Report on Higher-End Brothels (1)
I arrived in Berlin today and checked into my hotel near the Tiergarten. After reading the reports in this thread I had decided that Kamilla Dee, Van Kampen, La Dolce Vita, Royal and Tiffany's were my scene.
So, I went to Kamilla Dee first (33 Blissestrasse; I took the U9 to Berliner Str) and, after some slight confusion finding the place, pressed the buzzer a few times but got no response. So I left.
Van Kampen is quite close by, so I walked over there and found it easily (23a Mecklenburgische Str). I was introduced to four girls, all around 6-7/10 in my world, and chose Tina ([url]http://www.vankampenberlin.de/tina.html[/url]). She is prettier than she appears in the photos. She had a nice attitude and gave good service, with a convincing appearance of actually enjoying herself. She is a native Berliner and speaks adequate English for small talk. I would go to her again, if I was the sort of guy who did that ;-) 50 Euro for 20 minutes. I asked about BBJ, DFK and CIM, but the madame told me that none of the girls there did any of that.
Went back to my hotel, and found out that Royal was about to close in an hour or so. Based on the reccomendations of this forum, and the fact that Royal is not open tomorrow, I decided to rush on down for a look. I "madame" was a gorgeous young girl who spoke adequate English to establish that all four of the girls that I was introduced to did not do the extras that I was interested in. So I passed, but since the girls were at least as good looking as those at Van Kampen, and the Royal appears to be a very nice place, I plan to go back on Monday.
Went back to my hotel again and became horny again. Decided to check out Tiffany's. Took the U9 and then the U1 to Prinzenstrasse, and walked to Tiffany's (about five minutes, 11 Ritterstrasse). Was introduced to six or so girls at least at good looking as the ones I had seen already, and established that Tiffany's is another well-appointed establishment. Chose Victoria ([url]http://www.ritter11.de/pics/start_up/viktoria.html[/url]). She spoke no English, and as my German is very bad, we had a few communication issues, but nothing that interfered with the performance. I enquired about extras (they are listed on a price list at Tiffany's) but was told Viktoria did not do them. But she is a very cute and sweet girl, so I went ahead and had a great time. 40 Euros for 20 minutes, and a 10/10 performance and attitude. A really nice girl.
Back to the hotel, shagged. (ha-ha.) Headed to bed almost immediately, pausing only to report this.
Summary: Van Kampen, Royal and Tiffany's are All Good, in my book at least.
Higher End Brothels, Part Two
Today I visited Kamilla Dee, La Dolce Vita and The Chateau.
Kamilla Dee is a very nice place with a selection of ladies that I would rate around 6 or 7, meaning that if I was pretty horny I would have taken them. But I wasn't so horny, due to the fact that I was suffering from food poisoning! :-(
I asked if any of the ladies did Franzosische pur/total and was told no. The aim for today was to explore that possibility, so I left. If I had not been fixated on those extras I probably would have taken at least one of the girls available.
Next, La Dolce Vita. This place seems like a step down from KD's, Van Kampen, Royal and Tiffany's, both in terms of the quality of the establishment and the good-lookingness of the ladies. There were three available, and all of the were 4/5 in my book, meaning I would only take them if I was totally desparate. But this was an unusual circumstance: they all offered FP/FT at no extra cost! The cost was 40 Euro for 20 minutes, IIRC.
So I took Bianca, a dark-comlexioned girl with long (fake, I learned later) black hair and large (fake, I learned later) breasts. What a mistake! Her BJ technique was the worst I have ever experienced in a long mongering career. My dick was never more than 1.5cm into her mouth, and she was using her hand as much or more than her mouth. She applied such light pressure to my dick that I could hardly feel it. Then, even worse, after only a few minutes of this she wanted to slap a condom on and start fucking! I declined and asked for more, but never received any better, just more of the same. Oh well, at least I got off, eventually.
Verdict: Avoid Bianca. Maybe even avoid La Dolce Vita, if your tastes seem similar to mine.
Later that day I visited the Chateau. This is a slightly different deal. In La Dolce Vita, KD, VC, Tiffany's and Royal you are shown to a room, and the girls come in and introduce themselves. The Chateau, however, is a very small bar (four or five seats around the bar and a couple more around the room), and a small stage with a striptease pole. It works like this: a drink is 10 Euro. A drink for a lady starts at 20 Euro. Fifteen minutes in a room is 40 Euro. FP/FT is 20 Euro. You chat to the ladies, if you are interested in one you buy her a drink. After a while she offers to show you the rooms upstairs (there are two, AFAIK) and when you are in the room she explains the prices.
I chose a German girl who was on the chubby side but had great breasts and a nice personality. (There was only one other girl on duty at that time, I would have gone with her also.) Great, I thought. But get this: I get almost the same treatment as from Bianca! The only difference was that she took her dick in my mouth a further 5mm or so, and used a slightly less mechanical technique. But she was cuter and had a much better attitude than Bianca, so I enjoyed it a bit more. But I paid more than twice as much as with Bianca!
Summary: I can only conclude that if you are a BBBJ kind of a guy, you will probably be disappointed. Maybe if you go for a non-quickie type session things will be different, but I doubt it. Has anyone else had a different experience?
