I am shocked. Meat Loaf was a totally obnoxious twat. No wait, twats have value, Meat Loaf did not. That guy was a big mouthed narcissist. Is narcissist too big of a word to use on the ISG?
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I am shocked. Meat Loaf was a totally obnoxious twat. No wait, twats have value, Meat Loaf did not. That guy was a big mouthed narcissist. Is narcissist too big of a word to use on the ISG?
Meat Loaf tried to offer me a job once, that was amusing. Was supposed to go to Panama City this weekend but think I will end up in Managua instead. Whatever happens, keep an eye out for a corresponding trip report.
We went for tacos and drove by the barbershop. Two girls in two chairs next to the entrance. Decent looking, but I don't see $40 worth for a HJ if that's what you get for $20 plus $20. They were not dogs. The taco place in the same mall is a great deal burrito with chips and gaseosa $5. 80 plus IVA. $40 goes farther for tacos and burritos than in that barbershop.
We went to Fenix at 1 pm 13 girls inside, no clients other than us. 100 pesos to enter for the two of us.
Of the 13 two were maybe 7's, younger and not too bad, and all are in lingerie, e. G. Panties and bra only and you can get some idea of what is all there or isn't.
One woman must have been 60, one was obese and pregnant both, and pretty ugly to boot, but you never know what people prefer. The rest of the remaining 9 are pretty average, a little heavy, and ranging from not very attractive to sort of attractive and a couple with really big boobs if that's the goal, it's there.
I did not look at a room because we had no interest in trying out the merchandise. The only change from last time is that the upper area, which is a soccer field in size, has the same red sofas lined up and before it did not.
I think the whole place is built out of used shipping containers, judging by the metal everywhere and there seems to be no end to the alterations, for no foreseeable reason.
Price is 400 for 30 minutes. Did not ask the hour prices but experience has proven that should be 700, like Morena. IIRC, last year it was 300 and 500 so this is more by $4 for the half hour.
[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1456113]This is an amazing request. I did not think anyone actually believed all that nonsense and I think he is banned now isn't he?[/QUOTE]The dialogue that Meat Loaf's tomes created is worthy of praise, regardless if you agree with the style or delivery. He made a lot of contributions to the board and that is a good thing. I don't think any of us are great human beings. We are just dudes trying to get our nuts off repeatedly, over-and-over chasing that original nut. Those who care to share their exploits works for me. The world is a diverse place. All are welcome.
Visited yesterday for the first time in a few years. New red paint; upstairs is in progress. Room had a toilet, shower & mattress / box spring on the floor which screws up my optimum height for fun. But that's just me. There were about 8-10 gals there at 1:00 when I arrived. When I finally left at 6:30 there were at least 14. C400 for 30 minutes; C800 for an hour. C100 for the girl's drink of which she gets a ficha for C50. C50 for my Tonya.
Yes, there were a few rough ones. Really rough. But also several that were very, very, . Okay. One blanca was quite popular with incoming gringos though her nose was a little too elevated for my tastes. Overall had a good time but will have to wait until Sunday to return so the two gals I had yesterday don't get pissy (their day off).
/dddick
[QUOTE=Gros Chat;1456792]The dialogue that Meat Loaf's tomes created is worthy of praise, regardless if you agree with the style or delivery. He made a lot of contributions to the board and that is a good thing. I don't think any of us are great human beings. We are just dudes trying to get our nuts off repeatedly, over-and-over chasing that original nut. Those who care to share their exploits works for me. The world is a diverse place. All are welcome.[/QUOTE]It was made up bullshit, that was the point, not that he was or wasn't a great advisor. It was nonsense by the gallon which serves nobody any good.
I could care less if people go to Managua or not. The point being I am in Managua a lot. And when I am here I try to offer up to date FACTUAL advice. If people want to know about place X or Y I go there with my driver and look. And ask prices and assess girls. Not tell stories about the 10 girlfriends blowing me for two cents and begging for it. There are hordes of looky-loos who make shit up to sound like they are swinging dicks that know a lot, and he was one.
I will do my utmost to help people with advice and check places out even with a small cover, if I have to take a girlfriend with me, so be it. They sort of like the whole strip bar thing as long as they are not asked to dance. What I won't do is meet m with people because I am not a niņero for the English speaking lost souls.
Other than Noguera I am not sure anyone has been to Managua. In person vs. A dream that is.
I will come back in November because ex-girlfriend #3, the latest is on her way back and I owe her a visit. I repeat. No Spanish, learn it or go somewhere else. Or go to Morena or any place with RAAS girls who speak native English.
[QUOTE=Dan D Dick;1456944]C400 for 30 minutes; C800 for an hour.[/QUOTE]It is C$700 an hour unless you are duped.
My driver asked when we left and told me after I posted. Nobody pays simply double the rate for 1/2 hour.
Another free tip: do not trust the security dude in dodgy places. My driver and amigo is armed. They of course detected that at la Vida de Rosa.
I asked them to admit him with his gun, and of course they did. Others will be treated equally. The metal detector at Fenix, and these bars is a charade. The only place they actually take the gun away is at a bank, in which case they have little velvet pouches for guns and magazines.
Act nice, speak the language, don't get into arguments and get out at the first sign of a fight regardless of who is involved.
