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Directions to FKK Artemis
Directions to FKK Artemis
Hi all, I visited Artemis for the first time last week. (Report to follow).
Finding Artemis is easy and it's been discussed on the forum before. However, I decided to take some photos of the walking route and make a map for future ISG visitors to FKK Artemis.
Please see the attached word document for a map of walking route from Westkreuz S Bahn station complete with photos.
Best wishes all.
DT
DT does 2 days in Artemis
Are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin....
Once upon a time in a land devoid of FKKs a man sat staring out of a window at a grey, wet, windy, cold dismal January day, BBC News 24 was bleating out credit crunch gloom n doom, Christmas was a memory and the next bank holiday was a long way off. (I know, I know, the bit about no FKK's was bad enough and I may be guilty of using a trowel to lay it on here)
"Bing"
...it hit him (it's ok it didnt hurt) , bank holiday, naaaahh, BONK holiday, that's what he needed !
And so it came to pass that some bargain flight surfing later his future was set, he was going to the land of plenty, Deutschland !
I soon arrived at Berlin Schonefeld and left the terminal building turning left and following signs for the S Bahn station, which is about a 5 minute brisk stroll along a covered walkway. Trains are frequent (see the DB website). I purchased a single trip ABC zone ticket (I believe Schonefeld used to be covered by AB, but not now) which cost me just a few euros.
Your choices are the S9 or the S45, the S45 joins the S Bahn "ring" heading anticlockwise. The S9 heads through the city center and passes through Zoologischer Garten where I was heading. Either lines eventually go through Westkreuz, which is the station for Artemis. I suspect the S45 might be quicker if you are travelling direct from Schonefeld to Artemis.
The journey was maybe 45 minutes, I wasn't really paying attention to my watch as I was tuned in to an amusing conversation a very attractive
young Welsh brunette was having with her friend, via mobile phone. She'd come to meet her, alas at the wrong airport, her friend was at Tegel!
Artemis day 1
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Sat 16th Jan from around 1930 to 0330 hrs
Yes, 0330hrs. (Angus is correct, you can get "stuck" in Artemis spinning around the the heady sexual atmosphere surrounded by sexy girls and
never quite managing to reach escape velocity).
Finding Artemis is easy, get yourself to Westkreuz S Bahn station and it's a 5 minute walk. Others have posted directions, but I have recently
posted a word doc with map and pics too.
So, I arrived, my extremities cold from the weather but with a hornyness burning inside. All day passing eye candy had been catching my attention as my little mind knew what this evening would bring.
Entering the foyer I was greated nicely and paid my 80 euros. I was given the standard first time visitor briefing, to which I explained no problem, I had been to other clubs already. Good English was spoken. I was given a robe to wear (not as good as Palace's but ok) and a key for the valuables locker and changing room locker.
From the foyer you go up a short flight of stairs to the level of the changing room and valuable lockers. There is little to comment on the changing room, clean, warm, good sized lockers (I got a small backpack in easily along with clothes on last day I visited). The showers are hot enough, but as normal don't run long enough !
Leaving the changing room one enters a landing on the large spiral staircase. There are 3 main levels to Artemis.
Middle level -
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Changing Rooms, valuables lockers area and foyer, main lounge, kino, dining room.
I entered the main lounge and was pleased to find it had a similar ambience to Palace. That dark, warm, cosy, plush decor and feel. Although I would say it doesnt quite hit the Palace quality feel (yes, I'm Palace stroking this time). There is a walkaround bar to the right and a step up raised seating area with sofas and tables to the left. Moving further into the room beyone the bar is a podium and pole for dancers, more lounging areas and sofas. All strewn with soft cushions and lit in soft lighting.
At the far end of the room.........Oh, I nearly forgot, there were lots of sexy young naked women around too, Artemis obviously hired an internal designer who appreciates the crucial importance of such finishing touches.
....At the far end of the room one finds the kino on the left and door to the dining room on the right facing you.
The kino appeared to be nice, a series of large flat areas to play on, the rear ones i think partially curtained. A good large screen. I didn't actually spend any time in here so cannot comment more.
The dining room was fine too, plenty of tables and seating, good food too. I eat there two evenings running and I'm sure hot food remained until approaching midnight maybe. There was a choice of a couple of hot dishes, plus veg, rice, salad, coffee etc. I would say that the food equals FKK World's, but unless I was mistaken lacked the Gateaux/desert of Palace. Clean and tidy.
