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Travel Report: Costa Rica 2001
Backround: Lots of street and escort action. The only sex I get beside my hand. This is my first post, hope it's not in the wrong section.
Preparation:
This is imperative for a trip of this nature, so one is safe from ripoffs. I should've sent this report in a year ago. I cant remember all the names. I reviewed the WSG and printed off reports, street maps and such. I packed plenty of condoms, astroglide etc. I made a reservation at the Del Rey. I made reservations with only TWO days notice, using a "bucket shop" travel agent, and was pleased to get a RT from SHV to SJO for $470. I used escape tours out of Houston Texas. I am extremely paranoid, the ticket arrived.
Report
The Del Rey is a POS compared to almost any American Hotel, but the sheets/towels are clean, and most imp., the security is great, the girls have their gov't clean pussy cards, and they speak English. I was not worried much except for my one visit to the other famous pick-up joint around the corner (the name escapes me) The only complaint I have is I felt kind of fucked that by the time you get your traveller's checks bought/cashed/converted, you lose 10-15%, but your safe. All can be had at the Blue Marlin, and SAFELY. I arrived early on Friday, cashed some traveller's checks, and picked up a homely girl for my first relief, I believe $60 for 2 hours. She just kept pinging on me, so I said WTF for $60. The condom slipped off inside her as she rode me cowgirl, so I stopped her, and she went NUTS cleaning out her pussy. Wonder if I've got a son??? There was real fear in her eyes, which made me reasurred that she must have a real clean pussy, be worried about me having aids (i dont), or be fertile. That same night, I picked up a hottie Columbiana ( I speak pretty good Spanish), and paid her $135 for the night. She soaped me up in the shower, french-kissed me, and then gave me a BBBJ with the sometimes hot water coming down on me. I fucked her missionary and exploded in her doggie while grabbing that spongy latina ass. I will post her pick once I scan it under Spongy ass latina.
The next night , I picked up some cute little golddigging *****, who after signing her into my room, wanted to go out with her friend and spend my money. After we ate dinner, its like 3am I realized I was gettin played, so I begged off that I had left something in my room, walked out and never came back. She paid for her own fucking dinner. Unfortunately, she left her fucking coat in my room, so she called up to me at the Del Rey, and I dropped it to her out the window ( ha ha). In my experience, if she's a gold digger, just cut your losses early, dont try to buy a personality change.
I was pissed and was drinking really late in the bar dejected, and I met Maria, a sexy 19 yo who felt sorry for me, and at closing time, I signed her in to just talk as friends. Well, she gave me a FREEBIE in the morning. So I asked her to come to the volcano trip and beach with me for a week, no price discussed. Then she went home, and I took a taxi to a massage parlor/bar, and fucked this skinny 5-5 90 pounds little sex machine twice over five hours for like $25 bucks. Since the place is open 24/7 why not just come down there and drink/fuck 24/7 for a week (ha ha). Cheaper than a hotel. I cant remember the name of the bar, but I was worried for my safety, so I bought everyone drinks and made friends as I drank mine SLOWLY. She sensed my concern and told me "tranquillo" which is "chill out dude" in spanish. I wasnt worried after that, they dont rush you there. Cool.
Here's where the trip get fucked up.
I met some ***** at the American bar around the corner , who did tours of the volcano. She was to take me to the volcano one day and the beach the next. Unfortunately, she had different plans for other people who rented the van. We were tag-a-longs. Stay away from that lying *****. She brought me alone with Maria on a private tour already paid for, and the guy who hired her was pissed, cuz he paid for a private tour. He started screaming the first time I met him. It only got worse. The first place she wanted to stop was a fucking flop house for $5/night and a shithole. I refused to stop there. We found a great place on the volcano lake for $30 bucks and were the only guests. Well that was a total fuckup, 25 hours fighting in a van at a pothole ridden 15mph, and stopping at every off the path shithole to wast more ti Maria gave me the only funky stinky sex I got on our trip and we took a shower.
I wanted my money back and to get he fuck to the beach, but got Abandoned ! and stranded in some shitty town, keeping my money. So dont book any tours from the American bar near the Del Rey. The lady was a friend of the owner. The food at American Bar was good, so dont blame them. I had to hire a taxi to come from San Jose to get me, and I got stiffed for my $200 bucks for the tour. Not much , but so what! Bottom line, dont ever travel by road in this country more than 10 miles.
