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Allen,
In August I stayed at the Playa los Arcos (the one on the beach) as well and took a walks around the area looking for MP's or lady bars and couldn't find S#!@t, I even went across the street of Playa to this place that said "estetica" to my surprise it was a legit estetica for pets! Man was I dissapointed.
Btw, if you want to score points with the Mrs. take her to this nice restaurant called "Le Cliff" (if you haven't been there yet) just follow the main road past Juniors (the strip joint up on the hill) for about 20 mins and you're there, take her at sunset and she'll never forget it.
Maloso
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Maloso,
I did take the Mrs. to Le Cliff but are you sure you are not thinking of Chico's Paradise where we have dined as well?
So I guess Lucy's Massage in old town is closed? I plan if anything to at least get a legit massage from a pretty masseus.
Last time I was in PV was May 03' and noticed Los Lobos was no more.
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Mongering
Well fellas I'm back from wonderful PV!!!
The good news is that there is action to be had. The bad news, this fine Mexican city is one of the most expensive to vacation/monger in.
Unlike TJ (Thank God!) this town does not have a mongering district that jumps out at you and the cops are clean & not to be feared. My first day in town the Mrs. and I checked in at the Playa Los Arcos. She wanted to go swiming and I told her I needed to get my aching back massaged so off I went. I roughly had two hours to select a place & get the massage before I had to be back for dinner.
Massage #1: Went to Damely Massage on Ave. Ignacio L. Vallarta. When I walked in I was greeted by two twenty something chicas who were good looking and wearing skirts (Always a good sign.). I was escorted to a clean room by Patty (A solid 7) who proceeded to give me a good back massage. When it was time to flip she made no effort to cover my semi-erection. She gave me a massage all over carefully avoiding Mr. Cock. Towards the end she whispered that there was only five minutes left and would I like anything else massaged. I placed her delicate hand on my cock that quickly grew to attention. She placed her other hand to her lips & said do not mention this I am not susposed to be doing this....Whatever, she then proceeded to give me a nice HJ while I felt her tits underneath her shirt. Alas, I tried to finger the snatch but as I went under the panties she pulled away smiling & shaking her head. As I came she did not pull away but kept rubbing to get the full ejaculation, which is always satisfying. After I was dressed she came into the room and gave me a card with her cell# on the back. I was informed that she would see me outside of the establishment for a date or a day at the beach. I am certain that sex was on the menu but I was not persistent enough. Also I had enough sense not to because if I had shown up at the hotel smelling like pussy the Mrs. would have had me by the balls! All in all the damage was 300 pesos (less than $30US) plus I tipped her $20US. I know it was a bit much but I thought I would see her again and I wanted to be on her positive side. I will report more later but I have some things to tend too now. BTW one of our newer Forum members Dickus Maximus went even further with our dear Patty. I hope he gives us the details soon! Also please do not ask me for Patty's # because I have already discarded it since I am not going back for a year or so.
Next report soon!
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Damely Massage
I wasn't quite clear I guess. Because I didn't get anything from Patty but a great massage. I do have digits though for FIPs (frequent informative posters). She said no sex, but giggled when I asked if it was just a question of the tip and said "well, how much"
I tried to set up an appointment at the hotel later with her, but instead got her "sister" Evy. She was not as good looking as Patti (I thought Pattie was better than a 7) Wanted $30 for massage, $20 for nude and $20 for the hand job. (300 for FS) Got a shitty massage, ok start to a hand job, but she complained when I tried to touch too much. Said if I didn't stop she would have to go, so I sent her on her way. In sum it was $60 too much. Said she would come back the next day if I didn't tell her "sister". But I wasn't about to take a risk again.
I had much better experiences elsewhere... and will report soon. Including a TWO DAY freebie out of one of the big strip clubs. In general PV is expensive but the service is excellent. This was the exception...
Dickus
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Damely
DM,
Sorry we did not catch each other sooner and compare notes. I thought you had bagged Patty. Interesting though on our rating system she could pass as an 8 but we all have our opinion. I thought the other girl that was there with her edged her out a bit.
I noticed drunk white US or Canadian gals at Carlos O'Brian's dancing on tables in the early afternoon just begging to get laid. Also amatuer Mexican gals are to be had if you venture away from the beach. They are shy at first but just chat them up with a little Spanish, it goes a long way.
I still have report #2 to compile but it is late & I have to get up early, just wanted to check in.
It may be another day or so before I get time to post the second full report but I must warn my fellow mongerers DO NOT go to Lucy Massage. It really sucks! I will post in detail about it but just giving a preliminary heads up.
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PV this week
Here it is almost Dec 1 and I'm headed to PV for some work/fun. Dec 1-5. It seems as if the action changes.
Any recent reports? I'll be single and on the prowl this trip.
