FKK Artemis - Berlin

Thanks Angus! Youre very helpfull. (I think I can last more then 2 mins, just wanted to give an exemple.)

A report will be done sometime next week.

Was recently in Berlin and visited Artemis Club - which can by the way easily be reached by train (forgot the station name nearby but you will find it on the map - a 5 minute walk from there). Just follow the red stripe on the roof.
If you have time then go to Artemis. A lot of girls, some absolutely beautiful, others not that much but always something to watch. Good wellness area with a Turkish bath massage (given by a man) - excellent. As mentioned good choice of girls with reasonably good service for Germany. In general, I never had a fantastic experience in Germany - somehow I do not find the right place, neither in Cologne,Dusseldorf or Munich.

Well I've made my return to Berlin, and Artemis yet again. The lady at the front desk was actually kind of cute. She gave me an X-large robe for some reason, not sure why because I'm not fat or anything. Changed, showered, saw many of the regular ladies there. Was quickly approached by two ladies: one wild-eyed gal with a large tramp-stamp who said that she was from Moldova; the other one was a petite gal who claimed to be from India. I assume that they are both from Romania, but I could be wrong. They tried to get me to do a threesome with them, but I said I prefer to go one on one. Which is true of course, I only do threesomes occasionally.

Decided to hook up with the dark-skinned lady from Lithuania finally. Called herself Joy. I had a good time with her and can see why she is popular with some of the guys. Pretty fit lady and reasonably passionate. Too bad her English is nearly as bad as my Deutsch but we managed to communicate well enough.

The dame from Malaysia is still there and it seems that she has made it a mission to get me to go with her. When I told her that I watch a lot of porn she immediately said that she used to be a pornstar .... yeh, right! For some reason she is very persistent with me. Or maybe she is that way with every guy. But this night it wasn't to be. As usual I made use of the gym area. I always get a kick out of watching some of the local guys hook themselves to that machine with the wires and straps and electrocuting each other. I'll stick to the weights - thank you.

Later in the evening when more of the gals arrived I ran into a lady I hadn't seen before. She doesn't look like your average German lady but she said that was her nationality. Called herself Sabrina. Average face but a nice & tight little body. Also she has some cool tats and a few piercings. When she hopped on me as I sat on a couch I couldn't turn her away. Had a very good session with her also.

Never ran into Inka, but her fellow countrywoman from Thailand was there to represent. I can't remember her name but I had a good time with her during a past trip. She's cute, even pretty, but not nearly as hot as Inka - IMO.

As the evening turned to night the place became more festive. There was a nice crowd of people at Artemis this night. I choose to hook up with Kashia (from Poland) again. Very nice bod. She is an Optifuck for sure, but I find her to be a decent performer in the sack.

Had a good chat with a German guy who asked me how the brothels in America compare to Deutschland. That was good for a laugh. I look forward to another return in the near future.

- DSK

First visit today!

Very tired and have to br up soon but hete is à Quick report.

Thought I died and came to heaven when I entered.

Very very sexy girls.

Was pick up by 'rene' or something from Bulgaria. Good looks, but bad sex. She was boring, i tell more later.

Was getting tired but another girl convinced me. And she was super! 'Connie' or something from Bulgaria. Blond, petit, pierced tongue and 3 tattos. Very nice girl!
I try to go back on Friday. I Will write à Hood report when i come home. Sry for the bad spelling, but im almost asleep and My i touch doesnt like me right now.

[QUOTE=Travelman10]Was getting tired but another girl convinced me. And she was super! 'Connie' or something from Bulgaria. Blond, petit, pierced tongue and 3 tattos. Very nice girl!
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Good thing you let Connie convince you. She is generally a very good choice.

Ahhhh-memories. They are all I have at the moment:(

Is it all downhill after your visit to a proper, quality FKK Club?

I have only visited Artemis but have been there a number of times now. There is still that burst of adrenalin as you walk from the station, the excitement as you walk up the stairs to get changed and glimpse your first naked lovely of the day.

BUT, the first time you do that, it is something else. That sense of having gone to a heaven populated by naked stunning women all of whom want to shag you. It is such a thrill to walk around the place for the first time, to explore, to allow your imagination to run wild.

I am looking forward to my next visit next week and I know that it will be fun, I now know who I want to see and who I will avoid, I know what I like about the place and where I like to hang out, there is a familiarity now. I will be recognised by some of the girls others will pretend to recognise me and I know that I have to fend Naomi off with a long stick.

