I will be in P.V. from Dec 26 until Jan 5th. Anyone wanting to hook up and go do some fellow mongering. Let me know.
Later Gents
AcaHeat
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I will be in P.V. from Dec 26 until Jan 5th. Anyone wanting to hook up and go do some fellow mongering. Let me know.
Later Gents
AcaHeat
Evening Gentlemen,
Acapulco is my usual stomping ground. I have been to many different parts of Mexico. (Mexico es en mi sangre), and while Acapulco is by far my favorite, I am giving PV a first time try. Last week I posted that if any other fellow mongers will be in the PV area during the Holiday's let me know we can hook up and do my three favorite B's. Beach, Babes and Booze. Damn Men, nobody out there who will be in PV to babe hunt??
Have a nice holiday all.. (You too Jackson, keep up the great site)
AcaHeat
I'm heading down that way late february. Please post your findings. I refuse to pay about US escort prices for Mexican working girls, so if you find any bargains, let us all know. I here it is spendy down in PV and not much to choose from.
Will be in P.V., Mazatlan & Cabos, in January. Any ideas guys? Now I am use to BT in NL, so I refuse to pay USA prices! So HELP me too!
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I have not been in PV for a couple of years and I always had early mornings and did not stay out later than 1am, so ymmv but, here goes.
There were a couple of strip clubs up on the hill at the south end of town. They were fairly expensive, entry fee and high priced drinks. The Ladies ( many could no longer be called girls) would strip (some I wish hadn't) and then wandet the patrons for typical Mexican full contact lap-dances or more.
I did see some SWs in Old Town but never hooked up. (The people I was with were not into the hobby.)
On the north end of town near the marina were a couple of more clubs but they were not even as good as those above.
The apparently little known PV gold mine is a group of clubs on the north end of town near the Marina. This is NOT a tourist place. Little English is spoken here. PM me for details!
My expierence is US $20s get 200 Pesos worth of service. That is a 10 to 1 exchange rate as opposed to the 8.5 to 1 typical at that time at the cambio.
CG
Choosy Guy: Horseshit to that! If you have info to provide about this secret jewel, then post it. Otherwise you are full of shit. No PMs. I have been there many times and have posted ALL my info so if you have any then cough it up. Did you GO to any of these "little known" clubs?
Hi guys,
I am new here. This is my first post I believe. Anyways I am heading to Puerto Vallarta from Dec 26/03 till Jan 9/04. If you guys have any contacts and would like to share them that would be great. Or if you have any good spots.
Thanks
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Evening Gentlemen,
Just got back from a 12 day (first time to PV) stay in Puerto Vallarta and would like to give my brief report.
Obviously, depending on the time of year and one's own personal experiences I am certainly not going to judge what other's have said about PV. I am only going to give my opinion based on what happened to me. So here it goes.
I went only to two different clubs in PV. This is due to the fact that I have been to many different strip clubs around Mexico. (Acapulco, Cancun, Playa del carmen, D.F. etc) thus I basically compared these two places to the other clubs in those above mentioned cities.
There is absolutely no comparision. The strip clubs for monger action in P.V. SUCK!!!
On a Friday night I went to club Prestige. (It is right next to a Good-year tire center, directly across the street from the hotel
Canto del sol). I went about 11:00 PM and the place was practically empty. There was a $10 dollar cover charge and the drinks were very expensive. ($12 US dollars for a beer) Needless to say I only ordered one beer and was sitting around waiting for some babe action. There were about 8 girls there and for the exception of the two that came immediately to sit on my lap, the other girls did not seem to be very interested in doing anything. Not even stripping.
Now the two girls that sat on my lap I would rate about a 3 in looks. Damn ugly. I was not interested in either of them so it only took about 5 minutes for them to get the message and they left. The other girls like I said showed no interest in anything (plus they were not that great looking either). So I finished my beer and left. I was probably there for a total of about 45 minutes and considering that this was a Friday night, I was extremely disappointed.
When I left I walked north for about 3 blocks and found another club called BayWatch Girls. (Close to a burger king) The Guy at the front door was handing out little playing cards with pictures of the girls. Extremely hot were these pictures. So I decided to go in.
Here too there was a $10 dollar cover, but the drinks were a little more reasonably priced compared to prestige. ($6 US dollars for a beer). Anyway, this place was very small compared to any other strip club that I have been to in Mexico, and it only had about 4 girls for only 5 other customers including myself.
The girls here were better looking than the ones at prestige but not much better. One Girl named Claudia sat with me. She had a pretty face. (About a 8 in looks) and seemed to have a nice slim body. She also looked very busty, (I like big tits) so I was talking to her for about a 1/2 hour. She offered to take me for a private dance, which I agreed to. It cost $20 dollars and was upstairs in a room that was nothing more than a Chair with a bare light-bulb for lighting. Well, in the real light. Claudia was not as busty as she seemed and her body was not that tight.
