Want to be your wingman / help needed!
I'm staying at the Marisa Luisa Oct 6-13, maybe longer. I would like to join someone on their next adventure to Troc or Relax Y Vida. I haven't been to either place and would like to be a wingman.
If you're staying at the ML, I need help on Wednesday if possible to bring in 1 of the 2 girls for my first 3 some. I'm warned that I can only bring in 1 "guest". She will go straight to my room & not bother you. (I'll be in room 404 on Tuesday & Wednesday. I wanted the jacuzzi room for the whole week but it was previously reserved.)
Please PM me for my mobile number.
Aloha,
Sushilover
Lima (day 2) - Las Cucardas and La Nene (Tits Ahoy!)
I do not know how I can top yesterday's experiences but it certainly is going to be fun to try it. After escorting Sofia out of the suite at around noon, I actually slept some more. Aren't vacations great? Truthfully, I needed more rest because these Peruvian girls were wearing me out. In the mood for pizza for breakfast even though everyone else was having a late lunch, I went in to Shehadi Pizza, ordered the house pie, and was promptly told they had no pizza (WTF? ). I guess their lasagna would have to supply the nourishment and energy I am going to need for today's sexcapades. After the meal, I failed to find any MP's that were open in Miraflores. The ones listed near Tequila Rocks could not be found and the one listed on Arica St. North of Jose Pardo Blvd. Looked like it had been closed for some time. I hailed a cab and took a long, traffic filled ride to Las Cucardas.
Now, I don't have respiratory problems but for any guy thinking about coming down here, you have to be warned about all the dust and traffic-induced air pollution in this huge city. All the buildings were literally caked in dirt, making this place not particularly attractive. I guess the lack of rain has caused all this. Anyways, Las Cucardas looks kind of like a movie theatre on the outside but inside, it is set up (admission price, two corridors, and many small rooms) much in the same way as the Troca, albeit in a much smaller scale. The saving grace here is that they actually maintain this venue nicely. The providers, who also stand outside their room door, are a step up from Troca, too. This is the reason why this establishment costs more, but IMHO, the price is worth it. I am a "tit" man myself, and if I had passed up a chance to experience Julissa, I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. She was 24, from the jungle, and had a perfect chest. Her jugs were big but honestly I could not tell if they were fake or not. Even Beverly Hills' best plastic surgeons could not do work this good. There were no suture scars or silicone hardness, but there was an exquisite natural droop. I examined them thoroughly when she was playing the cowgirl in all her bouncing glory. Nothing here could be better than the experience I just had with Julissa, so I just picked up my free drink at the bar in the back and walked around the place. The girls here kind of reminded me of strippers back in the US, complete with the obligatory boob jobs, tattoos, and hard life subtext. The biggest difference being that, at least here, you get to have much more fun with them.
La Nenne is a club right next to Cucardas but it literally is a much darker place, hence the lower cost. There were not that many guys in here but there were plenty of older, chubbier, and scarier women. When I walked to the back looking for the bathroom, I was accosted by "Gretita" and a couple of her Reubenesque (am I nice or what? ) friends. When I asked for the "bano, " Gretita was the only one who responded to me in English when she told me I could go in her room. When I entered, all I saw was a shower stall next to a bed in a very small room. She told me I can just relieve myself in the shower. On a class meter, this place is almost down there with the Troca. When I finished, I looked more closely at Gretita (who BTW lives up to her name) and figured she may be the best provider I am going to see in this place, so we struck a deal. As the clothes came off, it looked like I chose wisely. I suppose if you are not a "tit" man, she would be quite unattractive as she was not exactly svelte. But for a big guy like me, her great big, magnificent bosom just turned me on immensely. "Gretita" may not translate in to "great tits" in English but it might as well. Her name ranks right up there with some of the great, hilariously apropos names I encountered in Thailand, with the "Bang Sue" terminus on the Bangkok metro being my favorite. This bountiful woman gave me the second bouncing good time I had in the last three hours. I returned to Miraflores late in to the evening, but I was a very happy man.