So I bought plane tickets to Quepos (should've done that to begin with) and took Maria out. It was her first plane trip and we had a laugh about the trouble we'd been through with that *****. I bought her clothes and dinner and such, maybe $200 well spent. Maria didn't fuck me once at the beach, and her sympathy for me wore off. For some insane reason, she told all the guests at the hotel she was my fiance from Texas (ha ha),improbable as mismatched a couple as we were. cuz she's embarassed to be a *****! Damn, I'd be more embarrassed to be my fiance! Well, after three days of no sex, she starts spending time with the 18 yo teen boy downstairs from me on the beach, sitting and talking. That was enough for me. I changed her ticket, tell her we're leaving tommorow. Except when "Tommorow" comes, the taxi is sitting outside, and the look on her face was priceless when I told her "i'm not packing because you're going, I"m staying". She wasnt upset, and brushed me off like some lint, and took off, and I partied for two days with some girls at my hotel, then moved to a cool $20/day hotel in Quepos, and returned to SJO for my last day. She did sort of give me a freebie initially , but I'd rather have just paid some ***** to do me whenever I wanted. That's what I get for being a "Cheapie Charlie". You get what ya pay for! So I returnedto SJ and checked back into the Del Rey.
Running low on funds, I fucked another homely girl in the afternoon for $55. Then we walked around for a while downtown and she showed me the hotel renovation taiking place next to the DR. The "nused" hotel will be nice when it's done. I met the manager, he was cool too.
For the ten days I spent in Costa Rica, I spent $2000 including transportation, food, lodging, and *****s. I bet I could've had a real nice going away piece if I hadnt got fucked by the tour operator at American Bar. All in all a good first time experience. If all you want is to get fucked, just spend three days at the Del Rey with $1500 bucks and fly out on monday. Manuel Antonio was great though, we had monkeys on our porch and some fun times I'm too tired to write about.
It sounds like you made some wrong moves there. A lack of planning doesn't always mean the whole country is fucked up.
Yes, many rural roads are bad. Driving at night is usually not a good idea. Most roads to Manuel Antonio/Quepos are okay. You still see some huge potholes though. Much of the roads around Arenal and beaches suck. If you average 30mph you're doing good.
You can get the puddlejumper flights fairly cheap and they go quite a few different places. $60-$90 a way the last time I took them.
Did you really expect the girl to keep fucking you for nothing? Even if they're part timers, they expect something. And I don't know of any prostitutes who I met there who are PROUD of being one. Perhaps you were treating her like a *****.
Ditto Big Mal
I spent about 10 days in San Jose and Quepos back in Feb. It was great. If you treat the girls nice they will return it.
I have been to a lot of resort places and I found Costa Rica to be the ultimate adult playground. But planning is always a good idea.
Downtown San jose was very safe if you stay in the Del Rey area (15-20 square block area). Outside that I didn't feel comfortable. Probibly because I don't speak or look spanish so I kind of stick out.
The people are great in Quepos. I especially liked the Grand Escape downtown. Great place to hang out and drink and eat. The fishing was great but make damn sure you get a fast boat to reach the really big fish. Fishing for the ladies is so easy anyone can snag a very nice one the first time out.
recently spent 9 days in cr, 3 in quepos and 1 in jaco. fishing is great in quepos and i had my best experience ever in quepos. i will start with a great experience first and end with the best ever.
i was staying at the best western (kamuk), right downtown, in a room with a king size bed. in their restaurant/bar you can see the ocean and sunsets (bonita). i was putting away a few cervecas during happy hour (2 for 1) during 5-9pm and watching a cr futball game when i met a local guy (a teacher). to mame a long story short...he drove me around town on his motorcycle and showed me the hot spots. now, keep in mind this is wednesday night, most places were pretty dead (i.e. no chicas around).
after having a few beers at various palces he went home at 11pm and i hit a few bars dowtown and then the hotel casino. i saw 2 chicas going from bar to bar, as i was and then they ended up in the casino where i was around 1am. i talked with them and told them i would meet them at a disco just a short walk up the road (arco iris). i arrived there and they hugged me and i met their amigos who welcomed me. i danced with both chicas all night (sisters). at 4am i returned to my room with one chica and we had an awesome time. at 6am i received my wake-up call to go fishing and it ended so quickly (we never went to sleep).
she gave me her number and i ended up going back to quespos 2 days later, changed my flight out one day and spent a night at her place.
