Belated Newbie RIO Report
sorry for such a late report but after getting back to the lone star state a mountain of problems were waiting for me. i've posted some bits and pieces before though about balcony. anyway, it was my first rio trip and i got all the intel off of this forum before heading down and completed 52 of the 60 pimsleur port lessons so i was ready. made plenty of rookie mistakes but had a blast. went with my boss and another guy so couldn't go where i wanted but i did ok.
just one note before i begin: i'm black and like many of my friends wanting to go to rio i was expecting to see a lot of the dark curly haired bombshells everywhere and was surprised that most looked caucasian, still bombshells though. i was told that many of the darker ones come from? salvador? or somewhere but they were abundant on the beaches but unfortunately not in 4x4, which was the only terma i made it to. i was referred to the termas where i could find them but just didn't have time so if you're into mega-asses make sure you have your to do list in order. 4x4 has plenty of big bunda too, but those who are searching for the luana (porn star) type ass i didn't see it there on two visits. saw one in balcony believe it or not and she wouldn't budge off r$400 for one hour. i was told the rapper pit bull was in balcony at that time but i didn't see him but the crowd ballooned within 30 minutes.
travel dates were oct. 15-21st. 2012. rented a car from hertz (huge mistake) as my boss adamantly requested. total bill for a week for an automatic 4-door was $us 987. 00. then two days later i got another charge on my personal cc for another $us622! i guess it was for traffic tickets or something but i got it off. for now. i'm sure that's not done with. there's simply no need for a rental car there. coupled with those drivers & motorcycles being an accident waiting to happen and atrocious parking (parking will double your rental cost) it's a nightmare. and there's a zero tolerance for dui. public transportation is a breeze in comparison.
arrived on a brazilian holiday in copa. that was a blessing in disguise because the beach was absolutely packed with super hot brasileras of all kinds in thongs. luana's & model-types everywhere. i've always watched television shows of hot chicks on the beach but never saw it live. all i could say is wow. as far as the eye could see was just glorious. that one sight right there made my trip as far as eye candy goes. i never returned on the beach but drove it daily and never saw that many garotas there again at one time, not even the next weekend. but there were always some hotties relaxing or walking for sure.
we first went in search for a cambio, got a 2. 02 rate from ipanema travel. all subsequent rates were at 2. 05 with no hassle, thanks to erectus indicus. went and purchased a tim sim card for $10 from americanas express. another huge mistake. it took us two days to figure that they sold us a sim card with a number that mismatched the packaging and couldn't be activated. you can't call in to support because it's in port and even i couldn't get past option 1 and the international support phone number is equally useless. went to a tim store a couple of days later and let them do everything before i left the store. they just use google translate on their computer screens with you as i had to transfer credits from the previously purchased card.
got settled into a great apartment 2 blocks off copa rented directly from the owner on vrbo. #133340. $2k / week for 4 bedroom and the pics don't do it justice. totally girl friendly. our first night there we overloaded the elevator with 5 garotas and 3 guys and it just shut down. the 24 hr doorman reset it and we went up separately.
first on my list was 4x4 so we hopped in the rental and used gps to get there. gps sucks there by the way. we got lost, turned around in circles and once ended up in the shipyard trying to get the freaking airport. nothing new to report on the ongoings in 4x4 except to say i felt like a kid in the candy store. i remained patient for about an hour and a half interviewing and watching and finally settled on a lithe girl. 27. i don't know her name, i wrote all of their names and ages down but that piece of paper got lost in travel so i apologize. she was great in the sack, bbbj, fk, completo, friendly and bubbly. she was just one small step short of gfe. will repeat whenever i get back there. went back down had a few drinks and we decided to go pick up our 3rd companion from the apartment and return. never made it back that day.
