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Sex can be had in Uruapan!
Check out the 10-29-2002 post I made for Morelia. Uruapan is roughly 1 hour or so from Morelia depending on how fast the taxi driver goes on the highway or 2 hours by bus in traffic.
I can personally recommend two places. The first is the safest but not the cheapest:
1) Club "Tabledance". Ask taxi drivers to take you there at night. They close around 2 AM if I remember correctly. That's a good time to get a discount deal on a girl if you want to take her to your hotel. You may have to pay for the "additional person" at the hotel. If you are staying at a slightly more upscale hotel (such as Hotel Nuevo Alameda which is nice and not that expensive, about $25 USD for 1 person, maybe $30 for two with TV, hot water 24 hrs and a nice clean shower and bed and bedding but no food) you can say she is a friend from a party you just went to. You'll raise a few eyebrows, but paying the 2 person fee adjustment will secure the situation.
I have heard about other clubs such as:
"Western Dance"
"La Jungla"
"Sexy Club"
Your best bet for other sources are the taxi drivers and young men in any pub or the bartenders in such places or the 3 dance clubs in Uruapan. Tell them you're new to the area and need to know the names of the places for "Chicas" but scout them out on your own and confirm the actual places with the taxi drivers. The young guys may be able to tell you some details about some of the places.
Place #2: For a rougher ride to adventure on the cheaper side with a mixed bag of ladies... Try "La Campanita". All the taxi drivers know of this place!
This is truly a dumpy place. DO NOT EAT the food they cook up outside unless you truly have an iron stomache. Drink beers or soda only. They women show up around 2am and onward. These women are the ones who were not picked from the other clubs or who want extra money or didn't make enough during the night and still want some action.
The cost is about $300 pesos for the lady. You do NOT pay a "fee" to the place, or at least you didn't have to form Nov 2001 the last time I was there.
You can't be sure what you'll find there though. And not all the women go that low. There was a definite 9 or 10 in there that I had seen before and she's EXPENSIVE! and highly sought after and has been in the business at least 3 years since I started mongering in Uruapan. But this is a place... dirt floor, brick walls, very bad bathrooms. hopefully they put some money into the place and at least put some type of flooring on the floors in the bathroom.
I have found some nice ladies in there, though. I have been with two women I met there and the first was not great in bed, but she had the nicest rack I'd seen in a LONG time :) She stayed the whole night with me and I sent her off in a taxi the next day after some passionate and wonderfully warm kisses. I even gave her a box of Nutrigrain bars for her and her kids to enjoy when she arrived to greet them in the morning.
The second woman I met there later in that trip I continued seeing for several trips. Very nice, petite, very great ass, and super caliente :) She did not look as great in sunlight as she did in the club, but she made up for that in the sack and with the respect and warmth she gave with her smile and genuineness (at least with me). Overall, I knew I was safe with her and didn't have to worry about my wallet or physical safety (still used a condom everytime, very important to do so!). She wanted my "repeat business" and worked hard to get it but I lost contact with her after about 2 years of seeing her on repeat trips, unfortunately.
These are examples of what you can find in Uruapan, but you need to have a very good grasp of Spanish to do the Campanita. You can probably fudge a little with less Spanish skills in clubs like "Tabledance" and "La Jungla". The Jungla is the most expensive club in the city - I'd compare it to Juniors of Puerto Vallarta fame. I believe price were closer to $1000 or above for full service, but I never went in there. No need to. Why pay $1500 for drinks, cover charge and the 2 hour girl once time when you can get 5 days of steamy overnight sessions instead? (and if you find the girl for the time you want to spend over there, you can stay with that one and try out more and more things with her... A better GFE than a one time event (though those can be great as well).
Again, the taxi drivers are the best sources of info.
Good luck in beautiful Uruapan! let me know if you find anything in Zamora! I'm considering that city as a possible hangout place. There's an expensive Nursing College there that I have been hearing about from a friend who lives there right now. The women are young 18-22 generally. They're going there right after high school and the college is a private school and costs big $$$ for them. So there may be a number of them doing extracurricular activities to help pay for college... so "Hello Nurse!" has new meanings and possibilities here!
Stay safe out there and Enjoy!
Treat the Chicas with respect and they'll REALLY MAKE YOU get your rocks off!!!
El Mojado
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Any Action in Colima and Zamora?????
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El Mojado your post in Morelia actually was Oct.30th 2002. Yeh keep us updated on Urupan if you can. Any sleazy Porn theateres there in Urupan where you can get sucked off by a ***** while watching a Porn flick???? How is the amatuer Action in Uruapan? How is the weather like in Uruapan? How many foreigners visit Uruapan? Dude I am in Peru now if you can check out Zamora for us that would be great. Can you??? Anyone info on Zamora???? Tell us more about Club Table dance???????