for my best experience ever:
my amigo took me to a place called layla's a short drive out of downtown. it is supposedly a strip club, but there was little stripping going on...it is more of a **** club. there was only 1 other customer there and 12 girls, many of them dominican republic, a few ticas and one russian (blond). a tica caught my eye, because she looked better then the super model giselle. she was a 10+ and spoke no english...i speak very little spanish which made communication difficult. i told her i would comeback the next evening for her and i did.
so, after fishing all day, no sleep the night before, i went to see her at 9pm... she arrived shortly after i did and we went off to a room (you pay the house a standard fee...it is not cheap). she was amazing. i found out that she was only 18, and she kind of acted like it at times, but that was ok, because she treated me like i was a king. she was awesome, tight and gorgeous. she did everyting right and felt oh so good. after an hour we returned to the club and i decided i wanted her for the evening. i payed the club manager the remainder of the $250 fee to take her with me and we headed off to a bar on the ocean for drinks and to talk. she was so livlely and all over me. kissing me sensually, sitting on my lap, ready and willing to do whatever i wanted...and i mean whatever, wherever i wanted (within reason guys...cmon i am a gentleman).
after an hour or so we returned to my room where she wanted me so bad she basically raped me. she was an animal, so sensual, so erotic and loved sex. i could not keep this girl off me. and in the morning, she was in no rush to leave, she wanted to hang out, but i had to catch a bus to jaco. this girl was better than any date or experience i had ever had. she took control in bed when appropriate and enjoyed me doing the same. this girl had so much energy and could easily be a super model. she enjoyed posing while i tool pics of her. i hated to leave her and would love to bring her home with me she was that awesome. she was very genuine and was very happy begin with me, but just trying to make a buck because of family problems...she is on her own. she was so good i even gave her a tip as we parted. i will return just to see her again she was so awesome.
in summary:
arco iris (disco) after 1am for a non-pro.
laylas's after 9pm for a variety of pros.
bar across from arco iris for semi-pro.
other places in downtown: just walk around in a 2 block area and see what you can find - doesn't seem to be a big pro city.
Next time try Guanacaste, is better developed, roads are better beaches are the same, but you get a 4 star hotel for 35 bucks.
Be sure to bring your own girl, pick one from the Blue Marlin and be straight, tell her the amount of sex you require and that you want a girlfriend experience.
Pay no more than $300 and tell her you wont pay if she treats you like a deadbeat once you get there.
And for transportation, Use the hotel shuttle, the one you will be staying at Guanacaste, that way you avoid the taxi SOB's out there. I got stiffed for nearly $100 in unnecessary taxis during my last trip, all because I thought the public bus system was shitty.
....Wrong, I used the bus on my way back to Atenas( my property there), and it was GREAT, I paid 50 cents for the $30 ride and was seated in an Excellent bus that looked more like a nice Airplane on the inside. It had AC, and nice thick curtains on the windows, which I closed to get some shuteye. Beyond that, a nice school teacher sat down beside me, she made the trip even better...hehehe.
So next time, save your money for the sex, forget the little things.
Read about my trip set-up for February, is on the San Jose post.
Hi, my first humble donation to this proud class of men.
I spent about 1 month in Costa Rica a while ago. Among my various sexual encounters there (and there were a few), One point I think is worthy of mentioning is the competition American women give Ticas (you read right) for male favors. I am going to tell you the first of 5 such experiences I had with American girls on this trip leading me to the above conclusion.
Let me just say that I am a non American who has reasonable control of English and who's looks are around 7-8 I believe. I can say I usually prefer sexy white women to Latinas. Travelling as a student, backpack style I usually stayed at the better kept level of guest house.
Arriving at Quepos I contemplated possible locations and decided to opt for town rather than the route to Manuel Antonio. It is not as pretty, but I thought I'd get more action there and as it turned out, I did.
On my second day, passing by the bus station I bumped into 2 student gals from the US. They were both 7-8 as well I'd say but were both very cute, attractive (each in her own way) and very very friendly.
One of them was a juicy little cutie with very nice curves. The other was taller, more slender, with very nice skin and a prettier face although not as obviously sexy as the curvy one. We hit it off immediately and made a triple date for that evening. I felt really good about my prospects because I could sense a certain hinted rivalry going on between them regarding yours truly.
When I showed up for the date, I was surprised to see that only one of them had shown up. (I was a little disappointed at first since the other one had a spectacular looking chest, but I was soon to learn I had drawn the long end of the stick after all). On the other hand I was pleased after we began talking and her telling me they decided only one of them should go, that it seemed more "appropriate" to them... (what the f*u*c*k...!!! as if she's openly saying to me: "we don't go for threesomes, so we drew lots to see who gets to do you").
