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Chief.....I can assure you that that is not a joke. I'm at the house here in Nl right now and that is going to happen at midnite unless I drop dead or the IRS comes and kidnaps me for a vacation at one of their country clubs in the staes!
Oh shit Chief! that joke!!!! I've already consumed 2/3's of a bottle of Fidels best imported Rum!
... Boarderjumper yes that joke that you posted. I guess that I should posted it a better way but I was drinking a few already myself. Oh well it is a night to get f u c k u p and have a good time.
...Chief
same here. fixin to take a trip out to BT and see what's shaking so I can tender an experts observation. BTW, if you have AIM, my screen name is tamilaupas
A few weeks back ,had an alley girl, negotiated for 150pesos for FS,CBJ & tits exposed (lots of alley girls want to keep the top on and no touchin or suckin on the tits.....)this gal made a double donut size padded "toilet paper" ring around my lower unit to act as an penetration limiter so could not penetrate deep,deep in... i'm talkin two comdoms also , she spent 20 min. in preparation of this .. I glanced at the trash can it must of had 30 condoms visible and who knows how many underneath .and she doesnt share a room , maybe she was sore ..and said she had only been in BT a week....& I believe it!! after the bolt and spacer washer experience I went to the bar at left corner of the second to last alley ( walking east ) towards the compound entr. some were fine, some had a little pooche (gut) & some had droopy milkers ,the prices seemed fair, I had a beer ,chatted with the chics & split to catch my bus ...........Oh ,anybody seen any chicas with armpit hair in NL?? , Hey bigrick, I will have to see the milkers on that alley girl.............Chango
Ok, here's my trip report for last night (31st of Dec.) I had new years eve and new years day off from work so I decided that I might as well head down to boys town, however my car started to act up so I decided to try something new - greyhound. I took the city bus (capmetro here in Austin) to the greyhound bus station and caught a bus at 2:50pm which brought me to laredo by 8:00. Once I got to laredo, I got something to eat and headed to BT around 9, and it was absolutely DEAD. Papagayo's had maybe 10 girls working, and all the clubs were closed except for the western (which I hear is TV country so I stick away) and TA-BU which didn't open until 10. I decided to catch a taxi back into downtown NL and hung out at some bars until 11pm. I then headed back and went to TA-BU. I met a beautiful chica who turned 19 on 1/1. She really got me going, however she wasn't willing to do anything more than the table dance.. When I asked her to go with me to a room she said she was "nervous." I ended up getting rid of my "pent up" desire on a street girl and headed back to papagayo's. I was amazed by the number of beautiful ladies here, however the down side was that they were all new year's partiers and not "working girls". I then headed back to TA-BU and found another beautiful woman and proceeded to have sex with her for $60 + 10 for the room. Right after that, I headed back to the greyhound station, borded the bus at 3am and got back to austin by 8:25. Besides the 1 hr layover, the bus trip wasn't that bad - much better than trying to stay awake and driving myself. Bus fare was rather high, though. It ran 60.50 round trip. I'll probably head back down later this month to celebrate my birthday.
-hodoggie
Kosher has just arrived home in Austin, after spending New Years Eve in BT. Kosher was pre-warned by mongers with more MX experience than himself that New Years eve would be dead, but Kosher is stubborn and sinks or swims on own, so went down anyway. BT was dead. Usually on a busy night about 80-90% of the doors have girls in them. Last night about 1/15 doors had a worker. PimpDaddys was closed, so was Hollywood nights, Maribu shut the gates after midnight and the donkey show was stopped...Tamykos had one guy in there and some sad looking gals. Papagayos was only place happening as well as the TaBu strip club. I didnt know until today that u can get laid in there, thought lap dances only. I guess thats what happens behind those red screens. Kosher fucked two alley girls, the first one sucked, not worth mentioning. 2nd one is across from Pimp Daddys and always wears a little ' green schoolgirl' looking skirt..OK service, did the trick. Kosher was heartbroken that Annabella wasnt at Papagayos last night however, in a night that seemed headed towards misery, Kosher found a new regular. The girls all recognized me and knew right away it was an opportunity to ' steal' Annabellas biz and all offered me 50-60 for a visit while the same girls asked for ochenta from others. I guess there is a benefit to being a regular there and seen often. Annabella will now have to share rights to the Gringo known as KosherCowboy with Stefanie for now on. Stefanie is about 5'3, huge breasts with dark nipples that get pointy, a tight pussy with a nice haircut ( trim), and was tons of fun, 27 years old. She sucks well, and what really excited Kosher and what earned her a place on my reg list was the fact she screwed me with great enthusiasm and put lots of effort in when it was taking me 4ever to blow my nuts. Every thrust I made in to her was met with a powerful upwards thrust of hers, she matched my every move, wrapped her arms around me tight, and made all kinds of noices and grunts in Spanish. When I emptied my balls in to her pussy she wrapped her arms around me and pulled me in tight so I could get a better shot off, and at same time she squeezed her muscles :)Stefanie is a must see! The bottom line is BT SUCKS on New Years, but being a seasoned monger, Kosher was able to find a wonderful piece of fish in a pond that upon arrival to BT looked to be pretty desolate and empty.
