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[QUOTE=Climaxnow;1267628]Barba, I can not help but feel that this vixen has wrapped you around her little finger. Somebody is going to get the short end of the stick and it will probably be you.[/QUOTE]Yea. I hope someone here met her and can give me a hard pinch. If I was not so f*cking tit fixated my life would be so much easier. LOL.
/B
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Barba & The Ipad Girl.
[QUOTE=Barba; 1267453]Thank you Jojosun.
I know I am an 100% idiot to even consider this but need your advice. I am chatting with a girl with a body that would make the pope kick his divine foot through the wall of his little glass car. Amazing set of natural tits. She sent about 20 jerk material pictures and we cam chatted a couple of times. She shows all the signs of being a busy girl and naturally tells me she is a "good girl". She is going on about an iPad and that she will fuck me over and over again if I give her this. At first I was reacting as most would, but considering I can pick one up for some 500 $ I am starting to thing that it would be worth this to juggle her huge tits for a few days.
She wants the iPad after her first night with me, so there is a severe chance she will never see me again and then it is a useless deal. Hell, I might not even like her after I met her. I need advice and support from fellow males. Tell me this is stupidity and that I will find another girl with natural tits that are ripping her bra into pieces. Or tell me that you did something similar and it all worked out well and that the girl you gave an iPad is now your regular fuck toy that you take around the world for fuck fiestas.
Barba[/QUOTE]Hi Barba.
I am really enjoying reading your posts. Makes me laugh LOL. Unlike some Wet Blankets just lurking on the Ukraine forum, and contributing F all to it. How green and beautiful the Grass is on the other side in Asia in some fucking obscure Republics (republics of tossers, that's how they sound to me, the republics I mean) , they tell us, without any facts or actual names of places posted in the forums for them, needless to say. Have a quick there yourself.
I don't think you are an idiot at all, being mesmerized by the Ipad girl. Just look at her body.
If I were you keep chatting to her, to build up rapport.
Set up a meeting on neutral ground, to see first, if she is for real.
I am the least techie, in fact a bit Technophobic, but can you take off vital parts of this Ipad so it can't function without them. Without her being aware of course.
This is a sure way of her needing to come back to you, if for anything 4 the vital parts. .
But don't part with, or send any cash before you meet her, and the deed is agreed and done.
LOL. Or get her to sign an agreement in Russian and English, along the lines, I give you the Ipad, and you are there, when I need you most, LOL.
Believe me UA girls like a bit of SOH thrown in, and really appreciate it.
If she is for real, when you meet her / You can BS her, by telling her you want her to be your travel girl companion to SE Asia, to show her the ipad factories there, so she can see the top range, or an exotic holidy, like say Pattaya. Then the US500 is a damn good investment.
When are you thinking of going now?
I am stil in the process of digging up the digits, which I kept in paper form, and will pm you.
Told you I am Technophobic.
Cheers
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Jojosun, than you for the advice. The iPad is a sealed little thing but I could maybe think of something to make her come back at least a couple of times more. Some smart auto lock software maybe. LOL. And the charger. And the SIM card thing. And some other shit. Yea, no money ever leaves me before I have the girl with me. Never ever after my first two mistakes with pinay cam-scammers.
Yea, I started the travel talk already. Keep them hoping for more, and they stay around for longer.
Still indecisive of Miss iPad but she is doing her best to convince me with new pictures and badly faked friendliness.
Kiev first mid next week and the off to Kharkov on the Saturday for some days of networking and mongering.
Will be glad to hook up with any mongers in town.
B.
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[QUOTE=Barba; 1267683]Yea. I hope someone here met her and can give me a hard pinch. If I was not so f*cking tit fixated my life would be so much easier. LOL.
/B[/QUOTE]Hey Barba,
Good luck and let us know how it goes.
Sound advice from Jojo. Or maybe show the iPad, but she gets it after night #2, and to mollify her bring the champagne and chocolates (not Krym shampanskyi!) for the first night, and maybe a few $ too (max $50).
Sure she knows her worth, but if the iPad was an opening bid, it's the dream usually, not the reality of what she'd take.
If you're in Kyiv DM me.
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[QUOTE=Jojosun; 1267867]Hi Barba.
I am really enjoying reading your posts. Makes me laugh LOL. Unlike some Wet Blankets just lurking on the Ukraine forum,
Cheers[/QUOTE]I don't throw wet blankets JoJo, I tell the truth unlike some members. Keep things simple in p4p. Find, feel, and negotiate. (with cash and not hardware)
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[QUOTE=TheKnight;1268053]Sure she knows her worth, but if the iPad was an opening bid, it's the dream usually, not the reality of what she'd take.[/QUOTE]Maybe she will settle for a Kindle e-Reader. LOL.