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Hi again...
Hey, funny you mentioned porn flicks... there is a "theater of ill repute" close to the central plaza on the same street as the Hotel Nuevo Alameda is on... I believe it is Calle 17 de Febrero... I don't really remember at the moment but it is on the opposite side of the plaza as the expensive hotel Plaza and goes downhill perpendicular to the length of the plaza....
Easiest way to get there... go to the Hotel Nuevo Alameda (VERY nice hotel and VERY cheap. You won't find anything cheaper and as nice except for Hotel Regis also downtown. Regis has the drawback of having live birds in birdcages outside in the courtyards that are beautiful and sound nice but wake you up early... Not good after a night of boozing and screwing. Plus the rooms are not as "private" in terms of making noises while screwing but they'll do and have good plumbing and decent showers and GREAT paint! You won't be disappointed by the artwork in the rooms, very colorful and beautiful. As always, rooms in all the hotels closer to the plaza streets are noisier and I 'd recommend rooms to the back of the hotel.
Regis cost is about $20 USD
Nuevo Alameda cost is about $20 to $25 USD, superior rooms to Regis.
Regis has food, but it's about 2 minutes walk from Nuevo Alameda and you don't get a discount on the food for staying at the hotel. Best deal for food is actually the buffet's at the Hotel Plaza... now that's a DEAL! (though I still love Bambino's because I really like the family that owns the place).
O.K. now for the porno place that I have seen there...
Go down from the Hotel Nuevo Alameda on the SAME SIDE of the street as the Hotel Nuevo Alameda. Go about 2 blocks. You'll see a sunken shopping "mini mall" that I believe had a bikini shop as the main storefront. Look for the movie letterhead and you'll see some movies listed. These are X rated movies, it's an ADULT movie house. I don't know anything about it, but I was told by some of my more "respectable" lady friends that it's a "bad place". So it's a place most of us would feel welcome in ;)
I don't know what you'll find in there, but hopefully you can find a lady at one of the other places and take her back to your hotel, stay the night and convince her to go with you to the place and maybe give you a BJ in the theater if she thinks it's OK... Make sure you negotiate for the overnight before hand and tell her you'll take her out to breakfast and movie and want her to accompany to that place. She'll probably know more about it. it's worth a try and the breakfast would definitely be appreciated.
I'd recommend "Rincon del Burrito Real" for breakfast which is less than 1/2 a block away from the hotel on the main Plaza just across the street from the hotel and a few stores down heading towards the Hotel Plaza on the left side of the plaza. (You'll pass a store dedicated to hunting with guns and some real stuffed taxidermy style animals including a mean looking dog holding a duck in its mouth... it's been there for years!)
I try to develop a relationship with the women I've "dated" (SW's) because I really enjoy forming friendships and having repeat partners that I can trust and feel comfortable with. It really does add to the GFE and "BFE" for her. I also take an interest in their lives and hope they won't have to do this forever and also hope they don't get jaded and remain the wonderful SW's they were when I met them. It's more likely they'll give the next guy 5-star treatment if their previous guy has treated them well and fairly. However, I don't reward bitchy behavior and you should also avoid those SW's when you encounter them.
The going rate at the Club Table Dance was about $800 to $1000 to take them out. I took out my sweetie for $700 because it was after hours and I negotiated her down from her asking price of $1000. I may have gotten her lower, but I didn't feel like threatening to go to "La Campanita" at that moment. It was late, I was tired and it was a cold night in November and I had already been slighted the previous night at the Campanita because in late November there were too many men with too much money to burn down from the U.S.! At any rate, I found out that $700 was her monthly rent and she needed to pay it soon so meeting up with me was good for her AND for me. For about $70, we had a major session, she actually asked me if I had a second condom and we went at it twice and she was EXTREMELY enthusiastic. She actually held me down at one point until she came!!! Talk about aggressive!!! turned me on and I didn't let her rest for over half an hour after that! And she still smiled at me and hugged me and kissed me sweetly for a while afterwards. (Both of us were sore, but very happy) :)
I walked her out of the hotel when she had to leave and I made sure she got into her taxi safely. I paid for the taxi (about $2.50 USD) and let her wear my jacket until she was in the taxi because it was very cold outside at that time of the year. Be a gentleman to these ladies in Mexico when you can. They'll appreciate it and treat you better for it.