Downstairs level -
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Reaching the bottom of the spiral stairs..
If you turn left:
Pool, Saunas/Steam room, bar/lounge chill out area.
The pool was nice and warm, good quality saunas, hamam, bio, choice of temperatures etc. There are also loungers around the pool.
If you turn right:
Access to another Kino and a gym, plus some play rooms.
The kino is smaller than upstairs. More soft bench seating than flat beds in this one. There are a few handy room adjacent to retire too though once warmed up.
The gym is well equipped for both cardio vascular and weight training. There is also a sunbed. Mind you, I think you must really accept that if you are not buff, toned, tanned and impressive for the girls when you arrive, then hitting the gym/sunbed is really a case of too little too late my friends ;-#) ! You'll have to rely on the ISG charm offensive techniques, or failing that money always works ;-)
If you go straight ahead:
Then you're obviously watching that cute ass passing by and not looking where you're going. You won't get further than the wall in front of you but the people lounging under the stairs will be entertained.
Which reminds me, if you lounge on the soft seating under the spiral stairs, lay back, relax and OPEN your eyes, there are very nice views of girls on the
landing above ;-)
Upstairs Level -
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There are some sofas on the landing where couples can wait when rooms are busy.
The rooms themselves you ask? Mmmm, I seem to recall they were big, clean, had mirrors in them. Other than that it's hazy, the only strong mental images I can recall from upstairs involve pretty faces or anatomy :-) Apologies for being distracted.
Stop waffling about the venue and tell us about the gig I hear you all crying out, sat no doubt in your equally FKK devoid nations.
Ok then....
The juicy details
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(NB descriptions may be a little out or miss details, I'm referring to hastily tapped out mobile phone notes made on the s bahn !)
Sitting on a sofa at the far end of the raised seating area, taking in the views and trying to remember to concentrate on returnees expressions, clock times, attitudes etc I was suddenly wrestled from my game by a gorgeous Polish girl who said hi through the hand rail. A minute later I'd made her laugh and we were smiling, she hadnt mentioned "room" yet and she was cute, so I invited her around to sit with me. A minute later I succumbed...
#1
Dominica
Polish
Petite
Platinum Blonde
early 20s
30 mins E60
A very nice opening session, only light DFK, good BBBJ, fun in several positions with full time finish over breasts. Some cuddles and chat.
Time was marching on and after a shower, drink, relax, I headed to the downstairs bar where I'd hoped to meet some other ISGers, but alas various reasons meant it wasn't to be.
However, while at the bar I got chatting to Giselle, a pretty, petite, German mousey blonde. I commented "Giselle" sounds French and she said it was her stage name. Moments later she gave me a stage name of "David", which I can't say strikes me as sexy but she liked it. Maybe David Hasselhoff makes it sexy, but I must admit to no resemblance !
Anyway, we set off running in slow motion across the poolside in our tight red baywatch lifeguard outfits.......no, not really, we chatted about ambitions and business plans (hers) and music for a while, then we kissed a while and headed upstairs. (how odd, if I chat about business in bars at home it never ends this way)
#2
Giselle
German
Petite
B cups
Mousey Blonde, shortish.
60 mins E120
One of those very nice sessions, no major sexual fireworks, but a great girl, nice massage, plenty of kissing, several positions. Great view in doggy as she smiled back in mirror. More cuddles and chat after.
Time was now into the small hours and it was thinning out upstairs a bit. I fancied a nice long BBBJ in the kino and wandered downstairs to see what was showing. I was greeted with a call from another petite blonde (what is going on, I'm normally into brunettes?) who was laying on one of the seats and I joined her.
#3
Name I forget- help please?
From Vienna, also works in Zurich regularly.
Platium blonde, shoulder blades length, straight.
Pale skinned.
Slim faced, interesting eyes.
30 mins E60
This lovely creature had great legs clad in white stockings, which I do like (used to like black stockings, there's a pattern here somewhere)!
I complimented her and she said she normally only wears red stockings. I asked "why?", "because they match my nail varnish silly!"
She said she always hangs around the kino, then asked had I got porn at home? I said "yes of course, all men have". She said "yes, but not many
wives know and you dont get a BBBJ watching it, thats why I hang around in here, it's every mans fantasy."
She gave me a very nice BBBJ with a lovely hot wet mouth (I do notice temperature difference!), I was loving it, feeling her hot lips, stroking her soft skin and smoothing that cute ass, watching the boss taking his secretary across the desk, the winter credit crunch blues were blown to smithereens.