I will perhaps bring a pad, tell her I have to use it for the duration of my stay and feed her some sparkling cheap wine to help her get over the trauma and to make her cooperative and re-motivated.
Will PM you when I am in Kiev next week, TK.
Climaxnow, I paid in hardware many times. My old phones, old laptops, cameras I do not want, etc. In the pretentious Philippines these kinds of "gifts" can open doors that will just slam in your face if you suggest to pay in cash. I have a lot or hardware for free so it works out to be cheap punani. Miss big tit iPad is naturally not of this conservative type that needs payment in disguise. She is just a greedy materialistic Apple hoe. But wait. This sounds like my good monger friend sitting on an island in Thailand fingering on all his super synchronized Apple products. LOL (hope you read this thread you horny perv).
B.
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Not You Buddy.
[QUOTE=Climaxnow;1268075]I don't throw wet blankets JoJo, I tell the truth unlike some members. Keep things simple in p4p. Find, feel, and negotiate. (with cash and not hardware)[/QUOTE]OMG. Didn't mean You At All Old Boy. You are not telling us that in" Fuckistan, a land logged Republics in Asia, the girls there are soooo pretty and cheap without any posts to back up the claims ", Are You?
Read what I posted in the Kiev Thread.
Mine is just as simple as yours. Find them, Pay them, Fuck, them, Leave them.
Or even simpler. Fuck& Go.
I don't bother about writing long fucking essays about what we did in the sack.
Even if I wanted to, my writing skills plus my Typing, would fail me.
Wasn't much of an Acadamic, can't you see.
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[QUOTE=Barba; 1268039]Jojosun, than you for the advice. The iPad is a sealed little thing but I could maybe think of something to make her come back at least a couple of times more. Some smart auto lock software maybe. LOL. And the charger. And the SIM card thing. And some other shit. Yea, no money ever leaves me before I have the girl with me. Never ever after my first two mistakes with pinay cam-scammers.
Yea, I started the travel talk already. Keep them hoping for more, and they stay around for longer.
Still indecisive of Miss iPad but she is doing her best to convince me with new pictures and badly faked friendliness.
Kiev first mid next week and the off to Kharkov on the Saturday for some days of networking and mongering.
Will be glad to hook up with any mongers in town.
B.[/QUOTE]Yeah Barba is a smart cookie. Would love to watch a video of your first meeting with the IPAD Girl. Barba said, and the Ipad Girl said.
Have you done your script for the meeting? Q& Answers, so you are well prepared.
You never know? She could turn out to be a lot of fun, or a Referral contact to her female chums in kharkov.
Never make a girl self sufficient. So on no account, buy her the latest version multi headed Vibrator. LOL.
BTW, what's this about Barba danced at RP once when he was drunk? Kiev Thread.
So you are not a Newbie there?
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[QUOTE=Jojosun;1268205]OMG. Didn't mean You At All Old Boy. You are not telling us that in" Fuckistan, a land logged Republics in Asia, the girls there are soooo pretty and cheap without any posts to back up the claims ", Are You? .[/QUOTE]My apologies JoJo! I have to stop wizzing through the threads and replying without any thought. (smiley)
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[QUOTE=Barba; 1268079]Climaxnow, I paid in hardware many times. My old phones, old laptops, cameras I do not want, etc. In the pretentious Philippines these kinds of "gifts" can open doors that will just slam in your face if you suggest to pay in cash. I have a lot or hardware for free so it works out to be cheap punani. Miss big tit iPad is naturally not of this conservative type that needs payment in disguise. She is just a greedy materialistic Apple hoe. But wait. This sounds like my good monger friend sitting on an island in Thailand fingering on all his super synchronized Apple products. LOL (hope you read this thread you horny perv).
B.[/QUOTE]Barba, I should have placed more thought into your initial question. I have no experience at all when it comes to the idea of exchanging gifts for companionship. It is reasonable to assume that certain girls would be offended by the idea of cash for sex.
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[QUOTE=Climaxnow;1268321]Barba, I should have placed more thought into your initial question. I have no experience at all when it comes to the idea of exchanging gifts for companionship. It is reasonable to assume that certain girls would be offended by the idea of cash for sex.[/QUOTE]I'd say that money is always the best gift to give, unless the lady asks you for something specific she wants you to bring. Because for money people can buy their own gift that suits them best.
Apple iPad might be hard to buy in Ukraine. And that's why the lady asked for it. But otherwise, money is what you should give and not things.
I've seen one situation where a British guy was buying things instead of giving money to his pretty lady in order not to 'insult' her. And she ended up leaving him, before he was ready to leave her.
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Give them money.
[QUOTE=Dan7373; 1268597]I'd say that money is always the best gift to give, unless the lady asks you for something specific she wants you to bring. Because for money people can buy their own gift that suits them best.
