Tijuana erotic massage parlors
Last night, I went to Massages Cheaters on Flores Magon between Revolucion and Constitucion. I'd say 100% avoid. I understand that most of the massage parlors around downtown are strictly legit, but this place is basically a *****house with a massage front. (Also, it has a bar attached; although, I can't imagine ever having a drink there.) Place is owned and run by some smarmy, fair skinned padrote, staffed by cute enough, but too fat for me, girls who obviously couldn't get jobs as dancers. Anyhow, the padrote says $40 US for the massage. I said I didn't have dollars (a lie) so he agreed to $720 MXN. The fattish "Karine" took me upstairs to a decent enough room, rubbed a little cream on me while I quizzed her on pricing. Basically, $80 for sex (and I had just paid $80 for a fabulous hour with a hot sexy teen in my hotel room three hours before), which I thought was too much, so I said what about a BJ or a HJ? That was going to be $50 . With condom. I asked HJ with a condom? Well, even I would never ever agree to that, so I gave her $200 MXN for essentially nothing. All told, a total total waste of time and money. Never again!
Just to confirm, I stopped in for a look at a smaller erotic massage parlor across the street (next to Revolucion) from Hotel Ticuan (where I stayed). It was the same set up and pricing. Not tempting.