New Feel-good Venue in SZR.
Surprised that I did not see any report yet about the latest outlet of a well-known chain of AMPS. This one is located on the top floor of a hotel, which hosted the Rattlesnake at its former location. There are currently some online voucher deals available, which reduce the hourly rate from 250 to 189. The rooms are nice and new, clean and offer good privacy. However, there is one drawback, which I did not like: No showers en-suite, not even near the rooms. You have to leave the off-site spa section by the pool, pass all the hotel guests sunbathing and go back to the main building. Not great.
The Thai therapist looked in realty better than on the pictures. My guess would be that she is in her early or mid-twenties. She had a slim body with two obvious enhancements. I prefer the quiet ladies – after all I did not visit the place to discuss world peace – but she seemed a bit too reserved.
The massage was mediocre. Some good moments like when she used her underarms on my back. However, some touches were too soft, despite agreeing on a strong massage beforehand. Maybe a bit experience was lacking. No suggestive touches and the question about extras came quite late and only after I had mentioned that I visited some other branches in the past. On offer were HJ and B2B. Considering the lack of a shower inside the room. It's nice to take a shower together afterwards – I opted for a topless HJ for 3 reds.
She returned to the room with the wipes and removed her top and bra (nice but a bit too firm). The HJ was nothing special: very mechanical and she checked the watch in between (turn-off). I didn't want to walk with my horn covered in the supplied bathrobe past the hotel guests to the main building. So gave the shower a miss, and left still sticky and oily.
Place: 6/10.
Lady: looks 6/10, attitude 5/10.
Massage: 5/10.
Extras: 4/10.
WIR: no, shower situation and the attitude of the lady was not that great either – there are better options available elsewhere.
Feeling good between the peaks Jumeirah. Ms S
On my second day I was exhausted from my evening entrenous with Lena (FR incorrectly listed in the MR section) and went for some shopping and then decided to search between the peaks for a good rubdown. Seventh floor, but marked are which I only realized later is why the guard and then the other guys in the lift mumbled in Arabic then chuckled when saying "Relax". Are for relax. This was looking up.
A nondescript Office building in DXB, always a bit more rundown and kind of depressing than the shine and glamour of exteriors in the UAE. I roamed the floor until I found room 1, no signage but enough flower decals on the door to announce "I'm a rub and tug shop". I rang and entered and was greeted by a young southasian guy, decent English, empty waiting room, I was at first worried he'the be giving me my rundown. I asked about a two hour half Thai, half oil rub, and he brought out Ms S: not particularly attractive and a bit overweight, but I was in for a good massage and if her hands got happy, that would be fine.
Blue shorts on, me on the mat, the massage was outstanding. 250 for two hours might be steep, but she really was good with the combo "horizontal yoga"/ Thai and oil. My bits and pieces of "taxi Thai" helped and Ms S became chatty enough to let me know she had only been at that place a few months, she really disliked the locals, and that she was too fat from sticky rice. I disputed none of this while also taking no position. The shorts got torn open even while I was on my front, so she could access my inner thigh and occasionally flick the boys. On the flip she was equally skillful, and when she got closer to my boys her hands became nimble and she asked what I wanted: hand or "what you want?" Not attracted enough to ask for FS I asked about mouth and she laughed and said "how much you pay?" She kept asking what I wanted while pointing at her top, so I expected her to offer taking off her top during HJ, then she did a sliding motion between her own peaks and the penny dropped: she was offering home her cleavage, for three reds.
They were enormous, I really don't know boob sizes but these really were the biggest knockers I've seen. She enveloped my tool with her puppies from above but that didn't do it for me, she didn't seem as skillful with the titty job as I expected and I was even less experienced. She then offered to "sleep", which I learned meant she would lie on her back and let me mount her chest. This was much more effective and, uncovered, I proceeded to ride her chest and blast between those mountains until I coated her neck and chin. She laughed and jumped up to clean the mess, apologizing to ME for the mess I caused, a very Thai trait.
After she cleaned the jizz up she told me I had another thirty minutes on the clock and she finished a relaxing head and chest massage unti the Teo hours were up. I asked for a shower and although I had to leave the shop and use the public showers elsewhere on the 7th floor, she gave me a fresh towel, a white robe and a plastic shower caddy with all the gel and shampoo I needed and walked with me to the stalls.
Place: 6/10. Clean but kind of shabby.
Lady: looks 6/10, attitude 8/ at 0.
Massage: 8/10.
Extras: 8/10. More points because it was my first and she went the extra mile to go on her back and let me mount her.
WIR: Unlikely, but she gave the impression that she would be pleased to treat me again. Oral is very likely.