Extremely funny: Well Done
[business meeting at speke hotel? what a job]
i had a quick one-day business trip to kampala. so much work, so little time to monger, so much stacked up jeezum.
checked in at jkia and was seated next to an old white mzungu woman, she was giving me the eye but i wasn’t interested, i have left that scene to beach-boys.
arrived at the entebbe airport slightly tipsy. jumped into a cab to kampala after haggling to pay 30, 000 uganda shillings.
arrived at the speke hotel and checked in. took a quick shower and went to the garden restaurant for a business dinner.
i was quite distracted during the dinner, i was gawking at the mamas as they strolled by and i was sizing up possibilities for later. the indian chap i was meeting was jabbering on and on about x, y, z yet my only interest at that point was eating some ugandan pussy.
meeting finally ended and hauled my skinny butt to the bar at great speed. the place was packed since there was an arsenal vs liverpool match on.
settled on a stool and looked around, mmmmm, plenty of possibilities.
there were plenty of mzungu’s in the bar. i understand the pecking so i decided to let them have first pick of the talent, no point starting a losing bidding war.
i was sipping my bell lager quietly and i noticed i was getting eyed by some old has-been mama. damn, why do i always attract the old ugly ones? . she walked over and asked me for a beer, i told her politely to buzz off since she was spoiling my marketability.
garcia scored for liverpool. cheers!
a stunning somali cam and occupied the stool next to me. she was bloody beautiful but i have decided not to shag somali’s any more. they look like models but the sex is always lousy.
anyway, i noticed she was drinking a kenyan beer (tusker malt) and that was my cue to start a conversion.
she bought me a beer and we commenced negotiations for shag. she wanted 40, 000 uganda shillings for the night but strictly no bj i wasn’t keen on somali pussy and let things cool off.
another average looking mama walked up to me and asked me whether i am from kenya. i said no. but she insisted she had seen me in simmers. she had teeth like a shark and that put me off.
a short stunner sashayed by. it was getting late and with my morning meeting in mind, i wanted to close a deal.
i decided she was the one. summoned her over. yasmine, 20 ysr old, banyankole. okay, nice firm breasts, flat stomach, shappy butt and seemingly down for whatever.
we closed the deal at 20, 000 uganda shillings for the night for everything possible except a bag of chips and anal.
sent her to but some raincoats then we were off for the night.
got to the room, sent her to take a shower since i am not a fishmonger and do not particularly like the smell of fish.
she gave me a bj then i gave her the usual short and hard 1st shag. i noticed she had a long clitoris just the way i like them . she looked disinterested during round 1 and i set myself a challenge to make her come during subsequent rounds.
round 2 i took my time and using all the tricks i have learnt, i made her come like a comet. she was now purring like a stray alley cat and begging for me not to stop.
she went back went for a shower and when she came back i was ready for round three. did the doggy and experimented with the 9 shallow 1 deep technique while rubbing her clit, she came again. damn, i am better than don juan in bed.
blacked out. woke up grumpy, headachy and almost late for the meeting. gave yasmine her money plus a 10, 000 tip since she had given me a good time. she was so happy she gave me another by then i went for a shower.
she offered to wait for me to finish the meeting, free, at no extra cost and stay with me until i went to the airport that evening. good, done deal.
lousy meeting full of clichéd shit. yasmine on my mind.
dashed back to the hotel. got naked. yasmine called room service to bring 8 bell beers and a pack of cigarettes. tipped the waiter and asked him to go buy us more raincoats.
had my 4th and 5th banyankole shag in due course. i tried for number six but my schlong was not cooperating.
checked out. yasmine took me to some local bar in nakivubo area and bought me 2 beers. after listening to a lot of jibbering about x. y. z she escorted me to the taxi.
landed at jkia quite exhausted . when i got home the wife was horny and ready to rumble . shit! i had no gas left in the tank and claimed i had a headache.
i started dreaming about my trip to lusaka coming up next week[/quote]
Kakyabali - continued....
Well for those interested .. I suppose there may be one or two.
I have continued to research this phenomena of what is "kakyabali".
Unfortunately - research has been purely academic so far - with no practical
r&d - yet.
It appears that Kakyabali is a technique whereby the Ugandan woman has a way of increasing the flow of her love juices to a what may be an above average flow.
This is then used to lubricate the man - before any penetration takes place.
Something might have been lost in the translation - but there was mention of "squeeky sounds", "pools", "making the man crazy".
to be continued!