I did NOT shut down the Best Western :-)
lets get one thing straight...it was not me at the best western!!! verdad! hahahaha :-) i think it was somebody who arranged for an **** girl to come in there, and that was the crux of the scandal, right? please!!! mi dios!!! i was not there...it was not me!
but, i remember one time when i was there and...
i actually had made arrangements with three girls during the first part of the week to eventually meet me at the hotel. now, listen...
you know how the girls will ditch you, how they will not show up most of the time, and how most of the time they are unreliable, etc...
you know??? that's why paying the salidas is a valuable service, and a very reliable alternative. by paying the salida to the bar, you have them captured. you don't have to rely on the discipline level of a mexican bar girl to actually conduct your business. if you pay the salida, you have them in your clutches, at least for a while, and they aren't going to forget to show up, or give some bs excuse that their kid is sick and they can't come over, etc...
for a time, i was trying to avoid paying the salidas, and i decided that i would arrange to meet the girls outside the clubs on their off time. there is profitability is doing so because by avoiding the salida cost, 350 pesos per session, within a short period of only two bar fines, you have almost enough saved to pay for another session.
avoiding salidas works sometimes, but rarely, maybe only about 30% of the time at best. even if the girls are really good friends, even if they know you very well, even if they love you to death...no importa!!! mexican bar girls are too screwed-up to be disciplined enough to show up at the appointed time. they are generally extremely unreliable in their lives, not only in that respect, but in many other respects as well.
frankly, as a relatively mature male, i have made certain conclusions about women at this juncture that some may find disturbing. but, this actually illustrates how little women actually give a shit about sex. even when they are being paid an outrageous wage in comparison to their peers, peers that work their asses off in the mexican labor force, the girls still don't care that not only are they getting paid an outrageous wage for the short time they will have invested, but they are usually also getting the sexual enjoyment that we as males would undoubtedly provide for free were the shoe on the other foot.
oh, most women love sex in the moment...but, unless you have your tongue on their clits, or you are grinding into them with a fevered pitch, they are otherwise oblivious to the future anticipation for pleasure that sex otherwise brings for males. there is some statistic somewhere that we males think of sex every six minutes. i think there are women that can get by without thinking about sex, absolutely no sex, for literally months on end. some women have no contemplation for sex throughout their normal day, week, month...year? the lack thereof, the lack of any contemplation for sexual gratification, has absolutely no adverse effects on the female psche.
so, guys, just remember, girls don't really give a shit, not in comparison to the male labido, about sex. just a philosophical glimpse into the mind of the usb.
unfortunately, unless you find a real nympho, which i have only experienced maybe 25% of the time in my "career," if that much, you will find that they are generally not nearly as "interested" in sex as we are. that is why they don't show up to make one hundred times the amount that they would otherwise make if they were just working the desk in one of the hotels, sweeping floors, cleaning toilets, etc...
don't believe me? lets analyze it. the girls make 1000 pesos for 1.5 hours if you bar fine them from el infinito. the total salida is 1350 pesos, and 350 pesos goes to the bar. the girl keeps 1000 pesos, all she can eat if you take her to dinner, and all she can drink if you buy her booze. how much does the average laborer in mexico make in wages?
there are three wage zones in mexico. the average of the three zones shows the average daily wage in mexico is currently about mx$48.70 per day, which is approximately $4.80us per day, which is approximately forty-eight cents (us) per hour. also keeping in mind that the work day in mexico is much longer than the work day in the us. i am averaging the work day for these calculations to be approximately 10 hours a day for mexican workers. i know that many mexican laborers are very hard workers, sunup to sundown. but for this analysis, we'll use an average of ten hours per day for simplicities sake.
that means, if these statistics are correct, that the girls would be making 666 pesos per hour, $66us per hour, at least 660 times the average labor rate per hour. now, i realize that we're averaging labor rates across the whole of mexico, and that labor rates in mty are significantly higher than the interior states. but, that's why i adjusted my average quoted above to reveal that the girls are making at least 100 times the average labor rate, in order to account for the higher wages in mty proper.
i think this assessment is, frankly, very generous. the average is probably much higher if you compare the professional skill level of the girls with respect to the average laborer in mexico. the girls are mostly uneducated, unskilled professionally, and have very little to offer beyond basic skills otherwise, notwithstanding their female skills of course.
