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[B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] is priceless.
Enjoy the full-benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] for only US $20! It's well worth the investment. The investment into your male-female relations.
Developing friendships with other members; gaining insight from others; viewing the photo gallery of 70,000 plus; banner free viewing; and any new improvement to the forumn will be US $20 well-spent.
I, Meat Loaf, cannot promote the benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] enough, but can and will continue reaping its rewards.
[B]Meat Loaf[/B]
So one of the lucky ladies from last week that I blessed with "Meat Loaf" was seen last night. While spending time with some "new" carnales in their neighborhood, we held down the neighborhood corner store (pulperia.) I witnessed her walking towards the store and thought, "how small the world is." She made her purchases of eggs, bread, and leche: During her transaction she turned around and saw it was I, Meat Loaf.
Immediately upon seeing my handsome-self she walked over with instructions: Don't tell anyone that you know me from the wh*rehouse seven (7) blocks away. I live in this neighborhood, just a few houses down. My reply was of course not. Then she asks in a loud voice for everyone to hear if I was at the wh*erhouse earlier.
The ass was lackluster and will not be sampled again. Since I know her 'hood hopefully she'll give me some free advertising on how juicy and good the "Meat Loaf" is so that I may keep my expenses low.
In Nicaragua, someone may tell you that they are a doctor, lawyer, of other professional, but they too are freelancers in wh*reism.
For the past week I've molested (groped) a hefty heffer for free. She always would remind me that the p*ssy is for sale, but I'm too cheap to rent p*ssy at the going rate. Instead, I offer sex-employment opportunities on a weekly salaried basis.
Her skin is beautiful, but plenty. Her face is gorgeous, but chubby. Her personality is amable (pleasant.) Her wardrobe is nice. In sum, she's alright, except for the weight- 250 plus!
While drinking beer I enjoy a piece of p*ssy in my hand; a breast in my hand; or my d*ck in their hand. After two (2) weeks of the above exchange I fealt guilty. I fealt that I should give the girl some financial compensation.
After making a run to the ATM to load-up the bolsillos (pockets) I returned to thw casa de citas (wh*rehouse.) The wh*res were hungry. (Everyone is broke due to the long weekend for the mayoral elections.) Over the past two (2) weeks I have not seen her get rented so I fealt (possible mispelled) sorry for her.
At her side I asked if she wanted to suck some d*ck for 30-minutes or one-hour. She replied whatever I wanted as long as I rent the p*ssy.
Understand, I don't mind f*cking mediocre b*tches 'cause as the customer I'm always correct and can't be wrong. Besides, the wh*res like it when I help someone who's not making any money- charity.
I purchased one hour of p*ssy access 'cause the p*ssies, two, I wanted were not available. We entered the room and I derobed. The Loaf was average. She derobed and I witnessed more roles than Pilsbury. Don't laugh 'cause most of you guys are fat and sloppy too, yet those "hot" girls still f*ck you. Don't be judgemental!
She layed next to me and I began fingering her p*ssy. Experience has taught me that fat girls can suck good d*ck due to their fat mouths and their lust for placing anything into their mouths- ie. food. Her p*ssy was hot. Her p*ssy had chubby lips. Her p*ssy had a little hair. Her p*ssy was deep. She spread those legs wide open so I could finger her with three (3) dedos (fingers.) After analyzing her lust, I roled on top of her.
I placed the Meat Loaf inside that womb. I layed pipe in her. It was hard work manuevering 250 pounds. It was hard work but doable. Early-on I was hitting places inside her p*ssy that she didn't know existed. I excavated her womb like noone ever has or does. I gave her the first orgasm. Her eyes were so happy for my d*ck skills. Her passion was so high for the Meat Loaf. Her desire for more Meat Loaf access was stated through non-verbal communication.
Meat Loaf offers all of the women, worldwide, a 2-to-1 guarantee: Meat Loaf gives all women the first two (2) orgasm before he gets one (1.) They like that.
After her first I rested for three minutes. I gave her the second. During intermission we discussed how I have "dick control." Meat Loaf can regulate when he cums. Hoes like "dick control." They all get impressed by a man that guarantees 2 orgams before earning his first. They remember dick of such caliber.
After I shot my load we conversed where her true personality was shared along with contact information.
(She was referred to me by another wh*re who I fucked last week so this was a "see-it to believe-it fuck: She wanted to see if what the other girl said was true. And it was and is.) She did state that I'm too confident and boast too much about how good the dick is, but she validated it as being true. There is no better feeling than when a female compliments the quality of your dick and how she wants unlimited access to it. It's an everyday thing for Meat Loaf.
