You can't make this shit up
[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]"I love you" in Russian:
"напиши мне если ты можешь помочь чтоб я знала мне нужно 500$ я Bерну как только смогу целую тебя и скучаю"[/QUOTE]
Nice one, Doc. Why is she only asking for $500? :)
Skank Does Not Believe in Tears
[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]She seems to have fully recovered.
"У меня тяжелая болезнь."
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Dunno, Doc, she seems to be sticking with her original story but has accepted that you're not sending money. How you got her to agree to bring Nastya along next time... now that's impressive. Molodyets!
Request to expand my vocabulary for purely academic purposes
OK guys... I have come to realize that it's necessary for me to expand my vocabulary if I am going to continue my career as a fledgling amateur porn director. I've compiled a handy list of phrases to study, but there are still a few holes. Would any of you Russian experts out there care to correct any errors or fill in any of the question marks below? спасибо Большое!
First we will... then we will: сначала мы ... пoтом мы ...
Do you understand? ты понимаешь?
Please put on (item): надень (item) пожалуйста
Please take off (item): сними (item) пожалуйста
Items:
Dress: платье
Blouse: блузку
Shoes: туфли
Panties: трусики
Garter Belt: ??
stockings: чулки
Bra: бюстгальтер
I want to (I will) kiss you: я хочу (я буду ) целовать тебя
Please give me a... (How do you say this? Maybe "сделай пожалуйста"?)
Regular blowjob: Минет
Deep-throat blowjob: Минет глубокий
Please spit: плюй пожалуйста
Please swallow: глотай пожалуйста
I think both of the following verbs need to be in the perfective aspect, but I'm too stupid to figure out what the perfective aspect of them is:
Please lick: лижь пожалуйста ???......
Please lick off: слизывай пожалуйста ???....
...my dick: ???
...my cum: ???
... her pussy: ???
... her breasts: ...её груди
I want to (I will) lick your pussy: ???????
I want to (I will) cum...: я хочу (я буду ) кончить ....
in your mouth: в твой рот
on your face: на твоё лицо
in your pussy: ?????????????
on your chest: на твою грудь
I want to (I will) have sex in .... position: ???????????
Doggy: ???????
Missionary: ???????
Cowgirl: ???????
Reverse Cowgirl:???????
Spoon: ???????
Hanging from the chandelier: ???????????
Please put your (body part) here/there: положи (body part) здесь/там
Body parts:
Leg(s): ногу (ноги )
Foot(feet): ногу (ноги ) (Ummm.. is this the same?)
Arm(s): руку (руки )
Hand(s): руку (руки ) (Ummm.. is this also the same?)
Please walk... пойди пожалуйста...
Please turn ??????????????????
Please move over here (there): ??????????????????
Please sit over here (there): посиди пожалуйста здесь (там )
Please stand over here (there): постой пожалуйста здесь (там )
Please sit up: ??????????????????
Please lie down: ляг пожалуйста
Please smile at the camera and say "hi!" to mom: ????????????
On the bed / onto the bed: на кровати / на кровать
On the chair / onto the chair: на стуле / на стул
On the table/ onto the table: на столе / на стол
I figure this will be a good start. As you can tell, I just can't broach the subject with my Russian instructor :-).