So, like a bunch of other people, I was affected by the problems at the airports last week. Unlike a lot of other people who were stuck in Thailand trying to go out, my problem was getting back home in Bangkok from Vietnam.
That was around the beginning of the incidents, and I had half a mind to wait it out in vietnam, hoping it would blow over by Monday, and sample the local scene over the weekend. But as it turned out, my company announced me that they'd booked me on a flight to Vientiane on Saturday afternoon, and that I'd have to take the overnight train from there. A quick check told me that I couldn't possibly get off my plane, go through the visa on arrival thing, make my way through the border and down to nong khai, and still catch the train on Saturday. So I decided to spend a quiet and relaxing weekend in Laos instead.
That too was not to be. Upon arrival in vientiane, some crazy american advises me to make my way immediately to nong khai and stake out for a seat in a train or bus, as everything would be fully booked to Monday. He further told me to run to the border straight away as it closes at 6PM. Somehow made it there at 6:30, and indeed the place looked dark and almost deserted, but I was still ushered through along with a bus-full of korean tourists.
So I hailed one of the taxi touts, and decided to first have a look at the train station. Surprise, the evening train was still there, and even had some seats available, but only in 3rd class. I gave it a miss and booked a sleeper couch for the next day, without problem. Asked if there was any rush, the station guy told me I was one of the first to reserve a seat for that train. Alarmist American, to this day, I hate your gut.
Next to the interesting stuff, as I instructed my taxi guy to take me to the nearest motel. That was to be the Pantawee hotel, a sprawling establishment in the center of town. There too, the staff was a bit hurried but plenty of rooms available (damage so far: 600b + 100 to taxi). Room was small but clean. The friendly manager enquired if I needed anything more, "drink? Room service? Beautiful lady? " and I told him I'd definitely make use of the latter but needed to shower and dine first. Shower was at best barely lukewarm. I lazed out a bit and by the time I was finished and had and a few phone calls and beers, it was close to 9:30 and the town was looking positively dead. Friendly manager nowhere in shight too, but some just as friendly tuk-tuk drivers hail me. I climb aboard without a word. "Lady? ". Nod. And we're on our way.
That's when I noticed it had gotten really damn chilly. I had packed only light shirts for Vietnam, and the open air ride in the tuc tuc drove me in a deep state of hypothermia. It took us 10 minutes to get to the nondescript building which was our destination, and by that time I had turned an interesting shade of blue. I had to steel myself to keep my dignity, and couldn't trust my teeth and jaw so kept my mouth firmly shut, with a frozen grin.
So we enter a lobby with a few old sofas, and an ugly girl who's apparently just woke up comes down. I mutter an oops, but apparently she's just the mama. She makes a phone call and 2 minutes later, the papasan arrives on a bike with 3 girls on the back! Yes, Issaan girls really are that small.
They're all very fine looking and in their early 20's, but I instictively avoid the bossy type with a lot of make up. The one on the left is a real stunner, but visibly nervous, and she does looks a bit too young to be safe. So instead I smile and nod to the quiet one on the right with the nice smile. 700bahts are exchanged + 100 to the driver- my mouth was still frozen by the cold so I didn't negociate. The way back to the hotel is more tolerable with a young hot body snuggling next to mine, but still when we arrive all I feel capable of is to curl up in foetal position under a heap of blankets. My room is in a extension apart from the main hotel building, so we can get off the tuctuc and get in directly. Good point. While walking next to her I can't help but notice that she practically could give me a BJ while standing. But I have nothing against petites.
Once in the room we proceed to a bit of cuddling. Me showing off my vast knowledge of Thai language. That part is over in about 20s including a lot of goofy laughing. More cuddling and OMG!. Exploding from that tight top is a pair of natural melons vast and shapely enough to give me faith in God again.
Just from that sight, I have warmed up considerably already, but still, when she mentions the word "shower", I cringe in pain internally. By that time the water is just plain cold and I decide to make it brief and vigorous. Still, when I come out, I have to cover myself modestly, because I don't remember seeing my willy that small since I was about 10. I walk out shivering and. Second shock of the evening! My companion is a lot less modest that I and what a body! Her face was a bit chubby so I wasn't setting my hopes too high, but wow! Thin, shapely waist above a perky ass to die for, the firmness of which I then had plenty of opportunity to test.
Needless to say I'm all over her and making a joyous fool of myself in a moment. But she artfully dodges my clumsy attempts, the we have a good laugh and she's off to the shower while I huddle under the blanket trying to get in condition for what's next. Soon enough, I notice a warm presence snuggling beside me under the blanket and we're making out again. I get warmed up in no time exploring every inch of that luscious, brown body. After a delicious while of that, we proceed to me covering up and receiving a quite delectable CBJ. Now I have to say that not even the most expert girls in Bangkok ever made me come with just a CBJ, especially not when I'm drunk and tired and cold. But I had to stop her in a hurry or I would have popped right there and then. Not that she'd have had too much trouble coaxing me back to life I guess.
The rest of the evening continued pretty much along those lines, fking awesome in bed and very GFE to boot, more so than my actual GF I have to say. She left a bit after midnight asking for 200 in tip. Bash me if you will but I grossly overpaid. I probably won't be back around Nong Khai in a while, but I'm sure I will enquire about LT if I do.
Sorry for the long winded report, but it was a funny trip and a much enjoyable change from the Nana/soi cowboy routine.
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