NBG shrewdly negotiates 2/3 price reduction in BBS.
First BBS: I walk in, try to indicate what I want. The girls
are sitting around playing cards and barely look up. I think
a few looked a little scared, one looks at me, without getting
up, and says something that I can only assume meant "Ugly
Foreigner, you are not welcome here." I took off. Maybe it
wasn't BBS. Nothing lost by trying though.
Second BBS, the one I scoped out in my earlier tediously long
pseudo-report:
Walked in, was immediately taken by the hand by a real cutie
and ushered into a cubicle with a massage table and a chair.
I tried to follow rule #1: immediately strip so she knows you know
the game. Except she wouldn't let me get my buckle undone and
had me get up on the table shirtless. A very interesting massage
followed, which was rather frantic rather than sensual, but
good enough. All the while she was trying to talk with me.
I tried talking back to her, but her command of English seemed
significantly worse than my three words of Chinese. This was
probably 30 minutes or so.
She had me flip, and gave me the universal signal for HJ,
to which I smiled and nodded. Mission accomplished. After
cleaning up, she went back to work for another 15 minutes.
I should note, she had beautiful silky-smooth hair and was petite
(I'm sure you know the girl !-)). She also had spectacular teeth.
The only Brits I know with teeth that perfect had braces and
bleaching, and I could make the same statement about Americans.
I was surprised, but perhaps in my ignorance I shouldn't have
been.
So I get dressed and grab my wallet, having no idea what she
was saying. I think it could have been "You want to be the
father of my children, even though your dick isn't that big?"
But it might also have been, "Mr. Ugly Foreigner, you pay me
now." So I handed her 300, figuring I definitely just wanted
a clean escape my first time out and that seemed more than fair.
She looked perplexed, and I braced for the negotiation, gathering
my wits about me. She held out the 200, gesturing that she would
keep the 100. WTF? I'm no dummy, I stayed strong and looked
very serious to convince her I was a worthy opponent. I took the
100, leaving her the 200. Overcome by my brilliant tactics,
she flashed me a 1,000,000 Yuan smile that cost only 100 Yuan
extra. Priceless.
Now, I deserve some shit for this, and will take it like a man.
Come to think of it, some normal shit would be welcome right now.
I seem to have the intestinal fortitude of a British schoolgirl. But I
eat anything put in front of me, and clearly there are consequences.
AP, and anyone else, I will go to Maggies on Sunday. If you test
out the ISG code phrase and I immediately offer to buy you a beer,
you might have found me.
NBG