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The GREAT, The GOOD, The HORRIBLE
Decided to visit Sauna World (AKA: FKK Gorgeshausen Fantasyland) on Friday night the 10th. Got on A66 at around 7 P.M and almost immediately ran into a Stau even before I got anywhere near A3. Since I was trying to get there for the 30 Euro Happy Hour Entrance decided with the traffic I wasn't going to make it so got off the Autobahn and came back to catch A5.
Got to OASE at around 8 P.M but found out that my favorite wasn't working so decided to try FKK World despite my mediocre experience the previous Friday night.
THE GREAT
Pulled into Worlds parking lot at a 9 PM and was showered and at the bar by 9:15. Am standing there with my fist mineral water and a girl approaches me and introduces herself as Andrea. I ask of the Czech Republic? She says yes and I realize that I am in the company of THE Andrea. Of course I have to wait at least a half hour for the Viagra to kick in so I am filled with self doubt. Tell her that I want to book her but that I just got here and am mentally questioning myself should I just book her for an hour and not take a chance on losing her. Well I tell her that I need at least a half hour and then if I can find her I will book her then. She is sweet about it and says she understands.
I then go downstairs to the whirlpool where I am of course questioning whether or not I blew it for the night. While in the whirlpool a constant stream of girls walks by and unlike last week all of them are smiling back at me. Can tell that they are actively seeking partners as opposed to the laissez faire attitude of just a week ago.
My half hour is up in the whirlpool so I get out, shower and then go in search of the Holy Grail. As I am coming up the stairs I see Andrea going into the ladies shower room and decide that I will be a stalker and just wait outside in the corridor till she comes out. While standing there am approached by several girls all smiling and friendly. Now this is the same place where exactly a week ago I couldn't get one to look at me. So once more the axiom that every night at the FKK clubs is different is again proven true.
Andrea finally comes out and I approach her and ask if I can go with her. She looks at me and asks me if I have been drinking since she says the girls don't like to go with guys that are drunk. I am dumbstruck since I haven't had a drop of liquor in 12 years. I tell her no and that it must be my flushed face (Viagra) that is making her think that I am drunk. I let her smell my breath and she agrees that I have not been drinking. I explain that I can understand girls not liking to go with guys that are drinking since it is like smoking. I don't smoke and the smell of smoke bothers me. She agrees to go with me but tells me she has to go back into shower room and that I should wait for her downstairs on the couch by the cigarette machine.
I go down and there is a girl sitting there by the name of Anaka from Romania (more on her in the Horrible section). We talk a little bit but I tell her that I am waiting for someone. Five minutes or what feels like five hours go by and finally Andrea comes down and takes me by the hand and leads me to one of the rooms across from the cigarette machine. (I then realize the Andrea took my word about cigarette smoke to heart and went back into the shower room to brush her teeth to get rid of her cigarette smoke smell, truly a professional) I ask her if we could try to find a more quiet room and she brightens up because she says "Oh you know the rooms here at World". So she leads me to one of the rooms behind the masseuse. By this time I am comfortable and we are joking and making small talk. I will not describe in detail my session with Andrea because those of you that have had her already know and those that haven't owe it to yourselves to book her and find out. In a word, FABULOUS. Probably one of the best sessions I have ever had from any woman in my 38 years of sex; not just P4P. The only downside is that after Andrea you feel like you have had filet mignon and all other providers are just hamburger.
THE GOOD
We then part and I go to recuperate and believe me I needed recuperation after a session with Andrea. An hour goes by and a steady stream of girls is going by me all smiling and trying to get partners. Like I said earlier, the exact opposite of World a week ago? I then meet Arabella from Bulgaria up in the main room. The room is packed with girls and two are up on the pole stage dancing and fooling around. A lot of the girls are mimicking them and Arabella does the bump and grind in front of me and I realize that I am ready for another session. I take her hand and lead her to one of the rooms off of the Kino. Since I now know where the light dimmer is located I turn up the light and tell her that she is so beautiful that I want to really see her. A very good session follows with DFK, DATY, and BBBJ. She is quite a kisser and seems in no rush to finish. Multiple positions and an overall good experience. Now if she had not followed Andrea I would have said outstanding but my level of expectations has now been taken to a new height. Full 30 minutes of fun with Arabella and she continues to hold my hand as we go back into the main room and kisses me when we part. Real GFE.
