Can't please all of the people...
Literary style is a matter of taste, but there’s no disputing Jane Austen: —"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a fuck”.
After relationships with so many women, lasting between ten years and ten minutes, Mur is wise enough to accept that he can’t be everyone’s ‘cup of tea’ – although he doesn’t remember actually making anyone vomit.
So, Artful, no worries, each to his own, mate - ‘de gustibus’ etc., hope to share a beer and a booty in Barranquilla some time.
Knight - many thanks for kind words.
Bear - are you about to use London or Lisbon information?
Angus M - Berlin is on my to-do list, so one day I may be in touch.
(sorry, guys, that should read: ‘Berlin is on Mur’s to-do list, one day he may be in touch’)
To finish with some hard, indeed hard-core information, what do we think of the UK’s latest party girl?
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Soho Suggestions (for P Bear)
[QUOTE=P Bear] I am looking for London info. I know the area around Leicester Square fairly well. It would be nice to get a couple of cross streets to head for and maybe even an address or two.
Any help from anybody would be greatly appreciated.
P Bear[/QUOTE]P Bear
Do you know the Soho area? Closest tube station is Piccadilly Circus.
Some good walk-ups and apartments with WGs on Berwick Street.
Good walk-up at 70A Berwick Street. A few ladies work here. I recommend Amber - if you search this board you can find more details including a post by me in January this year.
Also try "Les Girls" ([url]www.lesgirls.co.uk[/url]) or "Soho Cottage" ([url]www.sohocottage.com[/url]). Both highly recommended on many websites with many satisfied customers including me! Lori at Les Girls and Emma at Soho Cottage are both very popular.
You said you sometimes get lost in this area. It's not hard to find this area from Piccadilly Circus station. Or if you are in the nearby area (eg Leicester Square , Covent Garden, Green Park) a taxi to Berwick Street will be around 3 to 5 pounds.
Hope this helps! Enjoy London. If you try any of the above places, please post here and let us know how it went!
Irv
Soho III: The stroll, part 2 - Old Compton Street, Chinatown
from peter st., old compton st. is just around the corner. this classic bohemian thoroughfare boasts plenty of restaurants and sex shops, including one of the only places in england where you can buy viagra (at an exorbitant £10 for 100mg) across the counter. sadly, the street has been invaded, occupied, and settlement-colonised by our homosexual brothers, and if (shudder) you like unhygienic no-longer-youthful men with shaved heads and grimy piercings under their worn leathers, you have reached nirvana. there is one famous walk-up at the far end, number 4, where black goddess ritzy has pleasured many a punter, and new romanian andra is making a name for herself.
walking e., old compton st. is intersected by dean st., frith st. and greek st. in each of these, there are a couple of walkups, with another off dean street, in bateman street. pause at 28 dean st. to admire the plaque to karl marx above the quo vadis restaurant. it’s common knowledge that in 1850 karl walked every day from here to the british museum to research ‘das kapital’, and less known that up there on the top floor of the building he regularly fucked the housemaid lenchen while his wife took her evening walk, resulting in pregnancy and family scandal. and at the top of greek street, thomas de quincey, author of ‘the english opium eater’, was rescued from an overdose in 1802 by a teenage streetwalker whom afterwards he sought in vain and never forgot. dylan thomas was another literary luminary frequently scraped up off greek street awash with beer and bombast, and george orwell was well-known in several local pubs and must also have climbed the walk-up stairs hereabouts.
leaving long-dead mongers behind us, we proceed to romilly street, s. of old compton st. here are two walk-ups, one featuring french ladies of the traditional soho 1950’s type, and indeed last time mur looked in, he guessed that the française who offered him a £20 quickie probably serviced his dear old daddy in the year 1952. the other walk-up here, number 26 (or 28?) next to an italian restaurant, is much more interesting, being the ‘office’ of a rotating squad of ‘young orientals’, as their door card has it. these are sweet obliging girls, who have frequently served up the finishing course for mur after a chinese lunch. they are very busy, with all those brit. sex tourists returned from thailand and looking in for a spot of nostalgia.