Thanks fellow mongerers!
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Candys Girls
As others have said, the mongering in Puerto Vallarta is poor and very expensive.
That said, I visited Candys Girls over near the entrance to the Marina. 100 pesos cover charge (US$10), but it includes one lap dance plus a shot of tequila, so not too bad a deal.
Not that many chicas available when I showed up around 7, but eventually
a dark haired chica who went by Celeste came over. She did a good job on the lap dance and Willy was eager for more. The "manager" came over and quoted 1,000 pesos for 15 minutes "privada", 1500 for 30 minutes, 1750 for one hour. He was also very pushy for tips....and I was insulted when he said a 70 peso tip for him was too little...SHEEESH...the guy does ZERO work and then complains that he's underpaid! That's the kind of lame attitude you find at all the places in Puerto Vallarta, though.
If I were smart, I'd have left, but Willy was thinking for both of us, and he saw no problem with dropping 1K pesos for a little "hide the log" action, so into the privada we went.
Privadas are lame. Small uncomfortable rooms, harshly lit, with blacked out windows right next to the chairs where other clients are doing lap dances. Only furnishings are thin, dinky little massage tables.
The chica got nekkid faster than me and was rip roarin ready to go. Smallish tetas, maybe B cups, and a little more flab on the stomach than I expected. Perfunctory FS, but she claimed it would have been better if I'd paid for the full hour (yeah right). Said she was 19 years old. Maybe so...
Overall, not a memorable occasion. Got the job done, but Juniors is a nicer club (but also expensive with "managers" who want big bucks for nothing).
As always, mongering in Vallarta bites...
Hawg
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Juniors & Candys
These places are not cheap. However, the quality of the chicas is usually pretty good. I have been down there 25 or 30 times over the past six or seven years and have rarely been disapointed. As for the "managers" and for that matter, the "security" people that are always in great supply, I have not tipped them more than a couple of bucks at any time. My personal policy is that whenever someone asks for a propina, they get nada! In my opinion, the only guy worth tipping is the one that is holding the watch for the private time with the chicas.
If you are looking for a GFE, invest some time on your first night and find a chica to your liking and ask her if she wants to go to dinner the next night. I have had this work on several occasions where a night out on the town, dinner at a nice restaurant leads to an enjoyable night back at the hotel, with only the cost of the dinner. Some might even be ok with just room service.
As for the two clubs, I usually find the service a little better and the ladies a little friendlier over at Juniors. I also find the seating at Juniors a bit more comfortable. Juniors also has rooms upstairs that have beds. They have one room with a king size bed and several smaller ones with just small single beds.
Just a little on my experiences, for what it is worth. If anyone is going down this weekend, I am planning a short three night trip down arriving on Saturday. I will be the one in the Alaska hat at Juniors or maybe to visit some old friends at Candys.
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Down and Out in PV
Well, I am back from PV. Let’s face it, I am not a successful mongerer. Fortunately, I have many opportunities to get it right as I will be going to PV during the first week of January.
Here is my report, useless as it is. But first I have to tell anyone who reads this that I only tried MPs, not places like Juniors. For the present, I have my reasons but will no doubt graduate to these places, just not now.
I tried six MPs – Yin-Yang, Armonia, Damely, Luz de Luna, Venus and one other – the name I don’t remember, something like Healing Hands. I admit that I am timid about asking for extras, but I was sure to not cover myself with the towel thinking that this would make a statement. In fact, in one of the places I told the girl not to cover me when I rolled over. She did not but seemed disinclined to meet me half way. I did get some good massages.
My report is that I did not even get a HJ anywhere. I even had a lead, Damely Massage. A post by Allen Eire told me that either of two sisters would do the deed, but alas Patty was not there, and I just did not care for her sister. The latter did give me a massage of so-so quality. Another girl at Damely also gave me a massage, but no extras. Allen’s report suggested that Patty would at the very least give a good massage and HJ with the good possibility of much more. With her absence, there was no such luck for me.
As I said, I will go back in January. I am going to take Don Tonto’s suggestion and try Juliette, Musas, Justine and some others that I saw including Nifas. I also plan to go to Lucy’s. I will report on my adventure, and this time I hope it will be a success.
If anyone has any suggestions for MPs in PV, please let me know including whether they scored any successes at the MPs that I tried (where and who). By telling me that you were successful, I will know that I just have to be more aggressive in asking for extras. I would really appreciate the help!
Expect a report. Here’s hoping.
Reese
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Just back from PV
I was in PV last week, I go at least a week every year. Things haven't changed much.
First night we just window shopped at Juniors.