THE HORRIBLE
I then decide to get something to eat and once again recharge. Am debating whether or not I should leave now since I am on a high note but decide that I might just get lucky and have a second session with Andrea. But that is not about to happen because by this time it is near 1 A.M and the place is really packed and there are delays in getting rooms. I am going down the hallway to the pool when I run into Anaka from Romania who I met earlier on the couch waiting for Andrea. She remembers my name and that is a plus in my book so I ask her if she is free and she is and we look for a room downstairs since nothing is available, we go upstairs to the Kino where we find one. She is not a real good kisser but is kind of sweet and encourages me to DATY. She then asks me to finger her and she is really into it and asks that I put in three fingers. Being the gentleman that I am I of course comply. I then feel something up near her cervix and I am thinking "Oh God did I get one that is wearing a Tampon? “ I then ask her if she is having her period and she says no so I reach farther in and pullout what I was feeling and it was a CONDOM. Gross me out or what!!! She thinks nothing of it and puts it into the trash and asks me to continue. This time I move up so that she can BBBJ me while I play with her pussy. She finally gets me hard even though I am still pretty upset about my pussy find. She puts MY condom on me and I begin missionary. If I am not turned off enough she really pushes me over the edge when after only three strokes she lifts up her arm and checks her watch. That was it. After all of this she is now going to be a clock watcher? I pull out and take off the condom and tell her I am pretty disgusted about the condom in her pussy and now she is going to check her watch, then just forget it. I put the 50 euros on the bed and put my towel back on and just walk out.
But the fool that I am I don’t want to leave World with a bad session ending the evening. It is now close to 2 A.M. and there is a wait for all of the rooms. I run into Gia from Italy who I had talked to earlier. She is a real cutey and speaks excellent English. I ask her if she wants to go to a room and we go in search of an open one. Just our luck as we are standing outside of the room behind the masseuse one opens up almost immediately. We go in and the first thing she does is sit down on the bed and goes into her pocket book for what I think is a condom. But no, she pulls out her cigarettes and lights one up. Now if I was a smoker maybe this wouldn’t have bothered me so much but she knew I didn’t smoke and if she had to have a smoke she should have done it before going with me. I am paying for a sex session not for her to take a smoke break. So remembering the Gambler “know when to fold, know when to hold them, know when to leave and know when to run” I decided that since I have not even kissed her it was time to run. This is exactly what I did. Go upstairs to the bar and order a coffee for the drive home. Gia eventually comes upstairs, approaches me and says she is sorry and would I give her another chance. I said maybe next time but not tonight since the mood has been broken.
See Andrea on my way out and she smiles and kisses me and wishes me back. Since it is obvious I am on a losing streak did not want to tempt fate so I did not try and book her. Didn’t want to take a chance of blowing it with her for the future.
Langsuan Man
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Would some of the senior members (especially Peter, since he is German) like to or can they comment on Foxx1 comments:
"I don’t agree with their policies on the girls. How management treats their girls is wrong and in my opinion, illegal. The girls get fined for the most ridiculous things."
This is the first time that I have ever heard of such a thing and was somewhat surprised since I was under the illusion that girls in these FKK clubs were "independent contractors" and not employees.
I can understand certain requirements for standardization and insuring that the girls give the customers a fair deal but what Foxx1 describes is a little more over the top than I was expecting.
Sorry if I am sounding too naive!
