Bringing your Colombian to Cancun
A client / Friend just PM'd me to say that the group of Paisa's he sent to Cancun got turned around and sent back to Medellin.
Reason was they didn't fit the tourist profile. They were grilled in airport for 2 hours.
Another red flag on immigration papers they checked off a address of a apartment they rented and not a hotel. Also they were beautiful.
Suggestions for going to Mexico. Go together. Go to a hotel. Go through immigration together. Not seperate. Holding hands or whatever couples do these days. Dress like typical tourists. The hotter your Colombian the more you should dumb up the tourist rolls.
He is now miserable and flying to Cartagena instead.
Girl prices in Cancun. $200 dollars for 30 minutes $900 for a all nighter. In the words of Calvin Coolidge. Phuck that.
Colombianas visiting Mexico
Interesting story by Bbrocs, back in Nov my novia and I visited a travel agency in MDE. The lady was the first to tell me about Mexico to be opened to Colombians in Dec. She also questioned why we did not have a notarized letter saying that we live together. She never explained why and I did not question her about it, thinking it not important. Now with your story I can see the need for one. So thanks for the "heads up", we are going to Cancun March 13. This will be our first trip outside Colombia together. We will visit a notaria in MDE before leaving. My novia fits the description as very very beautiful and much much younger than me, so possibly the flags would fly at Cancun customs.
Have done it 2 times and no more 4 me!
I have taken two girls to Mexico from Colombia, one to Cancun and the other to Cabo San Lucas, and never again, as I went through hell at immigration and customs, as immigration and customs are very well aware of Colombian girls and prostitution, and of course the money / drug trade. On both occasions we were taken aside separately and asked a hundred questions, many that were none of there fucking business. Also on both occasions our suitcases were checked. They are not only in the know about Colombians and prostitution, but are also on the look out for money being transported in and out of the country, and of course drugs. The last trip to Cabo sealed the deal for me, as it was a fucking nightmare, and I am in my late 30's, fluent in spanish, and in good shape, and the girls who I actually flew to Mexico with via Aviana and Aeromexico were 23 and 26 respectively. I would hate like hell to go through what I went through and not be able to speak spanish fluently, as the immigration and customs agents would have a field day with you. First flight was from Medellin the first week in December, and the 2nd from Bogota, which was on January 16th. MUCH MUCH better to go to San Andres!
Cancun is the worst fucking airport in the world!
I would recommend anyone traveling to avoid Cancun at all costs. It doesn't matter if you have a wedding band on and have a marriage licence. Their custom officials are addicted to screwing up foreigner's holidays. I went there once on a transfer flight only and those MF'ers caused me and my travel companion a missed flight that was totally unnecessary. They seem very interested in going through your valuables because you don't fit their profile as to what a tourist should be or look like? I am a frequent, frequent traveler and highly experienced in the ins and outs of travel. After causing me such major problems and creating my flight quagmire, I vowed to never return to that country for any reason whatsoever, and I haven't despite living within driving distance of that hell hole, Mexico. Why would anyone travel by air to that toilet hole is beyond me. Their immigration officials have "NEVER" been trained in customer service and are out to screw good natured people out of whatever they can get their hands out of. My personal opinion, they are just as corrupt as the average "Policeman" in the street trying to get a little propina on the side from tourists by phucking with them. Mexico is a mess and I don't recommend to anyone with any sense to go even to their best resort cities. They have no idea how to be hospitable to anyone even their bread and butter "tourists". The State Department has posted several travel warnings to Mexico. They should IMHO post a warning also about their retarded customs and immigration personnel.
[QUOTE=Bbrocs; 1391273]A client / Friend just PM'd me to say that the group of Paisa's he sent to Cancun got turned around and sent back to Medellin.
Reason was they didn't fit the tourist profile. They were grilled in airport for 2 hours.
Another red flag on immigration papers they checked off a address of a apartment they rented and not a hotel. Also they were beautiful.
Suggestions for going to Mexico. Go together. Go to a hotel. Go through immigration together. Not seperate. Holding hands or whatever couples do these days. Dress like typical tourists. The hotter your Colombian the more you should dumb up the tourist rolls.
He is now miserable and flying to Cartagena instead.
Girl prices in Cancun. $200 dollars for 30 minutes $900 for a all nighter. In the words of Calvin Coolidge. Phuck that.[/QUOTE]