From 18 to 80, blind, cripple, and crazy is the criteria of whom shall be blessed with Meat Loaf.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Yesterday I decided to break-in some p*ssy so I rented this 22 year old w/ braids and a skinny body. My meat wasn't working after drinking 3 bottles of rum and playing dominoes with the fellas at the brothel. Nonetheless I tried. My performance was mediocre and I did shoot a load. Wanting to really bust this girl in I went to the farmacy and bought the pill. I returned and she was scared. She complained that her body hurt. I told the the owner and pimped her. We went into the room for another 1-hour session. She was bullsh*tting. I got frustrated. She ran from the room. I looked around for the normal wh*respects, but everyone was gone. I went looking for La Chela y La Morena but they were not at work. I returned home with some stiff wood.
Agenda for today starting in two hours is to bust open four (4) girls at the brothel including my old employee from last year. I drinking lots of water and trying to maintain my energy. None of the current crop of girls have been with me except two and one has been cock-blocking hard. The other is cool, sucks a mean d*ck, and has some deep and juicy guts that I really enjoyed beating-up three (3) times a day until she tried to scam me for an abortion.[/QUOTE]
This b*tch loves talking sh*t. You know those type of girls that always like to start nonsense just to have something to do. Well, this little punk-ass-***** is one of those girls.
At times it's hard to hold my tongue, but I must remember that I am the customer and she is the sex-worker. She is the human being renting p*ssy not to the highest bidder, but to any bidder. She is the one for rent and not I. With this "reality check" I am able / empowered to tolerate her nonsense.
As with any female, when their purses are void of money they become very nice and very friendly. It is at these times that I, the wolf, prey upon the sheep.
Since this first episode I've porked her two (2) times both of little satisfaction. It is fun watching her eyes water as I ram "Rock Hard D*ck" into her vicho (p*ssy.) She can never fulfill our allotted time of 60-minutes.
Although she talks a tremendous amount of bullsh*t, the other wh*res know that I'm packing and damaging p*ssies as demonstrated and verified by the above skank. I guess now is the time that I should start busting loads upon her face and / or accidentally fall into her culo (as*hole) the next time she's broke and no other customers are around.
It has been said to me by sex-industry workers that "Johns," "tricks," or "mongers" are worse than the prostitues they crave. After many thoughts I may agree with this analysis in part.
For some "p*ssy providers" it is purely a "job" of survival or subsistence. Granted, there are those "hoes" that are purely motivated by financial greed, drugs, or total contempt for the male gender, but depending upon your "circle of holes" they may be the former.
As a guy who gets more tail than Wilt Chamberlin- 3,000 plus life-to-date- this may be true. For me, banging more women than the "Brady Bunch" has in their house if fun: I enjoy giving women the "Best F*ck of Their Lives!" I enjoy watching their eyes roll back into their head or witnessing them get big. I enjoy hearing the heavy breathing and moaning. I enjoy exploring their p*ssies discovering places they never knew existed. I enjoy exploring their sexual limits, fantasies, and lusts.
And finally, I enjoy getting the p*ssy for free after I've f*cked them with high-quality standards for a few times. After about three (3) sessions with me, we agree that they should continue earning money from "tricks," but give me the p*ssy 'cause they love getting f*cked by me! This has always been my M.O. for over 15 years.
In contrast, for the girl who rents p*ssy to "tricks," it's a job. It's a job with a horrible sexual experience. It's a job that requires they drink and smoke for hours with multiple prospective customers. It's a job with little pleasure for the female.
Homework Assignment: Allow a stripper or hooker to move-in with you. F*ck her all day as is Meat Loaf custom. Be supportive as they prepare for their work shift at the strip club, brothel, street corner, or escort agency. Welcome her back home after her tour of service. Witness their demeanor, listen to their experience at work, and compare your respective roles as her being the prostitute and you being the "John."
Now ask yourself, who is the "lower-class" person?
The best information I can give anyone is to schedule your MGA visit two or three days after the saldo (payday.) By this time everyone is broke and you will have no competition. Today is the 18 and this fact holds true. Better yet, saldos (the 1st and 15th) on Friday make the upcoming week easy pickings.
Seven (7) *****s sat around wondering where there next meal is going to come from; where their children's next meal will come from; how they will return home from the wh*rehouse after their shift. Perfect Meat Loaf conditions!
