Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[QUOTE=Johndao]If any of you adventurous types want to try something a little different away from your super expensive D1 HBT haunts, try this. It's not thrilling, it's not the greatest, but it's an ok way to spend a little time, a little money and see the real VN (and cum too)! The place (and there are many many more like it but I will describe 1 place and 1 girl and 1 experience. Go to Lam Van Ben St. in District 7. It's very close to D1 and D4 for those of you with a great fear of leaving the city center. Lam Van Ben runs north-south between Tran Xuan Soan and Nguyen Thi Thap which are parallel East-west roads. Go to a little cafe, number 178a closer to Ng Thi Thap, on the right side heading south.[/quote]Dear Johndao,

Apologies, newbie here to the forum. Have been in HCM for 2 months but not been out of dist 1, 10 and 3 much. Will be around in HCM for the rest of the year though.

I went to the above mentioned today, but sadly couldn't find it. I'd managed to only find 179 Lam Van Ben st though. Have no idea where 178a is, after walking around for quite a bit. Did see alot of people fishing at a pond beside the road though.
Perhaps you could point this lost bloke in the right direction please?

Many thanks

[QUOTE=Ashen]Dear Johndao,

Apologies, newbie here to the forum. Have been in HCM for 2 months but not been out of dist 1, 10 and 3 much. Will be around in HCM for the rest of the year though.

I went to the above mentioned today, but sadly couldn't find it. I'd managed to only find 179 Lam Van Ben st though. Have no idea where 178a is, after walking around for quite a bit. Did see alot of people fishing at a pond beside the road though.
Perhaps you could point this lost bloke in the right direction please?

Many thanks[/QUOTE]Ashen, It is further south down that road, past the fishing place. On your right. And now there are two places next to one another. There is a third cafe (first as you head south) with a very cute young girl working selling coffee but only that, normal cafe. The ones I am talking about are next door nearly to the Nguyen Thi Thap intersection. When you walk past them the girls will beckon you to come in. I mark them approximately only on the map attached.

These places are nothing great so don't get too excited. On Nguyen Thi Thap you will find many many BBS doing massa/BJ for 100-150k total. Look for places with doors that are usually smoked white tinted and that have signs like Hot Toc, May Lanh. If it's open and you can look inside and see barbers, it's just haircut. Near the Lam Van Ben intersection go left or right and you will see many, they are all (almost all) on the north side of the street.

JD

On the way back from Q2, after Cau Saigon, I took a detour into D2. I have never been in this area before. But I "smelt" something sleazy about this area. I slowed down and look the both side of the street. I noticed an old woman (around 40) at a hot toc place waving at me when I just drove passed it. I continued on till the junction and turned right into Ung Van Khiem Street. (On Google Maps, enter “ho chi minh city, ung van khiem”)

I was still going slowly. Amongst god knows everything, I noticed a few small cafes at the both sides of the road. They looked suspicious. Very suspicious. I made a mental note of these places and drove on. I turned around at the point where the street become less busy, and drove back down the same road towards the point I started.

I can now see many cafes like these, and some of them have girls sitting in front of their shops. These girls were wearing colourful clothes. You can’t miss it. They are definitely cafe oms.

I picked one of them and walked in. This place (see pic1. Can you see a little gecko on the wall? Cute :)) had a few chairs and nothing else except a mandatory plant (you will notice there is always some plants in front of these cafes, presumably to obscure the views from outside) This girl greeted me and sat me in a worn chair. I ordered a cà phê sữa đá, but she had to fetch it from another place. Mama san came along and asked me to pay 150K upfront. I said I would pay afterwards, but this ugly woman in pyjamas was insistent. So I obliged.

She (late 20s, 6/10 now. I reckon when she’s younger, she would easily be 8/10) took my hand very affectionate and to the room behind (see pic2). The room was dark and dingy. There were 3 motor bikes in it, and by the wall was a sheet of mattress. She hugged me and kissed me on the mouth (very surprising). I wasn’t sure if I could go all the way. I tried to remove my trousers and underwear, but she stopped me there. OK. No FS then. She removed her bra and underwear for me to touch. She gave me BBBJ, and I finished with HJ. It’s not perfect, but certainly satisfied my curiosity about these places. Not sure if someone has posted on this area. Anyway, why not try, and report your findings.

[QUOTE=Johndao]Ashen, It is further south down that road, past the fishing place. On your right. And now there are two places next to one another. There is a third cafe (first as you head south) with a very cute young girl working selling coffee but only that, normal cafe. The ones I am talking about are next door nearly to the Nguyen Thi Thap intersection. When you walk past them the girls will beckon you to come in. I mark them approximately only on the map attached.

