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Roaming Man,
being based in Cologne enables you to easily visit all the club in the Rhein- / Ruhr-area, i.e. Duesseldorf, Cologne, Bochum, Dortmund, etc., with D-dorf being a 30 min. and Dortmund and Bocchum about a 60-80 min. drive away. There's quite a number of clubs and FKKs to choose from, just take a look at the appropriate board, or try "Kaleus Klubliste" (you can google it).
Should I happen to find the time, I'll write a report about the scene in Wuppertal very shortly, which is just about 60km to the north of Cologne; so just take a look in the "other areas" section in the next few days.
Here`s the rest of the translations and a minor correction to what Sorcerer wrote:
franz. beidseitig - "french on both sides", right, but that refers to "69": BJ + DATY
Körperbesamung - "body insemination", that's definitely NOT BB FS, but more like "Cum in face" / "Come on tits". BB FS is something you won't find in a proper german club
Begleitungen - your lady of choice will join you for the evening or the whole day, e.g. go to the restaurant or whatever with you
Besuche - you can call the lady and she'll come to your hotel (Hotelbesuche), your private appartment (Hausbesuche) or even your office (Bürobesuche)
Schmusen - cuddling
I hope that's of some help to you. Enjoy your stay!
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My two cents on your lists.
1) französisch total
2) franz. beidseitig
3) spanisch
4) Körperbesamung
5) Hodenmassagen
6) Fußerotik
7) Intimrasur
8) leichte Erziehung
9) Lack & Leder
10) Rollenspiele
11) küssen
12) Begleitungen
13) Besuche
14) Französisch ohne
15) Schmusen
1) French total BBBJ CIM
Agree.
2) Franz. on both sides penis and asshole
Disagree, this is reciprocal french, i.e. 69
3) Spanish
4) Body insemination BB f**king
NO WAY! A.O. or alles ohne is BB sex. Koeperbesamung is ejaculating on the body, not in the body. Gesichtsbesamung is a face shot.
5) Testicle massages self explanatory
6) Foot eroticism self explanatory
7) Intimate shave self explanatory
8) easy education little BDSM
9) Lacquer & leather Plastic and leather BLACK
Lackleder is patent leather, the shiny leather used in bondage.
10) Role-playings
11) kisses
12) Companies ??
Escort
13 Visits ??
Outcall, she travels to you.
14) French without BBBJ
Disagree, this is French without a condom, it is a BBBJ!
15) Schmusen
Cuddling
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I am replying to Roaming Man. I have been to several of the establishments that advertise on the sexrelax website. I have been to Alstate Team, Massage Oasis and Alexia & Team. All were wonderful. They all operate about the same. You ring the bell and are buzzed into the apartment. You are then escorted into a room and the ladies are brought to you one at a time for an introduction. After selecting a lady you are then show to the shower and your lady will shower after you. A session is normally 150 euros for an hour(100 euros for half an hour). An hour session gives you two shots where a half hour is a one shot deal. For the session you get full services. There is a slight upcharge for CIM. I have found all of the places to be clean and the staff very friendly. I would say it is a very enjoyable hour ! Happy hunting.
Hans Solo
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Roaming man
You ask "Would you recommend a middle aged, overweight guy who has never been to a swinger club and speaks almost no German go here? And would there be any action to be had?"
I was that guy you just described when I first went to Beverly - and I had a BLAST. You do not have to be a STUD to get action here. In fact many of the women are a little afraid of the STUD type guys and prefer nice cuddly guys like us. REALLY! - Go Wednesday. Friday or Saturday night and I guarantee you a good time.
Beverly is different than an FKK. You pay one price, go to the locker room and strip down to a pair of black briefs or anything else like that. You can also wear a loose black undershirt if you are a little sensitive about your tummy. Then walk to one of the two bars, sit down and have a drink. I prefer a soft drink but they have beer and liquor also. They also have a nice dinner buffet so if you are on a business trip your company helps to pay for the evening. (sorry - no receipts)
Soon you get up and walk to the back and watch the action. You will quickly see what to do - and if you don't or if you are shy one of the girls will probably encourage you to join her. You have to work HARD to not have a good time.
There are a couple of "regular girls" who keep the action moving but a lot of "girl next door" types also like to play. Most of the girls at the small bar will not say NO to anyone.
BTW - I do not speak a word of German. OK that's a lie. I've picked up the following:
Essen - eat
Trinken - have a drink
Duschen - take a shower
Ficken - fuck
I probably spelled these words wrong, but who cares. So what else do you need to know?
When you go you will find a couple of the guys who worlk there speak a little English. Just tell them your friend from Chicago told you to go and I say "HI."
Also - if you see Inessa, a tall thin girl with tiny tits and large tatoo artwork on her back say HELLO.
Good luck
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Sorcerer, Hans Solo, Fats, El Chapin & Blue Eyes,
Thank you for your advice and clarifying the translations.
I've just arrived in Koln and am overwhelmed by how lost I feel. Still getting adjusted to the time change, but this weekend I'll venture out for some fun. I'll post a report.