Apple iPad might be hard to buy in Ukraine. And that's why the lady asked for it. But otherwise, money is what you should give and not things.
I've seen one situation where a British guy was buying things instead of giving money to his pretty lady in order not to 'insult' her. And she ended up leaving him, before he was ready to leave her.[/QUOTE]Gifts, Gadgets might give give them thrills, but Money pays their bills.
I say give them money, but in instalments, so you keep them hanging on and needing to come back for more.
If this Ipad is available in the Ukraine, I would advise Barba to buy it there, by giving the money for it to the girl in instalments, rather than buying it outright straight away.
But I would explain it first to her why? , or BS her by saying the ATM is not dispensing enough money, or problems with the cards etc.
If she is keen and kosher, she will come back for more and more.
If not, plenty of Mermaids in the Dnipro.
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Anyone that made a visit to the provincial areas of the Philippines knows that a cabinet clean-out of obsolete hardware will get you through many enjoyable nights. But, yes I agree that money of course is the normal and most convenient mode of payment these days. Big tit iPad-girl a slightly special case since she insists on this toy, but I am quite sure it will boil down to money or nothing at the end, anyway. She is not prideful and pretentious, so she will not get hurt if Barba treats her like the hoe she is.
I picked up an iPad2 for 450 USD but this is for another girl I have spent quite a few hours with on cam. She is a very sweet girl and I joked a lot with her about Miss iPad so I figured it is a good joke. I do not plan to pay this "girlfriend", but want to give her something when I leave. Plan to spend at least two days and nights with her. Now these last sentences constitutes a typical ISG rationalization that make things sound as if I am really smart and that have a well thought through plan. Well I do not. It is a daze of various plans interrelating and overlapping, and I ended up with an iPad2. Not sure how it will be used. I have one already. Maybe I show this to Miss iPad and then lock it up with a "you're not my type but maybe you can become it". Perhaps I give it to my little darling when I leave, if she allowed me much pleasure. Maybe I use this as my backup iPad (as if I need one more over dimensioned smart phone). Or just give it to someone who deserves it here at home.
Jojosun, I was in Kiev before for a couple of nights. Work. Either tied up with conservative colleges, to drunk to get anything of value done or ill from being overly brave in the freezing Kiev night. I did see breasts at least in a strip club. But the river boat was great fun with many "very friendly girls" that where dancing and cheering over someone that was actually still alive there. My visit to Belarus was even worse but I will tell you over a beer so I do not bring down the moral wrath of ISG upon myself.
Barba
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[QUOTE=Jojosun; 1268656]I say give them money, but in instalments, so you keep them hanging on and needing to come back for more.
If this Ipad is available in the Ukraine, I would advise Barba to buy it there, by giving the money for it to the girl in instalments, rather than buying it outright straight away.
But I would explain it first to her why? , or BS her by saying the ATM is not dispensing enough money, or problems with the cards etc.
If she is keen and kosher, she will come back for more and more.
If not, plenty of Mermaids in the Dnipro.[/QUOTE]I prefer to pay my pretty lady before I have sex with her and not after. After having sex, I might give her a tip. But the agreed upon payment I pay before sex and not after.
And my reason for this is that I don't want her to worry about the money instead of having fun with me. If she isn't having fun, then neither am I.
Paying ahead of time also sets up a situation where your pretty lady owes you a favor, and she knows it too. This kind of thing makes you feel more free to bang your pretty lady the way you like. And it also encourages the pretty lady to do something extra for you, so that she won't be in debt to you anymore.
Of course, you are taking a risk, when you pay ahead of time. The lady may go away and not do as she has promised. But if you pay only for one day ahead of time, then it's well worth the risk. I found from my experience that the lady will often do better with you, when she thinks that she owes you a favor, than when she thinks that she doesn't owe you anything.
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[QUOTE=Dan7373; 1269029]I prefer to pay my pretty lady before I have sex with her and not after. After having sex, I might give her a tip. But the agreed upon payment I pay before sex and not after.
And my reason for this is that I don't want her to worry about the money instead of having fun with me. If she isn't having fun, then neither am I.
Paying ahead of time also sets up a situation where your pretty lady owes you a favor, and she knows it too. This kind of thing makes you feel more free to bang your pretty lady the way you like. And it also encourages the pretty lady to do something extra for you, so that she won't be in debt to you anymore.
Of course, you are taking a risk, when you pay ahead of time. The lady may go away and not do as she has promised. But if you pay only for one day ahead of time, then it's well worth the risk. I found from my experience that the lady will often do better with you, when she thinks that she owes you a favor, than when she thinks that she doesn't owe you anything.[/QUOTE]We are talking about Barba's Ipad here. How much is it? US450/500.
I always pay first, if its max US$100, but I wouldn't pay that much for just one session.