Anyway, she was very friendly so I let her finish her dance. (No big deal). She then offered sex in a room adjacent to the private room. Like most places in Mexico, she asked for $140 US. I said no and was able to bargain her down to $110 US. Because I have had many monger experiences in other cities I first said that I wanted to see the room. So she took me next door. It was a dump. I would not sit on that bed if I was in all my clothes let alone naked. I told her forget it and that I would be back some other time.
Needless to say, I was very disappointed. I am certainly no prude but considering the action to be gained in clubs in other places like tabares, and las chicas in Acapulco. I could not believe the lack of quality girls. I have been with Playboy types in other cities. Also, I personally get turned off by a room that looks like a bum has slepted in it.
I did give these places one other chance on a Saturday night. I will report on that later.
Hopefully, my experience was not typical of the types of clubs to be found in Puerto Vallarta.
More to come later.
Good luck Men,
AcaHeat
AcaHeat,
Did you try Junior's at all? It is overpriced as well, maybe 1800 pesos for the hour, but the girls are very attractive.
Gentlemen,
Will be heading to PV Feb 19, and will be going just to sample the clubs. I will post when I return. I will be there for 2 weeks, so if there are places you recommend or would like to have a report about, please post or pm and I will check them out and report back!
Winston
Winston,
I tried Chica's and another place across the street. Prices inside were pretty high and you need to tip everyone and their brother. Got a BJ in the back room but it was rushed. I did better when the girls were sitting with me watching the show and asked for their phone number. All the girls that I asked provided their number but I had a problem dialing because they gave me their cell phone #'s and I needed to enter a prefix. Also, called "Marilyn's massage" (in the Spanish section of the yellow pages, but not in the English section.) Got a real pretty dancer from Chica's that was on vacation from Chica's. I believe it was $150. The girl also gave me her cell phone # and asked me not to go thru the service as she didn't want to have to pay a commission. The hotel I was staying at prevented me from taking one of the girls to my room because they knew she was working, so we had to go to a cheap motel. Taxi's, room charge and drinks started to add up.
Good luck.
Just returned from PV last weekend. Tried Lucys massage, this was a bust. 2 friends tried it as well and no joy. Went to the usual haunts, Chicas, Prestige, Candys, Juniors.
Chicas and Juniors have already been well documented in this fourm so I wont go into detail about them.
Prestige: Very expensive, like going to a strip club in the states. The girls are pretty high quality, but man do you pay for it. We didnt stay there long.
Candys: Located across the entrance to the Marina. The bonus of this place is that it opens a 12:00 or 1:00 on weekdays instead of 8 or 9 like the others, so a little afternoon delight is possible.
10.00 USD to get in the door, this gets you a free lapdance as well. If you find one you like, it is 500 pesos for a private room lapdance (no FS) or 1000 pesos for private room and FS which I thought was a little steep for Mexico, but I did manage to get her phone number and made a date for later at a reduced rate and more time.
There are several "massage" places advertised in the yellow pages there that are actually escort services there were two I used.
Juliettes: 160 dollars(US) for 2 hours of anything I wanted. She actually stayed closer to 4 hours with supper and all. Very nice she was a 8-9/10.
Ninfus: 150 dollars(US) for two hours plus the cost of a downtown hotel room. Not as good looking but still alot of fun.
Also asked the concierge about maid staff that worked "extra" for tips and found two that were in play, but didnt have the oppurtunity to partake in them. Hope this helps, good luck fellow mongers in PV.
Rocket
Just got back from Puerto Vallarta last night. Earlier in the week I went to my regular place, Lucy's massage. Like Rocket I got turned down by "Jo". In the past, if the girl didn't do the "special" massage, she would tell me which girl did. Jo said she had no idea and said not at Lucy's. Anyway, I stopped at Luna's massage and "Lily" told me upfront the special massage would be 750 pesos on top of the regular massage. I went for it and received a decent massage with Lily allowing me to feel her ass. Lily is cute with a nice body. On the flip, Lily refused to give me a BJ, but allowed me to get her tits out of her bra and gave an OK HJ.
I returned a couple of days later and had Lopito. Lopito has a couple of extra pounds on her but was very nice. When she saw me laying on the table without a towel, she said that I must want the "special" massage. I told her yes. I was in a hurry and didn't want any oil so Lopito spent alot of time playing with the back of my nuts. On the flip, I had her remove her bra and drop her pants. Again I got turned down for a BJ, but Lopita allowed me to finger her and play with her boobs. She gave a very erotic HJ. She never mentioned money, but I paid her what I paid Lily.
Before I left on Saturday, I tried Asiatic massage (on Mexico Ave) a few blocks from Luna's. Mentioned that I wanted a "special" massage, pointed to my groin, and the lady said "no" only professional massage. I thanked her and left before the massage.
