Massage shop girl serendipity
Well the massage girl experiment took a while to get off the ground. The night before I spotted a place on the same Soi where my hotel was located (SP Sweet Hotel: please avoid), but the girls were not out when I cruised by. But on the next Soi up I spotted a place with a neon guitar sign so I went to investigate. And right beside it was a massage shop with a welcoming mamasan and a few cute girls. So I opted for a two hour, 500 baht Thai massage from a Chiang Mai girl who spoke no English. But sexy as hell. And just two days into the job! Serendipity.
My modus operendi in these situations is to make the girl work to get me into a "happy ending" mood, and unless they are very good, I usually decline. Anyway, this girl's massage skills were among the worst I've ever come across, but she had other redeeming features. In my experience, you always know that something good is going to happen when they lay their body down on you and start teasing you with their hair when the start into the neck massage. And sure enough, that's what happened. It was her was of signally that she was up for something more than just a Thai massage.
When the flip happened, she started with the legs and then, when it came to the package, she removed the towel and expressed both surprise and admiration. Who among us doesn't like that? The hopeless massage continued, but it eventually brought her to the point where our faces where just a few inches apart, at which point – unbidden. She leaned in to kiss me. So I repeat, who among us doesn't like that. And it was a great, lingering, wet kiss. And before I knew it, her hand had found it's way back to the package and – again unbidden – so did her mouth, and I was soon enjoying one of the sweetest blow jobs ever. After a while, her panties came off and I reciprocated with some oral play. Then the condom came out, but the oral play had left me a little soft so we agreed that we would meet after work and get down to business in a way that would put more money in her pocket. So now I wait in my hotel room for round two.
Massage shop girls: they are a lot less certain, but they are often a lot more fun.
Thank you for interesting reporting
[QUOTE=WildBillLewis;2092315]After the disappoint of the night before with Ms Massage (and given that I could no longer stand the smell of the pillows at the SP Sweet Hotel), I went looking for a new hotel. Tried two rooms at the Paramount Palace: all manner of things didn't work, but the killer was the internet. Tried three rooms at the Oscar: all smelled of either smoke or oil paint. Decided to try the he Jia adjacent to the place where I met Ms Massage. And as I was walking toward it, who should I spy but Ms Massage. We renewed acquaintances and I was pleasantly surprised when that led to an afternoon session in my new room: no money involved. I was even more pleasantly surprised when the session turned out even better than our first encounter.
So I booked her for the night: the massage shop mamasan might not have known about the afternoon tryst but she wasn't going to give one of her girls away free for the whole night. Strangely, I had the option of paying 350 ringitt for the night or 4,000 baht. Now 350 ringitt is roughly equivalent to 2,800 Thai baht. So of course I paid in Ringitt. Dannok being a border town, and with most of the punters coming from Malaysia, the local currency of preference is about evenly split between baht and ringitt, but many of the merchants seem to have trouble figuring out how to equate the two. In some hotels, you're better off (by 15-20%) paying in one currency. And in others it is the reverse. In the he Jia, for example, I could pay 750 baht or 120 ringitt (equivalent to 950 baht!) Very strange!
I have now been in Dannok for three days and I have to say that I find it to be an impressive place in so many ways. The streets are all in good repair. Same with the sidewalks: Buenos Aires could learn a thing or two from the civic engineers in Dannok! Construction of new hotels seems to be booming. Even the police seem well-behaved: I saw one policeman with a Go-Pro-like device on his helmet. In some states in the southern USA, devices like that have had the effect of curbing abuses of authority by the police. Perhaps they will have a similar effect in Thailand: Lord knows Thailand could benefit from less police corruption.
One other point of note for mongers. I have been walking the streets of Dannok for three days now and I don't think I've seen another Caucasian. There are some Thai women who don't care for Caucasians. There are some who are indifferent. Then there are the Thai women who like and prefer Caucasians, which makes this a seller's market if you're Caucasian and can locate the buyers.
Leaving tomorrow. But I'm sure glad I came.[/QUOTE]Thank you for interesting reporting. How did you travel to Dannok? I will see if I can combine a visit to Penang seems quite accessible by car.