I've been dreaming about busting open this girl's as*hole and she was present. I've been dreaming about fuckin' this other wh*re and she was present. I've been dreaming about fucking all of the girls in one day as I change rooms with Meat Loaf danglin' for all to bear witness.
The girl who I'll perform a colon examination was given a tip in prepartation of her reaming. She was begging me to f*ck her, but I wasn't sure if it was for the money or for the orgasm, but when her wh*re-worker stated that she wanted to f*ck me the truth was revealed. Unfortunately I wasn't able to perform today due to a visit by Rosie Palm this morning! Nonetheless, she'll get got.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf][B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] is priceless.
Enjoy the full-benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] for only US $20! It's well worth the investment. The investment into your male-female relations.
Developing friendships with other members; gaining insight from others; viewing the photo gallery of 70,000 plus; banner free viewing; and any new improvement to the forumn will be US $20 well-spent.
I, Meat Loaf, cannot promote the benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] enough, but can and will continue reaping its rewards.
[B]Meat Loaf[/B][/QUOTE]
As I sit at my executive desk aiding corporations gain capital and revenues I think.
I recall dreaming, yearning, wanting to live the life I scribe about on ISG! I recall wanting to f*ck those chilangas (Mexico City residents,) nortenas (Northern Mexicans,) Boriquenas (Puerto Ricans,) Dominicanas (Republica Dominicana,) y todo el mundo (and the entire world.) I recall my youth and how it makes me want to shed tears for the joy I experience daily. Fellas', you can do it too! You can gain control of your respective lives and finally live the life you too pictured as a youth. B*tches love me so that means that they will at least tolerate you. ˇGuey Puta!
In life there are those that dream and those that do! Which are you?
Preparation is required and recommended, but at some point it becomes mental masturbation! That point is determined by you, the masturbator. Get active and take control of your life. Determine its destiny. Although I don't know you guys, I still wish the best for you and your mental faculties. Regardless, I'll have paper in my pockets, b*tches on my d*ck, and more love from the homies than the clown himself- "Homey the Clown."
(This Bobby Pulido is calientote (successful!))
You may read my post or you may experience my post. Only [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] prevents you from contacting me via PM. Contact Meat Loaf; converse with Meat Loaf; monger with Meat Loaf; and finally achieve the aspirations you've held dear for far too many years!
[B]Live Your Dreams & Fantasies[/B]
[QUOTE=Runner Up]Fist of all you probably aren't the stud you think you are.
Why I think I'm correct-
You have to pay for pussy in a 3rd world country! You have to fuck them a few times before they give it to you for free, "they" being hookers.
I just returned from Bogota had an 18 years old regular that I met in Costa Rica with her parents while they were on vacation. I banged her for a week 4 free, along with several other girls that I met on previous vacations.
Please for the sake of my time just write facts. Places to meet non pros would be nice, places to stay, places for p4p for the less fortunate. Okay?
Source: gringo, blonde, blue, strong, great spanish, plenty of money and a desire to stay away from central and south america and start going back to europe. I'm getting tired of being in crappy places during my trips, tired of traffic, tired of pollution and tired of latinas. I'm thinking about going to spain for a while.[/QUOTE]
Obviously you're talking way too much "Runner Up." Just like your name implies- you are never the winner! (Ouch!)
My response: It's evident that you have never lived in Nicaragua and know zero about the economics of the society!
How sad if you're chasing ass around the world (Ie. Costa Rica family vacations, native-Bogota.) Age does not impress me. In fact, it shows how
lame you are in thinking 18 symbolizes success on your part.
If you think Europe is cool go there and stay out of Latin America. More p*ssy for me with "posers" abroad. Spain? That strictly for suckers.
Challenge: I challenge you to whom can get more a** for free anywhere in Latin America. Believe me, you'll need those eyes, hair, and money to live true to your name "Runner Up!"
[QUOTE=Runner Up]Fist of all you probably aren't the stud you think you are.
Why I think I'm correct-
You have to pay for pussy in a 3rd world country! You have to fuck them a few times before they give it to you for free, "they" being hookers.
I just returned from Bogota had an 18 years old regular that I met in Costa Rica with her parents while they were on vacation. I banged her for a week 4 free, along with several other girls that I met on previous vacations.
Please for the sake of my time just write facts. Places to meet non pros would be nice, places to stay, places for p4p for the less fortunate. Okay?
