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Dont get me wrong I have had a couple of good times in Nicaragua but it seems the mongering in lets say in San Jose seems to have better quality than Managua.
There seems to be an overabundance of chuncky 3-4 on a scale of 1-10 girls there in Managua.
I rather pay a little bit more and get some quality time with a hottie than with a girl with a pouch like a kangeroo.
I know I am going to the right places. I did have the best luck with my very first girl, she never had a baby, lean, nice breasts but a little light on talent but quite attractive.
Any rebutal welcome.
Fastfishracer
Was delighted to find this message board with actual activity happening. Have been traveling in Nicaragua for several years, always enjoyed it a lot. Recently added some property investment in country to my stuff and though it still makes me nervous, am hopeful things to go well once Sr. Ortega moves on.
Will be in Leon, Managua and SJDS during first two weeks in April 2008. Have visited many of the usual locations and still find Fenix my personal favorite, just the right amount of sleaze and always encourages me to keep my shoes on ! Since the Managua papers have halted the classifieds with listings for masaje, it seems that local info is required to locate a quality massage spa. Actually prefer one with real massage therapy, hot water, steam and thick towels. But very hard to find ! Any of you locals able to offer a hand ? Yes I have cruised the prior postings with not much help.
Also any really good leads in Leon ? Am aware of the two strip clubs but found the selection a bit sub par. With so many university students, must be something going on somewhere !
Appreciate the help. Will try to return the favor with some reports and updates.
[QUOTE=Euromax]I'm a new member to the board, will be in Managua for the first time next week (Nov 12th. 15th), likely staying in a hotel in Hotel Cristo Rey. I've done a lot of Latin America, but am looking forward to the paradise that Nicaragua supposedly is.
There's a lot of information on this board, but I'm still trying to figure out a few things in order to maximize the two days/three nights I have to play. Prices seem cheap enough so that I can aim at the higher end I would like to point inside 8s and 9s. *What's the best place to find a total hottie GFE for TLN action? *Among the casas, strip joints, massage places, whatever, what are the places I should focus on for just two days?
Finally, if there are any fellow mongers who are going to be around in Managua (may be Greanda)those dates, let me know.[/QUOTE]
Truth be told, Nicaragua does not have 8s or 9s. Instead, Nicaragua has what you'll give an 8 or a 9! Don't think the high-end places have what a seasoned monger is accustomed to. No, instead it's a plethora of average rnu-down b*tches!
Like the limbo, how low can you go?
[QUOTE=Green Machine]Thanks Meat Loaf. I really would love to join you guys for daytime adventures. Unfortunately, my co-workers are not indulgent of our activities and need to keep my adventures on the down low to avoid any potential work related issues arising.
The restaurant is just a few blocks from the Princesa. Literally, down the street off the rotunda (the one with the Princesa, Campero, Star City, Matrix4 and La Union). The food there is REALLY good.
Across the street are Star City and Matrix4. Wondering if these are good hunting grounds and what ground rules I need to know pursuing pussy there. A price guide would be helpful. Saw a SW across from La Union but our contacts here have hyped the fact that it may not be safe to even cross the street and I haven't quite got the feel here to know if I should have walked over to talk to her or not.
The desk guy at the hotel offered my choice of Nicas (morena, blanca, mestiza) that will servicilio domicilio) for US$60. I'm thinking it might be worth investigating if it's private, quiet and the quality is there.[/QUOTE]
Ok, I know where you're located: Living here I don't know too much about hotels.
Matrix is a disco with a pants dress code, open everyday, playing a variety of music. It is one of the few major discos. Like other discos, it's all about the disco enviroment and how you perform in disco environments.
Carr. Masaya and the area has lots of traffic: What you do with non-pros is up-to-you. A few "high level" strip clubs are in the area.
[B]Street Walkers[/B]: Read the posts in the Managua thread about the Gringo that got robbed. They can't be trusted!
C$ 1,200 or US $60 is a fare rate and I would pay for it. At Diamonds I am paying up to US $150 or C$3,000 sometimes, but these girls are "beauty queens!" It's not far from the Princess Hotel.
