The Crown Plaza bar is not third world
[QUOTE=Mariomarengo;1232666]Nairobi is third world not Europe or Us or England so pay third world prices 2500 or 3000 Kes no more[/QUOTE]He said he didn't want to leave the Crown Plaza. He will not get a girl for Ksh 2500 from the bar there. He wouldn't if it would be 5th world. Its his choice to stay there and not leave the place.
Deodorant needed, but hotties all the same.
Early impressions of nairobi so far, for someone who has never been, regulars already know it:
Arrived early Thursday on Kenya airways flight from BKK. Kenya airways seats possibly the smallest I have ever.
Had, but the 8. 5 hour flight was ok and service pretty good. Through immigration in about 5 minutes and bag was first on carousel,
Too easy. Within 20 minutes of landing I had my bag. Heading out the doors I gave my customs declaration to a cute girl sitting behind a desk. Her and her friends giggled and then I realised they were the taxi service chicks. Paid 1700KSH for the yellow taxi into the CBD, may have overpaid but the girl was very cute. 200 KSH who cares. Checked into Chester House no problems, very large room overlooking the CBD. From my balcony I can actually watch the honeys going into Madhouse on Koinage St. Surprised that the room has no aircon and no fan, but the nights are cool compared to Bangkok. Good wifi internet included.
Anyhow, had a walk around the town. Sat down in Simmers for a very expensive Heineken around lunch time. The place is ugly and hot and the waitress had major attitude, won't be going back there in a hurry even if it was early when I went. A few older girls sitting around, nothing decent. Had lunch and dinner at the Java House coffee shop / restaurant just up the road from CH, in a side street off Koinage just after the markets. The coffee is good and the meals fresh and tasty. Probably expensive for nairobi? But for 700KSH had a good meal everytime. This place is packed everyday and plenty of young girls hanging out, I'm sure could be chatted up if I could be bothered LOL.
There is a Nakumatt store in the mall in Moktar Daddah street, near the Terminal Hotel I think. Its good for picking up supplies and has alcohol. Picked up a bottle of Gin and some coke for a few on the balcony before heading out. The city has a good vibe at night, I like it so far. I had no problems walking alone day or night, even though as a 6'4 white guy I stick out like dogs balls. If anyone wants to keep fit when here in Nairobi (aside from horizontal bed dancing) there is a small gym just around the corner from CH on Koinage St, Premier Fitness. Looked ok. 600KSH for casual visit. Avoid the Fiesta restaurant on 3rd floor of Chester House. Terrible food IMO.
Thursday night in Madhouse started very quiet. I got there too early (10pm) and was the only guy there. Chatted to the first girl who came over and bought her a drink just for the conversation, guess I was bored LOL. The cuties started rolling in and this one with me wasnt my type, so I excused myself and had a walk around. On my way back in, this cutie latches on to me and follows me to 3rd floor. Shit! I had my eye on this tall one with huge tits and killer body dancing slow on the dancefloor alone. She was hot and she knew it. Regulars to Madhouse would know this girl, a few foreign guys chatted to her like they knew her but obviously her asking price was high. Anyhow, this clingon was backing up to me as I'm standing at the bar. She grabs my hand with a smile on her face and guides it to her arse. She's wearing a skirt, and as my hand makes its way down her arse to her pusssy, hmmm no knickers. A wet juicy pussy with no panties. Excellent. Had a little play and figured she deserved a drink, especially after she sucked my two fingers dry that had just been up her pussy LOL not shy this one. She undid my jeans zipper and wanted to get my dick out at the bar, pissed as I was I stopped her, that going a bit far I thought, although have done many times upstairs at LA cafe, Philippines haha. Thought best to behave myself and not offend anyone on my first night in Kenya haha Still had my eye on the tall one with big tits but couldn't get rid of this crazy one. I now know what guys mean when they say the Kenyan girls are clingy.
Earlier in the night, in between girls coming over to me, a young cute one pinched me on the bum and continued over to her friends. At various times she would appear to catch my eye and a waitress I was chatting to had been quizzed by her also, talk about the local network. By the time she came over she knew my name, where I was staying and how long I'd been here in nairobi. All wrong as I never tell my real name, real hotel and I bullshit about being here before and travelling around . But impressive nonetheless. Well she looked like Rhianna with longer hair this girl. 23 she said, no kids and cute as a button. Was 2am by this stage and decided she would be the one. Her friend hit me up for a redbull (no problem) but hitting me up for the taxi ride home alone, my fault because I was taking her friend LOL, was a bit rich and told her so. Which reminds me, if I had given money to everyone that night who had asked / hinted for it (bouncer, waiter, beggars, working girls, their friends etc) I would be broke LOL, the Kenyans definitely arent shy to ask for money, quiet the opposite to Asia in my experience.
Anyhow, this girl and I discussed going on a bus today to a place she said was about 1 hour outside nairobi. Sounded suss to me so went along with the idea until it was time for her to leave this afternoon. Back at the room, a few drinks on balcony and a relaxing blow job. Promising start. Got her tits out on the balcony, big but floppy. I doubted that she had told the truth about no kid, but will have to sample other Kenyan titties to compare. For 23, I was surprised how flabby her tits were, but good fun bags anyway. Showered together and I made sure she washed good. Is it just me or do the Kenyan girls have serious body odour issues? Every girl I spoke to last night, probably 20 or so all up, every girl had bad BO. Seems like they either don't shower or don't use deodorant. Most of them breath was ok when kissed a few. Anyhow, another good BBBJ in shower and the sight of that beautiful dark brown skin all soapy and the gorgeous bubble butt was great. I smiled to myself, I was in Kenya. Mongering heaven.