JD[/QUOTE]Many thanks for the prompt aid Johndao,

Will look for them when I can.

I'm holed up in q1 and it seems all the good action is further away though.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Joe Nailer]On the way back from Q2, after Cau Saigon, I took a detour into D2. I have never been in this area before. But I "smelt" something sleazy about this area.

I can now see many cafes like these, and some of them have girls sitting in front of their shops. These girls were wearing colourful clothes. You can’t miss it. They are definitely cafe oms.

I picked one of them (No.164 UVK?) and walked in. This place (see pic1. Can you see a little gecko on the wall? Cute :)) had a few chairs and nothing else except a mandatory plant (you will notice there is always some plants in front of these cafes, presumably to obscure the views from outside) This girl Nhung greeted me and sat me in a worn chair. I ordered a cà phê sữa đá, but she had to fetch it from another place. Mama san came along and asked me to pay 150K upfront. I said I would pay afterwards, but this ugly woman in pyjamas was insistent. So I obliged.

Nhung (late 20s, 6/10 now. I reckon when she’s younger, she would easily be 8/10) took my hand very affectionate and to the room behind (see pic2). The room was dark and dingy. There were 3 motor bikes in it, and by the wall was a sheet of mattress. She hugged me and kissed me on the mouth (very surprising). I wasn’t sure if I could go all the way. I tried to remove my trousers and underwear, but she stopped me there. OK. No FS then. She removed her bra and underwear for me to touch. She gave me BBBJ, and I finished with HJ. It’s not perfect, but certainly satisfied my curiosity about these places. Not sure if someone has posted on this area. Anyway, why not try, and report your findings.[/QUOTE]Good job Joe! I'll check it out. Try to do it for 100k. All the places like this on Phan Van Tri will do it for 100k. Maybe proximity to wealthier areas makes it more expensive? Don't know. Would Nhung let you take pics?

Hey Joe, do you want to do a girl together? I mean like one in her mouth and one in her ass or pussy and then switch? Really wear her out and get great pics as well.

JD

[QUOTE=Hardlock1]Last year, I wrote about a place in Phu Nhuan, a Hotel, that had Massage on the top floor. If you look back to last March, you will see my report there.

Imagine also, my shock, to find the Parlor totally redone. Individual, separate rooms, with bath and sauna in each bathroom. [b]Imagine also my shock to find that the Massage Girls actually give you a bath.[/b] Amazing. Good.[/QUOTE]Hey Hardlock,

Don't worry, we don't hold any poster responsible for our good time based on posts here. Someone may have a good time and someone else not so good at any place. Scene, girls, prices, attitudes are never consistent. We are just trying to give one another the benefits of what we have learned through our explorations, to save others time, effort and money.

I just misunderstood the quote above about the Thanh Nghia in Phu Nhuan. I thought it meant that the massage girls there actually give you a bath, when in fact, they don't. But I am hoping they do somewhere else and that I can find it!

JD

[QUOTE=Johndao]Good job Joe! I'll check it out. Try to do it for 100k. All the places like this on Phan Van Tri will do it for 100k. Maybe proximity to wealthier areas makes it more expensive? Don't know. Would Nhung let you take pics?

Hey Joe, do you want to do a girl together? I mean like one in her mouth and one in her ass or pussy and then switch? Really wear her out and get great pics as well.

JD[/QUOTE]
Initially Nhung said 100K, but this greedy b**ch came and said 150K. 50K for cafe sua da, 50K for bla bla bla (in fact for her), and 50K for bla bla bla (for her again!). I know it's rubbish. But additional 50K (3USD or 2 quid) is not much. (I know you should not translate it into your own currency)

No. This area is not any wealthier than any other part in HCMC. It looks more like a shanty town. Because of its proximity to the river with loading wharves for barges, people are I think quite rough. This place can be related to many port towns around the world (London Dockland, Rotterdam, Yokohama etc) having ho houses to serve low ranking sailors and labourers for centuries.
If you can get it for 100K with this woman in PYJAMAS, I owe you a beer or 2 (cheapest one thou ;) ). But try other cafe oms in this area as well so that we can compare.

[QUOTE=Joe Nailer]No. This area is not any wealthier than any other part in HCMC. It looks more like a shanty town. Because of its proximity to the river with loading wharves for barges, people are I think quite rough. This place can be related to many port towns around the world (London Dockland, Rotterdam, Yokohama etc) having ho houses to serve low ranking sailors and labourers for centuries.
If you can get it for 100K with this woman in PYJAMAS, I owe you a beer or 2 (cheapest one thou ;) ). But try other cafe oms in this area as well so that we can compare.[/QUOTE]Read Joe Nailer's report yesterday, had some time to spare just after lunch and decided to have a look see.