I can put this another way:
Where in Berlin do you go for a REALLY GOOD BBJ? (Preferably spending less than 150 Euro or so?)
Summary of reports to come
Ok, here we go with another round of insane reports. I just got back from three days of wild orgy in the wonderful city of Berlin. Over the next few weeks I will post long, detailed (perhaps overly-detailed) reports. But because that takes so much time, I am posting a summary below of the most important facts. I know many of you are intending on being there for the world cup, so if you are in need of more info in the next few days (before my full reports begin to surface), feel free to PM me.
I arrived in Berlin on Sunday evening, and left on Wednesday afternoon, so there wasn’t much time. But as you can see, I made the most of my approximately 70 hours in Berlin. In total, I made it with 10 women, visited Artemis, Royal, KD and Brigitta Duemichen (I also bailed on Penthouse girls and KD, for different reasons). What a fucking blast.
*Day 1, Sunday*
Artemis, Arrived at 8pm, left at midnight. E55 Entrance, E60 per 30 minutes per girl, plus extras.
1. Zina (Xena), German brunette, 5’ 6“, nice ass, stretched boobs, E60 + E100 for anal, PSE. Lots of DFK, CBJ, Anal. Recommended, although be careful – she’s a real business woman.
2. Maya, E60, Polish blonde, petite, tight body, great ass. CBJ, FS, doggie. Recommended.
*Day 2, Monday*
3. Royal, Arrived 10:45am, 4 girl line-up, chose Silvia
E80 (+20 tip) for 40 minutes
Silvia, German blonde, large, lovely ass, smallish tits (but still nice)
Lots of DATY, rimming, 69, multiple positions, highly recommended.
Next, Artemis, arrived at 3pm (not recommended). Entrance E55, and each session below was E60.
4. Cara, Italian brunette, very pushy, aggressive, early-30s, a little overweight.
Very positive attitude in the room, very energetic, pro-active CBJ and FS, multiple positions. Nice attitude, but not really recommended (see later report for details).
5. Nellie, Turkish brunette, 5’5” fantastic legs and ass, great tits, mesmerizing eyes, fantastic English, great attitude.
BBBJ (no CIM), FS in multiple positions, and much more is possible (although I did not partake). Highly recommended.
6. Carolina, Polish blonde, 5’5”, slim, but a phenomenally smooth and soft skin, nice ass. BBBJ (no CIM), FS multiple positions, great attitude, recommended.
*Day 3, Tuesday*
Penthouse girls (Playgirls)
Entered, got a bad attitude, bailed.
Brigitta Duemichen, arrived at 11am, 5 girl line up, E80 for 40 minutes. A lot was on offer, but I chose the basics.
7. Angela, Russian blonde, Awesome ass, slim legs, nice tits, beautiful, sophisticated, caring, lovely woman. Age: 31, but in fantastic shape and certainly doesn’t show her age. BBBJ, DATY, rimming, 69, no DFK, would (and did) repeat.
Kamilla La Dee, arrived at 3pm, three girl line-up, no one worth my effort, bailed.
Artemis, arrived 8pm, departed at 2am.
8. Mia, Lithuania brunette, tall, striking, gorgeous, model-type. Legs and an ass that are unparalleled, this was certainly worth the trip by itself. GFE, DFK, CBJ, FS in multiple positions, great attitude and fantastic body. Highly recommended.
9. Ola (short for Alexandra, don’t ask), Polish blonde, phenomenal ass (like you just won believe), 5’7”, long, strong legs, freckles, sharp wits, great personality, fun to be with, and even more fun to fuck. CBJ, FS in multiple positions, she gave me a real pounding – I mean she literally pounded me like there was no tomorrow. Highly recommended.
*Day 4, Wednesday*
10. Brigitta Duemichen, Angela, E155 for 1 hour, same as previous day, except longer and better.
In summary:
Royal
- Silvia, German blonde, nice ass, highly recommended. E80 + tip, total: E100
Brigitta Duemichen
- Angela, Russian blonde, great ass, highly recommended. E80 + tip, total: E100
Artemis
- Zina, German brunette, anal, PSE, recommended, E60 + E100, total: E160
- Maya, Polish blonde, recommended, E60
- Cara, Italian brunette, not recommended, E60
- Nellie, Turkish brunette, highly recommended, E120 (60 minutes)
- Carolina, Polish blonde, recommended, E60
- Mia, Lithuanian brunette, highly recommended, E120 (60 minutes)
- Ola, Polish blonde, highly recommended, E60
Penthouse girls
- bailed after a bad vibe
KD
- bailed after a poor line-up, but this was because of the 3pm time. From past experience, this place is very worth your time.
Given how fucking weak the dollar is, I feel aggrieved, but it was worth every single Euro. So in total I spent E1160 over 10 girls, for a very respectable E116 per session. As I said, more details of each experience are on their way. I took copious notes, which I am compiling right now into a narrative, which I hope to present to you all over the next few weeks. I will post the Artemis reports in the FKK forum, but the Royal, Penthouse girls, and Brigitta Duemichen reports in this forum.
Kumbu