Nothing like this back in Nebraska......hehe
FIRSTTYPMER......what a good post. If you ever fail at your current profession, you can always be a porno writer. haha.
Most American's don't realize that in Mexico, a private dance means just that. Not in public. And totally nude. And you can touch all you want. I'll never understand American men in American titty joints, who pay out big bucks for a bunch of table dances, and can't even touch the tease. Why pay out alot of money and go home horny. Paying money to a coc teaser? Give me a f...g break. Is it me, or is there something wrong with this picture. Am I missing something?
A Mexican titty joint ain't a titty joint at all. By USA standards its just a high class hor house. Thank God I live in Brownsville, just ten minutes away. And for Paradise Men's Club, or I might be forced to consider marriage.
Don't fight the language. Just pronounce it the way you do in English. Paradise. Every taxi knows the place, and they too pronounce it in English. Its been there ten years now. Get out of his hack if he pretends not to understand you. You don't need to tip a taxi. A hundred pesos, (ten dollars), is a big fare for them.
The five private dance deal, gets you an honest to God, down on her knees, no holds barred, head blowing, dick chompin, toe curlin, all american blow job. No shit.
That pole dancer you mentioned is the best I have ever seen, anywhere in the world. Strickly Las Vegas class act. She is the ultimate hard body, and stays suspended up there holdin on with only one arm, for what seems forever. Did you see her back flip? When she leans back against the pole, reaches up and grabs the pole over her head, and snap flips her entire body upside down, grabbing the pole with her legs. And she does it lightning fast. Awesome strength. I got drunk one night in there at an after hours party, which the owner throws sometimes. Mandatory attendance by all dancers of course. I actually got up on the stage at that party, and tried doing that. I'm pretty strong, but I could hardly get my legs off the ground. But the girls all liked my show anyway. hehe
Glad you enjoyed my favorite titty joint, whor house, or whatever you want to call it.
You going back tonight?