Langsuan Man
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LM,
Thanks for that well-written, dare I say, sensitive report. I think all of us have had nights like that, where you fly from one plateau to another, first up then down, or --often with me it seems-- first down then up!
Nobody would argue that you did the right thing to carpe diem with Andrea, just throw caution to the wind and head to a room with her.
But with the other two girls, and as a general modus operandi: Why did you choose not to avail yourself of a small get-to-know-you session on the couch, before comitting to a room? I mean, the way you describe the encounters, seems completely devoid of any mention of couch action, and the couch is there so you can test chemistry and get the taste of a girl, ja? That way you could probably find out if a girl like Gina smoked, etc.
Once you get the groove of a place like World, esp. if you are there for multi-hour visits, I've found it hugely profitable to chill on the couches with the girls for some time, before jumping into the room.
Just a suggestion, but maybe you should try testing the girls first?
But that was really a superb report and reading it one can tell you are an experienced and thoughtful hobbiest, for sure. I admire the way you handled the Anaka situation by just walking out of the session in disgust: you even had a 50E note ready and at hand. That is cool stuff!
Let us know about your next encounter with Andrea, hope it follows in the same direction as the first one...
Thanks again for your great report.
Ortos
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LM,
some comments to your experiences from my perspective:
1. Andrea:
Congratulations! It is pay-sex, but she is able to give any man the illusion, it would be something different. Enjoy it, but pay attention. Read the earlier reports here. She made you feel as she makes nearly every man feel. Anyway, she´s a wonderful experience.
2. Anaka:
I wouldn´t have been as generous as you. I would have cancelled the session without paying. If necessary, I would have discussed that at hte reception. That´s far below from what you can expect in a FKK-Club. FKK-World or any other club: the management is dependent on your/our feedback. Give them a chance. FKK-World- and Palace-Management are known to listen to customer´s complaints and to react properly.
3. Gia:
I´m a smoker, so this wouldn´t have disturbed me. From time to time some women put their towel on the bed and then go to the toilet. I let tehm do that. And when they return, I take a demonstrative look at my watch, before going on to something different. And I never had a problem with not getting what I payed for. Of course, if you´re turned off by kissing a girl that tastes like an ash-try, you´re free to leave. Otherwise, just make it clear to her that you are not willing to count any break against your time. Most girls will accept that without further discussion.
Ortos´ remark is a good idea. But I can´t recommend searching for condoms in a girl´s pussy on a couch. That would make a very unfriendly impression. And if a woman ants to "steal" time by smoking in the room, you can´t check this out before either. But you can get a good impression af the girl, when you talk to her before doing business. The problem especially at world is, that a lot of girls do not speak english or german.
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this is a continuation of my september 2-7 trip report- the first part is posted under general information since it involves three clubs: golden time, happy garden and oase.
i awoke sunday morning at around 10:15 am, too late for the free breakfast included with my 35 euro hot noisy room at top hotel ambassador. at 10:45 i meandered downstairs to see if there was any possibility of breakfast and sure enough, the russian girl who was cleaning up the room opened the bags of rolls, meats, and jellies she had put away and gave me a boiled egg and a cup of coffee. typical eurotourist hotel brekkie fare, i left her a euro tip and did not repeat- i slept in each morning due to the late closings at world. with fresh memories of the oase experience i was anxious to head out to fkk world. i checked in with the desert fox who was doing chores at the base and needed about 2.5 hours before departure. after a while, the cnn reports of the russian school massacre got too depressing so i went out to the hauptbahnhof to try and find a eurocharger for my phone. no luck- sunday and everything is closed. i decided to hop the next train to friedberg, our rendezvous point about halfway to world. i was an hour or so early so i cooled my heels in the area around the train station. the fox arrived and we were off on another sunny day. i enjoyed making a wrong turn and taking an extra cruise around the countryside for 10 minutes.
