This chick you were with is a class act
[QUOTE=Excess]Very, very civilised.
And yes, she is still at Samya.[/QUOTE]
And Samya is the sole club I am aware of which has a current "inventory" list on its website so you can check to see who is working the day and time you are planning a trip.
The other clubs should take note of this.
The times I was brushed off at PHG the women just kind of walked away, said nothing.
The first time it happened to me, she parked herself in front of a videogame machine and pushed those buttons like there was no tomorrow. Clearly she had free time and was available. Then the dude she was waiting for arrives, makes a beeline to her, they kiss and then off they go into a room. She didn't reappear for hours.
The second time it happened to me there, she said "Nein" and turned on her heels. I said to myself: "Fine. No problem. There are other fish in the sea." An hour later I spotted her still wandering around, not catching anyone's attention. For the whole time I was there I did not see her go even once into a room so it would seem like she preferred to just hang out rather than do some business.
Some of this I chalk up to women simply being incomprehensible.
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Getting to Samya Sauna via Public Transport from Koln Hbf
The below is a set of directions to Samya Sauna from Koln Hbf which is written on the base of other Forum posts. Credit is deserved by those who have previously written and all I have done is embellished on an already good set of directions. The accompanying photos are meant to serve as points of reference.
Samya FKK-Club address:
Kirschbaumweg 26 a, 50996 Köln-Rodenkirchen. Tel: 02236 969636. Web: [url]www.samya.de/[/url] (use Google translate as appropriate)
1) From Koln Hbf (Picture 1- pls see Bernds thread) which is the Koln main train station take a right on the inside and go down an escalator (Picture 2) to the underground annex of the station. Hbf station is a main interchange. (note that an Ibis Hotel is in the station).
2) In the underground station at the vending machines pay Euro 2 Euros and 40 cents for a Koln city ticket. Or go to the ticket window and ask to speak English and buy a ticket from a ticket sales person.
3) Take tram line 16 to Michaelshoven. Its about 25-28 minutes away in what looks like a south south east direction on the station map. I recall Michaelshoven in grid F18 but I could be wrong.
4) When you get off, don't take the lift to the over pass / bridge cross over. Walk out of the station with the general flow by keeping on going straight until you reach a what looks like a security guard box to one of the small factories. Walk to the right up a small off road until you reach the main road intersection.
5) Directly across you at the junction intersection is a Samya sign (Picture 3). Cross the main raod and walk to the Samya sign and you'll see the street sign for Emil Hoffman Strabe (Picture 4). Walk on by and on your right you'll see a small private brewery for Resisdoff Kollsch (Picture 5). These are almost all on top of each other so its easy to know if you're on the right track.
6) Walk straight down Emil Hoffman Strabe for about three minutes until you come to another Samya sign (Picture 6) at a small junction. Across you on the other side of the road at this sign is another brewery for Bitburger (Picture 7) and just to your right slighly obscured you should be able to see a road sign for Kirschbaumweg (Picture 8). I almost missed this but its there.
7) Turn to the right and walk down until you see FKK Samya on your right. You should be able to just about make it out from the junction. Picture 9. Walk to the side entrance where you'll find the onsite car park. Walk up to the door press the entry button / buzzer and the door will be unlocked from the inside to allow entry to the recption.
8) Enjoy and have fun !
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Wapec does Samya or Does Samya do Wapec ?
Intro
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3rd January or Day 2 of my FKK tryst I was till finding my feet in the god awful fecking cold. But the thoughts of a hot time at Samya warmed the cockles of my well you know .......
RJGP its time for you to take the plunge and party in Koln. You only live once.
Scoping the Scene Out
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I arrived at Samya just after 2pm. Pressed the entry buzzer and saw reception. Lady on duty hadn't any English but not to worry I knew the drill. She was surprised when I proffered exact entrance. Always be prepared something to take with you for life from the boy scouts. Another thing to take with you is some experience with the girl guides but that's another story from a not so innocent past.
Went downstairs, changed and opened my locker to stow away my clothes. Had kept a handy stash of Euro 50 notes safe and sound for the day's exertions. Wandered into the shower area for a quick wash down. Checked out 3 different sauna rooms: bio, finnish and steam. Saw from the wood engravings that pussy is spelt pussi in Germany. Another kultural gem to lock away from my escapades. Always look for value added in everything you do.