That special feeling of the FIRST time just wont be there though. So, as and when I visit another FKK, will I get that back? or have I lost my virginity forever? :)

While it is certainly true in this business that YMMV, I think we can all agree that some girls get favourable reviews and more 'good publicity' than others. It might not always be because of their beautiful appearance, rather it is often a matter of a genuine personality, pleasant manners, and of course: knowing the tricks of the trade...

I would like to suggest a "top picks @ the A"-vote. And I suggest, in all fairness, that we each can nominate only 3 girls in each of these categories:

Best GFE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you have had those sought-after GirlFriendExperiences with.

Best PSE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you have had great porno-style PornStarExperiences with.

Best 'Optifick' @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you consider real stunners, and who give at least decent performance

My absolute favourite girl @ Artemis
-the girl you cannot stop thinking about, for whatever reason.

Of course, If you often meet with a girl you consider a stunner and who has given you both the best GFE and PSE of your life - by all means, vote for her in all categories. Only girls currently working at Artemis can be nominated.

Please give a concise motivation for each girl you nominate. Your no1 in each category receives 3 points, your no2:2 points, and your no3 girl receives 1 point.

At the end of April, I will write a summary and we will have compiled a "current favourite girls"-list for Artemis... What do you say? Shall we do this?

Here are my nominations:

Best GFE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
1: Nicolette (very sweet personality and great skills)
2: Connie (nice girl, friendly and pleasant and great skills)
3: Ella (who can do both GFE and PSE - great BJ)

Best PSE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
1: Ella (great A-levels, great BJ, dynamic performer)
2: Conchetta - somewhat sour disposition, but great deepthroat BJ and fantastic body)
3: Inqa (Inca, Inga - many spellings suggested) - thai with skilled BJ, petite body and great A-levels - can take a pounding!

Best 'Optifick' @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
I really have no nominations, I'm afraid - I stay away from optificks, unless they have a great reputation.

My absolute favourite girl @ Artemis
Ella. Skilled, gorgeous and a nice personality. Had this been a year ago, it would have been Aida, but alas she has not been seen since may ´09.


Now, I am by no means an Artemis expert. I have been there only four times, and I basically have to work from what little I know. But that is the point: If we all contribute, this will be a good guide for a few months.

What is an "optifick?"

I have only been to Artemis twice, and that was two days in a row. My nominations are Monika, Monika, and Monika, for all categories.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]What is an "optifick?"[/QUOTE]


An optifik is a girl whose main appeal to you is her optical appeal. That is mainly you like how she looks and are willing to take her to the room based upon this visual appeal alone.

As for my choices-I am having to go back and have a look at my posts from late last year and will post in the coming days.

Unfortunately I will be choosing from past experience, not current as I am still very much on the side lines.

AM

Hi Guys!

Two days ago I went in Artemis for my first time.

Very nice place and many beautiful and sexy ladys.

In my visit I try:

1) Virginia, 24years old from Czech Republic (good BJ and FS ok)

2) Elisabetta, 26 years old from Venezuela (Very hot lady, big DATY, very good BJ and FS so hot)

3) Sunkandià 27years old from Thailand (sweet and small lady give me beautiful FS)

4) Roberta 24 years old from Romania (beautiful lady)

5) Denise 22years old from Romania (no good FS)

6) Sara 31 years old from Spain (great body and very hot FS)

7) Lorena 28years old from Venezuela (very good FS)

8) Jennifer 26 years old from S. Domingo (very good FS)

I'm not sure that a time-frame as narrow as CB has prescribed is quite appropriate for this survey, as girls tend to come and go for weeks at a time. Still, a 'Hall of Fame' is a nice idea, so I'm happy to subscribe as follows.

GFE

1) Selma (lovely girl, great tits, fabulous skills, sexy voice)

2) Katja (fun lass, huge knockers, not pretty but terrific attitude in the sack)

3) Marina (demure blond MILF, pleasant girl, reserved performer)

PSE

1) Ella (terrific performer, pleasant girl, satisfaction guaranteed)

2) Selma (see GFE above)

3) can't think of a third one unless I go back through the 2009 catalogue

OPTIFICK

1) Milis (Georgeous blond with killer bod. 'playmate of the year' looks)

2) Joy (Fit brunette)

3) can't conjure up a bronze medallist. Optificks are not my usual style

FAVOURITE

1) Selma

2) Selma

3) Selma. Get the picture?!

I must make the acquaintance of some of the girls who keep getting recommended on these pages such as Connie and Conchetta. I will be in attendance Tuesday and Wednesday of next week if anyone happens to be around and fancies introducing me to either of these elusive ladies.