Weather in Uruapan is generally warm, but nights in Winter can be cold the closer you are to the mountain areas. STAY AWAY FROM MOTEL PIE DE LA SIERRA... damned place is overpriced and FREEZING and far away from all the action. Taxi's rarely stop over there. I was there once for a graduation party and I had to wait 45 minutes in the freezing cold for a taxi and I had to share it with 3 other people... I was lucky, another couple had to wait for another taxi! Don't do Pie de la Sierra unless it's in warmer weather.
I hope this info helps. I do know the city well, it's a good place. I don't have any information on Zamora, but I remember reading someone's post saying they didn't find much. There is always something around, but you have to ask the taxi drivers and bartenders in the area.
How's Peru? I've seen some pics of Peruvian women and they look VERY hot! :)
El Mojado
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If you are coming to San Miguel de Allende, and want to hang out with me, I will be glad to oblige, time & finances permitting.
Nada mas, te pido un pequeño favor.... I ask nothing but a small favor....
Since I have lived in Mexico for the past 5 years or so (and for the past 3 years straight, no return trips to the US of A), there are always little things that I am needing, either unavailable or very much more expensive to buy here in Mexico.
Please email me if you are planning to come to San Miguel de Allende and want to hang out... Pretty please! diablo_mactavish (at) hotmail (dot) com
I will either send the money for whatever it is, or pay you when you get here.
Usually its something stupid, like a 6 pack of a certain brand of Irish beer, other times its something much more important, like a pair of shoes in my size.... By the way, if you have feet size 9 1/2 or bigger, you will have problems finding shoes here.
thank you very much for your past emailed questions and support. Don't feel obliged to be my personal UPS man, or anything, but I know all of y'all are nice guys and don't mind helping out a brother in need.
regards -
diablo mactavish
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Peru Rules El Mojado Hey If you find out info on Colima and Zamora PLEASE Tell me??' Yeh Keep us all updated on Colima?? Do the local Colima Papers have sex ads??' Any Massage parlor action??' Tell us more on the streetwalkers of Urupan. Yeh Dude Peru has 27 million people in the capital in Lima 8 million people. Tommorow is the elections for Mayors all over Peru. Everyone must vote who is Peruvian or you are fined a 170 soles 50 Fucking bucks. I think they also foce you to vote in Mexico too. Now it is summer in Lima or at least the beggining of Summer. Keep us updated El Mojado on Central Mexico.......
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San Miguel de Allende's Strip Club -- "Alter Ego"
Well, I finally made it out to San Miguel's latest addition to the scene, a strip club called Alter Ego... It took me a couple of months to finally make it out there, motivated by a slight improvement in the financial scene, and a contact made by a WSG forum reader who was in town. I didn't get permission to post his name, and forgot to ask what his forum handle is, so I will call him "Reader".
It is located on the libramiento a Dolores Hidalgo, which is a sort of ring road which skirts the western edge of San Miguel de Allende, located between the intersection of the carretera a Celaya and San Miguel's Hospital de la Fe. It is located in a warehouse space, on the opposite side of the highway from the hospital. Open Wednesday through Saturday.
It is your typical Mexican strip club in most respects, $50 pesos cover, a cubeta (bucket of beer - 6 bottles) is $125 pesos, the ladies drinks are $80. I don't remember the price for bottles of liquor but it was in the $500 - $800 pesos range, depending on the brand, etc.
A six minute "privada", a lap dance in a private area is $120 pesos, a table dance (the girl dances on top of your table) is $60 pesos. You can also get an extended privada for $600 pesos. We did not opt for this, so I am not sure what the time length is.
Accompanied by Reader, we headed there about 10:30 pm on friday night. It was fairly empty and since it was pretty cold that night, most of the girls were hiding in the dressing room.
We sat down at a table with a good view of the stage (no one was dancing yet) and told the waiter to bring us a "cubeta" and some girls.
The waiter must have asked which girls speak English, for the "gringos" because he sent 2 girls from north mexico, one from Monterrey and the other from Sonora, who both spoke passable English. I prefer to speak Spanish with the girls, since I more or less fluent. Reader also speaks passable Spanish, but I think he appreciated the English.
Anyhow my girl sat right on my lap, and Reader's girl sat next to him (she was a little chubbier, haha, so I guess it was a good thing).
Reader took his girl to a privada, and had an okay time, and while there he asked her what was included in the extended session. She contradicted what I had assumed, telling him that the $600 pesos extended dance *did not* include a BJ or a quick fuck.
Anyhow, I went bought a privada with my girl eventually, and it was pretty touchy feely, though I think it was 3 minutes, not 6. My girl kept dancing anyhow, and let the song finish, even though the security guy told her that the time was up 3 times.