Back up to the ground floor and into the main communal area. Grabbed a soft drink from a cabinet and made towards a rear wall sofa to observe the wildlife and social habits of the other predators at this watering hole.
Samya certainly presented a professional and well run establishment. It was obvious that effort is put into the premises and the selection of gals. However, it was somewhat clinical and part fascade which is not meant to detract from the quality of the place at all both substance and form are important. What was noticeable compared to my previous day was a more favourable male to female ratio.
Observations
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Floor plan is food area at the top of the room, bar to the right hand side, eating tables 1/4 and 3/4 ways down with sofa seats and couches in all other areas. There are outside areas which I'll be buggered if they were open in this weather.
Lady count was in the region of 18 to 20 with similar numbers of men which rose slightly as the day wore on to 25 or so. Certainly there was a decent amount of eye candy or, at least, 85% of the gals were easy on the eyes. Czech, Russian, Polish, Bulgarian and German representation were what I could fathom & most wearing some kind of panty or suspender belt.
Throughout the day I noticed quite a few conversations between boys and gals so there was a fairly regular crowd. This toned down the clinical atmosphere somewhat. Music selection of eighties music was great and what I found myself doing was watching for gals that were mouthing the words to the songs. Why ? Its a crude way to gauge the extent of English language communication skills.
Got up and grabbed a bite to eat. Sat at the bar as I wanted a new vantage point more central but slightly off centre, if you can imagine. Struck up a conversation with a regular patron and shared some qualitative assessments of the female attendees. Always helpful and a shared insight could always come in handy later. Had by now narrowed my field down to the pool from which I wished to fish. However, finding a suitable pause to interject between girlie conversations and other approaches was a bit frustrating. I calmed myself by going for a sauna. Tried out the bio and steam sauna rooms for about an hour.
Heart of the Action
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Suitably digested and steamed up I returned to the main area of action. Surveyed the room and made my strategic seat selection opposite two young gals with a huge set of hooters each. Just looking at them was bliss and when I thought of playing the bongo drums on them ahem .....
Much as I love Asia and the Asian female form I do miss a large pair of knockers. Simply put its nice to have something other than her waist to hold onto and bring that sense of togetherness that heightens the pleasure dome.
Anyway, I make eye contact with one of them a couple of times. She even nudged her friend and pointed me to her which was mightily teasing. After about 10 minutes of this to and fro teasing I decided feck it and walked over and asked the friend if she spoke any English.
You Are My Lucky Star
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She was accomodating and invited me to sit between the two of them. I thought not bad a pair each side. Ahoy mehearties ready the Jolly Roger! Turns out she was just back from holiday in Egypt (tan lines proved credible), was German and Lisa was her name. Very distinctive with a celtic lattice tatoo (a real one not henna) all down one side of her back. Her friend's name was Amira also German and also from Koln. I was keen on Lisa because of her friendly disposition and a sweet coquettish face. OK and her 70D assets too. I had noticed that Amira seemed somewhat distant when she walked away with others. Although her 75D assets and mostly tatooless body were positive along with decent conversational skills. These hotties were there for spending money and supporting a lifestyle. If a girl can get what she wants in a safe and civilised way then who am I not decide to to make a deposit .... I mean contribution.
Between one thing and another a proposal was put forward for a threesome. Now this is not something that is worth pursuing with China gals as they don't have the skills or mindset for a what you'd see in a kino 3 way split. For fear of offending or being offended I asked would they mind explaining further. What can I say ? Its just fabulous when cute girls have dirty big minds of their own. I was won over and agreed. Upstairs we went.
Getting Down and Dirty
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I'll say it again as it warrants repeating their bodies were great with two pairs of amply proportioned racks. I dove onto the bed and motioned them over one on each side. Make me the filling in your sandwich !
They were lovely and fun. Kept saying they would give me a good time and what were my preferences. Pamper me, make me happy and let me rub those mammaries. They rolled me on my back and started to massage oil onto me. I asked for them to massage their boobs on my back. They laughed and obliged. Well if you don't ask you don't get ! And twin boobed stunners you don't get in Asia.
