and Creature 2 is really someone who knows Germany regarding our favourite activities

It was 3 pm and I was starving. I remember reading that FKK offer large buffet with plenty of good food Lancelot offers Sausages with (bad) bred, apples and oranges I took 2 sausages and went with Creature 2 in the garden. After our first meal, it was time for me to try to find an interesting girl. I made 3 tours watching them as they were also watching me, and then one of them came and took my arm asking me what I was looking for.

Diana

I immediately recognized a Spanish accent and asked her in Spanish where she was from. She was a Colombian girl from Cali! For those who don't know me, Colombia was my country for some years. This lady must be in her late 30 or early 40s Her body is nice even if her belly has been destroyed for her 2 kids. She has a nice medium size natural breast, long black hair and a nice face. So we spoke about Colombia After a while she proposed we could move to the porn movie place. There of course things became serious and in less than a minute we were having DFK while our hands explore our body. She then starts a BBBJ, very good and slow, and I was in perfect conditions in no time. She then proposed to continue in a room Once there, everything went nice, DATY, BBBJ, DFK, Intercourse with several positions, She was really sweet and enjoyable, she said she loved my DATY and had an orgasm (was it real?). But after resisting unload my milk, I really had difficulties to come. Diana was doing her best but it took me an hour to reach climax. This coasted me 120€

After this first very good shot, I went back at the bar and search for Creature 2. He had done nothing meanwhile except answering some emails

We had some sausages again and went in the garden.

A Rumanian girl, beautiful, skinny with long black hairs tried to talk with us in French but Creature 2 don't like bones and that one was really very skinny

After restoring some strength, I knew I had to go for my second tour as I had to leave the club at 6 pm. Creature 2 asked me how was Diana and my description must have been good as he decided to try her. So we both went back to the bar where we found Diana who was delighted to be introduced to Creature 2.

I left them and toured again the club without being able to decide myself.

Lisa?

So I went back to the Movie place and wait. It didn't took long before a girl came and asked if I wanted her to stay with me. She had a strange face with a very nice body. I asked her where she was from and she told me that she was from the Philippines.

That was interesting!

I think her name was Lisa but I'm not sure.

She sat at my side and also gave me some light French kisses. After a few minutes she would take my best friends in her hand and start to awake him. Meanwhile, Creature 2 and Diana had come to the movie place as well and in no time we could see Creature 2's third leg with it's huge diameter. My girl couldn't believe it but Diana showed no trouble for that. Good girl.

Creature 2 and Diana soon left for a room and Lisa asked me if I wanted to go too.

I decided that I would rather stay in the movie place as the film would probably help me to come.

She wasn't very happy with this but accepted it. I gave her my beloved DATY but she didn't seemed to enjoy it really (just an impression). Then we started intercourse + BBBJ. To say the truth, my idea to stay at the movie place was probably not good as the place only have 2 small sofas and having an affair there was acrobatic Lisa was not bad, but nothing special neither When it was clear that I wouldn't come, I told her that it was ok for me and we stopped as I didn't want to pay again for 60 minutes. I gave her 50€, took a last shower, said bye to Creature 2 and left the place.

Would I be back?

This was my first time ever in a FKK.

I really don't know. Girls are better looking than in a PT, no doubt.

But an all day there doing 4 or 5 girls would cost me a fortune.

They had almost no food, Lancelot's girls cost 60€ for 30 minutes while other FKK asked for 50

The good thing is how close it gets from Strasbourg.

Next time I'll try Villa Palms PT as they have received a positive evaluation at last after so many bad reports.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Col Bog 1]

When I finished my tour, getting back to the bar to have something to eat, some guy took my arm and said Hi, how are you doing? I looked at the guy and recognized Creature 2!



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The world is so small. Germany is smaller...

[QUOTE=Col Bog 1; 1014707]When I finished my tour, getting back to the bar to have something to eat, some guy took my arm and said Hi, how are you doing? I looked at the guy and recognized Creature 2!

[/QUOTE]Hi Col Bog 1.

When I checked this thread, I realised that I didn't report back my last visit to Lancelot. It was back to April 2010, and it will be useless, because girls might change, clubs can change.

But overall, I like the FKK Lancelot and I would prefer FKK Lancelot to its sister club FKK Pascha Paradise, which is in Schwenningen-Villingen. Even it was a mid-week, Lancelot was full of nice girls. I liked the line-up, I especially liked the Russians girls. I also can manage with the food which was only a few. But I really didn't like the rooms, it could be even better.

They have the renovation works in the garden during last spring. I guess the outdoor would be better this coming spring. The 60 Euro / 30 min pricing still ok, if the service is good and Diana told me that, the second round is possible for an extra of 30 Euro. This is also an added value for quick guys.

This day, I choosed Diana, a bit MILFy, big breasted Colombiana. She was nice with DFK and really GFE.

As second, I choosed Sveta, a Russian girl, highly recommendable. DFK, GFE; DATY allowed. She told me there were a second Russian girl in the club. I would try her in my next visit.

I strongly believe I will repeat Lancelot when I am nearby Strasbourg or Stuttgart.

Cheers

Visit to the Lancelot on Thursday evening, to Offenbourg. The closest FKK from Strasbourg to France.

