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Are there streetwalkers in Urapan? What about massage services? What about escorts? How cheap are the hotels in Urupan? What about amatuer Action in Urapan? What other good cities are nearby for sex action near Urapan or Morelia? Any other cities besides Zamora or Colima? I am sure there is. Mexico is like 95 million people. What action is now in the state of Mexico,Chiapas and Oaxaca? What about border brothels near Guatemala like Chetumal? In Chiapas sex action is in Tuxtla Guttierrez Streetwlkers exist there but mostly TVS. I am not sure about San Cristobal La Casas???????????????????????????
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Wow Nibu! I do like your enthusiasm, but I don't think I'm qualified to answer all of your questions...
But to tell you about what I have seen in Uruapan...
There are no escort services that I know of. The "Newspaper" in Uruapan is a sorry excuse of a single page, double sided folded low quality document that they circulate once a week. I believe that twice a month it actually contains a few sheets... but the print quality is so bad that the ink comes off on your hands. :/ Morelia is much better for this area and Miller2K is the resident expert (sexpert ;) on this. I'd go with his recommendation for escort services.
However, Uruapan does have the sexy and sultry strip joints and the CHEAP Campanita sex joint. That's just a hook up shop for lower end ladies who range in quality from street style SW's to SW's who struck out due to bad turnout at the higher class clubs. But those ladies will ask for more pesos per hour of knocking boots...
Now... as far as "street action", the only thing I saw on a late night after 1AM while walking fromone of my favorite watering holes for booze and internet access (Cafe Sol y Luna -- about 2 blocks from the downtown plaza on a cold, windy street one block away from the second most expensive hotel, (Hotel Plaza). Sol y Luna is very open minded and the sons of the owner have offered to show me the hookers of the area on more than one occasion and I am going to take them up next time :)
But... you can find seedy hotels on the opposite end of the plaza at Hotel Osuega (oswega?). They rent by the hour and I think you can get hookers if you ask at the front desk for "mujeres de cita", though it will probably depend on the receptionist and time of day. Don't ask if it's a woman at the desk... just my gut feeling.
Anyway, a lot of the senoritas I have met and seen at the stripper clubs and other areas come from Apatzingan and from San Juan Nuevo. Many did not complete high school, though some have (including the sweet young lady I hooked up with last year who got out of the SW scene -- She actually has a degree in carpentry and is a damned fine carpenter, but the unfortunate situation in Mexico is that they don't believe women can do trades that men have traditionally done... Sad loss... she's an exquisite wood worker and I hope to have her do some work for me when I live in Mexico, regardless of whether or not we ever "hook up" again. We're still friends thank goodness --- and that's been the best aspect about ever "hooking up" together by far for me!
But again, ask the taxi drivers in Uruapan. San Juan Nuevo is riskier... but I think something goes on there. It's more a of a little town, and they always have a brothel somewhere. It is very religious, but the religious icon (the priest who has been there for over 50 years) retired and a new priest is in there and the people hate his guts. So, chances are that the prostitute scene has increased there. They are still PRI last I heard.
I'd recommend that you go to Euforias on Thursday nights (the night of Barra Libre, or "open bar" where you pay $15 USD for unlimited well drinks and most beers and women are allowed free until 10PM and it is open until about 1 or 2 am. Very nice place to meet ladies, but be nice and courteous. And above all, enjoy the music and scenery. It's owned by an "Ex-Narco", so the bar was funded with drug money, but turns a great profit. The nearby bar called "la scala" is also owned by this ex-narco and it's more of a sombrero place.
A tip... The prostitutes of the town tend to congregate at La Scala on Sunday, their day off, to dance, enjoy and sometimes get tricks. You can get discount prices here depending on your parlaying skills and respect to the ladies. Not a bad place to score and it's relatively safe. Plus, the set up is nice to be able to see the dance floor from almost any "perch" you sit at in this strange "Pyramid" layout bar. Most music is Ranchera style, not Mexican Rock and Roll. Euforias is Mexican Rock and Roll with good looking young Mexicanas and Mexicanos dancing up a storm on the crowded dance floor.
