Sometimes things go wrong
I've been coming to Dubai for years and there have been some close calls but I've never actually had to kick a girl out before.
So... Arrived at Kubu a little late around 0130 and find a cute little girl of medium height and dark sexy hair. Thin with a perfect butt, 23 years young. Everything that my heart (and other parts) beats for. Claims to be from Turkey but actually from Turkmenistan. Negotiate 800 for 2 hours (it's high but oh well) and off we go. Thing start off rosy, she has a soft touch that feels so nice in the taxi and elevator. Get back to the room and things are good, some bump and grind. The problems start slowly. She wants to smoke too much, wants to drink the mini bar, doesn't want any lights on, wants to take off her clothes but doesn't want me to undress her. I'm trying to keep the mood but she's so stubborn and gradually it goes away. Finally I ask her to leave. She snatches the money from the table and starts to walk away. I grab her hand and explain that the money is staying. End up prying it from her claw like fingers (the lady has a grip for sure!). Then she starts to threaten. "You don't know what I can do to you, etc...". I take her purse and shoes and phone and put them in the hall. She grabs for my laptop and says she is gonna take it. Put a stop to that. Now she just won't leave, sits stubbornly in the chair and talks bullshit. I was wishing it wouldn't come to this but I call hotel security and explain that there is a guest that won't leave. A little bit later and before security has arrived she throws a glass of wine on me. I just sit and smile. She starts to get worried about her purse and stuff in the hallway but still won't go outside. She does go to the entrance though and I bar her from going back in to the room. I get slapped and hit a couple times. Finally security shows up but she STILL doesn't want to leave the room. She tries telling them that she is a guest at the hotel, that she needs to go back in my room to get some things, blah blah blah. She is incredibly stubborn but they slowly wear her down and she steps out of the room at which point I ask the security guys to come back in 15 minutes and I close the door :) and she continues to argue with them in the hall for awhile.
Security comes back and I hand him an envelope with a a gift inside. He says that he can't take it and goes away.
So... all in all I think it turned out ok. We all know that this sport isn't legal here and I wanted to be careful. I think it was important to stay calm and even if she was slapping, etc... to not do anything that would leave a mark on her. I wasn't going to to let her destroy the room but I wasn't going to leave red marks on her wrists or anything like that either.
The trouble girl to watch out for is Milina, medium height, slim, 23, dark hair that is shoulder length + a little. Comes from Turkmenistan. Speaks good english. Was at Kubu. She wasn't obviously drunk or anything like that and was only drinking wine but there was just too much drama and she had to go!
Other members opinions or similar stories welcome.
Best Thang Mongering Part One: Mission is Impossible If Depraved….For Me
monger date 3 june 09
9 pm mid-eastern (dubai time) time. where is illogic (aka warbucks) in the york looking like dollar signs. my speech is dirty but my clothes are clean and these hoes know money talks just like charlie sheen.
the trip:
had a room booked at the ramada (walking distance form the york, regal) a month prior through expedia (got it for the cheap $100 as this place is usually $250 plus). (big fucking thank you to hotel connoisseur steve dubai). clown- ass pakistani driver had no idea where the ramada was. so we drove around for about 30mins after we arrived in the golden triangle. he finally gave up and so did i.
i just got out at the sheraton and asked for directions. guy at sheraton told me it was right around the fucking corner ….great. i started footing it with my entire luggage but the dubai humidity started to wear thin on me. seen a taxi the guy at first didn’t want to take me (indian) because it was a small fare for him and he had to turn around and face the traffic (and they normally wouldn’t) but i guess he took pity on me and told me to get in. when we arrived at the place (one good turn deserves another) 6 dirham was on the meter instead i gave him $6. should have seen his damn face. lol.
the ramada:
nice hotel. not worth $250 bucks. simple, efficient but nicely decorated.
the clubs:
the regal, seaview and the york are usually far as i go. so the location of the hotel was perfect for me. i checked into the regal after a 10 min walk in dubai’s oppressive summer heat (50 dirham entrance fee) and it was dead empty… man i am talking about a couple russian looking broads on stage singing and one in the crowd and some dudes playing pool. ugh. i turned right back around.