We went to a bar and started downing the beers and me trying to teach her to play chess. We were laughing a lot and I relly liked this chick, I thought she was pretty cool.
It didn't take long before she touched my knee and so on and so forth and we stumbled back to my guest house room. In about 1.5 seconds she was all over me and doing the fastest recorded strip in Quepos history. Next we went into the shower and she gets down on her knees giving me an awe inspiring bbbj with the hot water coming down on us.
We had a fantastic night of revelry and she slept in until the late morning. After breakfast she left and I went to the beach. I have already taken up too much of your time gentelmen, let me just ask you, have you also noticed the significant easing of sexual inhibitions displayed by American (or other) women on vacation? I really cashed in on that in Costa Rica. I will post other raunchy anecdotes later.
Erol I have been to Costa Rica 19 times and speak Spanish fluently. I have been with every kind of tica from the hardcore street girls to the girls who worked in a library. There is no way one can compare a latin woman to an American woman. If that were the case all of these guys wouldn't be taking vacations. Latin women are some of the most passionate women in the world. The American women have forgotten this chapter of the book.
You not being an American surely had something to do with that. Perhaps a sense of adventure to the girl away from home but I still bet if you found a passionate Tica or Colombiana she would be a better time. Glad you enjoyed your trip.
Erol,
I am glad you had such a nice experience that night in Quepos area with an American woman. I must agree with Beavis, however. I have been experiencing latin women since 1974, and lived in country for 5 of those years..the number of trips I have made to Costa Rica and other countries is too numerous to count...and like Beavis, have experienced them in all walks, from the bottom ladder of the economic class to the aristocratic...
Yes, you experienced a wonderful moment, and didn't have to give anything...got with no cost...but to what Beavis is referring is what I call "the essence of a woman" It is hard to describe, and covers all aspects of her..not just how fast she will go down or how horny she is...
The nice thing about latin women is that they retain their essence of a woman for a lifetime...and don't forget it once they have hooked up and started making babies..sort of made their catch...
It is realy hard to put this all to words...but I wouldn't say the differences have anything to do with costs...it is an attitude..it is a feeling..and understanding...it is about being a woman..
I won't deny that there are some American women who contain all this just as well..to what I refer is the average that one will most likely encounter..I will also say that it has something to do with our american culture that messes them up too...it might be the push-pull they are subjected too by the women's lib movement, that has them so mixed up they don't really know what they want...it might have something to do with materialistic society we live in...I know that when I encounter some Latinas here in the states that have spent too much time here, they can easily be converted to be like their American counterparts...
But overall, I want to agree with Beavis..may you have many more pleasant experiences..regardless of where you are and regardless of from where are the women...
Having just been to Quepos a few weeks ago, and seeing that no one has posted here for a while, I thought I'd weigh in on my experience there.
Me and mongering pal Larry took the long and winding road from SJ to Quepos, and let me tell you, it was sickening (one of the girls actually had to get out of the Interbus van to release herself from motion sickness). But arriving in Quepos was lovely, and Larry and I got rooms at the Hotel Malinche for $30 a night (a low season rate, perhaps).
The girl who runs the show at the Malinche is Melissa, and she's as sweet as pie and extremely helpful. The hotel is in town, which IMHO is more convenient than being 10k away at the beach (away from more of the "civilization; you can always take a cab to the beach). There's a good internet place next door to the hotel, and the hotel itself is clean and decent, without much amenity. We stayed six days and flew back for $45 (compared to the $25 Interbus this is a no-brainer-the flight is 15 minutes).
Ask Melissa for her recommendations, as they are always good. She'll send you on decent tours and restaurant trips to try the outstanding and cheap seafood there. But don't ask about mongering, because it's clear that she shouldn't be sullied by such things.
Larry and I went to the Hotel Itzamana just on the outskirts of town. When we first went in we were the only two mongers there, faced with a baker's dozen of hot chicas. They had all sorts of ways to take your money (buy the girl a drink, lapdances, etc.) and you could take a girl to a room for $150 for an hour (though that seemed negotiable). Larry thought best to do a todo a noche with a fine Dominican girl for $200 (also negotiated) which was a lot more "bang" for his buck. I wasn't ready to committ the funds, so I let him have all the fun, which he did. She even called her friend to meet us and he took them both into his room. Thank God this guy doesn't have more money, or no woman would be safe.
So Quepos is a fine town to visit, and you can get some relaxed mongering in, as well. There's another place (already mentioned here) called "Laylah's" or something like that. In other words, there are multiple options.