But Morelia is the capital and it's less than 2 hours away. Uruapan has its charms and go to la Jungla if you want to see the best of the best (and most expensive). But go to the Parque Nacional. You'll regret it greatly if you do not. It's a beautiful rainforest in the middle of an urban city of 400,000+ people! Plus the lacquer painted woodwork they make there is the best of all of Michoacan.. it's what Uruapenses do best! Worth a day. Afterwards, go to the restaurant "Bambinos" in the center plaza across the street from the Farmacia Guadalajara. They sell the best tortas and Pizzas I've had in Uruapan. The owners are very nice as well. You'll often find European and American tourists in there and you may occasionally score with a Euro or American woman...!!! I could have had one before, but I was with a Mexicana at the time :) There's no comparison between the two... I'd rather be with a Mexican SW than an American woman ANY DAY!!! I don't care how educated or culturally aware the American woman was...
O.K. hope this has helped. Talk to the Taxi Drivers, the sons of the owner of the Cafe Sol y Luna, and the bartenders at the clubs Euforias, La Scala, and the third dance club Extremo to get your info and tip them about $5 USD (50 pesos) for the info to be safe. Tell them you think U.S. women stink! They'll understand right away. They've heard many such stories from returning Mexican migrant workers who tell of many U.S. women with "inhibitions" or aversions to real men who are honest about their feelings and needs in a relationship for sex.
El Mojado
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El Mojado, man I need your advice. I'm going to Morelia next month, and i just want some fun, no girlfriends, just hookers, but I don't want to become some over-pay-american-sucker. Is $50USD enough for an hour sex and $150 for whole night? Can I trust taxi driver or hotel doorman ? Who can give me good information about chicks? How much hotel will cost me, $70/day? Thanks man.
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Wow El Mojado Great report if you can ever find out about San Juan Nuevo PLEASE Tell us. Who knows when I will get back to Mexico the world is huge now I am in Nazca Peru Check out the Peru other areas post for info on the sex scene in Nazca. Yeh Morelia I been to like 3 times when I roadied for this Famous Heavy Metal band from DF Transmetal. I did not ever see street*****s in Morelia. I did see a POrno cinema like 3 blocks from the Bus station. I never did enter though. I am sure couples also go in there and so do dudes probably with street*****s besides the Homos that go there and other assorted Sex Perverts. Nearby that theatere were killer Restaraunts and food stalls. The Food places on that st. rule. Yeh food in Morelia Rules. The Us Band I was with in Morelia Burnt Offering two of the dudes scored on two hot groupies. Actually I am not sure if they fucked them but the two girls were in love with the two dudes from Chicago. I do also remember getting caught by a Cop pissing oustside of Transmetals bus but he just warned me. Shit In Mexico they are more strict on pissing on the streets. I always had to that in DF With no problem whenever I was drunk here in Peru they do not give a fuck. A Bad custom but Fuck When you got to go you got to go. So Yeh El Mojado tell us more on Morelia and Uruapan??? When will you make it to Zamora or Colima???? I got to go Your PAL NIBU R.......
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supertomcat...
I know you addressed your question to El Mojado, but....You'll have a blast in Morelia. I'll try to answer your questions to the best of my ability.
You won't be taken advantage of in Morelia. It's not a tourist trap and the people are pretty fair and honest. I've never heard of a bad or dangerous taxi driver in Morelia. As a matter of fact, almost everything that I've learned about our "hobby" in Mexico has come from taxistas. I've taken literally hundreds of taxis in Morelia at all different hours and to all different locations and I've never run across anything other than pleasant, good-natured guys. Morelia does not have a problem with criminal / pirate taxis like in Mexico City and areas closer to the border. The hotel doormen that I've run across have been equally as helpful and I've never had a problem with bringing girls to my room. Also, unlike the touristy areas, bribes and tips are not constantly required to make things run smoothly. Tip the workers out of courtesy, but even if you don't, they'll still be friendly and helpful.