arrival at world was around 4pm. the parking lots were pretty full at this early hour. since we both know the drill, we were soon in the main lounge where i spotted a girl on my to do list from last trip- a tall, brunette playboy centerfold supermodel with d-cups and a pouty face to die for. olga from moscow seemed to remember me as a client but i told her no- i only lusted after her last time and wish to consummate it asap. ortos- you will remember me lusting after this girl- unfortunately i ignored your advice and her her reticence to engage in any couch action, and her rejection of my request to go to a hut, and followed her to one of the hallway downstairs rooms. i paid for these mistakes. olga was a little sarcastic from the outset- i managed a decent but short round of dfk and daty, the bj was rough at first- i tried to slow her to a nice porno picture show with gentle mouth action, but she was impatient. during the sex, positions were being changed too quickly and access to nether regions denied by imposition of postural impediments- i think you get the picture- a dud- or ein totalflop as they say on the nl board. i thanked her for nothing and moved on. a nice late afternoon sunbath by the pool was in order.
i reported to the fox and we strolled the house a bit and ran into lovely magda from romania- the thin blonde gamine ballerina with the aquiline nose. fox knew her companion- a spunky, animated brunette girl from one of the new former yugoslav republics. we all four went to a couch to fool around for a while- magda was mine. we learned about a leg spreading maneuver called the “shpagatz”. it was fun. magda doesn’t do anything but talk on the couch, no dfk or petting, and she was bossy in the room during our first date. besides she had a cold and i wasn’t going to chance it just because i like the way she looks. fox took his girl to a room and i bid magda see ya later. she was cold to me the rest of the trip.
i went back upstairs and soon found an appealing, deeply tanned black haired teen queen- larissa from romania was 19 and adorable with a slightly chunky soft muscular not skinny body, perky large b-cups and a black landing strip. sold. nice gf6 dfk and delicious munching- good porno-style subscrotal skills on the bj, and a cowgirl grind that was fun to watch. an excellent half hour. meet up with fox again to compare notes. we hit the barbecue which featured wursts, turkey breasts, porkchops (what else) and great salads and then we commenced another stroll but as we approached the dining area i was stopped dead in my tracks. andrea. my romanian pixie, my honey haired sweetie with the playboy playmate body in miniature, we embraced and sat on a couch for five minutes where i tasted the lips i had dreamed about for two months. we were soon in a cabin alone together. i was her first client of the day and boy- she must have had 15 clients this day. we had a great time, during the petting she initially denied finger access but after i played her like a piano for a while she suddenly reached down, pushed two of my fingers inside her and placed her fingers on the other side of her nubbin and we both frigged her away to orgasm. then we got to work on me with much butt and ball munching, incredible “head popping” bj and her trademark gymnastics while impaled on little pepti. we took a short cuddly nap afterwards and made a date for the last session of the night. i wished her the prostitute’s prayer “may all of you clients come in five minutes”.
i explored some more and now they had put out a goulash and noodles dinner. the food this trip at world was much improved and varied compared to july. i found fox chatting at the downstairs bar, which by the way now serves vodka and rum mixed drinks for 8 euro each. fox was with another american- none other than traveling male from this board. we chatted for a while- the club this night was crawling with american servicemen having a great time. i excused myself to "go see if i could get into trouble".
after a second dinner and a coffee, i soon was chatting with a slim blonde young girl with a pony tail like “i dream of genie”. she soon became upset- “you don’t remember me!” her name was ema (eemah) and sure enough, she jogged my memory, one of two young blonde romanian gfe girls that i did on my last night of the last trip in july. she is 22 but looks like a high school senior with a cups and a slim [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] butt. i apologized but she was upset and blew me off at the bar. as i remembered her excellent service and she is a real cutie, i smiled at her all night and about 2 hours later went up and apologized and she smiled and kissed me a began to rub my towel. it was off to the races with ema in front. we took a cabin and the stroll across the lawn in the dark was delicious as i cupped her baby buns. our reunion confirmed all was forgiven and she smooched and licked and sucked and ficked her way back into my memory. amazing that i could be so jaded that i would forget a sweet girl like ema. i will remember now.
as for the final session of the night with andrea, it was not to be, we thought world would close at 5am but it was sunday and they close at 4 am. there was always tomorrow. as the clock ticked down to closing time, fox and i did watch as andrea concluded a session within 5 minutes- the guy came as she was putting on the condom! as she was getting paid through the curtain i signaled her with my fingers “five minutes ?” and andrea signaled back “ no, one minute!” my blessing worked.
more later.
beffen 1
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Beffen,
A very nice report.