Excellent directions given by Joe Nailer. Went to the same cafe as Joe Nailer did (Not hard to spot from the striped jersey backs on its chairs) though I must say that further down the street, there were lots of variety in the other cafes, to choose from.

Lady in PJs asked for a 100k initially, but after realizing I was a foreigner (japanese) she suddenly increased to 150k. Managed to haggle it down to 120k though.

My con gai was just above 18, approaching 19, a little chubby and cherubic. Decent titties with really light coloured nips.

After some teasing and groping, initiated for me to move towards the back room. Pulled up her top, took off her bra and dropped her shorts and panties for me to fondle whilst she gave a toothy but very keen BBBJ.

Would have preferred someone a little older with more technique though, but whatever this girl lacked in the skill department, she made up with her enthusiasm. But alas, I couldn't respond to her oral coaxing. The lady in PJs was already banging on the door after 25mins. I gave up, tipped the girl 10k which she appreciated with a hug and peck on the cheek and left.

Feeling still frustrated, I headed further down the street (a minute's walk to 178UVK) to a hotel MP hoping to get proper relief. 80K ticket with a HJ tip of 100k. No BBBJ from this MP though.

Will be trying the rest of the cafes down the street soon.

Cheers

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Hi guys, today I decided to go to Thanh Nghia on Ng Kiem to see what it is all about. As the older members of this forum that have met me and know me they will know that although I am not Vietnamese I do speak very fluent Vietnamese, so I found out all the correct prices/ins & outs etc. of the place.

OK so I went there at lunchtime today, when you go in and say to the reception MASSA he takes you to a lift and presses the fifth floor button for you. Once you reach fifth floor another reception greets you and asks if you want NORMAL or VIP room. Normal being 100k and VIP being 200k, BOTH rooms are the same, Normal is for 1 hour and VIP is for 2 hours.

Normal service the girl is not supposed to bathe you, VIP service the girls job is to bathe you (so if she don't then DEMAND).

I only went for the Normal service myself, but the massage girl told me all the rules etc. and explained the VIP service as I asked her.

I bathed myself, got a good massage, HJ at the end, got to grope and finger her, tipped 100k at the end (that is standard tip for local Vietnamese, I am not Vietnamese but I speak the language and I am Asian so they think I am local). She told me normal tip price for locals if taking the VIP service is 200k as it is double time.

All in all the service was ok, but only DOWN point compared to the likes of FESTIVAL etc. is the steam room and bath is in the room, so another words if you want to spend half an hour in the steam room then that gets deducted off your 1hr room service.

Well hope this info helps.


EDIT: oh forgot to say, as for tipping, it is the same as all other places, you write the tip amount on the piece of paper the girl gives you, no money is exchanged in the room to the girl, if the girl told anyone that then she is just ripping the company off as for every 100k he gets tipped (on paper) she has to give 30k to the company (so she only gets 70k tip)

Anyone know of good places in Da Lat?

[QUOTE=Riki Riki]Anyone know of good places in Da Lat?[/QUOTE]

There is a thread for other areas and if you use the search function you will find information about massage parlours in the hotels.

This afternoon I spent some time checking out 178A Lam Van Ben as well as a variety of hot tocs on Nguyen Thi Thap. Thanks for the great directions - they were easy to find. Also very easy to get services besides a "hair cut" or straightforward "massage." I wonder if anyone goes there for any reason besides extras.

I was never given a price of 100,000, though I pushed for it. Best I could negotiate at any of these places was 150,000 or 200,000, which was disappointing. I suspect this is all about how much Vietnamese you know. I know almost no Vietnamese, so this naturally put me at a disadvantage in negotiating.

The other disappointment was that none of the ladies had very good technique. Without exception the routine seemed to be a bit of excessively rushed shallow head bobbing, followed by an extremely loud spitting session, followed by a bit more mediocre oral sex, then more spitting, etc. I've gotten blowjobs in a number of different countries and I've never encountered this before. It was pretty comical, actually. And it wasn't just my session or one particular hot toc - I heard loud spitting frequently at several different places coming from several different ladies. I'm not sure I'd hurry back to these places. Is this pretty standard as far as what to expect from HCMC hot tocs? Maybe I should try hair wash places or hot tocs in other parts of town.

I went there a couple days ago since it was a popular place on this forum, I parked my bike in a empty parking lot, walked upstairs then into the lift to the 5th floor, asked about vip and was taken to the 6th floor. The massuest was not very pretty (compared to my usual place) she couldn't speak a word of english (thats usual) She turned on the tv, set it to some soap opera, run the bath (without washing all the dirt and hair from the tub) after I drained it and washed it, refilled and she bathed me in ankle deep water. I noticed the curtains on both doors (entrance and bathroom) are tied together in the middle. I'm not shy so it didn't bother me much, I asked her to close the curtains and she just moved them around a bit.

