Piper if i ever meet you i'll buy u apint, or a bottle of vodka, for a reward, coz the girl you banged in your picture looks nasty. PIPER i owe you a beer for making me and my friend laugh so much. Heres to Piper HAHA LOL!!
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Piper if i ever meet you i'll buy u apint, or a bottle of vodka, for a reward, coz the girl you banged in your picture looks nasty. PIPER i owe you a beer for making me and my friend laugh so much. Heres to Piper HAHA LOL!!
[QUOTE=Piper1]Mike - you can do better than that! I left that post open for a witty retort. ;)
Hint: "Fade to dream sequence ..."[/QUOTE]
I discovered I actually had a penis, then the Nigerian girls said "Mbeckali, bwana, bawana, Ntogo baweelie" (you are my dream, oilfield engineer, sink that shaft!) then I got a raise, and a salary increase! ;)
[QUOTE=11Bravo] All I'm saying is, punters with questions should take an hour; follow the links in the Reports of Distinction, starting from the last page forward; and do some reading.[/quote] Bravo, you and I are dinosaurs around here, that is the old school internet attitude (yes Virginia, there WAS an internet before the WWW) It would appear that the instant gratification gene has become dominant.
I read for two weeks to get the feel of the forum before my first post.
[QUOTE=11Bravo]But I will send Jackson a message, suggesting a top-level FAQ thread, which would be exactly that, FAQ's (well, hopefully).[/quote]
Done that same thing a Looong time ago, Mr. J is busy.
I am not being a critic here, Mr. J runs a fine forum that I have gotten tons of great info from (not just DXB stuff) and I do appreciate it, BUT, to expect any real attention to our little community is a little naive. We are only the pimple on the boil on the carbunckle.
So, Bravo has done more than his share, BC put together a nice guidebook, I even did a little "editing", who is the volunteer to spend several hours getting the wheat from the chaff and posting it?
Finally was able to connect to the forum. I just moved to the Marina area and subscribed for internet services at Media City and found out there is no blocked sites, unlike Itisalat subscription.
I go regularly to a massage parlor, they keep changing locations and staff every now and then, I guess for security reason.
Almost every time the girls ask me do you want hard or soft massage? I used to opt for the hard massage every time. This time I decided I will ask for a soft massage session. It turned out the soft massage is the sexy massage with nipples running all over you and mild scratches in places you nevery knew existed.
So lesson learned, when asked soft or hard, just ask for the former.
Tony - I have no idea which girl you're talking about. Stop being such a Tony, and put your hand back on the keyboard.
Bravo and Sporadic - you're great contributors and originals here, but I'm sorry to say, as I'm sure you know, that 99% of people click onto this site to get info or check pics, not to work out how to use the search engine or to read the "Reports of Distinction". (Sporadic, as you've pointed out a few times, the "I certainly hope someone will post this in the R.O.D." is a bit suss anyway. IMHO, It's an automatic feature).
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Answer to dream sequence: "And then I woke up". (But, Mr. Sporadic, I will check the online translater tomorrow. Swahili is sexy, especially when it comes from the plump lips of an African girl. ;))
Went to "The Boudoir" tonight - the number one nightclub for "The Beautiful People" in Dubai. They let me in anyway (thanks to the beautiful people I was with). Dubai really is a small place: I bumped into my flatmate's ex-fiance, and a girl from work who was intimidated by seeing me while she was licking the face of a guy she'd just met (she acts straight at work, and so do I, plus I'm a manager, which didn't help the situation). Also saw a local guy who I'd had trouble with a couple of years ago. None of the above wanted to see me in Boudoir tonight, and I didn't want to see them. Boudoir was full of stunning young model look-alikes going nowhere, showing their beauty then going home alone.
Give me a WG club anyday. Life is more honest there (ie you're gonna get laid if you want to).
Yes, there were a few WG's there - mainly Turkish and Iranian, and they looked high-priced. I'm still on the leash, so didn't enquire about prices.
PS - if you think Regal, York, etc are crowded on a weekend night, avoid meat-markets like Boudoir.
[QUOTE=Piper1]
I'm still on the leash, so didn't enquire about prices.
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Piper
About time the leash was eased a bit isn't it or are you still paying for the Kamaga jelly affair. Abouit time I met Miss W agian and charmed her again?
Am up tomorrow afternoon for a few hours so if you are free for coffee we can go for a sup or 2 - am sure you know where to go ;)
As for Boudoir, would be interesting to see, I am a beautiful person ;) - well at least my Filipina ladies tell me that and who I am to disbelieve them.
See you soon
WR
[QUOTE=Sporadic]So, Bravo has done more than his share, BC put together a nice guidebook, I even did a little "editing", who is the volunteer to spend several hours getting the wheat from the chaff and posting it?[/QUOTE]From personal experience I don’t think you will stop the obvious questions. No matter how easy it is to find the answers some people will just not look.