[QUOTE=Noguera;1456138]I am shocked. Meat Loaf was a totally obnoxious twat. No wait, twats have value, Meat Loaf did not. That guy was a big mouthed narcissist. Is narcissist too big of a word to use on the ISG?[/QUOTE]You used twat first to make sure everyone knows the point you are making.
I reported on this a while back.
There is a woman who wears gym shorts, white sneakers, and a white T-shirt who sits alone at night sometimes at the bus stop over next to Stop-and-Go. She is great for a middle of the night HJ, BJ, or she is game for dating. 300 cords will get you the normal car action. Nice tits, middle aged, clean shaven, very proper and clean woman looking to please you. She said she was game for hotel action. I am only interested in the quick pop and then get out the car.
For those interested, she is around. I am sorry I do not have a name but that's that. She loves what she does and does it well. I was actually on my way to see if I could check out the Spa Sobell place because the last time I looked, I did not see it but I did run into at least 3 chicas ready for some car action not to far from where Spa Sobell was supposed to be located. I will track down that "Spa" at some later date. I ran into the Stop-and-Go chick just by chance and I could not pass up the energy and time she likes to sped on sucking on balls and deep throating cock. GIven that a condom was involved, in the end she finished me with a nice hand crank and was not afraid to touch the cum and keep the cranking going for a bit like some of the newbies down by the circle where the McDonalds is by Metro Centro. I kind of do not even report about that area any more. It is pretty boring these days across the street from the Metro Centro Mall.
Anyone have any good bar recommendations when you can go and meet folks for fun but the bar is not at all a local young man's hangout. Looking to meet some fun Nicas to play girlfriend on the side. I can't waste Auto-Hotel time on these street chicks. Ideas anyone?
[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1457109]It is C$700 an hour unless you are duped.[/QUOTE]I was duped. Kinda figgered it at the time but at the end of the day C100 ain't nuthin.
Will likely visit Valle Todo tonight assuming I can find it; was recommended by one of my taxi guys. Supposed to open at 8. He also recommended Azul Azul & Casa Blanca.
/dddick
The taxi driver that was so helpful on recommending Valle Todo was also way out of date. As indicated in this forum it's been closed awhile.
So the bartender at the Crowne Plaze recommended "Sol why Gol". The name didn't make sense to me so I had him write it down. Then the taxi took me there. Turned out to be "Solid Gold". Expecting nothing I was dead on. Enteredat8:45 or so. I was the only customer with about 8 gals. $10 / C250 to get in but for that you get a $2 beer. High pressure immediately. I left after the first beer.
Good Times was next. Had a real good time with a little spinner until it came time to talk price. She wanted $10 for the room (downstairs) plus $80 for her for a half hour. Or $200 TLN. To be honest I was ready to hit it until she gave me the pricing plan. I understand I'm clearly a gringo. My Spanish is okay but my hair, skin, blue eyes and my gringo camisa give it away in a heartbeat. Other than my shirt there's not much I can do about the rest. But I'm old & grey and when I think I'm being played I lose all interest. So I told her I changed my mind & it was time to go. She flat out begged me to tell her why I changed my mind. Wasn't worth it.
Walked across the street to Cuertos (sp?) resigned to simply enjoy my Tonyas and watch the gals dance. About 12:30 I'm about to call it a night and Wendy visits. She was my favorite dancer. High cheekbones, just the right amount of meat and nice, full breasts. Younger than I would normally like (24) but she was both mature & uninhibited. After a lot of talk, kissing and touching we discuss pricing. $50 for 45 minutes. I told her what I wanted & away we went. Left a happy man & gave her a very handsome tip.
/dddick
[QUOTE=Dan D Dick;1457460]I was duped. Kinda figgered it at the time but at the end of the day C100 ain't nuthin.[/QUOTE]I thought Nicaragua is supposed to be a cheap option, but it doesn't seem that way based on what guys are reporting?
I have mongered in Mexico, Dom. Rep and Costa Rica. They all have a central location to POP. Street or club. I don't mind walking a few blocks to fetch puta. Where would be good central location to find a hotel within reach of puta?
I don't think there is one. See my Google map. Everything is spread out.
The only central place would be for the street walkers on Carrertera a Masaya.
[QUOTE=Fuddzie;1458087]I have mongered in Mexico, Dom. Rep and Costa Rica. They all have a central location to POP. Street or club. I don't mind walking a few blocks to fetch puta. Where would be good central location to find a hotel within reach of puta?[/QUOTE]
I visited the Morena joint on Altamira the other day.
What is great about it is across the street there is a team of folks cooking awesome street food. Seriously, you will see the white chairs and tables and smell the smoke. That place is awesome. The beef is amazing and you pay nothing for it.
Anyway, the Morena is hit or miss depending on what you want. The back rooms (past a useless brass pole no one uses and where no one dances) are not bad. I do not mind skiny fingers or chubby hands stroking my manhood so you get your pick when it comes to girth.
The great thing is that when you are in Managua, you want to have access to as much flavor as possible and the Morena chicas fill that void from time to time.
I am not sure about the management now. There was an chick from Nigeria running it before and she was an awesome manager. I hope the place will be running smoothly now.
These are my dos pesos on this place. Refreshing.