Just my 2 cents to it:
When you play around and chat with a girl for a certain time (as you did with Magda), it´s not very polite to send her away without a good reason. I can understand, that she was cold to you afterwards. You don´t have to do a session with a girl, if you dont´t like to, but then you shouldn´t waste her time. Or tell her upfront, that you don´t want to do a session with her. Then it´s her choice to stay or to leave.
And with all respect to your sympathy for Andrea: wishing, other customers wouldn´t have as much fun with her as you had, isn´t very polite either. (btw, whatever she told you: she doesn´t have to serve 15 clients - perhaps she has to earn 750 €, but that´s a goal she can reach in different ways).
A FKK-Club is a place, where you can have lots of fun. You should allow other guests to have the same fun. Unfortunately, many guests tend to solidarise with the girls, not with the other customers. Girls know that and work with it. So visiting clubs is less fun, if many guys behave like you do. Following to this, more customers look for fun elsewhere. Thought to an end, this behaviour will be the dead of FKK-Clubs.
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Novize,
Thank you for your comments but with all due respect- I think all of your hand wringing about my behavior and its affect on the club and other's experiences is much ado about nothing.
Magda and her friend invited us to chill out on the couch. I did not go with Magda because I knew her from before- as when I first met her, she did not give any indication on the couch that she would be fun, and because she had a cold. In my experience she does not give very much in the room- though I still enjoy talking to her and looking at her. I told her perhaps on my last day if she was feeling better- there was no waste of time and I understand her coolness for the rest of the trip -she knows I have her number and that is that.
You wrote: And with all respect to your sympathy for Andrea: wishing, other customers wouldn´t have as much fun with her as you had, isn´t very polite either.
Novize, do you really think my "wish" that Andrea have an easy time of it with short sessions had ANY effect on anyone's experience? I doubt it, premature ejaculators will come fast and guys like me will fuck for an hour and not finish. I allow any and all guests to enjoy themselves as they see fit. Andrea is a lovely girl who gives her all for all her customers and is very very popular- how a guy reacts to that treatment has nothing to do with me. Some guys enjoy a quick pop. I worked her long and hard and I was flirting and sympathizing, and making a comment on how talented and lovely she is.
Sorry to alarm you Novize, but I think the FKK experience will remain just as appealing despite my perceived selfishness and thoughtlessness, even if similar behavior is practiced by 50 other punters.
By the way- as for my concern for other punters, I always shoot straight and share whatever information I have, good or bad, about a girl or a club with any punter that I meet who asks.
Just my 0.02 cents.
Beffen
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Novice,
let me chime in here in defense of Beffen. Reading his report, I really do not see traces of non-appropriate behavior or him wishing that others have less fun than he does.
He was not saying that Andrea is forced to have 15 encounters. I quote: "I was her first client of the day and boy- she must have had 15 clients this day." The meaing of this sentence is that he is sure that the number of clients serviced by her was at least 15. (We all know that Andrea works that way. She is in high demand. No harm in saying this.)
When Beffen says: "I wished her the prostitute’s prayer 'May all of you clients come in five minutes'.", obviously this is just a little flirty thing between him and Andrea. It does not influence at all what Andrea does with the next client.
