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Got this good one in Chaweng on the way to Reggae Pub just in one of the corner bars. I had already banged all the good lookers in all go-go bars and most beer-bars so just wandered around and wandered and wandered. The situation seemed quite hopeless. But hop, a nice smile!
Sat down immediately not to miss the chance and indeed was she gorgeous! Such an exotic face, very long curly hair. a real cutie. We had a drink each.
Conversation was a bit slow as neither of us could speak more than a few words of each other's language but we got on somehow with a lot of help from mamasan. Soon I popped the question "ha-roy baht short time ok?" (500baht ST). She nodded and off we went. Samui is such a relaxed, romantic place and every time it's just like doing it with your lover of many years.
Maybe because she was so nervous, (I don't know) she started deep kissing me as soon as we entered the bungalow. This became deeper and deeper and soon my hand was buried in her hole elbow deep, and we didn't even take a shower until then. But I supposed she had washed before. The first round was done right there and then in one steamy session. She didn't stop deep kissing for one second, nearly suffocated poor old Mistapenus. She had a gorgeous face and perfect white teeth so I complained not even a bit. It's so hard to get a good kisser anyway.
After some intensive moaning and groaning and screaming (her) I suggested we take a shower. Some real tasty oral action followed from both sides and did she have the pinkiest pinky ever! In great contrast with the black skin. You must have noticed that the real hot ones are always the blackest. (Why?)
Round two was just as good as round one, or better. We both got succesfully totally exhausted. I had to remind her that time was over, 2 hours gone. She might get another quickie if she goes back to the bar, I reckoned. So good for her.
Bye, bye, see'ya later! She got on the motorbike taxi.
Evaluation: Excellent! 30 year old (looked younger). The cost only 200 pay bar, 500 pay girl, 50 taxi, 200 two drinks total:B950.
Have read it somewhere on the Net that Samui hookers are the oldest and ugliest in the whole country. Coincidentally I had the same thoughts so I felt justified. But this only partly seems to be true.
When you look around Samui one can't help but notice the great number of hot looking young thai females everywhere. Except that most of them already have male company. It is quite common in Samui to book a girl for a week, a month or longer and go bike riding and just hang out together all the time. In fact the better looking ones count on this and will not easily go for just "ST" if there is something better in view. All that is left the uglies and oldies (some very advanced ages indeed) for short time action.
If you go to Lamai the beer-bars are quite well packed with reasonable lookers at opening time around 7-8pm but virtually deserted (except for the grannies) by 10pm.
The top lookers in the two go-go bars in Chaweng are often booked out for a week or month at the time, espec. in peak-season. There is a serious shortage of good looking females in Samui's meat trade. Yet if you put in the work, occasionally you will find some.
Just like in the brothels back home, like attracts like. Better looking meat tends to gather together. In Chaweng down the way to the Reggae Pub only a couple of bars have really reasonable looking pussy. One used to be the Elle Pub which closed down just recently. But the one next to it, the Queen Pub is not too bad either. Almost all the hostesses are passable.
If it's not a busy night, you should be able to get ST for B500 and LT for 1000. Some ask more but I could always get it for this much and the performance has been satisfactory or even better.
In the go-go bars of Chaweng for the best girls the asking price is B2000 ST (short time up to 2-3 hrs but sometimes only one hour). They can get this much since of the meat-shortage as mentioned before. I even heard of a story of a girl getting B7000 LT because the place was packed and several punters wanted to take her home. (She is very good looking though!) But if it's a slow night and you are persistent and smile you should get anyone for 1000 ST or 1500 LT in either of the two go-go bars.
All the girls gave reasonable service as this seems to be the norm in Samui. It's such a relaxed place.
The massage joints near the Green Mango are a rip-off. They wanted B600 for massage + handjob or 2000 F/S one hour on site. Who would pay that much? They weren't even anywhere near good looking.
At Pink Panther massage on Chaweng Road ST is B2000 F/S. They look okay but for this money?
Good hunting!
I copied my last two reports from the "other areas" chapter to here (Samui) as this is where they really belong.
Just to explain.
Thanx Mr Jackson for the new Samui folder.
Mistapenuzzzz
NA THON
There is a Thai brothel on Thanon Chonvithi, on the waterfront, south of the Old Pier, next to the Palace Hotel. After 6PM girls sit outside on the street and at the water. Also you can find it from the neons. Nothing fancy, just a couple of rooms. Massage + boom-boom 1hr B500 for farang. Thais pay less I suppose. Some girls speak quite good English.
Just in case you are stuck in town for the night.
There is also a Thai karaoke place on the road opposite the New Pier, opens at 8PM. It's pretty dark inside. I sat down, got a beer for 70B and nobody talked to me. I don't quite know what is the situation with these karaoke places. The girls just took turns singing, some customers also sang. Sometimes quite well. You can pass time here in the evening. If you speak thai, even better.
The night market in the car park at the waterfront has some OK food and they have Singha and Carlsberg on draft for 100B a jug.
It's quite a Thai town, not much in the way of farang entertainment. But a nice and quiet change after Chaweng.
You can take a great walk (or moto & walk) to the nearby Hin Lad waterfall during the day. You can swim too a bit.
Another nice place nearby is the Tong Yang pier where the ferry arrives from Don Sak. Swimming is quite good there and hardly anybody in the water apart from a few locals and some stray doggies (putting on some 'doggy-style' action occasionally).
I actually walked there from Na Thon but it's really too far, you better off take a moto for 60B.