We visited Prestige our second night. This place is expesive but the girls are all 8's and higher I don't care who's scale your using. Most are from other countries and some will not leave the bar. Several girls speak good english and if your smooth you can get them cheap Sunday night, there night off. They have private rooms and you can get a 5 min dance for $20 US or you can get all out sex for one hour for $265 US. To take a girl out it is $300 for two hours. The drinks for the girls are $26 US each, your drinks are close to normal bar prices. The girls here are good dancers. If you want to go watch a girl get off on stage or drip hot wax all over herself this is a good place to hang out. The girls will not approch if you tell the manager your just going to watch and shop. 10 dollar cover. We did take two out of here (that hit the pocket book) and it was made very clear that we were not to tip and that you paid for everything and anything. My buddy and I both got anything and everything, both of us were happy with the service we got.
The third night we hit Juniors, it did have some girls from other countries this year. The girls range from 5's on up. I took one out from Hungary that was nice (solid 9) , she claimed to be only 25. Body looked 18 and the face looked 30 (very attractive 30). She spoke some english, $200 for 2 hours at my hotel. She liked sex and was disappointed when she had to go back and I was exhausted. My buddy made a deal with a girl from juniors he new from previous years and it cost him about $100 US a night.
The fourth night I meet a local non-pro and went out with her the rest of the time down there. If you can speak spanish (which I can't) you can easily pick up locals in the bars. They would perfer to be wined and dinned by a tourist than treated like property from a local. The girl I picked up refered to local Mexican men as "Mexican Macho". Being a nice guy can actually get you somewhere in Mexico.
I did have numbers from the girls from Prestige and Juniors and both made it clear that side deals were possible.
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New Year's IN PV
I was in Puerto Vallarta for the New Years Holiday. I got a last minute flight into PV. Went through Customs, (They took an Orange from me that I had packed for my trip) I had planned on renting a car in PV so I made my way over to Dollar Rent a Car. I had made reservations over the Internet before I left, $123 for three days. When I got there they tacked another $39 a day for insurance, which I thought was outrageous. When I wouldn’t go for it they charged me for a days rental. I have never had a good “rental car” experience in Mexico. In the end I was better off with out a car, but I had wanted one just in case I was interested in doing some mongering in some of the towns around PV.
I grabbed a taxi drove in the the southside of town and found a small economical hotel GaViota right on the beach. I would use this place to look for a nicer place for my next two nights. That night was New Years. The place was packed with people, most of them on the “Malecon” which is the main street in town running along the beach. They shot fireworks from huge cannons right at your feet. The one thing I truly love about Mexico is there lack of rules around most things they do.
On to the things you want to hear about…
I had hoped I could pick up a local that night, I smiled at many but could not get very far. I speak fluent Spanish and that was not helping my cause. I think most people were out with friends and family. I got to bed by three am convinced that I would have a shit more luck the next day.
Day Two in PV
I woke up had some coffee and breakfast, I checked into a new hotel Playa de Los Arcos. A decent 4 star hotel close to town and more importantly close to Juniors. Juniors was closed New Years Eve and New Years Day. I called Ninfas Massage, this is one of about 5 different “escort” services offered in town. You call tell them what your looking for and they are at your door in about 30 minutes. What awesome service! I hooked up with a very young shy 18 year old “local” named Sandy. She had a very tight little spinner body. I paid $1500 Pesos for an hour and a half. You could get 1 hour for $1000. Getting her in to the Hotel was a little tricky I asked her to dress like a tourist. She was able to get past the receptionist, and into my room with out a hitch. Total GFE experience. I went twice and enjoyed every position imaginable. She was into it as I found every Latina I hooked up with. They really like to fuck as I do.
Day Three:
Woke up at 10:00 AM coffee over at the Internet Café. (The breakfast places serve very weak coffee for the most part.) Decided to experiment with Cialis so went to Pharmacia Guadhalara (sp) spent $540 Pesos for 4 pills. Talk about a hard on that keeps on ticking.. Called Juilletes, they wanted $1500 for an hour I said I would give them that for an hour/ and half and she agreed. I asked for a round Latina, since I had just enjoyed a thin spinner the day before and they sent over a “classic” Mexican round extremely large breasted woman. Her name was Katrina, she made it to the room. I gave her the $1500 and proceeded to have her once again like anything I wanted. I have never asked for Greek since I don’t like. But I think they would for a tip. I walked her back downstairs to her “driver” and she was off back to her apartment. Evidently she shared with me that all of the girls stay in a single apartment some where in the city watching TV, till the “receptionist” calls with a client. I asked if there was a way I get to that apartment and that is not possible. She did say that you can request as many girls as you want and simply pay $100 Pesos to the ones you don’t want for there taxi ride back to the apartment. Kills me that I can’t get a view of all of the girls in the various apartments in town that function as escort holding areas.