picked the guy up and he immediately stated he didn't want to go to a terma but wanted a drink where ever ladies were. i said the balcony is the closest so we decided to look for it. i had the bitchmap and we were sorting through it when one of them noticed a bar to our left and we decided to hit it. it was the balcony bar. that pretty much summed up my mongering for the rest of the week because we'd be out to the balcony or screwing til the sun came up and wake up with tourist stuff to do (i was the driver and interpreter) until it was back to balcony. it wasn't all that bad it's just that i wanted to have a full run of the termas and casas and didn't. i screwed the chics from balcony just like them daily. don't remember any of their names but costs ran from r$100-r$150 even for tln's, plus cab fare. the best looking girls started out around r$400 until you negotiated down but stuck around r$200 for an hour or two. i declined because i was already out in the middle of the night and wanted msog. i met some lively young americans there in balcony and they were a blast to hang out with. i've already posted earlier on the bad balcony experiences so i won't again. one night i paid r$20 to go up to dolce vita, right next to balcony, just to check it out. an absolute 10 and an 8 grabbed my arms, hustled me over to a 'reserved' section and ask me what i wanted to drink. i said a stella and they proceeded to order drinks for themselves. i politely told them that i wasn't paying for their drinks and they looked at me like i was a plague and got up. it was just a bunch of gdp's asking for r$400 for an hour, about 6 of them, and no one else there. i drank half my r$13 beer and left. around the right side of balcony is another club and i forget the name as well. they have a sign up that says r$50 entrada but it's really r$20. same balcony girls in there but they're dancing, gyrating and showing ass and tits. much livelier than balcony but same chics and high drinks. it's so dark in there you don't know when the sun is up but you better put some sun to the girls faces before taking them home. you will have a hard time interviewing in there too and the once chic a friend got out of there was pure hell at the apartment.
on wednesday and thursday i got a chance to make a run of the casas in centro about 2pm. thank goodness! just like they say you have to hit them all and come back to the mg you prefer but that's a lot of walking and elevators. fun fact: i went looking for casas (thinking homes=casas) of massagem and instead found office buildings and laughed to myself to rtff clearly next time. the one thing i didn't like about the casas is that there's no interviewing. they're a wham-bam thank you mam kind of thing but i enjoyed the prices and mg's. i'm just going to do a copy / paste 'update' of the ones i remembered with prices.
casas de massagem and termas.
1. avenida rio branco 156, edificio central:
- sala 3320: r$ 75/40 min, r$ 125/60 min (big gap for 20 minutes i thought) sessioned with andresa. 20 years old, bbbj, good session but won't repeat. sessioned with clarissa. 20, tight body, very hard worker, bbbj, no completa.
- sala 2622: nothing attractive, didn't even ask price.
- sala 2114: had 6-7 girls, one attractive, extremely rude to us from the time we entered the door so we left.
- sala 1839: this place moved. sign said go to.
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- sala 1619: sessioned with daniela. 21 and brenda i think her name was. daniela was very nice, will repeat. r$ 75/30 min, r$ 85 i think / 60 min.
- sala 613: no answer.
2. avenida rio branco 185:
- sala 2114: jackpot, over 10 girls, don't remember their names and stopped taking notes there, lol. got a rio tourist fuck and a gfe. i was sad i never made it back.
- sala 729: no answer.
- sala 725: no answer.
3. avenida rio branco 181:
- sala 801: place is closed. had put a star by it before coming and was disappointed.
- sala 105: no answer.
you can also do your own web search of casas de massagems there or before you get there or check the newspapers. like forrest gump i found them to be like a box of chocolate,"you never know what you're going to get." but sweet chocolate nonetheless. upon returning i will hit these places up more than the termas because of the price and youth of some of these girls. i like them young and like the search and destroy adventure. and such hard workers! i don't care much for a bj except to get started but rio has given new life to laying back and watching them work. o's are hard to come by after all that sex but they can manage to squeeze something out of you.
went with my 'gf' i met on brazilcupid to shenanigan's in ipanema and a couple of other bars. shenanigan's is a nice spot away from the scene. on saturday night we went to barra music (pronounced baja music). i don't even remember where it is because we took a 45 minute cab ride and i promptly fell asleep going and coming back. that place is freaking huge. there were at least 3 or 4, 000 people in there! maybe more. yes, i said that correctly. it's a modern, upscale party spot for mostly 20-30 year olds. for those in search of pff or who want to try their luck (and port) with the local talent this is a sure-fire place to see 100s of the cream of the crop. beware it's hard to hear with live music and a dj. dress code enforced and it reminded me of nice places in houston but way larger, think it was r$15 for me and r$5 for her, drinks are typical prices but everything is buy 1 get 1 free so you can finally get your drink on. red bull-r$9, whiskey / coke- r$15. problem is on the main floor they give you a bucket of ice and whatever you order to drink and it has to sit on the floor. i never made it to the second and third levels but they seemed to have seating there. made it a rather inexpensive date but i bought for my companions as well so can't give a total.
