Bored In Lima: TR, Pizza St., Relax y Vida
yes, you read that title correctly and even I canīt believe I wrote it... but I am actually feeling BORED here in Lima right now. Hoping some of you might offer some advice on how to get through the rest of this week?
Itīs my 1st time here, got in Sunday late.
TR
Being that it was late and that I was understandably horny from waiting for this trip, I walked a couple blocks from my apt-hotel to Tequila Rocks. Thick, heavy smoke (so, if youīre a smoker, no need to buy cigarettes - just go in there & breath it up). Got there a little after midnight, the first 2 chicas I tried working on were probably a 5 and a 6. Neither would budge off of 100 US. So, I went up to the only 7 (maybe a 7.5) left in the place and got her to come back for 100 (TLN). She asked for the $ up front and actually tried to suggest sleeping and doing the deed when we woke up (no fear, I changed her mind - but didnīt ask for her no. for a repeat of that crap). She was cute, thin stomach (which seems to be rare here?).
Relax y Vida
I visited Relax y Vida. Girls are ok. Of the 6 on, only 2 were available, so I chose a chubby chica. Somebody on here misreported that the girls here are hot (at least thatīs what I inferred when someone wrote 8īs could be had there - not true). cost is 80 soles to the house, plus a tip for the chica. Gave her 50 soles tip. Not recommended.
Pizza Street
Again, donīt be mislead by the reports on here who claim there are SWīs on pizza street. It is called pizza street b/c there are lots of pizza stores. Any chicas to be seen there are just employees beckoning you to eat at their pizza store. The place is a touristy sort of place - although there are no SWīs there, maybe there used to be in the past? Or is it b/c I went there around 9pm? Do the hoīs come out after midnight or something? Oh, and donīt expect to find any at Kennedy Park either - just a lot of families doing īfamily thingsī.
So, I am thinking of going to a stripclub one of these nights just so I can finally see a hot (working) girl in this country. Considering the price Iīll be paying there, though, I might as well just have stayed in sexprison USA?
Should I even attempt the long trip out to Cuscardas? Or the even longer trip to Trocadero? Could those who have been report if there are any chicas better looking than a 6 or 7 out there? I thought Peru was supposed to be less expensive than places like CR? But, in reality, Relax y Vida is same price as the massage joints in CR (about $40 avg.), the strip clubs are about the same price as in CR (and not much less than what it would cost in sexprison)...
Daytime?
So, the only daytime option is Relax y Vida or that turkish place I read about?
Please help - I have 4 more days to kill until my plane takes me out of this place!!!
Caution to Gringos in Lima (potential scam)
an odd thing occurred to me last night walking down diez canseco and i wanted to post to alert others:
we all know of the poor k*ds selling gum to tourists, and begging for change. well, one came up, and wouldn't stop pestering me. i would speed up and so would the beggar. in about half a block, with this beggar next to me, it doesn't look good for a gringo.
sure enough, up come 2 local guys asking me what i'm doing with the k*d. asking if i am trying to pay her for.--, etc. it was scary, and i just said in proper english 'leave me the f--- alone! " and hurried away really fast, but one guy yelled 'i call the police on you! ' the other one was laughing. the whole thing felt like it was arranged. maybe they scare you that they will call the police, and demand you give 'them a little money and they'll leave you alone?
who would believe me over these 2 locals and a k*d? or, maybe they call a special cop they know "well"?
hey, you see a gum-peddler around the park, corre!