As for the main event: If you go with an escort service, expect to pay between 600-800 pesos (60-80 US dollars) for one or two hours depending on the service. For 50 US dollars, you could get two sessions with a SW. The all-nighter would be something that you'd have to discuss with the girl. I've never inquired about the all-nighter personally.
A decent hotel downtown will run you between 35-50 US dollars. These are not hooker-hotels or hourly-rate motels..these are normal hotels. I always stay at the Hotel Morelia Imperial because it's downtown, near all the action, it's cheap (375 pesos) and there is absolutely no problem with bringing girls to your room. If you stay at the Holiday Inn or any other American chain, you run the risk of nosey desk clerks and stricter rules about bringing people to your room. The Hotel Morelia Imperial is not a luxury spot, but it's clean and the service is excellent.
If you want more info about SWs, the clubs, the escort services or massages just check out some of the previous posts. If you need more info or some specifics, feel free to e-mail me at justice4pm@hotmail.com. I've lived in this area now for over 2 and 1/2 years and I've never been disappointed here.
Nibu...you are so right about the food. I love to party at the clubs near the Cathedral and then head over to the all-night "La Burbuja" about a half block from the old bus terminal. They have the best food and the most wicked atmosphere. If you ever get back, try the Cochinitas Pibil and the Tacos al Pastor. Damn! That's good eating.
Happy Hunting all....Stay safe and save some for me!
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miller2k, thanks man. I sent email to your mail box, please check.
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Yeh Miller the food by the bus terminal rules hell yeh the tacos rule in Morelia. The place I came twice with bands was a few blocks from the bus station in the other direction yeh by the bus station plenty of hotels and they really did not look that bad looking. As far As I can remember Morelia was a colonial city mixed with modern images. I was though always stuck in that area by the bus terminal. People seemed pretty damn friendly in Morelia too. I did not seem to have any problems there at all yeh that street by the bus terminal all those food stalls and restaraunts seemed to close very very late. Yeh Miller tell us more on the strip clubs,massage brothels and SW Scene in Morelia, ThanXXX Again NIBU R.......................
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Guys, I will be Morelia Dec 15. From all the old posts, Morelia is pussy heaven. Is Anybody from this forum in this city or around area? Bad news, I don't speak Spanish. I guess this is a big problem, how can I communicate with chicks, body language? Miller2k: I couldn't find hotel Imperial morelia online, so I booked hotel Mansion Acueducto for my first day. BTW, did you get my mail? I will try to mail you again.
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Hello All...
I was just cruising my beloved Morelia yesterday doing some Christmas shopping, I had a few extra bucks in my pocket, and a few minutes to kill so I decided to pick up a SW and have a quickie...
Unfortunately, there have been some changes in the usually seem-less transaction. Apparently, there was a dispute between the girls and the owner of the hotel where they do their business. So, now, the girls no longer use that hotel. They pretty much stand in the same area(only maybe 20 feet from where they usually stood), but now you have to walk with them for about a block and a half to get to their new hotel. It's not a well-lit area, but you still feel pretty awkward walking past a bunch of people who know what's about to happen. Also, the hotel is a lot smaller and the push to get you out of the room is a lot faster. There was knocking at our door after only about 5 minutes and the next girl was entering with her client as I was still getting dressed. The girl was OK, but I was not pleased with the rush job. Hopefully, the girls and the owner of the hotel can work something out...
Personally, I was never much of a SW user anyway, so this will not affect me too much. Actually, the quality of the girls has improved since I passed by last. The girls were prettier, but that walk and the rush job at the hotel was a little too much to handle.
Until next time...stay safe and happy hunting!!!
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Hello guys, where is everyone? Doing Christmas shopping, and no time chasing pussy? I will go hunting at Morelia next week. Hopefully see you guys around. Miller2k, please check email. Stay safe...