By this time I was a little toasted, and started investigating the possibility of taking my niña home with me. I asked the waiter what the bar's exit fee was, and he had to go ask at the bar, because he didn't know. He came back and said it was $3000 pesos, payment to the bar, not including the girl. I told him he was wrong, and then told the girl to check, and she reported that they charged $3000, including the girl's services.
Reader's girl abandoned him in search of deeper pockets, and I told the waiter to send him another girl, which he did.
This girl was a bit more fun-loving, and had a great personality, though perhaps not as cute as the girl from Sonora. Reader expressed an interest in taking this girl with him, though since the bar doesn't take either credit cards, nor is there an ATM machine within a reasonable distance, this was a bit of a disappointment to him.
It was getting to be about 1 AM and I was getting eager to get into bed with my young lady.
Truthfully, I saw several girls prettier than the girl I ended up taking with me, but I had some sort of brain hemorrhage or something and decided to take this girl home at top dollar prices. All in all, she performed well, and all, but honestly I was not really into her, and by the morning, I had "buyer's remorse" and just wanted her the fuck out of my house.
I had told her in the club that I intended to give her my phone number so we could meet on her off days. I did not do this, because in the light of day this girl could not pass for anything except a dancer/hooker. I have often taken girls I have met this way out as girlfriends, even going as far to meet their mothers in some cases. Anyway, like I said, I don't understand what was up that night. I definitely fucked her and had a decent time. Its just that half (or more) of the enjoyment for me is the psychological aspect.
Anyway, she did everything I asked her two, and she did it energetically, so I can't complain.
Alter Ego is definitely safer than "La Cabaña", and closer than the the bars in Celaya, Queretaro and Dolores Hidalgo, though not any cheaper. They rotate the girls on a regular basis, and I would guess there were about 10 - 12 of them, but in this bunch, most of them 6 or better on most anyone's scale of 1-10.
All in all, I will probably go back, though the selection is better and cheaper in Queretaro's La Yegua.
As I commented to Reader that night, we probably could have gotten a better deal from the girls on a Wednesday or Thursday than on Friday night.
diablo
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Does anyone have any info on any clubs or bordellos in Leon,Guanajuato.
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Hi Did the recent earthquake destroy sex places in Colima,Zamora and Uruapan?? El Mojado are you alright Bro?? I hope so,,,, Regards......,,,,,, NIBU R............
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HMMM Bear I would like to know more on Leon too. I know Leon has quite a few strip clubs. I would love info on Leon on Where The street*****s are and also if any massage places exist.....
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by diablomactavish
[i]San Miguel de Allende's Strip Club -- "Alter Ego"
By this time I was a little toasted, and started investigating the possibility of taking my niña home with me. I asked the waiter what the bar's exit fee was, and he had to go ask at the bar, because he didn't know. He came back and said it was $3000 pesos, payment to the bar, not including the girl. I told him he was wrong, and then told the girl to check, and she reported that they charged $3000, including the girl's services.
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I just realized that I posted this price wrong. The girl cost $2000 pesos, not $3000.
sorry 'bout that!
diablo.
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. . . Be it $2000 or $3000, that still is way too much for central Mexico - especially if you regret the whole thing. I'm not poor, but I am a little cheap. La Yegua at $700 to $1000 an hour is a reasonable deal, especially considering the selection of talent and relative safety. Also the esteticas of Guadalajara at $400 to $700 an hour are great values. But San Miguel has rather limited options and prices of everything there are a bit more . . .
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Prokofiev
[i]. . . Be it $2000 or $3000, that still is way too much for central Mexico - especially if you regret the whole thing. . . [/i][/QUOTE]
No girl at the Llegua will stay with you all night for $1000 pesos. They have to pay "la señora" 800 pesos to leave, or you pay it, depending on how you look at it.
The girl was with me from 1 am to 11 am, and did everything that I expected/requested/hoped.
I regretted only my impulsiveness in selecting her when there were a lot of great looking girls, not her performance.
This was not an massage parlor handjob or a quick fuck. I just "choked" and chose the wrong girl.
I did it again when I went with Dollar Bill to Fiesta Charra in Queretaro. I guess I shouldn't pick up girls when I go out with my WSG contacts. ;)
Anyhow, my favorite place for a "cheap date" is the Casa de Citas in Queretaro: $350 for 30-45 minutes. I haven't even posted about the last 3 times I have been there. The last time I was there, La señora give me a cold drink and chatted with me amicably. I think they are going to end up bronzing one of my used condoms. :D
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Does anyone know anything about San Luis Potosi? I'll be there tomorrow night.
Thanks in advance for all advice.
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Hi:
Does anyone have any info on Toluca? I travel there frequently and can not find any action. Looking mostly for hotel company, but street/clubs will do.
Thanks.