Regarding Magda: Chatting with a girl on a sofa does not oblige you to go to the room with her. Beffen said that there was no petting or kissing. Neither one of us was there on the couch - so we should give him the benfit of the doubt.
euro
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Euro,
Since english isn´t my native language, I obviouly misunderstood Beffen´s writing about Andrea - I apologize for that.
But anyway, if his prayer was a flirty thing between Andrea and him, it should have remained between them. It´s of no use spreading this prayer in the forum. If it doesn´t influence Andrea´s behaviour, at least it can influence the reader´s thoughts - not only about Beffen´s attitude towards other customers, but also about Andrea´s quality of service. If this happens, he didn´t even do her anything good. I´m absolutely sure that not all wsgforum-members know Andrea.
To Magda: of course he isn´t obliged to go to a room with her. I didn´t write that. But we all should know, why girls come to chat with us. So I think we shouldn´t "waste" their time, if we don´t want to do any action with them.
Coming to an end, just let met tell you that it wasn´t my main goal to critizise Beffen (whom I don´t know. Perhaps he´s the finest guy in this forum) but to comment a certain kind of behavior that slowly becomes common in FKK-Clubs and ruins the atmosphere there. I apologize to Beffen if my attack was to personal.
Novize - with z ;-)
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@Novize: Euro is right, "she must have had 15 clients this day" means "sie muss an diesem Tag 15 Kunden gehabt haben" and not "sie muss an einem Tag 15 Kunden haben".
Sometimes the girls sit beside you on a sofa and do not give up, even if you tell'em that you don't want any company. They don't seem to care, put their tongue in your throat and their hands on your dick. Seems to be really hard for them to realize that No sometimes means No.
Hessen Bub
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My feeling is that if you initiate a conversation with a girl and keep it going for a long time, especially if you come over and sit next to her, she will not appreciate it if you don't go to the room with her. You will make other men less willing to approach her and will be taking her out of circulation for that time. I never approach a girl who is sitting next to a guy and talking to him - that would seem rude to me (but if she is talking to him while standing up at a coffee table I might hover around her).
Once I have been to a room with them I might take some liberty and chat with them, but I am always careful not to waste much of their time. I also don't want them to get their hopes up.
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Hessen Bub,
As for the 15 clients, see below.
And for the girls not giving up: you´re right. But that´s not the situation Beffen described. Anyway it´s true: impoliteness is not a problem of only some male guests.
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Beffen,
sorry, but I read your answer just now, so I replied to the others first and some things have already been written now.
I apologize again for my misunderstanding and probably hitting the wrong person,
but I´m visiting FKK-Clubs for 2 1/2 years now and I have to object to your statement, that FKK-Clubs will ever be as appealing as they were - things already became worse, and not only at FKK-World.
I appreciate that you share your experiences with us and others. I share my experiences with you and others, too. With reports and comments.
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Visited The World on Monday of last week. I drove up from Frankfurt, and had a Navi system in the rental car. To locate the place I would really recommend renting a car with navi for the non locals.
I had pre-booked a room at the Grünen Baum in Pulheim and it was nice and clean. It was run by an old couple who charged me 26€ including breakfast (cheap!!). It was still a little to far for walking? 3 km or so. Decided to go there by car. Pulheim is really not a very lively area; next time I go to the World I will book a hotel in the nearby town Liche. I was just driving through this town but at least it has a ciry centre…
I do not have much to add about the world which have not been written before. But maybe it’s worth mentioning that if you want Drinks of red-bull you need to buy “tickets” in the entry area.
All in all the world is probably the best FKK I have been visiting, with a wide selection of girls. It should be something for everyone’s taste.
During the hours I was there I had four sessions. All the girls where friendly and nice, but if I where to make a recommendation.:
Denise from Romania was a real GFE. DFK, BBBJ, DATY several positions and she whent down on her knees while we were waiting for a room. Giving me a BBBJ to kill the time an dstill not asking for more than the 50 €. All will a smile and and attitude that will give her a second round next time…
Wolfram
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shit wolfram, I'd marry that one.