Yeah I've dragged on, sorry. The bedtime fun was great, unhurried and she was good at her job. Munched on her juicy pink pussy in a 69 for a long time, it was sweet and tasted good. She was up for all positions except doggy, said it hurt her? Slept for 12 hours, we waking every now and then to kiss / fuck. I think we fucked about 6 times overall (I'm no stud, just inspired by her gorgeous butt and powered by a little green pill LOL) , and she never complained once. A positive over the asian girls. But I sensed she was trying to put in a good performance because she knew I was staying for awhile. Anyhow, as good and sweet as she was, I made an excuse to meet friends tonight and told her I will call tomorrow to meet up, which I probably will. There are so many hotties out there and I don't want to be tied down to one on this my first trip. About money? She was playing the GFE and I could have played along, but I'm not going to try to con the girl into thinking a relationship is on the cards for the sake of saving 20 bucks. So I gave her 1500KSH said it was for her trip home and to get some food. She smiled, and although we both knew it was a business transaction, no offences were made. She did not refuse the money (obviously) and she did not ask for more. And by giving money I don't feel like I am obliged to see her again if I choose not to. So first night, only spent about 50 bucks all up for girls drinks, my drinks and the 1500KSH I gave her. Had a great night and just thinking of a new destination tonight, hopefully where I'm not likely to run into Rhianna, but knowing my luck, I will for sure. LOL. Forgot to try for some photos, will try tonight to repay the guys who are regular posters and sharers of information I have relied on for this trip. Cheers.
B O observations by Anzac
I believe BO is very rarely only an indicator of lack of hygiene (I usually find Africans washing themselves more often and more thoroughly than most Eurpoeans, especially Northern Europeans ).
It's more likely that what you smell and taste on their skin is the food they eat and the open charcoal fire they cook it on which lingers on in their hair. Chances are you get used to it and will even miss it when you get back to BKK or any other place populated by flatassed girls!
I Wasn't Going To Respond, But I Couldn't Let This Slide By
[quote=sir van koff; 1234650]thanks for the excellent report. try mombasa next time. much more laid back.
bo. even if they washed more than you, they'd still have bo. it has got something to do with a missing type of sweat gland in some races, and hence the lack of bo. you can find different types of bo on chinese, koreans, arabs, indians, africans. i kinda like the spicy african one, but in moderation. call me kinky.[/quote]fellow monger. i am writing this from an objective standpoint. first, disclosures are in order. i am a black man. i am not easily offended (so i don't own an naacp membership card and have sharpton or jesse on speed dial). i have mongered all over the world. i have friends of all races and ethnicities and i have been with women of all races and ethnicities. i studied a major that called upon one to have great observational and analytical skills. i have a very sensitive nose when it comes to odors.
so my observations have led me to find that everybody has some sort of body odor. all people who sweat will smell sour (repeatedly wet a wash cloth for a week and you will see what i am talking about). it is true that the smell associated with some ethnicities stem from their diet (think asians like thais, koreans). growing up, i noticed that the native american (american indian) kids had a perculiar odor and that some of the white kids smelled like pigs (swine). blacks have a deep musky smell (perhaps due to the high testerone).
the key difference though is that despite the smells, i have found most of the black women (including african) to be cleaner than the white chicks i have been with. now my sample of white chicks is small so i won't conclude as some would that black women are cleaner than white women (i would need to have been with just as many white women as black women to even draw some sort of conclusion). so the key to my last statement is "the chicks i have been with". now i have been with black chicks that washed before and after we got down, and their cats were nice and fresh. i have also been with black chicks who thought their muff was clean and even after "leading the horse to water" still couldn't get them to "scrub that ass". nothing worse than the smell of ass while hitting it doggy style. similarly, i have been with a few white chicks who washed right before our session and as i was working my way down to the smooth peach, caught a whiff of shit which meant the chick had only water washed the pussy and ass but hadn't used a soapy towel to scrub the dirt away. i have also been with a number of asian chicks, and had a glorious time with several both overseas and in us who were very clean. but i have had a few whose pie holes stank to high heaven (philippines). it is also true that many of the african girls either do not use deordorant or use ones that are not effective. that is largely a supply issue as i have found myself needing to purchase anti-perspirant in kenya and uganda and the best i could find was dial aerosol (puzzles me why you can't find secret solid anti-perspirant in africa). so what i am saying is don't paint all blacks with the same brush, and don't attribute it to something clearly with a racist assumption when it is not factual.
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Nairobi girl. 25 years. 5'10 with body to die for. Pics don't do her justice
Fun and Sun and other blokes who post pics, cheers. A few hurried ones I took to share, hope to get more over coming weeks. This girl was hot in the bed and her legs really were the stairway to heaven. She has the body of an olympic sprinter and the stamina of a marathon runner. Needless to say I couldn't keep up and as soon as I saw that arse doggy style over the sofa, I was gone LOL anyhow, she decided to finish herself off with the KY. LOL. Great chick. Cheers