the girls, afterall, are not physicians...although, i do sometimes think of them as socially denegrated nurses, verdad? so, with that kind of incentive, if they fail to showup for outcalls, what other kind of conclusions can we be expected to reach as a result of their choosing not to show up.
compared to males that would undoubtedly show up "free of charge," it is blatantly obvious that they are also unmotivated by the prospect of making ten times the going labor rate, and nor are they sufficiently impressed with the prospect of having sex, austensibly having sex with guys that practice it to perfection, and can deliver it with skill, we mongers. of course, i suppose if you are a twenty years old brad pitt, you might have a better result. but, frankly, i don't believe that the girls are any more reliable with respect to outcalls as it relates to my previously quoted percentages of success. certainly, if i had the prospect of making one hundred times my going wage rate in the us, i would probably be willing to consider the prospect of sex with even somebody so nasty as rosey o'donnell.
romance? affection? communication? caring? friendship? carressing? kissing? yes...but, sex takes a back seat to most of these other things for women, imho. unfortunately, this financial analysis reveals the stark reality that our egos as males compell us to ignore. this financial analysis illustrates the huge gulf that exists between men and women. men and women really are wired totally differently. if you finally become enlightened to this reality, it will help you understand them better, and it will even assist you in getting in their pants with more success.
anyway, i digress...i felt the need to rant!!!
back to my best western story...
well, you know??? during my salida busting days, during the course of a particular week, i had lined up a number of girls thinking that i would play the percentages. i figured i would play the odds hoping that at least one of them would come through. the problem is, they all came through on the same day...oh shit!!!
the desk clerk was becoming visibly disturbed by the time the third one actually showed up. he actually mouthed to me something like "another one?" ...sweat accumulating on his brow, a scrunched up forehead, as number three was arriving, hahahaha!!!!! i just shrugged my shoulders, grinned a big "dumb gringo," and acted like..."que, no aye problema?"
fortunately, the girls didn't show up all at the same time or i would have either had a really great time, or a huge cat fight. but, the fact is, by the time the third one showed up, i was spent. i mean, i had trouble making it happen in the room. i remember, this particular third girl was one of my long time girlfriends from el obsession, and she commented a couple of times to me. she seemingly said something like..."how many today?"...something like that. but, she was finally successful, so i am proud that my performance was not particularly poor. i just wished she had showed up the next day, or even two days later.
the funny thing was, the male clerk at the best western, the one that became visibly disturbed, used to actually work at pda. he recognized me from having stayed at pda in the past. i think i gave him a small propina after that happened just to keep him on my good side. after i tipped him, i think the wheels started to turn in his head, and he was a little more receptive to the "possibilities."
when you hear me always preaching about our having to use discretion, it comes from my own personal stupid mistakes.
[quote=carlos perez]it also happened to the best western madero where unspongebob used to stay.
had a sex scandal within their premises and that was the day they stopped allowing lady visitors to the rooms at night.[/quote]
Pathetic is a mild word...
I had the same kind of experience going to a strip club in Kansas several months ago. After visiting that club, I was so depressed, I just had to pour out my anquish and disappointment. So, when I got back to my hotel room, balls blue, I had to purge the depths of my despair by writing something on ISG about how poor our US strips clubs are in comparison to MTY. At least writing something on ISG was mildly cathartic, but only a trip to MTY several weeks later resulted in the cure.
I'll be in MTY the night of 1/20 through 1/25...Set 'em up!!!
[QUOTE=Wastedgman]Due to company activities, I have had to escort co-workers and clients to clubs here in USA lately. It was outstandingly awkward for me to be there. The guys are drooling and wooing going crazy over the girls while I just set there dreading that fact and every minute that I am in such a place.
Then we ended up in a dance club. I, again, enjoyed watching my 'friends' having a ball while I was thinking to myself 'how pathetic' is this.
Just like the movie 'Borat', the women can chose who they can dance and go to bed with? woo, that's not good for me.
The happiest moment for me was when they decided they have had enough and wanted to call it a night.
Might head down soon. Line'em up for me.
Wasted[/QUOTE]