If you're a decent looking guy, or just very good at working with drunk girls, you might be able to score at the beach on the weekend. It's filled with tons of American girls looking to do the same things we do, but for free. Ah, society, women don't even get the option to go to AMPs, MP's and the Blue Marlin, so they have to settle on meatheads with surfboards!
More on me and Larry and our exploits and philosophical musings in the SJ board to follow. But head on over to Quepos; it's a relaxed place different from the constant party scene of Jaco where you can get your groove on in your own time. A great contrast from the BM meat market.
Happy Mongering Mi Amigos!
Jim
Nice report Jim. I have stayed at the Malinche four times, always in high season. I always paid around $30 per night except when I brought a tica from S.J. and it was $40. Very clean and quiet and Melissa and associates were always very helpful.
I agree that to fly is the way to go! The private bus was okay but takes too much time when you are anxious to get there.
Next time you go and want to go to the beach take the bus; if I remember correctly the buses run to Manuel Antonio every half hour and costs 10 colones.
Down the coast is the beach town of Dominical and is well worth the effort to get there but take your own chicas as the pickins are real slim but what a great place!!
Prices have sure gone up at the Itzimana! $75 for a couple of hours used to be the norm. Must be inflation! Still can't say much for their floor show etc.
Suerte,
MM
I have mongered in Costa Rica numerous times and I have also enjoyed myself fishing in the Qoepus area. ( sp )? I want to take my two sons on a clean vacation to Quepus and wondered if anyone knows of someone who has a bicycle tour of one day. I would prefer the Ouepus area . I realize that this is out of the mongering mode, but hope someone can help me.
Thanks,
Mole
Mole,
Check your mail for info on biking.
Pluto
Just got back from CR and will be posting my experiences and photos soon in the San Jose section and the Photos section...
But for now, my Quepos review:
In short, Quepos SUCKS for pros. Laila's is closed now, or so we were told anyway, so I don't know how it is.
We went to Itzimana's (?sp?) and it is a total Clip Joint, horrible experience unless you just don't mind throwing money around like at an American strip joint.
First of all, once we got in and sat down and a couple of girls were sent over to pump us for drinks, we were told by the waiter that we'd be paying something like 4000 colones each for the entrance fee and then the beers were like 2000 colones each. But that wasn't until after we'd sat down and ordered a beer, so they already had their hands in our pockets for about $13 U.S.. Since we'd just come from San Jose where you could get a helluva cute girl and full on sex for half an hour for $15, we weren't into this kind of gouging.
Of the girls there , that night, there was only one that was above an 8 and the others were mostly 6's and 7's. We were told we could have one for an hour for $125. Yeah, right. Shove it where the sun don't shine.
So we walked out of there as soon as we finished our beer and I'll never go back. I mean, maybe if the girls were all Playboy Playmates or something, but they weren't.
So then we went downtown and saw a couple girls working on the street. One was pretty cute but something about "street" girls bothers me, especially when they're working with a pimp as these were. Then there was a stocky black guy at the bar entrance who had "4 ho's" out working and told us we could wait, or we could go check out Bar La Rosa if we wanted some cheap Dominican girls. We decided to check that out.
Went to Bar La Rosa and right away 2 black chicks came and sat at our table. Personally I almost never like it when chicks come sit at my table uninvited. In this case, the one talking to me was kind of cute but the one with my buddy was a dog and the problem became "how do we get rid of these girls without hurting their feelings or getting them mad and having some big guy come over and smack us around for angering his ho's?" I told the one with me that my friend was more interested in another one and finally they both left us alone. Then I called over one I liked across the room, but she was only about a 7 close up. In any case, I thought, "Maybe I'll go for a quickie anyway if it's cheap enough. (how much could a dive like this charge?!)"
I was shocked when she said it was $35 for a half an hour. I told her I'd maybe come back tomorrow, and we left. She might have been okay for $15-25 but not for $35. I could get a massage, sauna, shower and sex at New Fantasy in San Jose' for $35!
So that was that. Quepos really was disappointing from a mongering standpoint.
I know that eventually I'll upset someone by asking too many questions, but here goes. I'll be in Quepos/M. Antonio for a couple days in mid-September. Does any Forum member have any up-to-date info on the scene here? It sounds absolutely dismal, but I'm hoping that a local or Quepos expert can provide some current information. Is the Gran Escape still a good place to find semi-pros? Where is Layla's, and is it indeed closed?
Thanks,
BL