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Guys, I will give you my first Morelia pussy hunting report now. This afternoon, I called ELEGENCE. After half hour, Wendy showed up. She is hot, about 5.3, D cup, big tits, suck and fuck. I had a great time, blow job, hand job, and she rie me till end, but I feel a little unhappy, because she asked me $50 for cab, and they charged me $850/hr(Not $800 from old posts). Money is not issue, I just feel that I was little ripped off because I only speak English. Anyway, it is great sex, and I will try other Escort Services later, and give my new reports soon. Have fun. BTW, Miller2k, please check your mailbox.
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Guys, here I come again. I called trouchme today. Make sure tell them what kind of girl you want, they sent me a little fat girl first, and I have to give her $50 for sending her back. Then they sent me a skinny one, no English, 34 cup, nice ass, cost me $800 total. I just love those girls. From the newspaper La Voz de Michoacan, there are eight Escort Services, I will try one called Sex One today. Exesso, pretty girls, for $140/3Min private dance, this blone stripper let me touch her all over, $40/beer, cost me around $300USD for having lots of fun on my first day. BTW, there is no flight from Morelia to Ixtapa, how can I get to Ixtapa? How long will take to travel by bus? Please help.
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Merry Christmas all....
I met up with supertomcat at the Hotel Morelia Imperial on Saturday. He had already been in town for about 5 days before that and he was really blazing a path through the escort services by the time I got there. We grabbed a few beers and swapped some stories. Then we went back to the hotel to order up some women. I called "Elegance" and they were so kind that they sent me 4 girls to choose from. It was a little awkward to answer the door for 4 gorgeous women with the people in the room next door watching, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. My friend "super" was quite famous with the girls as they had already been to his room the previous days. I sent him the one girl that he hadn't "had" already and sent the other two girls back...not because they were ugly, but one of the girls was exactly my type (large-chested, dark-skinned, great ass).
The funniest part of the evening was when "super's" girl called my hotel room and asked to speak with my girl (Laura). Apparently, this was his girl's first day on the job and she was asking advice from my girl such as "How do I start?" and "What do I do next?" We both had a good laugh, but it wasn't so funny when she called again...That's when I had to disconnect the phone...
Laura was a great girl. She wasn't a wild woman and she was a bit on the passive side, but she was a real sweetheart and it was a total GFE. Afterwards, we held eachother and I tickled her after she told me how ticklish she was because I wanted to hear her great laugh. This was one of the few times when I really felt a connection with an escort. I'll give her a call soon... (by the way, the prices at Elegance were all the same: 800 per hour plus 50 for the taxi)
Well, after we finished, "super" and I took a walk and I gave him a tour of the SW area behind the bus station, the area by the "Conservatorio de las Rosas" as well as a few other places. The SW action was kinda slow (probably due to the Holiday) so only the grizzled veterans were there. Later we went to a Rock Club, but it was a little slow there as well (also due to the Holiday). Morelia is a University Town and vacation time can be slow, but thankfully not for the "ladies"
I hope SuperTomcat had a great time and I know that I'm not the only one who's looking forward to a more detailed report when he gets back to the USA .
Super........Thanks for the beers and remember to keep in touch! Hope you had a blast in my Morelia. Not knowing Spanish may have made it hard to order in a restaurant, but you managed to get laid everyday...These things have a way of working themselves out...
To everyone else: I hope you had a great X-mas and I wish you all a Happy and Safe New Year!!!!!!!!!
From: THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE
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Hey Miller2K
Good report. One of my regulars in Marabu is from Morelia. 800 pesos an hour with 4 girls delivered to choose from sounds like the deal. That might have to be added to the list of future mongering locations. The great part about Morelia is I can drive there contra getting on an airplane. Sounds like a good road trip 1st night in Monterrey and then Morelia. Thanks for the info.
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Please don't be scared off by these reports of girls for 800 pesos an hour, and hundreds of dollars for extended sessions. Morelia really isn't that expensive, some guys just don't know how to monger.