Source: gringo, blonde, blue, strong, great spanish, plenty of money and a desire to stay away from central and south america and start going back to europe. I'm getting tired of being in crappy places during my trips, tired of traffic, tired of pollution and tired of latinas. I'm thinking about going to spain for a while.[/QUOTE]
Unlike those suckers that wine-and-dine a broad in hopes of getting some ass, I bypass the nonsense. Pay for a peice of p*ssy first; if you like it, pay for it again; if she maintains a quality p*ssy and can take Meat Loaf up to seven (7) times per day, offer her a job with you; and this will produce exclusivity. While you're preying upon "youth," adolescents; barely legal; and other naive females, I allow a "kid" to be a "kid."
ˇSi senor, ven a espana! (Yes sir, go to Spain.)
Due to popular demand I will refrain from the excessive self-admiration and sticks with the facts (ie. prices, places, looks, and sexual positions.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Unfortunately, the appointment I had set with a fellow ISG Senior Member via PM was not realized due to a missed phone call. Therefore, I was forced to monger Managua alone.
Endulging in adult beverages at my favorite locale was a ritual of presence and not pleasure. Over the past week I have been frequenting the scene in search of my number #2 girl. I really enjoy bangin' those guts especially since she is nursing her 8 month old and has more hair than Buckwheat in that prized area. She is a petite little thing that has a true sense of class. For me, her size is a nice change of pace since my number #1 girl is thick and juicy. (I guess I should just call the #2, but I need to reload my cellphone with minutes and it's really not that important.)
So I'm at the spot and began conversing with my mongering friend. Having met his brother-in-law a few months back and frequently seeing him at the brothel gave us a common familiartity. (He may be a bigger monger than I 'cause everyday I see him at the brothel and everyday he's buying a new piece of ass.) Did I mention he is 70 years old?
Yes, this is my future in 40 years! Yes, this can be how you spend those golden years as well!
My favorite brothel has a few "old-timers" who love competing with me for the attention and admiration of the ladies. For every girl I like, they like. For every girl I rent, they rent. For every phone number I obtain, they obtain. And this is done as they look across the aisle in my disgust.
Wanting further exploration, he and I ventured out into the city in search of new ladies. To my surprise and delight we entered a brothel I had heard about, but was never able to find. Three pieces of ass were present with one sitting at our table. The other two were real lookers especially the white girl. I'm gonna' hit that. And the morena looked good too so I'll hit that as well. After one beer we left. My friend being 70 years of age values the experience of "raw dog" and was negotiating the activity with the workers who publicly vowed no condom, no amor.
Lugar dos (place number 2) was a location I visit once in a while. Again, I was happy when I saw the manager working. She's sexy and I hit those meaty guts last year at a different location. She was happy to see me again as well. I will return and hit those skins under the rouse of the Aventura concert.
Lugar tres (place number 3) was a location I frequent more often than lugar dos. (Again, . Damn. I know too many "pros. ") Nontheless, I saw a girl who use to work at Good Times last year, but not anymore. Evidently. The owner of Good Times has the taste and desire of providing "model-type" broads and this girl that I saw yesterday does not fulfill the bill. Then again, most of the broads at Good Times I banged at other locations prior to their employment at Good Times.
So this broad always wanted me to bang her, but I never did. She would gossip with the other girls I banged and developed a lust for me. Sitting alongside her was another girl I like, but her attitude is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor / [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-pour. (This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? )
Honestly, I'm getting tired of banging the same piece everyday, all day for the past few months, but I know the quality, which is high. When I do venture out in search of new talent I have zero leche (cum) and zero confidence in my erection 'cause my number #1 is draining me everyday, all day. Granted, it's a good strategy for women to keep their man / boyfriend / husband / customer drained so he will have zero interest in banging others, but most dumb-ass broads want to ration the p*ssy like it's "World War 2. " And they wonder why you monger. In fact, I had a Mexican girlfriend who would measure the volume of my leche via boca (mouth) y vagina to determine if I was masturbating, which she prohibited, or banging another. Talk about pressure! Talk about that relationship ending sooner than later! I'll be damned, like Reverend Jeremiah Wright, if I can't massage my body. This aint jail or prison where they do prohibit such activity. Talk about no control over oneself.
Back to the topic at hand, for some reason those young wh*res were operating with attitude when the 70-year old was concerned. Normally at our favorite spot the girls give him attention, but not on Sunday. They were acting as if he was bothering them even though he bought some time from one of the four girls working. At lugar dos he did receive attention. At lugar tres, again the were acting presumida (stuck-up.) At lugar cuatro, they were acting the same although he did receive a hug. Privately, I asked the girls why they were acting in such a manner and they replied he's too old! 70 years old? He has money to spend. To my education, the hookers want to be f*cked and not just compensated financially. They complained that old guys can't catch wood. Still, what's the problem. He's paying. Even girls I know were not granting him his respect even after my request.