Cheers,

Charlie

[QUOTE=Traveller Uk]Is it all downhill after your visit to a proper, quality FKK Club?[/QUOTE]

Yes my friend, it is all downhill from here. Enjoy the ride:)

[QUOTE=Traveller Uk]That special feeling of the FIRST time just wont be there though. So, as and when I visit another FKK, will I get that back? or have I lost my virginity forever? :)[/QUOTE]

But you never know do you. It could also be the last time you ever visit an FKK....

Bringing that thought with you can maybe encourage you to stay in the moment. It is always the first time, always the last time if you stay in the moment.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123]I must make the acquaintance of some of the girls who keep getting recommended on these pages such as Connie and Conchetta. I will be in attendance Tuesday and Wednesday of next week if anyone happens to be around and fancies introducing me to either of these elusive ladies.[/QUOTE]

If Conchetta is there, you can't really miss her. Here is what I and Judge Absalon have written about her appearance:

[QUOTE]...Conchetta, pretty face, 22ish, 5'5", brown hair and eyes, 115 pounds with huge real boobs. She says she is half German half Italian. Other reporter said her boobs were fake but I think they are real and spectacular. Great session with spirited sex and deep throat blow job. No rush. Recommend.”

I would disagree about the 5'5" figure above (165 cm). Rather, she is closer to 170 cm. The is thin, very tan, and has large bolt-on breasts – or else she is a freak of nature. Her breasts felt very natural, but I would bet a large amount of money that they are saline-bags done very well. But I couldn’t care less, since they do look spectacular as J.A. wrote, and feel nice to the touch… [/QUOTE]

Her face is more "striking" than beautiful or pretty - a runway model look, if you get my meaning. I wouldn't really recommend her to fellow punters, unless they care mostly about optificks and PSE, because me and Conchetta didn't really get on very well. She was in "processing mode" - cold, professional, efficient and quite skilled. But if you catch her on a good day, and your German is better than mine, it might be a different story. And you really can't blame a girl for not having "chemistry" with you. You can only blame her if she doesn't try. Conchetta tried - at least sexually. She didn't try to make it an intimate and pleasant experienxe, but rather a memorable sexual encounter.

And I can still remember those deepthroat BJ skills. Top Notch, I believe is the expression :)

I paid yet another visit to Artemis this Thursday to cap off my stay in Berlin (no doubt, it is Artemis, Oase, and apfeltasche that keeps me coming back). Opted to workout at their little gym facility for an hour first before messing with any of the ladies. When I finally did make my way into the play area around 5PM the scene was still quite sedate but more ladies were starting to stream in. Seems that Ella was off that night, either that or she was always occupied with a client. Immediately noticed that Inka was in house and I chatted with her for a bit. When she suggested that we go to a room I couldn't turn her down so off we went. The previous night I had visited Longma Massage in the Stadtmitte and the sight of the old hag wanting to give me a massage sent me packing. At least I know that Germany has a few pretty Thai ladies to boast of.

One odd thing I noticed is that quite a few of the ladies say that they are from Moldova now. Is Artemis really full of ladies from Moldova or do they just claim to be? The frizzy haired lady that tried to hook up with me a couple of days ago was there again and she said "Hi" on a few occasions. Where did she say she was from? Moldova. While hanging around the upstairs Kino and tall and thin red-hair lady approached me. Said she was from Russia (Moscow). I haven't been with that many red-heads and I definitely like Russian ladies so I had to give her a go. Had a good time, what can I say. We also spent a few minutes talking about capitalism vs. communism and other such things. Another thing I like about Russian ladies are that they are generally intelligent and good for conversation.

Kashia was working the room with a fellow Polish friend of hers. Both rather pretty blondes. Pushing the threesome package. I didn't bite, though the idea of being sandwiched between those two certainly is appealing. Still had a lot of juice in me so I was looking for a "round three". Eventually I bumped into a pretty and lean cutie with short black hair. I have seen her walking around quite a few times during past trips. She called herself Denisia (sp?) and said that she was from .... that's right - Moldova. Moldova, Russia, Romania, whatever; if you're hot you're hot. She has an interesting style about her. Dresses like a runway model - IMO. When she offered to finish with a CIM, I was more than receptive. Sometimes that is a great way to finish; and this was one of those times.

I touched ground in London today. The good times are over. Even that chick Naomi (Cameroon) will start to look appealing when I get back to "sex-prison USA". She doesn't do much for me, but as we all know some of those German guys have a taste for dark meat. She probably gets plenty of business. Thankfully I'll head to Brazil in May. Not sure about my return to Deutschland, but hopefully sooner rather than later.

"Evil is it's own reward"
- DSK