KosherCowboy: Will have an extremely difficult time jerking off tonight due to the fact I will have to choose between Stefanie and Annabella when its time to cum!
Chango it sounds like we made the right decision, see you this weekend.
JT's New Years Resolution for 2002 (of which he met with flying colors):
Fuck 100 girls from over 40 countries in over 15 countries: i.e., I was fortunate to have had girls in England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany, Austria, Slovakia, Ukrain, Hungary, Czech Republic, Spain, Portugal, and almost one in Afghanistan (damn religious hardliners). I made it to Boy's Town 4 times, while in Afghanistan and Jamaica for almost half the year. I even had my first Black chick(s) while in Jamaica for a month. All in all, I still love my latinas. There is just something about the olive skin, the language, the culture and the aggressiveness of latinas!
JT's 2003 New Years Resolution: To double my quota from last year and to make it to Thailand and back to Europe. I also want to visit my Mexican beauties in BT at least 5 times.
Viva Mexico!! Happy New Years Everyone. Without all of you, I would have been totally lost at finding pussy in the countries that I have visited.
Here is my New Years Eve report for NL/BT. I left out of Dallas at 1:30 pm, arrived BT about 8:45 and my first thoughts were why did you just drive 450 miles?? Oh well, side from that, I said im here now so lets make the best of it, It was dead but it got better later. I parked my truck inside papaguyos compound and went in and had a couple of beers looking round and wondering who if any of these guys were Beavis, Kosher, Hodoggie etc. Well I kinda wondered round here and there, drinking beer, checking out prospects, finally the urge hit me when i saw a room girl in the center street area that i liked, she said fuckey/suckey 20.00, I said 15.00, she say ok but no suckey, we go in, close the door, she looks better in the lite, so I tell her ok 20.00. fifteen minutes later, Im in another bar drinking beer looking round some more, still kinda wondering why i made the drive. I then walk to my truck at Papa's, get my cell phone and call Borderjumper, He said him and the wife might come out, but i never saw them, I then meet Fellow *****mongers Sam and Wilson, we wonder the streets some and bars some more when we finally venture into Ta-bu's, BINGO................JACKPOT, me Sam and Wilson are greeted at the door By the waiters and 3 pretty damn fine latina's, I hook up with a tall one named Veronica, height and weight proportinate, damn fine long black hair just past her shoulders, nice ass with a smaller rack, still just what borderbanger was looking for!!! we sit there drinking beer with the girls as they go through their dance rotation, we are tipping the shit outta the dancers, the waiters.......having a good time, Me and Sam decide its time to run to the ATM round the corner at the PEMEX, which we do, and then we are back at Ta-Bu and our chicas are there at our table waiting on us, here we are again partying, drinking beer with our chicas in our laps showing us all the attention that they can, finally I feel the need so me and Veronica negotiate 60.00 plus 10 for the room, keep in mind I have allready tipped the shit outta this one, we get in the room, strip off our clothes, she's like damn ............. borderbanger is pleased Veronica is impressed with his manhood, we start off with the bj while i play with her pussy and titties, she then wraps him in his blanket and we are at it missionary, doggy, her on top, me on top, finally I came deep inside her with her wrapping those long legs around me and her hugging the shit outta me, we then lay there for a few more mins, get up and put our clothes on and rejoin everyone else in the bar, more beers and partying, next thing i know its 6:45 in the morning, its lite outside of Ta-Bu's, standing at the entrance to Ta-bu's, Veronica gives me a big hug and a kiss goodbye, I tell her I will be back Saturday, she seemed happy. I was damn happy, I slept in my truck for a couple of