Top reasons why you have spent too much time on this forum
1- Your spouse is always surprised how well you know your way around in certain unlikely neighborhoods.
2- You have many 1:30 long external meeting booked on your calendar, especially in the afternoon.
3- And despite always coming back satisfied from these meetings you are yet to close a deal with these clients.
4- You can easily say if a women is Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Bengali, Indian, Pakistani, Moroccan, Syrian, Russian or Kazakh.
5- IT support calls you to help fixing the corporate VPN.
6- A good citizen, you never throw in the street the business cards left on your car.
7- Most of all you start to throw randomly "I am a friend of Joe" when meeting new folks.
I am sure there are many more such things that you discovered thanks to this forum. Feel free to share your thoughts.
You know that you have spent too much time on this forum when. (Part 2)
Three more items to make it 10:
8- You always have four 100 dirhams banknotes in your wallet.
9- You always have Listerine bottles and antibacterial soap in stock.
10- you have two phones one of wish has 50 spa entries, and many duplicates for Lily, Nana, Lola, Jenny etc.