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Holland is a paradise for erotic entertainment. Brothels are legalised and there are hardly any places where you do not find a "sexclub" as most brothels are called.
If you speak dutch, a good site is www.hookers.nl to find comments on places and girls. Also in the yellow pages under "sexclubs" You find addresses. Papers like De Telegaaf and Algemeen Dagblad have large sections classifieds, mostly under "Privé"
I saw today on TV that in Netherland (near Amsterdam I think) there is an area with several illegal easthern european girls. It is outside of the town, clients take a girl on the street in car and there are Box for the car to not be seen, and a trashcan.
Any info on this place?
There is also another place in The Hague that comes alive late night. It's located on the Waldorp straat along the MegaStore shopping center
that's behind Holland Spoor train station. Many cars are cruising around during working hours, the place looked fairly safe (police patrols). I picked up once a teen-look eastern girl for 25E (F&S). very thin, small breast, cute face, nice but bored attitude during the act. Not bad anyway considering the money.
Same idea as Rotterdam, you pick up the girl with your car and go nearby to a place especially setup for the business (hidden individual parking lots).
I saw more than 30 girls working there, a majority of eastern girl (a few are pretty, some are nextdoor type, some fatties also), some Trav, hispanics and locals. They are not all drugaddict, especially the Eastern girls. But indeed they were girls (locals ?) with tired faces.
Car is mandatory. If you don't have a car, go to RLD. Best choice is at Geleenstraat any time of the day.
Some of the subscribers in The Hague forum are interested in taking part in ganbang and/or Bukkake meets. I wonder if anyone know's whether there are any in Holland, in the next week or two. If not, I'm thinking of perhaps hiring a girl from the Hague who's up for that kindof thing- sandwiches, face fucking, cumming on face, and maybe charging a 100 per person to take part in a 'home made' gangbang/bukkake event. If 10 people were interested, that'd be 1000 for the girl, so I think we could get someone good looking and open to some really depraved ganbang/bukkake sex. Get in touch if you're interested in this scene and I'll either spread the word or try to arrange something! :-)
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punter dictionary (dutch – english)
i thought it would be useful to have a list of key words often used and found in many advertisements as well. we should probably have one for every country in this forum. it is always good manners to address the natives in their own language and knowing the key terms can prevent disappointment.
the format i am using is as follows: “dutch term” (“common abbreviation” if needed) = “translation”, “meaning”
zoenen = kissing
tongen = french kissing
intiem = intimate, sex
hoogtepunt (h.p.) = orgasm
neuken = fuck
beffen = cunnilingus
pijpen = blowjob
frans met (f.r.m) = french with, covered oral
frans zonder (f.r.z) = french without, uncovered oral
kont liken = ass licking
russisch = russian, tit fucking
grieks = greek, anal
plassex = rep002 or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117][CodeWord117][/url]
poepsex = veces sex
i have put together this list with the hope that some others cunning linguists can compile reference lists for those places where english is not commonly spoken by the ladies (asia, eastern europe, and latin-america).
Quick website reference list:
www.holland.com
General tourist information by the Dutch tourism board
www.ns.nl
Website to get train schedules and fares
www.locatienet.nl
Gives location and route maps (like mapquest in the US, for example). Important if you venture out to private addresses and clubs away from city centers
http://www.worldlingo.com/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html
Translator website (similar AltaVista Babelfish)
http://rld-info.com
General info on the Amsterdam Red Light district (has pictures and maps)
www.hookers.nl
Punter review site in Dutch, so you might need to use the translator website. Nevertheless, if you are lazy, you can usually infer by the number of posts how good/popular a lady is. The icons (like thumbs up, smiley faces, etc.) should also give some indication. Using this website could save you anger and euros. This is very important in the Amsterdam RLD especially. Hence, find a few well discussed (= fucked) ladies and then jot down her name and address. When in Rome, do who the Romans do.
www.sexplezier.net
General website (in Dutch) with advertisements for escorts, clubs, swinger events, etc. There are quite a few websites like this one so it is by no means authoritative or complete. Yet, it is free to use and a quick way to find some addresses. In addition, the website tries to screen out scams and fakers, so the info is reliable.
All,
Since I had nuttin' better to do: A Dutch phrasebook (made up not by me...):
""amsterdam phrasebook
learn the lingo
useful language from our non-tourist phrase book:
compiled by Foggy
"I need an ambulance, the spiders are everywhere and I'm really quite scared"
Dutch: Ik heb een ambulance nodig, er zijn overal spinnen en ik ben heel erg bang.