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barramusic art br / next time i'd go early and hang out just to see the talent in the light. wow. definitely not a tourist spot and i felt like i was back in the states minus the language. cab ride was r$60 up and r$75 back. took a toll road on the way back and had to go through a road block where cops stopped everyone for alcohol. again, zero tolerance there. they don't stop cabs thankfully.
went back to 4x4 on friday with a fellow monger. had an awful first session with some chick who i unfortunately lost her name. this was even after a good interview. she did everything i asked. for a split second. straight rio tourist fuck. first she takes me upstairs, we check-in go around the corner and all of a sudden no rooms are available. so i'm waiting while she leaves then returns and states that she needs her bag after being gone for 10 minutes. she leaves for 10 more minutes. she returns and i tell her in port that i know what time i will enter the room and what time to leave and i don't like this waiting. she's all smiles stating that everything is fine. get in the room and we shower up and she's looking so obviously disinterested that i want to leave right then and there but didn't know what that would entail with management so i stuck it out. three minutes of bbbj and she's tired. not one much for it anyway so i take her missionary. legs squeezed tight, she's facing the wall with a blank stare. take her doggy, she's motionless with her head buried in the sheet. screw it, i go for what i came for anyway, screwing that big bunda. hello! she wakes up but not in ecstasy but in feigned pain. grunt grunt. i drew my line, i paid for this and i was going to get it so i grabbed those hips and slowly & smoothly stroked that third eye. not too hard so she'd stop and not to slow so i wouldn't soften up. she was still acting awfully so after only about 5 minutes i laid back and let her wank me to fruition. she still had a scowl on her face and it took me at least 10 minutes to finally release. i get up and 'ring' the time is up! omg, had only been in there 30 minutes for a 60 minute session. i would not have been happy if it had went off a minute earlier. she returned to miss bubbly all of a sudden and i scowled, showered and almost gave her the finger. headed back down and met up with the fellow monger who stated he had a bad / mechanical experience. he hadn't seen who he was looking for and i wanted to go to where the big bundas were, t65 i believe he said but not sure. he offered to leave together but i felt like we had time so we stayed. then she walked in. liliane, or the artist formerly known as lavinia. i had spotted her the 1st time at 4x4 but she disappeared for good. my fellow monger told me of her great reviews so i interviewed her quickly, asked her flat out was she going to give me a rio tourist fuck or not, told her i needed about a 15 minute recharge and we were off. needless to say she was the second best gfe experience i had in rio and i got everything i wanted and then some. wow, she's real catty but sexy and we made use of the whole room and bathroom. she reminded me of beyonce with all of that hair and attitude although no resemblance. go figure.
saturday night was a hell of a ride. i did the party scene with my 'gf' at barramusic took her home and banged til 4am. she caught a cab and i knew i was leaving sunday at 6pm so i headed back to the balcony at 4:30am and picked up two more youngsters for r$300 total. banged til 8am and sent them packing. called up an escort at 9am. she wasn't any of my top choices but she answered on a sunday morning and said she'd be there in 20 minutes. she was there in 15. looked 50% like her pics but she was super nice, super skilled and put me to sleep. i'm still going through the escort sites to find her name again. $r150 for 2 hours but she knocked me out in 30 minutes.
screwed 16 times in 6 days and spent about us$2200 while in town on everything including gas, restaurants, house food, house liquor, p4p, 'date', souvenirs, etc. ate at frontera's mostly, made breakfast daily and got robbed at the grocery stores until i realized that mundial is grocery store where prices are normal. i spent $r14 on something that resembled grape jelly only to find it molded and had to return it to zona sul supermercado. brought back a bunch of dreher's cognac for $us4. 50 each only to realize it gives me diarrhea.
left brazil planning on two trips in 2013, down to one late next year, dominican republic around the first week of february.
my newbie notes: take the forum advice and bring your own condoms and plenty of lube. and take a lot of condoms, they make you switch condoms if you're doing multiple chicks or switching orifices. i went through 8 condoms in one threesome. if you're with friends they'll borrow yours too. take your cameras inside the cabins but be prepared for some to refuse or request cash for pics, most without facial for me. i was highly disappointed both with my camera that i took and their refusal / limited photo ops. take body wash and small wash cloths with plastic bags to keep them in. they only have big towels in the cabines. you will shower a lot while out, before and after each session so have some lotion too. i took a small backpack with all my stuff in it and it worked well. dress plain, casual, or you will stick out like a sore thumb for those looking to take advantage. learn some port, everyone and their father seems to be trying to rip you off from cabbies, doormen, garotas even newsstands. my friend caught a cab to ipanema to exchange dollars by himself. he couldn't speak the street of our apartment to get back. rotflmao! rtf and have a plan of action and list of places / times and have it written down, including where you're staying.