I agree with the other posts on Ko Samui. I stayed in Lamai and prefer the scene there to Cheweng.It's a little slower paced.The quality in general is no wheres as good as Pattaya or Bangkok.The carnival they put on was poorly done and like a church carnival. It did draw alot of people to the island. We tried a gogo place across from the green mango and had st with girls that had an apartment close by,good service and attitude. In Lamai there are many beer bars but you have to look hard to find an attractive one.Also many hotels have a joiner fee if you bring one back to your hotel. I talked them out of charging me,but it was a bit of a hassle.Also the Baht taxis are a pain,you always have to neogotiate the price in the evenings. The motobikes are better in the evenings.
RE: LAMAI
If you find the block of beer bars around the thai boxing stadium, nearly opposite McDonalds, there is also a Thai-style disco nearby. Nearly opposite actually. It's called "SUPER SUB. The thais pronounce it "sooba-soopa".
Inside a little bit it looks like a go-go. But it's not! The dancers may be the best looking in town (and that means Chaweng too!), but they wear street clothes and not easily will go with you. Most of them actually won't.
They get paid good cash, B15000 per month just for dancing. Plus expensive lady drinks B200! For this, they will talk with you for a while. Great isn't it!
Many of them are top lookers. You can ask the wait staff if any of the girls goes with customer, but it won't be cheap. They can leave the disco only after 2am. The girl I picked looked like Britney Spears' sister (as if she was).
After two drinks @B200 ea she was (maybe!) ready for business but for B5000! I thanked her very much and left. She was a nice girl though, and spoke good English.
The disco is worth a look. And the beer is around B100, cola B70.
Guys I am new to the WSG but have been lurking for a couple of months.
Good to see that there is a seperate section now for Samui, I plan to spend a week in Lamai in late January. From info gleaned from other forums Lamai seems best suited to my style.
I have heard that there are not that many TGs about but hopefully they'll be enough for me!!
All that I need to do now is find a nice guest friendly hotel directly on the beach.
Rgds
in the news today (bkk post):
thai to begin flying to samui despite landing safety concerns
aims to compete with bangkok airways
boonsong kositchotethana
thai airways international will break into the samui skies long dominated by bangkok airways starting next month, even though the island's airport cannot safely accommodate the type of aircraft it intends to use.
according to industry sources, thai has been pressured by certain figures in the thaksin shinawatra government to embark on two return daily flights on the bangkok-samui route using boeing 737-400 jets. the aim is to break the dominance on the route by the country's largest private airline, they say.
under the licence granted by the department of aviation, the samui airport _ built, owned and operated by bangkok airways _ can handle aircraft with a maximum take-off weight of 57.715 tonnes, wingspan of 36 metres and maximum approach speed of 141 knots.
the airport, which has cost one billion baht to build and upgrade over time, has a runway 2,060 metres long and 45 metres wide.
the largest plane it can handle is a boeing 717, the smallest in its passenger jet family, which bangkok airways operates along with smaller atr72 turbo-prop aircraft.
thai's b737-400, with 149 seats, has a maximum take-off weight of 68 tonnes, or about 20% over the airport's existing capacity.
prasert prasarttong-osoth, president and chief executive of bangkok airways, said landing a 737-400 at samui airport could pose safety problems.
he said his firm had no objection to allowing thai to land the bigger jets as long as the department of aviation agreed, though he warned of prohibitive costs related to runway repairs and maintenance.
chalor kotcharat, director-general of department of aviation, said yesterday he opposed using aircraft exceeding the size limit for samui.
``the department only supports the use of small aircraft for samui. there are also questions of the short runway and noise pollution (associated with bigger aircraft),'' he said.
however, an aviation expert said thai could reduce the weight of cargo, passengers and fuel on the 737-400 to meet the limit.
sources say political figures have been pushing thai airways to serve samui to create competition with bangkok airways and bring down fares on the latter's cash-cow route.
bangkok airways, which turned the little-known southern island into a global tropical destination since launching regular air service in 1989, has been criticised for excessive fares.
dr prasert said the criticism was unfair, and that foreign tourists, who make up 93% of the samui passenger traffic, rarely complained about the fares.
however, to deal with criticism of its fares, bangkok airways will offer discounts for thai nationals starting on jan 15. the reduced fare will be 6,000 baht in the high season and 5,000 baht in the low season, compared with the normal fare of 7,100 baht.
Hello fellow pooners,
I am looking for info re- a semi delux 2 bdrm. beach bungalow, out of the busy area, and not in a busy resort. Something very nice and peaceful. But close enough to the action. I would like a semi seculded beach right out front.
Any info would be greatly appreciated.
Red Cork, you should check out Bo Phut. It's a honeymooners' little fishing village in the North of Samui. However Samui is tiny and renting a motorbike is just 150 Baht for the day. You can easuly hop down to Chaweng Beach, which is the best one for nightlife, in my opinion. Don't forget to try out Reggae Pub, the number one in free lancers. Got a couple of girls for just 200 Baht each for the whole night. But I'm still young, early 20's.
Thanks for the useful info, I will check into it . Do you have a educated guess at the price? I want something for a couple months. Is the beach infront of the bungalows?
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Red Cork,
The beach is in front of bungalows, which only cost 200B per night. You may arrange something for 2 months. But I don't recommend. Price is so cheap that you will not get much of a discount for 2 months. And anyway, paying daily will always leave you free to move on to another place if you don't feel like staying on. The less you plan in LOS the better.
Hey fellas,
Check out Pongpetch Servotel in Banrak. It is down the street from Big Bhudda. They have clean air conditioned rooms about a 5 minute ride from the airport. I love this part of town as it is quiet. They have no problem with you bringing back a girl as long as you are discreeet and act accordingly. In fact the owners wife asked me why I never brought one back. Little did she know I was more than discreet. It is possible to get to my room bypassing the front entrance. The view of Koh Pangan is nice and of course Chaweng is just a 12-15 minute moto ride away.
Hi all,
Does anyone know if Koh Samui has a location like Soi 6 in Pattaya?
TX
Sting