ISG Global mini-Conference @ Bernd's
The ISG Global mini-conference was a success by any number of measures.
The venue was Bernd's which is always a club to kick things off correctly. Expecting a Monday to be quiet but it wasn't as the ISG turnout added to a good number of guests to keep the house full. Unfortunately, the girl count was down so there were some unsatisfied wishes, but with ISG'ers this isn't unusual as they are a demanding lot.
5 Members were signed up and all 5 arrived on the appointed day. 4 ISG'ers "closed the place", as members would expect. A 6th member was there in spirit but he was excused due to other business. Glasses were raised to brother Jackyo. Cheers, Jackyo.
Perhaps the most striking thing about this conference was the sheer airmiles clocked up by the famous 5 to get to Germany for the conference on the morning and onto Bernd's for the day. I counted a total of 40 hours in the air overnight for the 5, plus travel in most cases from Frankfort to the 'Hof. Serious attention to mongering by this group.
Italy 1974 won the award for most travel to attend as well as putting himself into solid contention for the ISG ATA Award for the Most Serious Monger - 2008.
This gentleman left Bangkok after sessioning at the Eden Club, flew to Frankfurt overnight and drove up to 'Hof for opening time at 1:00 pm. Closed the 'Hof and was in good spirits for the duration. Doing 2 of the World's greatest mongering clubs in one day- Eden and Bernd's, amazing.
In attendance were, Iseeu, Italy1974, Boomer 10, Excess and Johnny Z.
Having gotten the organisational business out of the way, we proceeded to thoroughly enjoy ourselves. A few tense moments when Katja grew concerned about the high volume level of Italy 1974's descriptions of mongering deeds past but we did explain to the girls that he was Italian and a triffle jet lagged so they should cut him some slack which they did. In any event, a great day/evening at Bernd's was enjoyed by all.
I am sure that there will be individual reports provided in due course, but some of my highlights were:
Observing these serious mongers, it was evident that innate natural selection was in play. Independently and instinctively, the ISG'ers gravitated to the better providers. Much in favor with the merry ISG band were Monica, Debbie, Leonie, Katja and Djarmila as well as Boomer's beloved Mara. Girls missing on the day notably were Babsi and sorry to say, Jackyo, Svenja. Iseeu and Excess were both shocked and felt somewhat cheated by the absence of our beloved, Connie. The "Turrrreee" just wasn't the same.
Excess took one for the Team as it turned out. Always ready to do test runs, he tried a relatively new 'Hof addition to the line up Diana - a German girl, long dark hair, a scorpion inked on her side, 28 years old in a couple of weeks. She sports a cute and appealing look but carries a few extra pounds on her stomach - unlike any of the ISG'ers ;-)) A number of ISG'ers commented on her as an interesting possibility and it fell to Excess to try her and report.
In summary, Excess wasn't much impressed. - a girl with several NO's which can be OK (no CIM for example, limited digits), but for Excess somewhat disruptive was Diana's wish to check frequently if the positioning of the condom was in order. Applaud her attitude towards towards safe sex, but it did tend to put Excess off his timing and stride. Nothing really special on the work bench, and I do have the feeling that Diana will not have an extended stay at Bernd's. All things considered, Excess decided to exercise Sperm Management and refrained from completing from his side even though Diana was treated to DATY which she enjoyed. No hard feelings, simply a lack of the same on Excess' part.
Monica and Debbie among others were able of course to erase that session from the memory banks with practiced ease.
Other highlights.
Iseeu and Djarmilia decided to demonstate the fine arts on the couches to completion without waiting to make the few steps to a waiting room.
Unfortunately and sadly, ISG discipline had broken down momentarily and the other 4 had wandered off to inspect other rooms at the time.
Fortunately, Iseeu was an eye witness. He described his performance to us later as simply "magnificent". Djarmila, diplomat as she is, didn't contradict.
A very frequent local guest did not assist in the girl/guest ratio by insisting on having 2 girls with him in the glass room down stairs in every instance during the evening. Tanja, Rita, Djarmila, Diana, Mara, Monica were but a few who passed through his loins. One of his troikas featured as mentioned, Djarmila with Diana. After the first 1/2 hour Diana was dismissed and the guest carried on giving Djarmila a solid rodgering for another 1/2 hour. 'Nuff said, thought Excess.
I did see him as he excited from the club towards closing proceeding in stuffing Euro 50 bill 'tips' into the box with the girls names above it at the entrance. 3-4 girls received presents from this gentleman. Somewhat excessive thought Excess.
Another N. American unaffiliated with ISG was very active as well, locking up girls, usually duos for an hour at a time and filling much of his time in the rooms. Towards the end of the evening the ISG'ers were observed wandering around with their dicks in their hands for want of girls. Good spirits prevailed, of course.
Italy 1974 insisted that he enjoyed himself so much that a further ISG Global mini-conference be convened in the first quarter 2009 and to be held in Bangkok.
Johnny Z and Boomer both savoured the atmosphere and partook of a number of sessions which were reported back as being fully satisfactory. Johhny sampled a newish girl, Lara, a buxom and hefty blond who did not rub Johnny the wrong way with her bottle of baby oil and massage that reached all the parts that had been stressed on the flight across the pond. Just what the Doctor ordered reported Johnny Z.
Boomer held out well for most of the evening and was mostly true to his beloved Mara who was as usual a busy girl. When they got together it was touching to see old friends get acquainted once again.
Iseeu manfully kept up a torrid pace with several hour long sessions with Leonie and Katja. Concern grew over his physical state but not to fear as he always reappeared with a smile on his face.
In summary, an excellent ISG meeting and great to put faces to ISG handles. All good fun, some great sessions and no-one disgraced themselves in or out of the zimmers. Hard to believe that we had not met other than via ISG perviously. Iseeu and I enjoyed reminiscing about absent girls from the 'Hof. We did look up several time during the evening and thought that we saw Brandi and Michelle at their respective work benches in the keller. But no, it was our minds playing tricks.
Excesss? He too enjoyed himself without reserve. Thanks guys.
I wish I could have joined you!
[QUOTE=Excess]A 6th member was there in spirit but he was excused due to other business. Glasses were raised to brother Jackyo. Cheers, Jackyo.
Girls missing on the day notably were Babsi and sorry to say, Jackyo, Svenja. [/QUOTE]
Thanks, guys! I would have wanted to be there. Ach! [i]Dummgelaufen![/i], as they say.
I'm sure I would have made up for Svenja's absence somehow based on your description of the lineup that day.
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