Never quite understood the dynamic of Vicente Fernandez with Nicaraguan women. The young hottie Nicas generally under 30, love the old guy, Vicente Sr. However, the older Nica women, post 30, all want to do the younger son. Got it on doing the son, but why do all the young Nicas have a father complex?
Just letting you guys know that Good Times, Cueto Club, and Salvadoreno 2 are "safe" establishments due to the main street, activity, and lights. Although, you could become a victim when leaving Salvadoreno 2 (ie. no security.) Safe when leaving Good Times (ie. security.) Safe when leaving Cueto Club (ie. security.)
The Gully Side (ie. drainage canal; bridge) is a different story. I would suggest that you don't venture across the Gully Side, especially at night. And if a visible tourist.
I'm Letting You Guys Know The Real Deal.
Monger Safely.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Just letting you guys know that Good Times, Cueto Club, and Salvadoreno 2 are "safe" establishments due to the main street, activity, as. Although, you could become a victim when leaving Salvadoreno 2 (ie. no security.) Safe when leaving Good Times (ie. security.) Safe when leaving Cueto Club (ie. security.)
The Gully Side (ie. drainage canal; bridge) is a different story. I would suggest that you don't venture across the Gully Side, especially at night. And if a visible tourist.
I'm Letting You Guys Know The Real Deal.
Monger Safely.[/QUOTE]
I'm not new to mondering, but considering checking out this country. I thought this post was a good spot to get my feet wet. I have read that Nic was a very safe country, but use common sense etc. I also read that the country doesn't have too much to offer the tourist. Well, that up to what the treasure is. My mondgering landscapes have been Mexico and the Dominican Republic. My Spanish is good enough to get my needs met and converse. I hope that I can get all the information I need prior to making any decision to trek down there. Fuddzie
[QUOTE=Fuddzie]I'm not new to mondering, but considering checking out this country. I thought this post was a good spot to get my feet wet. I have read that Nic was a very safe country, but use common sense etc. I also read that the country doesn't have too much to offer the tourist. Well, that up to what the treasure is. My mondgering landscapes have been Mexico and the Dominican Republic. My Spanish is good enough to get my needs met and converse. I hope that I can get all the information I need prior to making any decision to trek down there. Fuddzie[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Meat Loaf]"Darien," a fresh poster to ISG, details the "true deal" concerning Nicaragua.
Don't waste time reading "Meat Loaf" posts 'cause "Darien" has nailed the entire Managua Mongering Scene. It's not worth international travel and he details why: [URL]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=870100[/URL][/QUOTE][QUOTE=Fuddzie]Too much trouble[/QUOTE]Like most Latin American countries, you must develop your romantic interests through the (1) friendship network, (2) church, (3) family, (4) long-time residency, and (5) professional activities.
You will very rarely stumble on a*s outside of the above regimes.
Places to meet women on the street: Cd. Mexico, Santo Domingo, Colombia, Cd. Panama.
Nicaragua is not a country where you'll get success without the above regimes. Fact.
Your experiences in D.R. and Mexico are polar opposite the experience you would / will have in Nicaragua. This is not a tourist trap like the above: This country is a residential trap!
Enjoy your next trip, elsewhere. LOL.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Like most Latin American countries, you must develop your romantic interests through the (1) friendship network, (2) church, (3) family, (4) long-time residency, and (5) professional activities.
You will very rarely stumble on a*s outside of the above regimes.
Places to meet women on the street: Cd. Mexico, Santo Domingo, Colombia, Cd. Panama.
Nicaragua is not a country where you'll get success without the above regimes. Fact.
Your experiences in D.R. and Mexico are polar opposite the experience you would / will have in Nicaragua. This is not a tourist trap like the above: This country is a residential trap!