Others won’t like what they read (you mean I may have to venture outside my hotel!) or they will be convinced there is a bar full of Dongan amputee WGs somewhere and people are just holding back.
Even if you posted the contacts for every WG in Dubai you would be flooded with PM asking “Who is the hottest Jing Jing or Ding Ding” or how has the best rack “Natasha or Marina”.
That is not to say making things easier for those prepared to do a little research is not worth while, but don’t expect miracles.
[QUOTE=Barcrawler] or they will be convinced there is a bar full of Dongan amputee WGs somewhere and people are just holding back.[/quote]you forgot to mention that they are all contortionists as well! Long live the Fantasia!
[QUOTE=Barcrawler]
Others won’t like what they read (you mean I may have to venture outside my hotel!) or they will be convinced there is a bar full of Dongan amputee WGs somewhere and people are just holding back.
Even if you posted the contacts for every WG in Dubai you would be flooded with PM asking “Who is the hottest Jing Jing or Ding Ding” or how has the best rack “Natasha or Marina”.
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Because you are right :(
Does anyone remember endless repetitions of: "know where I can get hot, hot Pakistani girls ?" with never any reply. In desperation he was reffered to PIA RAOFL
My IE has a feature, where it pulls up suggestions for you based upon other peoples entries to that text box. When I put it the first "Y" of the title box, up comes "Your Blonde Fave" as a suggestion. Execution too good for 'em, thats what I say.
[QUOTE=Barcrawler]From personal experience I don’t think you will stop the obvious questions. No matter how easy it is to find the answers some people will just not look..[/QUOTE]Also the regular contributors. Piper, 11B, MK, WR, 50 etc are victims of their own success.
With your combined experience and fearless investgative journalism with no thought for your own personal safety, you have all ended up as a kind of Oracle with this mystic aura, like spiders sitting in the middle of the big web of information and opportunity.
No wonder you are plagued with PM's and numpty questions.
Still, don't go changin' fellas. Life would be all the duller without your contributions and I for one greatly appreciate the entertaining and informative reports. They are a both a real barometer for the climate in arguable the best p4p city in the world and brighten an otherwise often monotonous working day here in Blighty.
Besides, once someone has mongered in DBX once, the mists part and one achieves enlightenment and it all becomes so simple.
All the rest of us mortals can do is offer some type of payback with our more irregular FR's and post any useful info we glean along the way.
Senior members, I salute you.
[QUOTE=Slugger]Besides, once someone has mongered in DBX once, the mists part and one achieves enlightenment and it all becomes so simple.
Agree with slugger on this. The first time I was in Dxb I had absolutely no idea where to turn and what to expect. But then. The mist parted and it was actually way to simple but the modus operandi is slightly different and dearer from other mongering heavens like Rio or Bangkok.
No doubt this forum makes things lot easier for junior members if only they try to do some homework. As for me this is a must like Lonelyplanet series before I travel anywhere.
But having said that, I must say that it becomes a bit frustrating at times to dig up a specific info. As the members seem to be tight lipped about it. Recent examples being russian house address or fantasia details. And we all need time to become senior members. But then where there's a will there's always a way. And I will always try and share my info. Beecause thats what we are here for isn't it?
[QUOTE=Suhail575]Hi,
I just wanna give areveiw for the medical veiw for sex;
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I don't think you have the faintest clue what you are talking about, the post is badly written and the so called "factual" content quite out of step with current medical thinkng.
[QUOTE=Suhail575]medical warning. Good luck and play it safe. [/QUOTE]I think the intent is well meant, (and actually I think I know where Mr. Suhail575 is coming from), but there is a thread for these:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=268[/url]
This is not a flame by any means. Each of us makes our own personal decisions about risk. Myself, I wouldn't trust any Mamasan's assurance that a girl was "clean" unless she could show me her medical license [b]AND[/b] her 10 million dollar stock portfolio made by successfully predicting the stock market's future actions 100% of the time.
But that's just me.
[QUOTE=Slugger]Also the regular contributors. Piper, 11B, MK, WR, 50 etc are victims of their own success.
Still, don't go changin' fellas. Life would be all the duller without your contributions and I for one greatly appreciate the entertaining and informative reports. They are a both a real barometer for the climate in arguable the best p4p city in the world and brighten an otherwise often monotonous working day here in Blighty.
Besides, once someone has mongered in DBX once, the mists part and one achieves enlightenment and it all becomes so simple.
All the rest of us mortals can do is offer some type of payback with our more irregular FR's and post any useful info we glean along the way.
Senior members, I salute you.[/QUOTE]
Hear Hear!!
Also not forgetting Sporadic, my CIS Tutor, MK, and My House Tutor, JSF.
You've all opened up our eyes to the full engine of the WG "system", instead of just ..... wham, bang... thank you ma'am FRs (which most boards consist of).
This is the only forum in the ISG board in which I enjoy reading and taking part in, even though my trips to Dubai only amount to 2~3 per year, each not lasting more than a few days.