hours, then drove around the complex till i saw another room girl in the center street area, I thought what the hell and banged her for 20.00. Now im in my truck, im heading to the bridge to go home, yee haw back in Texas..............63 miles up 35, DPS nailed me at 85 in a 70. no talking him outta it, He smiled and said Welcome back to Texas. Guys all in all I had a great new years in BT. I need email address's for you guys like Kosher , Beavis, Hodoggie etc.etc. Me and Hopper are making the trip back on this Saturday from Dallas, would like to meet up with our fellow *****mongers for a big Saturday nite *****monger bash. After reading the previous posts, I see that hodog and kosher were there, did any of yall see me, Im 6'1" tall, I had on a ball cap, KSCS t shirt, Army Field Jacket, wranglers and boots??? P.S. Kosher Cowboy gets the shithouse poet award for 2002
Kosher is konsidering a visit now to meet fellow mongers and see his favorite kourtesans. Kosher has a kontract pending here in town so won't know until 4-5 o klock on Saturday if he will be able to kum for sure. If Kosher arrives he will wear the same klothes as last time while at Klub papagayos. Short sleeve Grey shirt with a kollar, jeans, and brown boots, a belt, with my cell phone klipped to it. I remember talking to a fellow guy about the location of an ATM in Papas and telling him there was one at the gas station. I wonder if that was you. Seems like TaBU will now be a new hangout for Kosher. Kosher will now take a break and head home to his kasa, where he will become Kosher Kannabis and katch a buzz!
KosherCowboy: Kosher wants to say on Mex side of border but is addicted to kannabis as well as kumming, so feels safer kumming back across border to US rather than bringing kannabis to his hotel in Mex...If it were safe to bring a tiny bit of kannabis to my room in MX I would stay on that side and save $ on a hotel. Plus, I could bring a kourtesan back to my hotel and shoot kum up her kunt all night !!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by borderbanger
[call Borderjumper, He said him and the wife might come out, but i never saw them, [/i][/QUOTE]
But we saw you banger and thought we'd better not interrupt you with that infamous, er, lady on your arm! I'm curious. Where do they hide their dicks at!!!!
KC....enuff with the fucki "K" mano. I got me a monumental hangaround due do the absorption of too much of Tio Fidel's outstanding distillation of the cane!
BB...Just kidding hoss. We were going to come out and got swamed withsome unexpected visitors from Houston. Lola's 86 y.o. daddy wanted me to take him out there but you got to draw the line somewhere. You don't go whoring with your father inlaw!!! going back to work tomorrow. Possibly check out TJ next week with luck. Back in NL in a week. You guys enjoy!
Borderbanger sorry I missed you. It sounds like you had a good time though. That is the great thing about living in the great state of Texas is having the ultimate playground in your backyard. I too got a greeting from Texas finest last time I was coming home. It was 3:30 in the morning and I am doing 70 in a 60. Fortunately all he gave me was a warning. I was about 5 miles from home and didnt want to end agreat evening with a ticket, phew!!! I cnaged my mind at the last minute on the advice of a man who has been going there for years. He told me it would be the deadest night of the year but thats the good thing about BT no matter how dead it is you can always find something.
I won't be able to make it tomorrow night either as I am in Piedras Negras and tomorrow night will be in Allende. I will pass on any info so have a good one.
Beavis a couple a months ago as I was driving through Allende from Peidras Negras I remember seeing a mens club called Pappagayos this one was on the right side of the road as you're going south before the Allende check point may be worth checking out.
Borderbanger, Kosher Kowboy, Hodoggie, etc, would like to meet some of you fellow mongers, let me know where you'll be or what you're wearing.....micjagger2003@austin.rr.com