Roaming Man
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Roamin Man,
I would suggest you copy the names and addresses of the establishments you would like to visit. The taxi drivers will be glad to assist you. Many cabbies speak some english. I would recommend Danni at Alstadt Team. She is a beautiful blond Spanish woman. Her oral skills are remarkable. A very enjoyable hour indeed. Although I have never had the pleasure, Alexa, at Alexa & Team , has a set of EEE's and a tiny waist and ass. The hugh boobs are not my thing, but you may like it. There are no shortage of German and Russian providers in these establishments. I have found most of the ladies to be 7 to 9 on the scale. Enjoy !
Hans Solo
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Go to the Sixt website and rent a car with a Navigation System. Make the reservation on the internet on www.sixt.com - the English language site. These prices appear to be less expensive.
Rent a cheap car and in the notes say you want a navigation system. They always upgrade me to a car with NAV and I pay the cheaper price.
Have a great time and do not be self consious.
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Report on Beverly:
I managed to muster up the courage to go to Beverly Saturday night for the "Lack & Leder" party. It was quite an experience!
It was very easy to find and ended up being only a half-hour drive. I arrived at 22:00 to a pretty full parking lot. They had already run out of lockers by that time so I had to put my stuff in a bag which one of the attendants carried upstairs.
I appreciate all of the discussions and PM's on Beverly; as I was prepared with the proper attire and at least didn't look like an outsider. The club itself was surreal, a place that I had only seen movies before; and now it was real and I was there! Mind you; I have never even seen another couple having sex before, so getting to watch this hot girl get fucked in the ass while giving blowjobs to three guys while others were waiting their turn was a totally new experience for me.
Aside from this forum; there is nobody else that I could ever discuss what I saw here with. Nobody would believe me. One extremely good looking girl who had been sitting around all night with her boyfriend started giving him head right at the small bar area while she spread her legs standing up; other guys sitting around the back corner of the bar took turns at her from behind. Unfortunately I wasn't sitting close enough! The crowd was cheering and the single girls that were sitting around at the other end of the bar were laughing making comments that I understood to mean "show-off".
Touring around the club area I noticed that it was mainly couples in the large bar / dance floor area. Many of them were probably there because its a cheap place to bring your girlfriend to eat, drink & even sleep over. Many of these couples kept to themselves as groups of friends and maybe once during the night go out and fuck in the dungeon or viewing area.
Though many of you had said that speaking almost no German wouldn't be a barrier; I didn't find this to be true. I'm sure this depends entirely on the crowd that night; but I could only find a couple that spoke a bit of English; unfortunately no single girls.
I did hook up with this one wild Italian girl who overlooked our inability to speak to each other. We communicated enough to know it was my first time there and she was determined to show me a good time. "Ms. K" wanted it in every possible way and I was only happy to oblige. I ended up fucking Ms. K a few times during the night which made this excursion very worthwhile.
Beverly is a great place and I want to thank everyone for the recommendation and encouragement.
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Roaming Man,
I'm proud of you and jealous as well. There's nothing like Bev and now that you've been there you'll find yourself comparing all other mongering opportunities to the Beverly benchmark.
Great report!
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Good job - now you have joined the club of people who tell stories other guys find hard to believe. Who would ever believe a place like Beverly exists. Did you do what I said and tell them that your friend from Chicago said HELLO. This should have opened up a few doors for you early in the evening.
Because they have os many people that come there, every wekend is different. Some weekends you meet tons of couples who are there to experiment. Other times it is a bit harder. Speaking only English can actually open up some doors (and other things) because those who know a little English like to try to speak it. This "work" forms a bit of a bond that often winds up in the back rooms.
Good for you - glad to have you abaord.
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Since Beverly is closed to single guys on the last weekend of the month I had to start looking for other opportunities. I found this place thats listed on 6relax called Mary Schimmel. I'm not sure how these types of estabilshments are classified here in Germany; sex club? or massage parlor? After several inquiries about these places I didn't receive a reply that said "You gotta go; don't miss out". In fact I was worried that it would be a complete ripoff like some "Champaign Clubs" in other parts of Europe that I've visited.
I gave Mary Schimmel's a call and the girl to picked up spoke good English. She gave me a list of the girls that were available but wouldn't discuss prices over the phone. I took a look on the web site and checked out the girls that were there. There were four girls she listed and three of them looked 8+ from the pictures.
This club was a short walk away so I went. The address was an apartment and the only indication that it was the right place was a red button on the intercom and a heart on the door. I must have gone to the right place as a girl opens the door; invites me in and wisks me away to a bedroom. She explains the price structure in English and from what I remember it went something like this: 35 Euro - BJ, 50 - Fuck, 80 - 1/2 hour and 100 if you want to cum twice. She then leaves and each of the girls that are working come into the room one at a time and introduce themselves wearing only skimpy underwear. The madame then comes back and asks which one you want and for what service.