Enjoy your next trip, elsewhere. LOL.[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf,
Where others see trouble I see potential. Some mongers like ready-to-eat meat. Sit in the restaurant and make a selection from the menu. Not Chocha Monger. CM is an avid hunter and knows thrill of the hunt and the rush of bringing the game down makes the meat all the more tasty. Casa meat served up on a platter is way too domesticated and has been poked and prodded by way too many farmers. Puro ganado! CM likes to go into the barrios and the up the monte to find game. Every chica could be the next plato de segunda mesa. Okay, I know every monger can't risk crossing the borderline and getting their card pulled! However, in Central America - excluding Costa Rica and Panama - you have to spit game to the girls in the shops, el marcado, el banco, hotel, bus, museum and everywhere if you want the best quality. Nicaragua isn't your add money and stir instant pussy destination.
Whats the best way to meet some girls Doc? I prolly won't be aqboe to meet. I have to be here around July 3-4, but KIT.
In general. I want to know what clubs are the best. I like it kind of earty and real don't like the upscale places too much.
Where's the action?
[QUOTE=DrDewman]Hey Cdevins,
I posted quite a review on the Hotel CristoRey which is just a block or so from the Club Fenix. It is also real close to Good Time and not far from Carbean Morena and very close to the Metro Centro mall as well.
Safe in the room as well, the staff is very friendly and helpful as well.
It is not a five star but, girl friendly and pretty clean and I always stay in the back area by the pool so it is pretty quite as well.
Telephone # 011 505 2 270-0112
web site--www.hotelcristorey.com
[email]email--hotelcristoreymga@hotmail.com
Talk with Norma, she is the marketing director, very beautiful and speaks some English, she will take good care of you. The rate is $46.00 per night for us Americans and that includes breakfast and tax.
If you need an English speaking driver, call Michael Peters 011 505 8 851-8104 very dependable and will pick you up from the airport and take you to the hotel for $10.00
I have been to Nicaragua at least 10 times and will be back on July 3rd if you are still around.
drdewman[/QUOTE]
Honestly, you must live here to win here!
A tourist for a few days might have fun due to being drunk and their excitement for travel. But when the beer and rum subside, you will be lonely and empty! Also, you will find a weak and lacking infrastructure for tourism.
A tourist wanting to have a memorable experience, other than photography, will be mooted. Nicaragua is not a tourist location nor do we have tourist attractions worthy of a dedicated vacation. Those that visit Nicaragua do so on their last day of Central American excursion.
Nobody gets impressed by tourists nor their citizenship! No girls other than "community p*ssy" (ie. street walkers and prostitutes) will approach or respond to your gestures.
No girls will talk to you unless you live here for several months to years and they become familiar with you!
Don't think you can buy fame or glory 'cause you have a few dollars or euros.
The only way to win in Nicaragua is to live here and it's not worth the sacrifice of residency. Don't get confused by my 1,000 posts and writing ability into thinking this is an easy country for romance or professional success. It is not. It almost 100% bullsh*t and one must lower their expectations on everything!
Heed my instruction as I am Meat Loaf and have educated you guys for three years on "How to Win in Nicaragua."
* This post is the most accurate post on how to find romance in Nicaragua: You must live here to win here! And if you live here, (1) you must speak Spanish; (2) earn your income outside of the country; (3) expect to be financially exploited daily and at every interraction; and (4) spend US $3,000 - US $5,000 per month as your cost of living while your neighbors earn US $100 per month, if employed at all. *
* Use / Wear Condoms & Purchase Birth Control for your female counterpart: We don't need more children being born into poverty with you, the "sex tourist," leaving them behind for us locals to mantener (ie. financially support.) *
[QUOTE=Cdevins]Whats the best way to meet some girls Doc? I prolly won't be aqboe to meet. I have to be here around July 3-4, but KIT.
In general. I want to know what clubs are the best. I like it kind of earty and real don't like the upscale places too much.
Where's the action?[/QUOTE]
I just read Meat Loafs post and he is right, but I am not looking for a long term relationship. I am just wanting to make the most of the days I am here.
Spanish is very important of you are trying to met non- pro's.
I alway advise new people not to fall in love and I do not always follow my own advice. I have to keep in mind I am only here for 5 or 6 days and I am in to quanity, but like to have a good experience as well.
My favorite spots are Club Lady, Good Time and Fenix at night. I have several other girls that I see on most every trip, so I have not been to Carbean Morena or Gloria's that last few trips.