Day three evening;
Juniors is opened finally I walked up the street (Olas Altas) from Playa de Los Arcos (three blocks max) It’s a little tricky finding it. Basically right before the street ends there are some very steep stairs to the left. You climb these to the top and there is it. $100 Pesos to get in includes a shot of tequila, and a voucher for a lap dance. The Place was dead at 10:00 was not till 12:00 that it began to jump. The beers were $150 Pesos, or you could buy a pitcher for $400. The girls will come buy and work you for a drink, just send them on there way with a smile and there is no problem. The Service there is great lot’s of attention from the staff who are all wired with headphones. You can take whatever girl you want upstairs (Where some of them live) or you can take them to your hotel for $200. ( 2 hours) He girls were mostly 8’s two or three 9’s . I arranged for a girl to come back to my room after her shift at 5 AM. Madison was a hot Latina from Veracruz. Ass like you could not believe. I left around 2:00 AM walked back to my Hotel, getting hit on by the hundreds of gays that stay in that area of PV. (Strange that Juniors is right in the middle of gay town PV) Went back to my room slept for a couple of hours and then got a call from Hotel Security saying a girl wanted to talk to me. They wouldn’t let me bring her in so we hung at a local bar for a couple of hours messing with each other and waited for the day shift to come in at 7:00 AM. When they did I took Madison back to my room and she was just incredible. Tight body, her reverse cow girl is some thing she does extremely well. I hung with her for a total of 6 hours gave her $150 US and she asked for the “lubricant” we used during sex. (She said it made her very hot) I walked her back to Juniors. Now it was time to rush to the airport for my trip back to the Bay Area.
I fucking love Mexico
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So PV BLOWS
Fellow Mongers,
I haven't been to PV since 2002 and it started to suck ass during that time. Back in 99-01 I had great times in the Zona Roja and Juniors. Los Lobos was rocking when I was there in 99, alot of bad bitchs. At the Alamo I hit the Jackpot once, when I banged a young hot ass girl back in 2000. It's too bad that the Alamo turned into a dump, if it wasn't one before.
Anyways, is Cadillac still open? The manager that worked there was good peoples. Never begged for money like ever other place in PV. I hate that SHIT, bastards think you owe them something.
Pics of Zona Roja
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stravaganza
Stravanganza is the only club in the roja zona that is worthwhile. It can be hit or miss, but ask for Dora as she speaks English. They have new rooms there that are far better then any other club in town. mirrors, air and a nice shower. For thirty minutes 500 pesos for the girl and another 50 pesos for the deluxe room. Most of the chicas don't speak English, but they understand everything else. Every other place in town is at least twice that much. If you want further info pm me as I am in PV quite often and can help suggest bonita chicas.
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Massage
I was in PV last week and returned to Luna massage where I had a nice time with two different girls last year. They were booked up so I returned a couple of hours later when I told her I wanted the "special" massage. The lady told me they no longer do that. Disappointed but wanting some relief I tried a couple of other massage storefronts only to be told that they only give "professional" massage.
Out of desperation, I stopped by Lucy's massage which had been reliable, except for the last two years. Lily was working the front desk and I told her I was interested in a "special" massage and without missing a beat she stated it would be $750 pesos. Lily is an attractive, petite chica. She indicated that the "special" would be a HJ. I asked for oral but she said no. Lily gave an excellent massage. On the flip I started to rub her ass and went for her chest but she said no touching.
Not the best experience but it was the only port in the storm I could locate.
As a sidenote, Lucy's had business cards on their desk for themselves and for Luna.
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Damely Massage
Saw Patty at Damely Massage and all was as reported. This is a one flight up business near a very busy intersection in "old town". Well signed and easy to find. Walked in around 2 pm and asked for Patty. Luckily she was available. Told her a friend of mine had referred me to her when she asked if I'd been in before. She quoted me 300 pesos for the hour and we proceeded. Nice firm massage...no teasing or suggestive moves. At the end of the appointment she whispered into my ear...so close and quietly it was almost funny. I suggested a hand finish and she requested 200 pesos extra. The deed was done, I paid her the 500 total and left a happy man. Touching only outside the clothes. About a 7 in appearance.
Returned in two days, but asked for oral this time. Patty was hesitant...asked if I had a condom...I did...and she held firm to her price of 400 tip for a total of 700 pesos. Also offered her 1000 pesos total for fs, but she laughingly declined. I really don't think she wants to go that far. So the oral was good, nothing special, but I left a happy man.
Patty told me she only does oral for her boyfriend, but she needs the money.
Did not try any other massage places as I thought there was a high likelyhood of striking out, based on Reese27 posts.. By the way, Patty left the room briefly about 3 times during each of the one hour appointments....probably to greet someone in the reception room.
Will write soon about Antorchas (bar across from the cruise ship terminal) and juniors.