Hello Gentlemen,
I have just returned from two weeks in Puerto Vallarta and would like to file the following report. I hope it will be informative.
First of all, I have become somewhat disapointed in Mexico the last 3 times I have visited. Hotel workers (especially front desk) have become more "European" in their attitudes (i.e., RUDE) and the Concierge much less helpful (e.g., three years ago, I am not sure I heard the word "no" at the Krystall Vallarta for the entire 3 weeks of my stay. This time, I received poor treatment from almost everyone including the concierge...no help with transportation, room upgrades, dining, etc). I will not use this forum to complain about the rooms and service at Krystall Vallarta, but it is enough to say I will not stay at this hotel anymore, and PV may be off my vacation list.
I visited only clubs (no massage parlors) and escorts (outcall) so I will give info on these. All money reported in USD.
Juniors: As everyone knows, Juniors has the most attractive girls (in my opinion) but is VERY expensive. However, one advantage is that once they get to know you, you can stay with the same girl through the evening at the club and you will get extra time for no charge. Asking $200 for an hour upstairs (negotiable down to $100, but I am generally a poor negotiator). To take the girl out for 2 hours $300. (Could not get a better price than this). $20 for very good lap dance (three songs).
I have not really learned all of the procedure, but I have learned that sometimes you must be a bit rude to get a girl you aren't interested in -- just tell her you won't buy her a drink and usually she is gone. The language barrier makes it a little tough and I always feel a little bad for them. I am not sure how to explain that I would rather just sit alone and pick someone later (I even tried tipping the "boss" but that didn't work).
--- Met a girl named "Brittany" who was an 8 for looks (very slender, large breasts, nice ass), no English but very friendly. She was lacking a bit in performance, however, and seemed to get passed around a bit too much.
--- Also met "Brandy" who was gorgeous (a 9), spoke fair english, and was very talented (although a bit rushed). She obviously knew how pretty she was and was all about the money. About a 7 for performance but did not want to hang around when there were other lone men around.
--- Melanie also very hot (8-9), blond, great body, small breasts. Would only go for 1/2 hour and then all covered with no real touching below. Pretty mechanical but nice to watch move around. Interestingly, the only dancer I saw all week who didn't strip bare...just to her bra and thong...wierd for Mexico.
---Best was Gracia, a bit heavier, but athletic. By far the best dancer (did things on that pole I have never seen) and very friendly. Really seemed to hit it off with her and she hung out with me exclusively for a couple of nights. Did not plow through the "girl" drinks like all the others seemed to do. Extremely good performance; very responsive to DATY, multiple positions, and anal play (did not do anal "now" as she put it, maybe was having a problem of some kind...YMMV). Really enjoyed her, made it worth the trip.
Qeros: Down a notch from Juniors but the same type of deal...however, I asked my waiter to let me sit alone for a while and I would let him know who to bring over...tipped him $5 and he did the job! Did not really see anyone to take upstairs but got very good private lapdance for $25 from "Maria", "Lilliana", and "Sandra"
Juliette Massage: Used this service twice, saw a girl named "Julliette" -- very good massage, BBBJ, covered FS, all positions. No anal but responsive to DATY. Overall a 7.
The second night saw "Sabrina", pretty much the same, but better response and DFK; anal play but no anal sex. Overall an 8.
A bit less variety than I had hoped for, but my lack of spanish really hurts when looking for something "off the beaten track". I think I will try Cabo or Mazetlan next vacation and try to learn more spanish.
For the money and the selection, I much prefer Canada to Mexico. That might change if I had better Spanish and was a better negotiator. Canada has no great beaches and its pretty cold in the winter, but the girls are warm and the hotels are much more accomodating.
Sorry that this report is just really a rehash of what everyone else has posted. Will try to better next trip.
Winson
Hello gentlemen,
I visited Puerto Vallarta last month and stopped at the "zona rosa" for a second time. It was an interesting experience.
I have read that many consider this "locals" area too dangerous. I disagree, but you have to be careful. I found a cab driver I trusted and asked him to go with me and wait until I was finished. It is about a 10 minute cab ride from the resort area to the brothels in a cluster of industrial buildings on the edge of town. There are three or four "clubs." I paid the cab driver $15 and bought him a beer.
Went about 11 p.m. and things were just starting. There were maybe 5 or 6 girls, some rather attractive. I ended up paying $70 for FS. It was OK but a little rushed.
The doorman was a pain in the butt insisting on a tip (that I refused to pay). The club had a dance floor in the middle where strippers start performing at about 11:30 p.m. The music was deafening. Surrounding the dance floor are small rooms for private recreation. The cost was more than I wanted to pay but it was WAY better than the clubs downtown. And I didn't feel threatened in any way.