I lay down on the table and she began the slapping and a halfassed massage.
She then climbed ontop of my back and began the jumping on the spine and cracking my spine. Normally this is fine but the way she was doing it felt like she was jumping and taking great pleasure in causing me discomfort. I told her 5 times to stop and she just laughed like it was a great joke. After the 5th time I rolled over, yelled at her to get out, I got up, she motioned to get another massuest but I was too pissed off by then, I changed and left the room. The attendant/manager come to see what the fuss was about, I told him she was no good, told her 5 times to stop that jumping. All he cared about was the 200k. I had already pushed the button on the lift so it was ready for me to go. I went back to the desk, and continued my explanation. The girl was giggling like it was something great. I directed a couple "duma's" (doh-maa) and other words that wiped the grin off her face.
The guy then started taking me more seriously. He still insisted on paying 200k for probably 15minutes use in the vip room. I tossed a 50k note his way and stormed out into the lift.

I was tempted to workout how much $/min the room was worth but took the lift downstairs and was expecting some resistance but the few guys/attendants saw the look and my body language and stayed far away. The bike attendant reluctantly approached me for my ticket though he did remember me from a few minutes ealier. Gave him my ticket and pulled my own bike out. Hopped on and rode off.

That was the first and only time I will ever go to that massage parlour.

Note that this is my experience, No doubt that others will have had great experiences/times/massages but for me it was the opposite.

I'll stick to my usual spot with bbj beginning ending.

I hope that others will have a better time/experience than I did.

[QUOTE=Member #2234]Hi guys, today I decided to go to Thanh Nghia on Ng Kiem to see what it is all about. As the older members of this forum that have met me and know me they will know that although I am not Vietnamese I do speak very fluent Vietnamese, so I found out all the correct prices/ins & outs etc. of the place.

OK so I went there at lunchtime today, when you go in and say to the reception MASSA he takes you to a lift and presses the fifth floor button for you. Once you reach fifth floor another reception greets you and asks if you want NORMAL or VIP room. Normal being 100k and VIP being 200k, BOTH rooms are the same, Normal is for 1 hour and VIP is for 2 hours.

Normal service the girl is not supposed to bathe you, VIP service the girls job is to bathe you (so if she don't then DEMAND).

I only went for the Normal service myself, but the massage girl told me all the rules etc. and explained the VIP service as I asked her.

I bathed myself, got a good massage, HJ at the end, got to grope and finger her, tipped 100k at the end (that is standard tip for local Vietnamese, I am not Vietnamese but I speak the language and I am Asian so they think I am local). She told me normal tip price for locals if taking the VIP service is 200k as it is double time.

All in all the service was ok, but only DOWN point compared to the likes of FESTIVAL etc. is the steam room and bath is in the room, so another words if you want to spend half an hour in the steam room then that gets deducted off your 1hr room service.

Well hope this info helps.

EDIT: oh forgot to say, as for tipping, it is the same as all other places, you write the tip amount on the piece of paper the girl gives you, no money is exchanged in the room to the girl, if the girl told anyone that then she is just ripping the company off as for every 100k he gets tipped (on paper) she has to give 30k to the company (so she only gets 70k tip)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mik Hcmc]I went there (Thanh Nghia) a couple days ago since it was a popular place on this forum[/QUOTE]Mik,

I sure hope you did not think I was giving any kind of endorsement to this place. I panned it, said I had a terrible time and left before my time was up. Only Hardluck seems to enjoy, as he likes being beaten roughly there. I surely don't see how you could think Thanh Nghia is a popular place on this forum. That's what the forum is for, to help one another enjoy the good and avoid the bad. Festival is a popular place on this forum although I have never tried it as I am not a big fan of the HJ.

JD

I happened by the cafe om on Lam Van Ben that I wrote about a while back (with map), and saw the girl I had seen on my previous and only visit. Her name is Lieu and I mention this again because I liked her. I went back a few times but did not see anyone interesting. Lieu is noteworthy because 1) she is ok looking 2) she has a good attitude 3) she is hard-working on the BJ (she was for me) 4) she has incredible long nipples and 5) she has insanely long, straight pussy hair.

So if you are ok with down and dirty, semi-public with chickens running around, fan outdoors, have an hour or so and about 120k Dong to spare, check it out.

But don't write back and say I told about some fabulous, cheap BJ place with gorgeous young girls who give awesome BJ. I am not saying that. But I enjoyed my one time there, getting blown by Lieu.