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No big deal Freedick ...
If you really want to meet this chica ... fly to Cali ... take official taxi to your hotel ... have the chica meet you at the hotel or restaraunt / cafe to meet the first time.
Don't have her pick you up at the airport.
A normal, middle class, nice chica normally will not run to Cartagena to meet up with someone that haven't even met in person yet.
Cali is not the best spot for inexperienced Colombia traveler to monger ... but to meet up with a chica ... no big deal ... you could always fly to Cartegena from Cali if it doesn't work out.
I've had nothing but bad luck with dating sites ... but that's just me ... I much prefer meeting them out and about ... it's not tough in Colombia, especially if ya speak the lingo.
Suerte!
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How do I know a taxi is official?
[QUOTE=Ricker]No big deal Freedick ...
If you really want to meet this chica ... fly to Cali ... take official taxi to your hotel ... have the chica meet you at the hotel or restaraunt / cafe to meet the first time.
Don't have her pick you up at the airport.
A normal, middle class, nice chica normally will not run to Cartagena to meet up with someone that haven't even met in person yet.
Cali is not the best spot for inexperienced Colombia traveler to monger ... but to meet up with a chica ... no big deal ... you could always fly to Cartegena from Cali if it doesn't work out.
I've had nothing but bad luck with dating sites ... but that's just me ... I much prefer meeting them out and about ... it's not tough in Colombia, especially if ya speak the lingo.
Suerte![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Tom 33]I wouldn't go to Cali to meet someone that I had never met. And I live in Colombia.[/QUOTE]
Tom, you know how mongers are...my little head is acting up...could you please provide safety tips? Questions to ask her? Things to absolutely avoid when dealing with her? Dead giveaways?
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in Cali ... once out of customs ... only one exit out ... to the left, on the street, are taxis lined up ... all official taxis.
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El Gringo Langosta
winner and co., thanks for the clarification. i guess we use the same terminology back in the states.... i.e., "i met this girl at a club and just two hours later she was back at my place blowing me! what a hoe!" (as in puta).
back to cali: avoid this town during semana santa if possible. it's dead. a few bars were open, but virtually empty. thursday and friday were the worst. even dr. amor was closed! good thing i'd had the foresight to get some phone numbers from some of the casa girls and my choco-latte was also giving it up or i'd have been sitting home whacking to the chicas on musica latina!
friday morning i woke up to the noise from the crowds beginning their ascent up to the mountain with las tres cruces. spoke with la recepcionista at my hotel who encouraged me to go. so off i went, solo. it was a bit overcast at first, but 20 minutes into the climb the sun came blazing out. white gringo, shaved head, no hat, no shirt, no sunblock..... no brains! man would i pay for my stupidity! anyway, i hooked up with this group of 3 girls, a tia and her **** daughter on the way up. one (early 20's) was a real hottie. i encouraged them to take the shorter (but more difficult) route to the top with me... "es facil!" i lost them somewhere along the way -- damn! made it to the top and my scalp was already itching from the sunburn. meet 2 other girls near the top who i chatted with for a while. one had a pretty face but demasiado junk in the trunk, the other a smoking body but the face wasn't quite doing it for me. so i focus in on the one with body. (if only i could put the cute head on the smoking body.... hmmmm). as i'm talking to them i feel a pinch on my ass. i turn but i'm not sure who did it (it's jammed packed up there). and again. i turn and see 3 girls behind me, one is grinning at me. i smile back. they all seem drunk at 1 in the afternoon.... interesting. just then the group that i met earlier makes it to the top. i excuse myself from my present company thinking that my best option was the hottie from before. they're thirsty, tired, and somewhat aggravated with me for having led them up the more difficult route. i buy a liter of postobon manzana to share with them, but i can tell that the magic has gone. i tell them i'm going to go take some fotos and head off in search of either cute face / fat ass with her friend "butter face", or the 3 chicas who were pinching my butt. can't find any of them, so with my head and the back of my neck in full blaze from the hot sun i began the descent as i started out -- alone..... damn!
i lost my focus and ended up with nada! well not exactly nada, because as i would discover later when i finally made it back to my room i was as red as a lobster. el gringo langosta comes to cali! over the next few days i would often have to answer the question "que paso?" with regards to my sunburn. freeze and "w" have a good laugh at my expense.