Phonetic: Ick hep un um-boo-luns-uh no-digg, ur sign over-ul spin-nun en ick ben hail air-gggh bung.
"I'm sorry - I've had too much to drink"
Dutch: "Sorry - ik heb te veel gedronken".
Phonetic: Sorry, Ick hep *** fale gggggu-dronk-ken
(the G sound in Dutch is the sound you make whilst dislodging phlegm stuck in the back of your throat)
"Do you charge by the hour, or by the inch?"
Dutch: "Rekent u per uur, of per centimeter?"
Phonetic: Ray-**** ooo purr oo-err, ov purr cent-e-may-***?
"Hi, is it busy inside tonight?"
Dutch: "Hoi, is het vanavond druk?"
Phonetic: Hoy, isss ut van-are-fond drrrr-uck
(Roll your R's)
"I'm here on holiday, my Grandmother is Dutch"
Dutch: Ik ben hier met vakantie, mijn oma komt uit Nederland
Phonetic: Ick ben here met far-****-see, mine oh-mar kom-t out Neigh-der-lund
"Ajax/Feyenoord are the greatest team in the world"
Dutch: Ajax/Feyenoord is de beste club van de wereld.
Phonetic: I-yacks/Faye-yun-noard iss duh bes-*** clup vun duh were-held
"I have diplomatic immunity"
Dutch: Ik heb diplomatische immuniteit.
Phonetic: Ick hep deep-low-mat-ish-uh im-mune-eee-tight
"So, Tulips are great aren't they?"
Dutch: Tulpen zijn gaaf he?
Phonetic: Tull-pen sign gggggarf huh?
"I appear to have soiled myself, could you please call me a taxi?"
Dutch: Ik heb mezelf lichtelijk bevuild, kunt u een taxi voor mij bestellen?
Phonetic: Ick hep muh-self ligggg-tuh-like buh-foult, **** ooh un taksi for my best-helen
"So, what's a nice girl/boy like you doing in a place like this?"
Dutch: Wat doet een leuke meid/jongen als jij nou in een tent als deze?
Phonetic: Wot doot un low-kuh my-d/yong-un arls yigh now in un tent arls day-zuh?
"How much is it?"
Dutch: Hoeveel kost dat?
Phonetic: Who-fail cost duht?
"Please pump my stomach"
Dutch: Kunt u alstublieft mijn maag leegpompen?
Phonetic: **** ooh ul-stew-bleeft mine margh lay-gh-pom-pun?
"Don't tell my girlfriend / wife / boyfriend / husband"
Dutch: Vertel het niet aan mijn vriendin/vrouw/vriend/man.
Phonetic: Fur-tell ut neet on mine vrin-din/frau/vrint/mun.
"Doctor, it really burns/stings/itches"
Dutch: Dokter, het brandt/prikt/jeukt .
Phonetic: Dock-tor, hut bran-t/prick-t/yoke-t""
-Right, now you won't make a fool of yourself on your next visit:D!, Freeler-
Important Advice:
If you are coming to Holland do yourself a favor and go to:
www.hookers.nl
This is a review site by and for punters, nothing commercial and no need to pay for access.
The only problem is that it is in Dutch but you can use a translator website. As a short cut: the best girls have the most reviews and there are also numeric scores and icons that indicate the quality (e.g., thumbs up, smileys). The addresses and maps are also given.
This will save you lots of time and minimize bad experiences. There are many working girls in the Amsterdam RLD especially who do the absolute minimum to get your 50 euros. They know they can get away with it because you are a foreign tourist and are unlikely to make a fuzz. Also, the police can't or will not do anything anyway.
I like Amsterdam and the Dutch people. The RLDs was cool. It was not as big and doesnt have as many girls as I thought it would. I went to 3 or 4 RLDs and only one was good sized. I've heard that it was a huge RLD and I've been to bigger RLDs. But it was a very beautiful RLD. And the world's most famous. Because it has become so famous the price has gone up and the service very rushed and sometimes very poor.
There's really no need to carry a phrasebook. All the Dutch speak superb English. Better than all the other Europeans except, well, the English. The Dutch's English sounds like Americans'.
Freeler,
That was excellent.