this brings us to chinatown itself, in fact lisle street (pronounced 'lyle'). invisible on the map, it runs parallel to gerrard street, the pedestrian zone of wall-to-wall oriental eateries. lisle street has four premises, two excellent ones at its w end. in one of these, number 2 first floor, is london’s sensation of 2007. natalie is insatiable and apparently inexhaustible, working five days a week, very rare for a walk-up babe, from 1100 to 2200, dispatching, as she told mur with relish, some 40 men a day, and never losing her energy, her desire to please and her raunchy humour. you haven't been to london if you haven’t looked into the bedside mirror to see natalie’s white boots pointing skywards and your fat hairy bum bouncing between them. she’s a tall, blonde curvy babe, not perhaps mur’s biotype but a metropolitan must-see like madame tussaud’s or the tower of london.
this is a start: a personal view. you can pace the whole territory in an hour. other london mongers will be wondering why their own favourites have been overlooked, and they are encouraged to comment: but mur will pause for breath before writing some general advice about how to behave in soho.
Soho II: The stroll, part 1 - Berwick and Peter Streets
let’s begin with berwick street, (pronounced ‘berrick’), running s. from oxford street. there are several walk-ups here. near the n. end is the famous 70a, workplace of some of london’s most celebrated prostitutes in recent years, including chelsea, eva and the legendary amber, whose body may be a little on the heavy side for you, bear.
there are at least two more walk-ups heading s. to the rambunctious market end of berwick street. there, in the alley blore court on your left, next to the beach burrito café, are no fewer than three nests, again with nationwide fame. at number2, there is always something delicious on sale, none more so than the spectacular angie, (friday to monday) a beautiful figure, astounding that she’s not working in knightsbridge for £200 an hour. at 3a, among others you will find amy. mur is not sure of her working days, but she’s suitably petite, and then number 4, blore house, is home to the cottage (top floor) and les girls (second floor). this last is where lori entertains on fridays. she is muri’s all time favourite, everything about her simply turns his head, so you are not hearing from an objective reporter, but her petite package is the kind of thing you are seeking, bear. she does in fact also work wednesday and thursday at two locations in london’s outer suburbs, but she has a different price, identity and clientele there, and devoted muri is sworn to secrecy.
there are another two rather dingy walk-ups before berwick street is crossed by peter street, home to several. mur has only visited number 28 top floor in recent times, where there was a stacked russian blonde called angela (could easily be the sister of natalie, below) who fucked hard and talked dirty. off peter street are walker’s court, a narrow canyon of sex shops, and green’s court, with another couple of walk-ups, although this is an insalubrious alley where on saturday night the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] flows like the ole’ mississippi. indeed the whole area is what some would call picturesque, and others squalid. the stairs up to the flats are often a trial to sensitive stomachs, like muri’s prose style. but once inside, the small bedrooms are clean enough, and angie and lori play in very comfortable boudoirs, as warm and neat and snug and fragrant as their respective pussies.
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Soho I: Where in the world?
Surprisingly, this is the best map of Soho the net seems to offer just now. Apparently copied from the London AtoZ gazetteer sold in bookshops.
It’s clear enough to show that Soho is a quirky rectangle bounded to the N. by Oxford Street, to the W. by Regent Street, to the E. by Charing Cross Road, and to the S. by Shaftesbury Avenue, although the Chinatown area just beyond Shaftesbury Av. also has good walk-ups. Soho is well served by the Underground, or ‘tube’ as we locals call our antique and malodorous metro system. The map shows you Tottenham Court Road, Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square tube stations, with Oxford Circus just off the map to the NW. If you are coming in from Heathrow, break the surface at Leicester Square.
Incidentally, when asking directions in London, use the full streetname, e.g. Berwick Street, Oxford Street. If you just ask for ‘Berwick’ or ‘Oxford’, in the north American manner, Brits will think of the town of that name, and direct you to the relevant rail station. If you ask for ‘Greek’ instead of ‘Greek Street’, people may think you are seeking anal sex. And perhaps you are. And it’s on sale in Greek St.
Of course half the passers-by in Soho are fellow tourists, but the police will help. Ask them how to get to a certain street and they are very obliging, although Mur does not advise approaching a London Bobby with a cheerful cry of “Yo, dude, know any East European teens with perky little tits?”