freeze invites me to go a fiesta at his novia's mother's house a few days later. he and w go to all my favorite casas in his jeep in a vain effort to track me down. "habia aqui un gringo, mono... rojo?" but alas they were unsuccesful as i hit a new place and had my phone turned off during my hour of pleasure. we go in freeze's jeep, bouncing over the potholes to the fiesta. it's a strata 2 hood, but not scary as i'd imagined it might be. the party is fun. lots of booze, food, dancing. too bad that the only hot girl there is freeze's novia, but everyone is real friendly. later freeze drops w and me off at a bar down in the south where he had been once before. w doesn't want to get out of the jeep, but i urge him on. once there, it's not as bad as it seemed. we have a couple of beers and then head off to another place that the doorman recommends called la luna, and then eventually to a below ground club called subterraneo. good vibe at both places. i get some numbers but go home alone. w has some pussy waiting for him back home like he always seems to. sonofabitch!
i go out to an area with a bunch of clubs... plaza norte? not sure if i remember the name right. it's a thursday. only one place is hopping -- la escolona(?) we get a table and order a bottle. freeze is lucky to have such a sweet and sexy novia. god bless you freeze! some girl catches my eye and i excuse myself from the table to say hello. pretty soon we're dancing to the reggaeton and she's grinding pretty hard on me. unfortunately she's not that hot, but certainly available. i scope out the rest of the club. the place is smoky and jam packed with drunk, dancing revelers. i find a table with 3 girls (all very do-able) and 2 guys. i say hi to one of the dudes... "cual es tu novia?" i ask. "no", he replies, "amigas. cual te gusta?" before i know it, freeze and his novia find me and hand me half a bottle of rum that's left. "have fun!" i add my bottle to the other on the table and feel the situation out. i zero in on the girl that seems most receptive to me. after all, we only bang girls that want to bang us (unless of course we're paying). everybody's drunk, me included. i ask her to come back with me. she doesn't know. we're kissing and dancing. the lights come on. it's over. c'mon, no te mordere (i'm not going to bite you). i tell her friends that i want her to come home with me but she doesn't want to. go, they tell her. she just needed their blessing. off we go. the sex is good! too bad my trip is winding down.
my last night in town we all head to juanchito, a bar district 20 minutes or so out of town. we go to a well known salsa club named chango. "w" is kind enough to hook me up with an amiga of one of his various chicas. man was she something! pretty face, dark hair and a perfect gym-toned body with big cans. the girl could move on the dance floor too. i was in full blown lust! freeze leaves with his novia and her amiga gorda. (note to freeze: how come all of your girl's amigas are fat?) w jumps in a cab with his girl and attempts the speedy exit, but her friend isn't buying it. she insists on getting into the cab too, so we all end up at w's place at around 4am. i'm trying to talk my girl into coming home with me. "it's my last night, soy caballero, solo quiero hablar y conocerte mejor... blah blah blah." w pulls the curtain separating his bed from the living area. i know my boy is getting blown in there at the very least (which he confirms the next day). my girl won't leave with me, and eventually gets her friend to leave with her. damn! if only i had another day or two i know i'd seal the deal.
freeze is coming to bring me to the airport at 1pm. my cell rings at 10:30, it's my 20 yr old choco-latte. she wants to come over for a despedida (send off). we go at it for over an hour, shower and then head to the house across the street -- a private restaurant -- for lunch. i have a big plate of arroz con pollo. she only wants a jugo.... again! freeze finds me there with her eating my last meal in cali. "vamos."
it's been a couple of weeks now that i'm back home and i miss cali a lot. the dirty, sometimes scary streets. hanging with the boys. chasing chicas and banging prostitutas and putas. medellin is a far nicer city, but cali has its own unique charm to it. the mongering is good in both places, but i wouldn't recommend cali to a non-spanish speaking first timer. it's far easier in cartagena or at greg & robert's pussy palace, but i'll probably head back to cali first.
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Hey Loco ... when ya heading back to Colombia?
Taking my chica to Medellin and to maybe visit Freeze in Pereira ... in about a week.
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GL Nice report....Sounds like your pretty fluent in Spanish from your sucessful trip. It think Caracas girls have been Miami girls for years now(not that I'm complaining), the women in Cartagena and especially Medellin are both well on their way to being Americanized. I've read all the posts of Cali and it sounds like Cali is a city not touched by those influences.......yet. I love the grittiness of this place and am ready to see just how far my Spanish has come along...
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Free
If you must go, follow Ricker's advice. It is more likely that she will take you to her favorite clothes store and try to milk you dry than sell you to the FARC.
It might be an idea to restrict your activities to daytime and early evening for a couple of days. I would be leery of leaving the city. Of course I'm leery OF the city. Be very careful in areas that look shabby.
