Cali Reports

Ok, Ok ... I have to admit, I feel sort of honored by the semi-compliment (sp?) given to me by MMonger in his latest post.

MM ... Gracias, but no debates with me please, I've had one too many with the ex-esposa in my old life ... unless you're buying the cervezas that is ... ja ja (spanish for ha ha).

Npaul ... honestly, I didn't understand your post to MMonger.
Something about MM being faster than the old farts with the girls ... did you mean faster in bed or a faster, smoother talker or what?
As far as the comment about guys being jealous because MM got more scores than them ... I have to laugh.
If you know Colombia or latin America, you know that it doesn't take a lot of skill to "score" a lot ... anyone can score as much as they want to if they have the "plata".
Some guys are just looking for fun and want to "score" as much as they can, others are looking to find their "dream girl" . Some, like me, a little of each.

Bottom line is Npaul ... of course guys (myself incl) are envious when we see MM's posts and pictures ... we want to be there with those chicas too, don't you?
MMonger rubs some guys wrong with his admitted arrogance not his amount of "scores" as you put it ... I'm glad he's scoring, I just want to be there too .. and so does he again, I'm sure, now that he's back in the "Windy City".

I do have to say though ... MM does have a style about him that I like ... I took some things he said earlier the wrong way but I believe, especially as he gains even more wisdom through even more travels and experiences, he's a pretty sharp dude.
Believe it or not ... being an old fart, as you referred to in your post (which maybe I am at 40 yrs ... not sure when that term starts to apply) ... has it's advantages too ... experience goes a long way ... and thank heavens the latina digs the "older dude" (sorry, I mean, "old fart" ... ja ja) ... my new novia (girlfriend) in Venezuela is 18 and damn I love that she calls me "Papi".

... I'm sure Colombia hasn't seen the last of MMonger ...

Suerte amigos !!

Surfer,
If you were not so ignorant, I might think you are a politician, with your constant obsession with political correctness and your constant belief that if "you" LIE about what others say, it will make it true.

By me stating "there are a lot better places in the world" in no way implied I would never return, so...whatever.

Also in clarification I said "some of the Colombianas are cheap trash" but I also feel every ethnicity or country has cheap trash men and women. I can even refer you to some of them in America....just crack out your family album Surfer.


Ricker,

I am sorry Ricker for watering down the compliment, I am positive you are intelligent and level headed. Although, I do remember pushing a few of your buttons a while back and you flying off the handle a bit. This is very similar to myself so I said it would be a close debate between us. On the other hand, I don't think I have ever seen Freeze...lose his cool (no pun intended).
Therefore he has the advantage to remaining subjective so he can use non-biased info that will be accepted by all. Also I think old fart officially starts AFTER retirement age so we are safe for awhile yet. I am not too young, I am 30 ya know.

TIP of the DAY:
In Cali there are many massage places that advertise in the paper or in the phone book. The prices are anywhere from 20k($8) to 30k($12) for one hour of a real, good, professional massage. I visited about 6 different places and they ranged greatly in the look of professionalism.
Here is the awesome news....after a good massage with oil, they ALL included a happy ending JerkOff and only one girl out of six asked for a tip. Even when I thought it looked like the place was too professional to offer it. Also you can usually touch the girl while she is masterbating you. Some of the places were obvious when they handed you an extras menu offering nudity, BBBJ, or FS for extra.
BUT as a rule, in Cali, remember, happy ending jerkoffs are included in the first massage price. NO extra is needed, and touching the girl is usually allowed.

Happy Hunting,

Master Monger

Hey MM,

Good tip about the massage parlours, I'll file that away for next year. I also like the classified ad idea.

Rufus

MM ... sounds good to me ...

Now for a few fotos ... I took them in Venezuela, but one of the chicas was a Colombiana from Cali so what the heck ... I'll post them here.

Foto 1 ... la Calena

Venezolana 2 de Maracaibo ...

Venezolana 4 and 5 de Caracas ...

suerte !

Ricker ya 'ol dog, that is some sweet ass on foto1! Is she your new 18yr old novia. Dang you have a good life!

I'm not a predator.
I'm a pro-dater. ;>)

I'm a native Colombian whose lived his entire life in NYC. Ill be in Medellin (first time there) for a week from about Fri Jan 22, then onto Cali (only there twice, once with my ex, over a decade ago) where my folks live, for three weeks after that. Now I 'm ready to really explore what my native land has to offer! Other than my clothes, I do blend in well, but my main advantage is my American accent on otherwise flawless Spanish. I can pour it on as necessary ;) As I approach my twenty-year retirement I'm seriously considerning moving to Colombia or D.R. (early forties , look much younger , good shape) THis is the first of my exploratory trips. You guys, Ricker, Antifreeze, Aussie Greg ( too many to mention) have posted such excellent reports I'm practically salivating! To anyone whose got game, I wouldn't mind catching a beer or two (as well as a chica!) with some `gringo bait'. Pm me! We could be a deadly combination!

I know this is a random question but I am trying to locate 2 guys who were in Boca Chica when the kid shot himself in June. 2 really cool cats but I lost their info coming back into the states. Said they would be in Cali around DEC. One gave me a CD of Salsa fom Colombia. PM me if your here.

Colombia's country code is 57. CTG area code is 5. Can anyone tell me please Cali's area code for land ph. calling, not cell. Thanks very much.

Cali is 2.

[url]http://www.1areacodescountrycodes.com/international-country-codes-city-calling-code-colombia.htm[/url]

The code for Cali is 2. For international dialing do 011-57-2-XXX-XXXX.

Freeze

Hi Antifreeze,
Prompt reply. Muchas gracias.

Do anybody have an internet adress or know a real estate that rent furnished apartments in Cali for 2-3 weeks?

Hotels girl-friendly would be interesting too.

Volpone,

Email this person for what you are looking for: [email]caliguide@yahoo.com[/email] or call him at his cell phone: 310 3952703