Sitting up. We chatted for a while while I played with their titties: fondling, licking, sucking and teasingly biting their nipples. Lisa clearly had a boob job but with Amira it was harder to tell as they were genuinely softer and more natural in the hand. I buried myself in their mounds of milk and you could indeed be buried in those valleys. They were playful and I was glad that I had shaved that morning as stubble would have been a real impediment. I was turned on as they gave suggestions and instructions as I moved from from Lisa's boobs to her love haven with my tongue whilst Amira held between my legs and massaged the Jolly Roger with her hand. It was like synchronised swimming and I was losing myself deeply in lust.
When they asked about my fantasies. I confessed that I was living out one of them now. They looked at each other and said then that they'd better make it good and started touching each other. Was it ... could it be ... turns out they'd done lesben before but I wasn't expecting it. This trip was turning out to be more than I expected. Hmmn ... time to stop and think, get a grip on myself. When would I be in this position again or indeed even back to Germany ? I asked if they would mind extending the session to two hours and we'd just take it and see where it led. They agreed and Amira laughed the type of dirty low growl that only a sexen vixien can provide. I was her sexe hunden and she could lead me around on her leash - woof woof.
They really put on a good lesbi show. Not that I'd necessarily know the difference but it was certainly better than anything I'd previously participted with and comparable in some respects to kino. Obviously, they'd been with each other in the Samya apartments before: tongues, DFK, DATY, fingers, bump & grinding, & titty squashing. It was all there. After about 25 minutes I joined them but only closed mouth kissing. Not to worry my imagination was active.
Amira gave me a BBBJ while Lisa was managing her love canal with her finger. Lisa was making sure she gave me lots of eye contact and I certainly was responding by running the Jolly Roger up the flagpole. I mounted Lisa from behind as she to eat Amira. We three swayed in unison making a beat to our own drum as it were. It all became a bit of a blur at this stage as we moved from position to position, switching between partners. Every so often they would pull away saying that I should wait which only made me want them more but I also knew it was conserving my energy for longer.
I moved to giving them massages on the shoulders and back. Why not ? Massage one while sucking on the nipples of the other: nice work if you can get it.
By this time I was truly relaxed and finding my rythmn. I said that one of my fantasies was to try the Greek and would they be interested in training a newbie if that was on the menu. Lisa wasn't keen but Amira said she'd think about it and let me know. No force and no harm in asking - its not like I wasn't being physically intimate with them. Guess I must have done something right as 30 minutes later Amira started playing with her butt and motioned me over.
Amira on all fours I received instructions from Lisa. I was a diligent and obedient student. Working to relax the muscles, taking care to lube all the rights places, at the right time and generally limber her ass up for some stretching. Their bodies were already hot with their racks but Amira's took on a glow of its own. My imagination or not it was tempting as a she devil in high heel shoes.
Lisa moved me in closer and with a nod from Amira said she was ready. Amira mounted me from on top and slowly slid her ass down over my rock hard dick. She was tight and it took 3 or 4 minutes for her to slide the whole way down . All the time she looked me straight in the eye. Needless to say I was totally concentrated. Still I couldn't help but giggle a bit when she coyly asked how was it for me. Fucking bloody fantastic in case you didn't pick that vibe up already. We proceeded to try a few positions amply demonstrating that she could have qualified for a gymnastics team. Finally taking her doggy style ass filled with dick and grabbing her tits as ballast I blew my load and squirted into the condom filling the teat and half way along the shaft such was the velocity.
Thoroughly drained we both rolled over to catch our breath. While Lisa fanned us down. I held them close, one on each side and we lay there talking and giggling for a while. Then it was time to go and have dinner downstairs.
We had certainly worked up an appetite. I settled up, we showered and agreed to meet each other upstairs for food. Sat down with them and some others and had a nice meal with good conversation. All very pleasant, civilised and decently enjoyable.
Postscript
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Certainly one to remember and not one I'm likely to forget ever. Upshot was that I had to leave very shortly after dinner to catch a train to Frankfurt for a mid-day flight the following day. I reached the Koln Hbf platform having just missed the train. See the Bernds thread for the follow up. I was in training for the Beijing Olympics.
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Pussy is not pussi in German
[QUOTE=Wapec]Saw from the wood engravings that pussy is spelt pussi in Germany. Another kultural gem to lock away from my escapades. Always look for value added in everything you do.[/QUOTE]
Its [i]Muschi[/i] or sometimes on the RF, referred to as [i]Mumu[/i].
Great first timer's report, dude!