Suggestion: Monger as much and as hard as you can before those golden years arrive 'cause even a wallet won't guarantee the receipt of action.
As a further aside, it's always a little strange when I meet father-and-sons; brother-in-laws; uncles-and-nephews at brothels molesting and purchasing women. In regards to my 70-year friend and his brother-in-law, at that age what's his wife gonna' do? Nothing. They're too old for divorce and too old for the sexual betrayal angle so I assume he has cart blanche. Besides, he's 70 years old and enjoying his time chasing, feeling, and stroking 20-somethings which is a natural process of maturation.
May we all aspire to live as he, but with a little more success.
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Las week I was in el mercado oriental sin seguridad del fuego (in the Oriental Market without armed security) with my ex sex-employee!
For those that have spent any amount of time in Managua you will know that Capitalinos (people from Managua) are the biggest gossipers on the planet. They make "TMZ," "Inside Edition," and Joan Rivers look mild! All they do is gossip. And this holds true regardless of age as evidenced by this episode.
Sitting in his car deep within el mercado I heard my name, "Meat Loaf." Quickly I turned in the direction of that pleasaont sound, my name, I saw it was the 70-year old monger. Saludos (greetings) were extended from a distance. Advisement (advisar) was given to the girl escorting me that 70-year old monger was over yonder.
Happier than a pig in sh*t; happier than Ali McBeal in a famine; happier than a monger in a wh*rehouse, 70-year old monger had some gossip to share. Not satisfied with sitting in his car. Not satisfied with letting ded dogs lay. Not satisfied with being a non-gossipping adult, 70-year old monger exited his car.
The former "industry professional" and I looked at items for sale which we sought to purchase. Interrupting this activity, 70-year old monger repeats my name, "Meat Loaf," but within ear-shot. To my immediate left 70-year old monger stood. Again, saludos were extended and again 70-year old monger wanted to gossip. Not interested in the wares for sale the young lady of 18 years and 2 months and I departed.
In front of the tienda (store) 70-year old monger made small talk with the coversation being he has not seen me at the brothel for a few days. Where have you been? They have new girls at the brothel. This conversation was held in the presence of the girl.
CASE: Meat Loaf v. 70 Year Old Monger
VIOLATION: Man Code
DATE: Last Week
PENALTY GUIDELINE: (1) Life Sentence, and (2) Deterioration of Legacy.
DISPOSITION: The jury, I and former "Industry professional," after deliberations finds 70-year old monger GUILTY on ALL COUNTS and sentences 70-year old monger to LIFE SENTENCE and DETERIORATION OF LEGACY.
The above case found 70-year old monger guilty of violating the "MAN CODE" by discussing male-gender topics and activivties before a female. 70-Year old monger is a victim of chismoso and despite his age wasn't strong enough to battle those Nicaraguan deamons.
Nothing new, all they do is gossip and ask questions for the purpose of constructing gossip. This is Nicaragua!
P.S. As I type this post we have no water again for the second day in one week. Not too bad I guess if you don't mind it only being out for 8 hours. My other Gringo friend did not have water for about four days last week. Still want to experience the second poorest country in the hemisphere?
Yesterday and today are holidays. Yesterday, 'cause it was Sunday was a celebration and today is a "no workday" for Nicaragua. I know the terms "no work" and "Nicaragua" are two odd terms adjoined, but it is what it is.
Riggo, although the USA cut humanitarian aid valued at US $65 million and EU cut humanitarian aid valued at US $35 million in protest to the mayoral elections, el pueblo has not been effected. They don't have food even with the aid so by not giving it doesn't hurt the people, but does inconveince those receiving the funds.
*** Jackson, it's great now that you have spellcheck working. ***
So they have some holiday, "la Virgen," similar to Holloween. The entire country goes door-to-door in search of prizes, food, and gifts. The sing Christmas Carols and receive the aforementioned regalos. Everyone knows after reading my posts that Nicaraguans love regalos (free sh*t, any sh*t.)
While searching for free sh*t and singing "Jingle Bells" they attempt to mame their limbs and the limbs of innocent bystanders. Fireworks and Nicaraguans should not go hand-in-hand. Pun intended! Fireworks are prevalent throughout the country and at medionoche (midnight) it gets really loud.
Although la gente estan mas pobre que ayer (the people are poorer than yesterday) it hasn't affected their daily lives or love of regalos.
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