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Also ... if the chica does suggest shopping and starts selecting high priced clothes, etc ... DUMP her!
Cali is famous for that ... especially marriage agency / dating service chicas.
If one of these Colombianas dig you for real ... they may window shop ... but they won't allow you to spend much money at the mall when they know they can get the same clothing / stuff elsewhere ... el Centro ... much cheaper.
Good test for them though.
I once left a chica in Caracas in the store (for Rob Hay ... in SAMBIL) ... after she picked out a few hundred dollars worth of clothes and called me over to pay ... I gave her cab money to get home and I split ... fast ... I hate that shit.
I dump them fast if they're like that ..... NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is what I think.
Suerte!
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Ricker.... too funny! But you're absolutely right! Once I realize that some chica is just milking me, I'm gone. And fast! I'll take a girl out to dinner at a cheap, typical colombian restaurant and if she seems perturbed that we're not dining in higher style I know where I stand.
I'm already looking for cheap flights to Cali or MDE. It's not going to happen next week though. I just spoke with Freeze yesterday. I'd certainly like to make a visit to Pereira. He says it's nice there.
I'll pm you after I book something. The first beer is on me!
Oh yeah, as you know I did run into your novia on her way to school. She said hi to me and for a moment there I couldn't remember where I knew her from. The mall, a bar.....? We sat down for a minute and she showed me her english book, which we laughed over. And then it hit me -- ahhh.... Ricker's novia. You're a lucky man my friend!
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Hey LOCO ... actually it's fun and interesting when you take a chica out and see how she acts ... orders the highest priced items, treats waiters / the staff like servants, complains about the quality, etc, etc, etc ... same as the shopping thing.
When you find a hot chica that doesn't do all that crap ... you know you've got a keeper.
Yep ... she told me she ran into you on the way to school ... she thinks you're a jerk .... hahaha ... she likes ya.
She's a keeper.
Maybe I can help ya with the international ticket ... PM me amigo.
Suerte!
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Shopping
Hey, you see with these chicas and how I got MY novia, is I play REVERSE psycology with them. First we go to Unicentro or ChipeChape and I bait them, by offering to by them something from STUDIOF. "I know I know its cruel, like hanging a steak infront of a starving dog" now if she accepts without being HUMBLE and starts to pick up things LIKE JEANS there that cost 250k, I'm not kidding you, WHO in Colombia can afford 250k jeans? Drug dealers wives and girlfriends? RUN for the hills and DUMP HER because you will have more problems with her in the future. Ea WU novia or let me coin the new term, lets see if it sticks and you guys like it. They are "AGENCY MONGERS" ha ha LOL. NOW if you have a good NOVIA like mine, she will say, "no baby don't buy anything here! Save some money and let go to CENTRO were we can but they same stuff at 1/4 the price! " now thats a keeper. Ha ha "CHINO"
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You'd Be Surprised Rob
The Sexta is developing more and more of the negatives seen in Laguito & Pobaldo. Getting bbbj and GFE is getting harder and harder. White guys panhandlnig IN GOOD ENGLISH! It aint Laguito YET, but it isn't untouched like it was just a few years back.
For example, this pimped Sexta Streetwalker who I call El Tiburon. Beware.
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Surfer, what's up? Seems like you were getting into Cali just when I was leaving, according to our mutual friends Antifreeze and his "beatch" (and I don't mean his novia) "W". Great guys, both of them. And you're right when you say that Cali is far from untouched. I also ran into that white guy panhandling. Sounded like an american accent to me. Lots of agencies operating in that town bringing in the gringos. I might have to take Freeze up on his offer to visit with him in Pereira. And there's always Cuba, but it's been more than a year since I've been there..... too many hassles.
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Gringo Loco,
My girlfriend only has fat friends because all the non-fat ex-friends she had in her life ended-up being jealous. She's so hot that no competition is allowed (although she states that they ended-up being jealous for nothing). While she has fat friends, they think that they can end-up with the left-overs.
Ricker,
I look forward to see you here in Pereira. I have no remorse of coming here. The paysa is way more civilized than the Caleņo. I live the dream here. The finca is coming to life little by little (with the help of much energy and spending). My girlfriend is not only hot, but she knows about living on a finca. Her knowledge on animals and plants impresses me much. She wants me to buy her 50 chicken (that I will). $50, that if you take care of well transforms into $250 after 45 days. That doesn't seem to be a bad deal to me.
Freeze