[url]http://www.fkk-lancelot.com/[/url]

The atmosphere in the club is not has the party) , but there are about twenty women for the Rumanian majority.

The price lists of the Lancelot 50€ for the entrance of the FKK and 60€ for half an hour with a girl without the options.

Internal swimming pool, outside swimming pool, Jacuzzi, sauna, this club is equipped well.

I am going to take advantage of 3 sessions very nice and full of pleasures this evening.

Merely, German, her has to be 35 years old, long hair blond, very GFE in the bed.

Alondra, Rumanian, she is 25 years old, red one but very beautiful and firm breasts, regrettably a little more mechanical in the bed.

Erika, a bautiful girls from Rumania. 21 years old, natural, very GFE in the room. This girl is really beautiful, I fell crazy there, it is the second time when I am going to see her.

A very beautiful evening.

[URL]http://www.lancelot-fkk.com[/URL]

It seems a bit pricey at €50 in and €60 for 30 minutes for what seems to be basic services.

I am staying across the border in France, so this places seems to be the only option around.

[QUOTE=MagretCanard;1749792][URL]http://www.lancelot-fkk.com[/URL]

It seems a bit pricey at 50 in and 60 for 30 minutes for what seems to be basic services.

I am staying across the border in France, so this places seems to be the only option around.[/QUOTE]Forget this place, will give you a bad impression of the FKK scene, better you drive 1:15 minutes and visit FKK Shark.

Last week I gave this club a visit. I was really itching for a long time to see this club since I had found the pictures on their website enticing. Since I usually rent a car getting there was not an issue; it took me a bit over 2 hours to drive there from Frankfurt. The architecture and decoration of the facility is supposed to make it resemble a small castle, and it probably delivers. But I have to say that the photographer has done an awesome job of glorifying the facility. Overall, I was a bit disappointed when I entered the club; maybe I had set my expectations a bit high based on the pics. Entry is 60 Euros; and on Sundays to Thursdays you have the option of 3 hours for 40. It is 60 Euros for 30 minutes.

The receptionist was pleasant and called one of the girls to come and give me a tour. There is the main bar and lounge area, which is relatively small and then there is another area with indoor pool, sauna, Jacuzzi and some chairs and tables close to them, and then the food area again with some chairs and tables. There are a couple of "VIP" rooms if someone wants to buy the girls some drinks and chat with them for a while. There is also an outdoor pool and a small garden that probably will be nice in summer, but not as good as the pics imply. I arrived around 1 pm on Friday, and there were only 3 girls available. I would say all 3 were typical average looking Romanians you find in other clubs, nothing special. When I arrived there was still breakfast available which was very limited with some cold cuts, cheese, butter and bread. The touring girl said later in the day there will be more food and some days there is barbecue even in winter. Other than me, there were 2 other guys there.

One odd thing that there is only 1 shower area with only 2 showers heads for the entire club and both the girls and guys use the same shower! It was a bit odd to have a girl next to me washing her hair, and believe me it was not as erotic as you may think! I think maybe odd for the girls too to shower next to the guys washing their junk. Even more odd you have to push and hold the shower faucet with one hand all the time to keep the water flowing and use the other hand to wash yourself (at least in other clubs you get a 10-20 seconds water flow with each push)!

Although the lineup is important, for me the whole experience of visiting clubs also depends on the atmosphere of the facility too. So, the Lineup being so slim and weak and the atmosphere and food mediocre, I decided to leave after 1 hour without going to the room. I don't know, maybe if I had stayed longer the lineup may have improved later in the evening, but I think I was disappointed with the whole experience from the get go and couldn't wait to get out of there. Seems Lancelot is one of those smaller local clubs such as Flaminko Island that caters to the locals and maybe nice to pay it a visit in summer when the garden and pool is open. For me, I will not go back.

[QUOTE=Trombone;2276877]Last week I gave this club a visit. I was really itching for a long time to see this club since I had found the pictures on their website enticing. Since I usually rent a car getting there was not an issue; it took me a bit over 2 hours to drive there from Frankfurt. The architecture and decoration of the facility is supposed to make it resemble a small castle, and it probably delivers. But I have to say that the photographer has done an awesome job of glorifying the facility. Overall, I was a bit disappointed when I entered the club; maybe I had set my expectations a bit high based on the pics. Entry is 60 Euros; and on Sundays to Thursdays you have the option of 3 hours for 40. It is 60 Euros for 30 minutes.

The receptionist was pleasant and called one of the girls to come and give me a tour. There is the main bar and lounge area, which is relatively small and then there is another area with indoor pool, sauna, Jacuzzi and some chairs and tables close to them, and then the food area again with some chairs and tables. There are a couple of "VIP" rooms if someone wants to buy the girls some drinks and chat with them for a while. There is also an outdoor pool and a small garden that probably will be nice in summer, but not as good as the pics imply. I arrived around 1 pm on Friday, and there were only 3 girls available. I would say all 3 were typical average looking Romanians you find in other clubs, nothing special. When I arrived there was still breakfast available which was very limited with some cold cuts, cheese, butter and bread. The touring girl said later in the day there will be more food and some days there is barbecue even in winter. Other than me, there were 2 other guys there..[/QUOTE]Terrible place, just to forget, if you are looking for those kind of smaller clubs with more local guys, better to go to ROM, First and even Flamingo can sometimes have a good LU.