Wapec gets his Jollies by Rogering
Great set of reports on your initiation into FKKland, Wapec - with Samya and Bernd's getting Wapec off - if you'll excuse the expression - in very fine style.
Thanks for sharing and you are certainly ready for more - with back-to-back (covered) sessions at the 'Hof. Very much enjoyed your description of your transition from the deer caught in the headlights at the 'Hof to enthousiastic Bernd's operator.
Equally well done the detailed public transit descriptions of travel to both Samya and Bernd's that will seve many well into the future.
Glad that you enjoyed and took the time to let us know that all went very, very well at both. I love it when a Man with a Plan executes well.
'Excess'
Sex, Food, Sleep-What is most important?
Hi,
Wanted to thank Jackyo for his advice. I planned my short stay in the NRW region poorly and there was no way I could get to Bernds'. I was able to make my way to Samya, and found the directions given to be helpful. In general, I followed the route from the Michelshoven station. Google maps and Mapquest are not good if you are using public transportation. Coming from Bonn, I found the pedestrian bridge (exit left rather than right) over the tracks to be useful in putting me on the right path. Industriestraße becomes Emil Hofmann Straße, take a right on Kirschbaumweg, and you can't miss it.
When I got to Samya's, I paid the entry fee, changed into a robe, and went to the bar. I realized I hadn't eaten all day, and thought I would partake of the buffet. It was awful, but who goes to an FKK for the food? I was also distracted by the beauty surrounding.
First, I approached a woman who was half-Thai and half-German. I didn't catch her name and she spoke no English, not even basic phrases. We did not get very far. I then met with Brigitte, from Czech. She was truly wonderful--flirtatious, vivacious, and very very beautiful. We had a great time, and I wanted to spend more with her. However, sleep deprivation and hunger got the better of me. I needed to depart before I fell asleep or took a bite out of somebody.
Note to self: When visiting an FKK, don't do it on an empty stomach after traveling for more than 24 hours.
I can confirm Honey's retirement
[QUOTE=Woof Woof]Looks like Honey is no longer at Samya. One of the prettiest and nicest girl I've met. She will be missed and I hope she finds happiness in her future endeavors.[/QUOTE]
Honey has retired. I asked about her on my last trip and she has moved on. Sigh.
This club was a disappointment on this past trip. They had had a large event the night before and probably this led to a limited selection of women coming to work the next day. It was quiet.
On my last trip there I was there on a Saturday and the place was hopping. It had a visually pleasing selection and I had been hoping to see the same selection show up. Wrong.
There were too many really dark haired Bulgarian or Romanian looking women on this trip. I was tempted to go with this Turkish dyed blonde with an amazing olive complexion but decided otherwise.
Brigitte was there from the last time I was there and I should have hooked up with her. Mollig, blonde, Czech. Some guys may find her a little too round for their taste but she smiles a lot and has an adventurous side to her.
I went with Marlene (Finnish she said but probably really Russian), blonde, petite, cute as a button. Very professional in the room. She's been at it for too long (four years, she said). I hate it when women have a routine.. and this chick has one: "Lie down. Now, I do this. Then we will do that. " I said something to the effect that she was a [i]Profi[/i] and she asked me what I meant by it. I didn't explain.
If you are a non-believer in such a thing as an [i]Optikfick[/i], one session with this chick will convince you otherwise.
I should have stuck with Brigitte. I decided I would stop at one session at this club as I had plans of a full day of activities the next day.
Emma who I had met the last time was still working but wasn't there that day. Blonde, Polish.
Eleni (the BJ artist formerly known as Jenny at Bernds) was there and was, as usual, [i]dauerbelegt[/i]. There is something about Jenny which I can't put my finger on. She kind of looks like an nice, comfortable unmade bed.
The food was good. The drink selection was good. The saunas were nice and hot. The football apparatus in the urinals needs to be fixed (they don't all work).
Glad you confirmed my review of Brigitte
[QUOTE=Eeyore]I then met with Brigitte, from Czech. She was truly wonderful--flirtatious, vivacious, and very very beautiful. We had a great time, and I wanted to spend more with her. However, sleep deprivation and hunger got the better of me. I needed to depart before I fell asleep or took a bite out of somebody.
Note to self: When visiting an FKK, don't do it on an empty stomach after traveling for more than 24 hours.[/QUOTE]
Yes, do have food before you go. And being in [i]pleine forme[/i], makes a huge difference.