I didn't hesitate a second and selected Angela; who is a beautiful thin Blonde girl from Poland for a 1/2 hour for 80 Euro. Angela is 21 and has nice B cups and a great looking ass. Her pictures are posted on the web site and are accurate. I would rate her an easy 8-9 and wouldn't be surprised to see such a good looking girl as a runway model.
At this point I still wasn't sure if I was going to be ripped off somehow, but back in the USA at a massage parlor you would never find a girl this good looking. There you usually find somewhat pretty girls sometimes willing to give you a handjob at best for around $100 US or ugly girls who will give you a blowjob for $150. I've been asked for $300 for a fuck before (of course I didn't pay) at these types of estabilshments.
To my surprise Angela took the 80 Euro and lead me off to a bathroom to wash up and then back to the bedroom. She spoke no English but we managed to communicate at the most basic level. She stripped and proceeded to give me one of the best BBBJ's ever. The memory of watching her lips wrapped around my cock with her gorgeous ass up in the air still gives me a chubby. She then applied a condom on me and made sure it was snug with her lips and then rode me cowgirl style while I played with her tits. I motioned her to switch positions and came to a fantastic doggie style finish; almost as if it was an olympic event. I wish I could have rode her for the entire time, but alas, her ass was too nice and I couldn't hold off any longer. Since I still had some time left; she actually offered to give me a real massage which was an excellent finish to an already great finish. After the time was up she lead me off to the bathroom again to wash up and then back to the room again. She gave me a kiss goodbye and I left smiling ear to ear.
What else can I say. This definitely ranks as one of my best and ironically least expensive ***** mongering experiences. It's not quite the Beverly experience; but closer to what I'm used to back home; but much better.
Sorry for making this such a long report but I just wanted to detail this for others like me who aren't familiar with what goes on and what to expect at this type of place. You Germans are lucky; maybe this type of thing is normal for you, but believe me, this is extraordinary for the rest of us. My only complaint is that this place closes at 8pm. What gives? doesn't anyone want this type of action any later? Because of this I ended up going to Dinner afterwards; I'm sure the waiters were wondering what I was smiling about.
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Roaming Man,
Thanks for the report on Mary Schimmel. I have often thought of trying her place. The experiences at Alstadt Team Alexa & Team and Massage Oasis were very similar. I think the palors are a great "bang for the buck". Pun intended!
Happy hunting,
Hans Solo
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Hans Solo,
Thank you very much for listing some other places! Looking for variety; I decided to try Altstadt Team after checking out the honeys on their web site. It was also very close, but the street they're on was a bit hard to find even on a map because its only about 30m long and no cars are allowed to drive on it; more like a walkway.
The procedure was very similar to Mary Schimmel; the girls were paraded into your room one at a time. Except this time I really wanted the girl who opended the door and was introducing all the other girls. She was dressed in a pretty skimpy outfit like the other girls; and when she asked who I would select in a manner suggesting one of the girls she had introduced; she was almost surprised that I wanted her.
Chanel is her name; and she's listed on their website; complete with accurate pictures. Chanel is a cute tall thin German blonde with a very attractive classic European look and a big smile. A total doll; an easy 9.5 in my book (leaving room only for the likes of Claudia Schiffer). And if all that wasn't enough; she spoke excellent English!
Pricing was similar if not the same as Mary Schimmels. I selected 40 min for 100 Euro; only because that's all I had with me. I had a quick shower in their extraordinarily clean facilites and then off to the bedroom. Chanel was fantastic; starting with a nice BBBJ and then riding Cowgirl style. She must be Cologne's best kept secret as I've never encountered any provider with her enthusiasm and did I mention her great smile? We ended up finishing Hündchenstellung; my favorite position (see; I did learn some German while being here). Maybe I've lead a sheltered life; but I have to say she's been my all time best f***.
In fact I enjoyed myself so much; that I've been back to see Chanel again for another unsurpassable fun time; we even took a shower together. Unfortunately she's going away to visit family in another city for the next week. Maybe that's good; otherwise I would be spending my entire food budget there.
Another good thing about Altstadt Team is that they are open till 1am!
Now I'm extra envious of you lucky guys that live here. I'm not sure if I would have the self control of not spending my whole paycheck here.
Roaming Man
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Roaming Man,
I have just returned from Cologne. I was delighted that you did try Alstadt Team. I also spent a hour with Chanel. Yes, she is beautiful and playful too. Glad we agree. And the best part is that they are open much later than the other places. This trip I also stopped in to Alexa & Team. Wow...I was with a goddess. Her mane was Kim. Blond and beautiful. !00 euros for two pops in a 45 min session. What a deal.
Happy hunting.
Hans Solo
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I am visiting Cologne in Ocober. Can anybody help by posting address/ route to find out sex clubs like massage Oasis , Alexa Team, Alstadt Team etc. Kindly give in German language so that We could show taxi driver. Are these places in down town or in suburbs?. Are there FKK clubs in cologne? Do the receptionists at these places know English. Kindly provide information.