I just happen to be arriving on July 2nd so if you want to hook up, I would love to show you a few spots and met some of my special friends.
drdewman
Again, as always, I will be 100% honest.
Nicaragua will disapoint you in the area of females! Why? It's Nicaragua and everything is low-quality (ie. champu / shampoo).
1. Any and every girl you meet in the brothel (ie. community p*ssy) will be almost 100% mentirosa (ie. liers.)
Suggestion: Don't believe too much of what she says. Don't mantener (ie. financially support) her with Western Union. "Don't believe the hype!"
2. Almost all the females have a very limited conversation base! Why? The highest level of education is usually middle school and they drop-out of school around age 15 or younger. Why? It's the culture. They spend almost 100% of their time within the home talking to their family members who have a similar or lower education level and converse amongst the same family members. They've never thought, worried, or considered anything beyond today.
Topics of Conversation: (a) Her children; (b) your children, occupation, residency, vehicle, entertainment budget; (c) her need to feed the nino; (d) other topics of discourse via the Nicaraguan News; and (d) of course, I cannot under-mention gossip (ie. chisme.)
3. They have 0% interest or experience in occupational or educational endeavors. They expect you to pull caballo (ie. pay for their existence and wants until death.) They have zero understaning of the "Real World." They've witnessed for their entire life all of their family members sitting around the house, but still they SURVIVE for 20 - 60 years. Why? Caballos exist.
4. For everyone that reads [B]ISG[/B] you will need to lower your train of thought (ie. get on thier level) to communicate. You will realize that your time and conversation in Nicaragua was futile: A waste of money, time, effort, etcetera.
5. Non-pro girls will take months to develop and you must live here for that.
You must really get busy in attempting to locate these chavalas (ie. girls) by going directly to their house. This means you must get in the streets, walk the neighborhoods without fear, and be ready for the husband / boyfriend / baby's daddy / cock block to protect "his" property. Knives, machetes, guns, and rocks are the weapons of choice and it will the entire household physically attacking you versus one individual.
6. Almost everyone is 100% undependable! Result: 100% frustration, confusion, and wasted effort / time when you associated with that individual / society. You cannot place much confidence in anyone that you meet, unless they are a foreigner like yourself!
7. Almost everyone is 100% irresponsible! Result: You pull caballo! They have never had any incentive to be responsable and therefore never learned this character trait. Regardless of what they do someone else will support them!
8. You are a "stepping stone" with the expectation of riding you like a caballo for as long as possible with as minimal effort / contribution. They too will bring their friends / family members / ninos / and anyone else they elect for the "free" transportation (ie. mantener.)
9. When the beer and rum wears off you will be disappointed, lonely, and feel used! You're desechable (ie. disposable) to the society and especially the girls.
10. She will be f*cking at least two (2) other guys with less money and success than you while you pull caballo. Those two (2) guys will benefit from your caballo status 'cause you're supporting her children and household.
These "loosers" are getting the p*ssy for free 'cause they both are on the same level and can communicate.
11. You, the foreigner, are nothing more than a distraction from their "Typical Nicaraguan Day."
12. They bring an enormous amount of baggage that you will carry from "hello."
* Save yourself the trouble, headache, and pain of Nicaragua by associating in Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Republica Dominica, and North America / Europe. *
And remember, demograqphics are important in your success. I'm in the country's demographic while you probably are as far from the demographic as possible. Demographic means age, race, language, culture, mentality, etcetera. The demographic issue cannot be understated and will have a direct effect upon your ability to infiltrate the society as you "hunt for c*nt!"
Nicaragua is the #1 Latin American Ghetto: Visualize your USA Latino Barrio and Nicaragua is worse and more disfunctional.
How you start-off on the proper footing:
1. When you meet a girl ask to see her cedula (ie. identification.) It's a toss-up if she has one or not, but at least you'll learn her real name and address.
2. If she claims to be in school ask for her school identification.
3. Everyone with "respectable qualties" takes pride in showing you their (a) business card, (b) work identification badges, and (c) cedula.