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The Finnish Sauna and Casanova's - day 3 was very plastic
One of the joys of my kind of vacation is sleeping in late after a hard day of body smacking. After my extremely late breakfast at Cafe Beirut (mediocre at best), I went on a quest for a decent MP or "banos turcos. " World Travel 69's excellent list in the Lima Lists thread (7/08) was what I used for reference. I decided to start at the Dolphins spa in San Isidro. This place looked way too legit because this was a really nice hotel/casino and, at the time, there was a college students convention going on, so the hotel was full of beautiful young girls, but none of them were on the program for sure. Next, I tried Aquas Sauna and Spa but the address given in the list was taken over by the Karlos Ysique Salon. I thought "Aquas Sauna" just changed its name because this new place did offer massage. It was so much smaller than the Dolphins Hotel that I thought maybe I could score here. At worst, I will get a legitimate ("Yawn! ") massage out of it. Sadly, that is exactly what happened. The masseuse offered nothing and frankly her looks really did nothing for my libido, though she was a very nice young lady.
Damn, I have swung and missed twice and now I was down to my last strike; and I hate striking out. Since I was in Lince, I took a cab to the Finnish Sauna. Hallelujah! This is the place for me. Right after paying the front desk, I realized this place was sort of set up like the termas in Rio (but without the loud music, jiggling bodies, and obnoxious smoke). A bevy of attractive, scantily clad ladies were waiting for me in the lounge. I chose Yolanda because she had the biggest rack, even though it was obvious they were bolt-ons. Normally, I would not choose this kind of artificial stimulus but something about her demeanor sparked my interest. My instincts proved right. Once in the upstairs private room, we were bouncing all over the place. What do you expect? I had been working myself up in to a frenzy all day long, then only to be disappointed. Now I finally get the payoff, which incidentally flew all over Yolanda's body. For a change, this was one mess I was happy to help clean up. (No, I did not use my tongue, you perverts! ) This sauna had excellent facilities. I especially enjoyed the post-coital relaxing in the eucalyptus scented sauna. After about two hours of recuperating, I went back in to the lounge to see what was available. For the price I would have had to pay (were they charging me the gringo rate? ), I did not feel the providers available warranted the cost. In Lima terms, this place was not cheap. However, I enjoyed my time here very much and I would highly recommend it.
After a lovely dinner and a movie back in Miraflores, my last night before I left for Cusco and Machu Picchu had to be a special one. Around 11, I took a cab to the Casanova night club in San Isidro. This place was dead. There was only one other guy in the bar but there had to have been at least ten girls. After midnight, things had not changed much but this was when I met Valeria. She was 24, Incan (Asian? ) looking, and had an incredibly beautiful chest. To verify its authenticity, she allowed me to feel her up right there on the loveseat. I could not tell for certain because they felt just a little hard. It could have been just her age I thought. She did swear to me that they were real. It did not matter because I really wanted to bang her. After looking inside their small and uncomfortable looking private room, I decided to pay extra to take her back to the Maria Luisa. Once the action began in my suite, I found out that she did lie to me about her endowments. The suture scars were obvious. Besides the deceit, it also bothered me that she was not that energetic and all that chemistry we had back at the night club was all an act. I cannot judge Casanova's by this one bad experience but it is not exactly a stretch to say that the other chicas from this place cannot be that much different from Valeria. Who knows? Maybe I just caught her on a bad night. This is what they mean by YMMV. Of course, this was not a cheap lesson to learn but at least I can pass along my experience to you, my fellow hobbyists.
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Finnish Sauna prices and Cusco catastrophe
[QUOTE=Bandy]Great report. What was the total cost in the Finnish Sauna.---For the massage, for the extra etc. ?[/QUOTE]Bandy,
The more I think about it, the more I believe I was charged gringo rates. One session (I did pay for extras) and four hours of relaxation time ran my bill up to about 300 soles. In Lima terms, this may be a bit exorbitant but I felt it was totally worth it.
BTW - I am stuck in Cusco and suffering from some mild altitude sickness so I am sorry to say that there will not be any field reports from this area. All the coca tea and aspirin are not helping so I have no desire to research here.
Steppin Razor