faced the oppressive heat one again. made my way to the york (60 dirham entrance fee). i just chilled and took it all in. was looking for something russian as i have not had white meat since 06. sad thing is at this time the york was a little thin on the crowd side also (as all clubs are around the world the early part of the night) but the few russian looking chicks i did see just looked awful. i wasn’t going to go with one just because she was white.
a tale of two kenyans:
met these two chicks from kenya one was beautiful, big ass, wide child-bearing hips, and nice smile. the other rather rotund and short. right away she was scratched off the fuck list. chilled for about hour didn’t see anything better then the cute nice body having kenyan so decided to bail. the rotund one caught an attitude because i didn’t want to take her talking about she deserved money as she had been sitting with me. i told her to curve. she said what does that mean? it means get lost if big pun was still alive he would say “go that way” i gave her ass a chinese name….”one-gone.”
moment of truth: ramada/walk of shame
back in october 08’ i showed up with an ebony playmate on my arm at my selected hotel of that time. the four points sheraton and was stopped cold at the door. when we arrived at the ramada i was waiting on something, anything a passport request, a bribe request (as happened at the novotel 07 reported on isg). nothing, no one batted a fucking eye. (thank you again steve dubai.)
the room:
chatted for while then went at it . there was no bull-shitting with this girl. i beat the pussy like it stole something. must have used about six trojans ultra-sensitive. had to use ky as the poor girl was exhausted by the last session.
discrimination:
during pillow talk she told about how africans are not allowed into the regal and how all people except the russian girls have to pay an entrance to fee to the york wtf! i also noticed some arabs guys walk right past my black ass as i was paying. (arabs get your head out of your ass its 2009). told me about her black american boyfriend working in iraq (damn fool!)
grabbed the magic wand abruh-kadabruh wg is gone:
she stayed a couple of hours but i was satisfied and i am getting less and less comfortable sleeping with wgs in the room. never been robbed or anything but i just think about it for second falling asleep with a stranger in the bed after you have been knocking down anti-freeze( alcohol) all-night.
so i told her i was going to sleep and it would be best she curved. we had agreed upon 900 vlt which is about the norm these days (damn i miss 05 when 500 dirham would just about do it) i gave her extra $8 bucks which she was pissed about….but she was a good sport.
photo gallery: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=889477#post889477[/url]
airport -clowning:
checking out to go home one of the dubai immigration agents the guys in the white sheets (not being racist they just look like white sheets to me says i look like ja rule i and i should change my name. wtf!
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ja_rule[/url]
refreshing shit mongering in dubai vs pi:
the girls in dubai are up on game... smart. you feel like you are not dealing with a child or taking advantage of someone. condoms are most of the time (in all my experiences) requested.
unrefreshing shit mongering in dubai vs pi:
girls don’t wash their ass after turning a trick. just clothes back on back to the club. ugh. wonder if i was the first or second or third guy that night. on second thought… don’t want to think about it.
dubai i almost lost you for good sob :( “sniff” “sniff” (because some sick bastard in the uae royal family likes to stick people in the ass with cattle prods and set their dick on fire [url]http://www.uaetorture.com/[/url]
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best thang mongering part 2 to be continued in the pi threads.
[quote=piper1]grasshopper, three more posts brings you to the 1,000-mark. your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to ensure post number 1,000 is a depraved photo-filled extravaganza.
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if you guys are familiar with the game of basket-ball some of you guys mongering/posting style is more of slam dunk (aggressive, no holds barred) my shit is more like a finger roll. (pretty, graceful) this mission was impossible because even if she was photogenic all the shit such as pearl necklaces anit me.
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one thousand mother-fucking post wow! way too much time on my hands lol.
to all my supporters high five representing killa cali (californ-i-a) and ekliges lauern off the germany fkk boards and a host of others thanks… yall the reason i do this.
to the haters, my detractors and attackers if i said what i wanted to say to you jackson would delete it anyway.