How could anyone possibly go wrong after learning your selection of phrases.
Cheers
Tony
Made my first trip ever to Amsterdam. It was a lot of fun and I cannot wait to go back!
If you are connecting from the States to somewhere in Europe, I highly recommend connecting through Amsterdam Schipol -- airport code AMS. The airport is very clean, has great shops and restaurants, and everyone speaks English very well. Ninety minutes after I landed, I was in Amsterdam Central Station, and could have been there faster if I had a little more knowledge.
There is a train running from AMS to Central Station in Amsterdam city. I fumbled a bit with buying a train ticket from a machine. The ticket machines are easy to find, but there is no English instruction on them, and I could not see where it was possible to put paper bills in them. I noted that several others were having the same problem. Then I noticed a large counter off to one side of the huge transport connection area that said "Train Tickets and Services", so I headed over there. The lines were long, but it took me about five minutes to buy a round trip ticket to Central Station for 6 Euros and some change. The man at the counter told me exactly how to get to the train, downstairs and follow the signs. The trains come often, and I waited no more than finve minutes. It was only a 15 minute ride. Curiously, no one asked for my ticket either coming or going, the doors open I got on the doors open, I got off. I didn't see anyone asking for tickets anywhere, but I would assume you should have one.
Once at Central Station, I walked up the stairs and out into the tram area. If you walk just a little bit to the south and west, there is an information and services building. I went in and it was very easy to buy a 24 hour tram pass, another 6 Euros and change. The lady spoke excellent English and was very polite.
I would recommend that you plan your routes before you get to Amsterdam, and get a good tram map. That's all you need! The trams are wonderful -- clean, easy to use, and I never ever waited long for them. There is a great color tram map on the back of a little book that bought at Borders called "Amsterdam Pocket City Guide", St Martin's Press. I used this all day to very easily navigate around on the trams, and with a 24 hour ticket, it is simple to just get on the tram and get off as often as you like. I suppose it is cheaper to buy the strips, but it seemed confusing to me to know about the zones and how many to stamp. With the pass, you don't have to worry about any of that.
I would also mention that you might have options about changing money. The $/Euro rate was 0.81 when I left the States. In the US airport, they offered a rate of 0.72 plus commissions. At Schipol (AMS) it was 0.76 plus commission. I noticed in Amsterdam directly south of Central Station there are several change places adverting "NO Commission" and their rate was 0.78.
If you want a decent Amsterdam map, you can get one onlin: www.amsterdam.info/map but I really did not use it. It was a little bit helpful to know some of the general layout of the city.
Another tip: If you are booking your flights online, you can get a longer layover and more control over what flights you want by going directly to the airline web sites. If you use the usual booking sites, they will only give you options for a few hours layover. I was able to get a 12 hour layover by purchasing my USA-AMS flight seprate from the inter-Europe flight. The only drawback is you have to exit through customs and then check in again, but that proved to be no problem. I was also able to check in for the evening flight in advance as soon as I got to Schipol and leave my carry on luggage there. Also, they have rentable lockers for luggage at Schipol for 5 Euros up to 24 hours.
The best information for sex is at www.ignatzmice.com where you will find detailed RLD info and also good writeups on the private houses.
Dependable,
Thanks for that dependable report, just some remarks:
"Curiously, no one asked for my ticket either coming or going, the doors open I got on the doors open, I got off. I didn't see anyone asking for tickets anywhere, but I would assume you should have one."
Though you might not always see a 'conducteur', a geek in uniform checking your tickets, it is wise to have a ticket; the fines are steep and the waste of time is annoying if you get caught.
Traintickets are also available from vendingmachines in the baggage claim area at Schiphol (AMS) airport.
You must have a valid ticket from the moment you enter the platform area until the moment you leave the platform area at your destination.
"a round trip ticket to Central Station for 6 Euros and some change."
All please note that round-trip ticket in Holland is called 'retour' and is often translated into the English 'return'. Any Dutch train ticket is valid from 4am-4am next morning. If you stay the night, you will need two one-way ('enkel') tickets - not a round-trip.
All ticketvending machines accept ATM cards - some ticketvending machines accept CreditCards aswell. CreditCards however cannot be used at the ticket counters!
Tickets bought at ticket counters carry a €0,50 surcharge over the vendingmachine tickets.
WARNING,
A MAJOR publictransport strike is in the making for Thursday, October 14:(.