Larry Spence in Nepal - the best is Yeti to come
Mr Spence arrived bedraggled in Nepal after a total of eighteen hours, four of them spent looking at a pair of breasts the size of space hoppers behind a Costa Coffee in the transit lounge of the Sultanat of Oman. That is a mouthful of a sentence but not as much of a mouthful as the tenth and eleventh wonders of the world would have been. Larry's cock was as big as a camel's and harder than granite (and he hadn't even bought the viagra derivatives yet).
He checked in at a fine hotel - and mooched around for some non-pro activity in the bar. He met his contact there, an English woman with a fine tan and body, but wearing sunglasses. As it was seven o' clock in the evening, the intrepid Mr Spence sensed danger and retired to sleep off the lag and jump around on a bouncy castle in the Sultanate of Mammory.
The next day Larry's suspicions bore fruit. She removed her glasses to reveal eyes that were further apart than Marty Feldman's after a three-day binge. 'I suppose I could get her to wear a blindfold - quite kinky - Larry asked himself' but instead he headed down to Thamel where most of the mongering is to be done.
The Bottom Line - Larry style
Forgive the lack of precise details because various months have passed since the trip but this is the main hangout for fellow Mr Spence's.
On entering massage parlours you will be shown a fancy laminated menu with over-inflated prices. Ignore this. Say the parlour down the road has quoted just 500 thingees, whatever. This will get you a massage for 2 hrs in oil or talc. You might have to pay 600. At the end of the very good oil massages, the girls will concentrate on the loins and buttocks usually resulting in a stiffy - they will then try to negotiate hand job, blow job, or full sex - an extra 500 will probably get the first two - you may have to stretch to 1000 extra to get the full works. So 1500 or thereabouts - about £15-18 for 2 hrs relaxation followed by closer examination and safe exchange of fluids has to be good value. Blow-jobs are usually owo.
Cruise the parlours until you find a girl who looks sexy. The areas to have massage and extras are hardly salubrious and sometimes only a thin curtain on a wire or plasterboard separates you from the Deputy Chief of the People's Army being de-spunked - so be prepared.
The other option is to get massage off a girl for a few days running and then suggest she come back to the hotel where, if you have a moderate-top-end hotel you can have all the privacy you want. Thamel is a real hotch-potch of nooks and crannies, it's good fun and there are lots of varied restaurants and bars to have a breather between other activities.
Larry took the lead of a previous report on Kathmandu on his last day - the one which lead him up past the Marajuana/herbal sign off one of the main squares and past a few offices on the second floor.
He had a fantastic time but noted that Nepalese women are quite modest in these places so you are likely to find yourself undressed/naked a lot more frequently than you de-robe the girls.
After a draining massage with a cutie he crossed the road to an internet cafe where he was approached by a well-dressed Nepali woman who had been chatting at the counter with the (female) manager. She brought Larry a slice of cake and suggested he come round the corner to see the new opening of a salon.
Larry followed and from the feeling he got - perhaps it was the sugar in the cake or the way the woman was now holding his hand - he accosted her gently on the marble stairs she was leading him up and plafced his tongue like an electric eel down her throat.
Once on the top floor, hey presto the new salon was a new, clean parlour and within minutes the civilian-dressed woman was sucking eagerly on his cock. Larry loved the tiny fingers of the woman who was about 4' 11" but perfectly proportioned - it made his cock look eeven bigger.
Enjoy boys, sorry for the scant detail but Mr Spence spent most of his time drinking whisy, smoking ganga and having memory-scrubbing oil tickles.
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Thamel: Massage Parlors and Dance Bars
after a trek, landed in thamel for an r&r break. decided to go for a massage to loosen the cramps and aches. there began the problems – it was somewhat difficult to find a genuine “masseur” – most massage parlors in thamel offer everything else but a decent massage. finally found one place with a qualified masseur – can highly recommend it to fellow trekkers.
thamel is dotted with massage parlors where there certainly is more on offer in addition to a massage. avoid the massage unless you believe that a few thumps with a loose hand dabbed in engine oil (they call it ayurvedic/ herbal oil) is massage.
the crowd available in these parlors range from scrap at the bottom of barrel filled with warm spit to the ones floating on the top. but the same barrel full of warm spit, that is. absolute ugly to passably ok girls can be found in these parlors, so check out a number of them before you decide. if you wish to have only sex, ask for it upfront from the proprietor. going rate is rupees 500-800 although the guy will quote 2k for st. but be prepared for disappointments as well; the girls rarely speak english and any monger getting anything other that a missionary should consider himself lucky. business generally starts at around 11.00 am and rarely proceeds beyond 7.30- 8.00 pm.
another fad these days are the dance bars. some of the prettiest faces and bodies can be seen prancing around in sexy outfits on a stage to the beats of nepali and bollywood pop. the ones on jyatha are nothing mush to write about. but there are two joints in thamel where the collection is quite good – 007 (opposite himalette café) and new pink palace (next to the yin yang restaurant). after 9.30 pm, the 007 dance bar puts on a few steamy numbers with mock sex routines. i found the new pink palace slightly classier with a better pick of girls and décor. the show begins after 6.30 pm and goes on till 2.00 am.
the girls at these dance bars are from villages and can barely speak a few words of english. they are non-pros and make around 7-10 k (around us$ 100) a month. their job is to do a number on the stage and then come down to mix with the patrons. you can pen down your requests, both for a dance or a particular girl, on a napkin and hand it over to the waiters. you need to buy them some drinks and food, which is the management’s way of making money. you may be able to run your hands over her while she’s at your table, nothing more is possible inside the bar. plus the language is a barrier as they can talk little else than nepali and a bit of hindi – english is very rare. strictly speaking, it is very difficult to score with them.
i adopted a different strategy which worked. there are a number of female waiters who take orders for your drinks and food. i befriended one from darjeeling, where i schooled. while she was a non-pro, but earning less than a dancer, she was willing. damage – 2k for a 3 hour non-hurried session. i managed to persuade her to get me two more such waiters – not exceptional beauties or performers in bed, but definitely cleaner and more fun than the massage parlor girls. be nice to them and win them over – requires some time and patience but is definitely easier to lay them than blowing a fortune over drinks for the dancers who at the end refuse to go out with you.
there are a number of cabin restaurants around the highways going out of the town. while i was unable to check any of them out, i do understand that sex is available.
i met a guy at one of the dance bars who claimed that pros and semi-pros are available, but was unable to check it out for lack of time. i would be happy to share his number if any monger wishes to check him out.
was glad to score and have a wonderful time in kathmandu.
good luck and happy mongering.
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Escorts/Girl friendly hotels
Hi,
Will be visiting kathmandu for 3 days in feb (first time). Any advice on girl-friendly hotels ? Also, any tips on escort service in Kathmandu ?
Appreciate your help,
Sunny