After about 5 mins she asked should she climb on me but I asked her to keep going a while. She laughed and commented "see i told you!", and carried on a while. I then asked to go to a room, she bent over very provactively as she spread the sheet and we laughed as I pretended to take her hard and fast on the spot. A little more BBBJ then yes, she got it hard and fast in doggie, what a great little bod and good fun too.
I then showered and intended to go home happy, but as Angus said, it's hard to leave.
I found myself in the lounge again, sat on a stool at the back of the bar, drinking a well earnt coke and admiring the amazing acrobatic ability of a girl pole dancing when I crossed eyes with a cutey on the other side. I didnt want another session and automatically averted my eyes knowing that more than 2ms can ensure you get an approach. Mmm, "cutey" my heads thinking and, ooops, there I've gone and done it, she caught me copping another look and got my eye contact. I smiled and she came around.
This was Allina (sp?) a Ukrainian. We had a bit of banter and a laugh over my very limited Russian. I told her I thought she was lovely but I was tired. I said I'd be back tommorrow and would love to see her for a session. She sealed that likelihood by smiling sweetly, saying ok and kissing me goodnight. Many girls would have gone for a harder sell and blown it !
I headed for my hotel smiling.
Day 2:
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?1400 - 1900hrs
I was tired today. The club was quite quiet with few men when I arrived. I headed downstairs straight away, took a sauna, had a little swim and relaxed on the poolside. Several girls were hunting including two pairs offerring threesomes. I almost gave in to one of the pairs but the taller brunette, polish, had rather obvious bolt ons which I'm not keen on. Anyway, I fell asleep and awoke 30 minutes later feeling quite refreshed. Another swim and I was ready for action....
#1
name forgotten
bulgarian/romanian
died blonde, long hair.
20 mins? E60
We met by the pool and went to the kino. This was not a great session, it didnt click. She worked hard on BBBJ and then doggy, then more BBBJ but the chemistry didnt work. I called it quits telling her, no problem, tired today. (some really do seem frustrated if they dont get you off!)
I went and eat, had some coke (the drink!) and re-energised. Then happily I spotted Allina (from the end of Sat night) heading across. She realised it was me as she got close and I said I was pleased to see her.
#2
Alina
Ukranian
20 yrs old
pretty blonde, neck length?
B/C cups natural
We went upstairs and had a great session. Started with cuddles, a bit more chat, nice kissing (light) then onto a BBBJ. Interestingly she asked "would you like uncovered?" to which I said yes, then she said ok but you must not cum in my mouth. I said no problem. ( I had other plans!). It was a nice BBBJ then she climbed on top of me, oh my she seems to have mastered squeezing you with her muscles as she slowly rocks back and forth. Very nice! I said lets slow down and suggested an hour. I think she sensed I wasnt still fully functioning. I was more tired than I'd realised ! She gave me a great massage for 20 mins as we chatted and it slowly morphed into more cuddles and kissing and soon we were at it again.
I was in the zone now and ended with a fantastic release in doggy watching Alina's face in the mirror.
Alina is a great girl. Intelligent and a true professional in the sense that she doesn't hardsell, she doesn't upsell, she reads your expressions, senses your mood, chats if you like too, adapts her "programme" to suit you. She has cottoned on to good service bringing rewards. (I hope she retains this approach) She's also very sexy ! I will certainly session with her again when in Artemis.
I grabbed a quick shower and some more food and alas headed out of this newly conquered fantasy land, out into the snowy city and off to Schonefeld for my flight back to the land of "massage parlours" and "curb crawling". Ho hum !
It had been a great weekend, with no small thanks to all previous posters on this thread.
See you out there soon guys.
Take care, treat them well, report your adventures.
DT
First time posting, long time lurker.
Dear all,
I have been reading this forum for a long time and have finally earned enough courage to post.
Thank you for providing such massive amount of info for the benefit of other punters throughout the world.
I guess that men are men without borders when it comes down to punting.
As far as my own expertise is concerned.
I do not have much to share with. I have visited both Oase and Artemis few times. That tells you that I am fairly a newbie.
Both had decent lineups with a slight edge on Oase. (I found the attitude of the girls better at Oase as well.)
I assume that I do not have to report on the trips to those places as many here have written about those clubs.
Ciao and happy punting!
Oase report coming up soon
The names and all the details are blurry from my last visit there. But I maybe able to go again soon.
I'll make sure to give a report!
Ciao