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[QUOTE=Puta Playa]I hate to break this to you, but since you gents seem to be fairly loaded with cash (so much L'uomo ) I'm sure it won't break your heart. Bar 22 just hit you with their gringo pricing.
The entrance is R12 and covers 3 beers, 40 minutes is R90. The woman at the counter will do this if she senses that you aren't experienced there. She did it to me last year, R100/30. I came back this year speaking intermediate Porto and she didn't try it. SlimHoleDrill posted the real prices here and those were still valid for me a couple weeks ago.
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And still good as of last night. Talent was pretty good too. A number of doables. Of course, that is a matter of opinion. Definitely best to hit that place in the winter though. It has the dank ambiance one usually associates with the flesh pits of SE Asia. I don't think it ever dries out. The infamous Bahiana once told me it is best to go early in the week. She said that the towels just get damper as the week goes on. Thank god they close on Sundays or they would have wet towels all the time. I think they should close for a week and douse the whole place with bleach. Obviously, though, it doesn't keep me away.
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[QUOTE=Rikkit2]
Suzy - she finally trotted out the expected "you are my regular" rules. Tonight was the last night I could session w/ anyone I wanted at L'uomo's.[/QUOTE]
Don't put up with this, you are paying, hence you make the rules. If you ignore her and session with someone else she will pretend to be upset but she will always be there if you want to bang her again - probably work even harder to to try and keep you!
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[QUOTE=Zingadoon] the generic Eurotrash.[/QUOTE]Bubba, I know you're nostalgic of the JW Bush era, but let me tell you once more that calling frenchs "eurotrash" is no more politically correct nowadays.
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Well had my last "night" in Brazil yesterday. I got a late check out at 6 pm (paid for half a day), so I had a nice leisurely breakfast, did a little work, hooked up with Rikkit and we went to the beach for an hour, then I came back, had lunch, finished up my work, and called Lily.
Now, I have had a good impression of Lily and I decided to put it to the test.
I called her a number several times around 2:30, no answer. Then I noticed she left a second number. I called and her friend picked up. I said I would like to see Lily at 3:00. Friend said 5, as Lily was out "shopping". I said no can do, as I will not have enough time. So, friend said when, I said 4 pm, friend said Lily will be there at 4:00 pm.
So, around 4:00 no Lily so I call the friend, she says Lily is in a cab on the way. Rikkit then called, so we decided to meet in the lobby, and if Lily did not show by 4:30, to go to a terma.
Well, about 4:25 taxi pulls up, Lily hops out, with big shopping bag, and runs to front desk! Wow, GDP is EARLY! She also apparently was in a cab and had been shopping. We kiss, Rikkit and I say good bye, and Lily and I head up to the room for our last tryst.
After kissing and such while she stroked me with oleo de bebe (the bbbj are giving me the willies thanks all you a-holes writing crap in the safe sex forum) then put on a local jimmie (olla largo, thanks to the brother who recommended them) and she pushed me down for reverse cowgirl, she was not taking no for an answer, but her thumbs sank into my thighs like a vice, so after a minute or two I rolled her over without missing a beat and gave her the lazy dog, after a good long bout of that she started yelling fart farT faRT fART FART! FART! She said a whole bunch of other stuff I couldn't understand.
I had been wondering why these girls keep yelling "Fart!" at me when I'm trying to fuck them. but Rikkit said they are not warning me of upcoming flatulence, but rather were saying Safado which apparently means that they are enjoying themselves.
The olla largo was preventing me from nutting, so when she calmed down a little and stopped yelling, I rolled her over, ripped the jimmie off, squirted baby oil all over her torso, and fucked her thighs and titties anything else I could find and she started to moan and jack me off while saying dame tu leche or something like that and I came all over her while she was yelling.
Well, it was about 5:30 so we timed this just right. So we shower again, she is just babling away about all this crazy stuff, I guess she is from Minas Gerais, and she used to have a house in Copacapana and she was telling me all about this stuff, and how she wanted me to get some perfume for her Uomi os something. I was like this is great dear but you need to hurry up and get ready because I have to get to the airport, and she was like, oh, I thought we have until 7 pm... so we get ready, she checks place over to make sure I didn't leave anything, and we go downstairs, she is waiting for me but i have to check out, so she comes over gives me big kiss on the lips and bye bye. She almost forgot her money, I gave it to her, she said the day before she forgot it in the cab doh!
So I think she was all right, just very down-to-earth person, very good attitude, patient about long walk, never upsell, very eager to please, timely... fake blonde but very fair-skinned, and her tits were the largest real tits I saw in Rio, price not bad either, I was looking at Bubba Guide and it seems like 150 is not bad to take out from Help (Balcony).
[QUOTE=Puta Playa]I hate to break this to you, but since you gents seem to be fairly loaded with cash (so much L'uomo ) I'm sure it won't break your heart. Bar 22 just hit you with their gringo pricing... entrance is R12 and covers 3 beers, 40 minutes is R90. The woman at the counter will do this if she senses that you aren't experienced there. She did it to me last year, R100/30... [/QUOTE]
Damn I thought they were grinning at me because of my good looks and clever wit...
[QUOTE=Puta Playa] Guys who are talking FSU vs Africa and all that, it's interesting, why not take it to the Best Countries for ST thread...[/QUOTE]
Say that again. Although in 4x4 there were a bunch of guys from Angola. So you may be closer to Africa than you think... only a few mm of latex (fortunately thick Brazilian latex) separating you and the Dark Continent...
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Bar 22 Conditions
[quote=slimholedrill] it has the dank ambiance one usually associates with the flesh pits of se asia. [/quote]
yeah, but no soapy massage and the shower is so cold that it makes ones balls climb north. the good part is making a raucous when the cabine window is open. people walking by on siqueria campos should be able to hear the act. :)
guys should watch out for the hyper skinny one in there that runs around barefoot all the time. i've spent enough time around her to tell that she's trouble, butterfly, drama queen, and probably a big waste of session money. better to pick a wallflower who has a smile for you and will give you tongue in the hallway outside the bar before she sees your reais, as usual it's hard to go wrong with a girl with a genuine smile and wandering tongue.
back to soapy massage, perhaps its best they don't have that here. sometimes the girls are larger than the guys mongering them..
[b][red]crazy jim wood[/red][/b], congratulations on a successful maiden voyage to rio! good reports. real down to earth without pretense and you speak the truth and don't sanitize anything. safado is like naughty man, in that context. dirty minded. safado usually comes out when you speed up into an especially vigorous fuck, smack ass with hand, smack face with dick, dine anywhere below the string tanline, or provide similar opportunities for use of the word. so yeah, they say it when they are being entertained. you can call her safada if you want to bring out the best in a gdp, especially for persuasion to bb, anal, or cim..to set the mood, or to ensure that she'll keep doing whatever she's doing, like giving a bj at a speed that you like. i suppose diminutive safadinha is better, but i don't know. the experts could advise in the language thread.
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[QUOTE=Euro100]Actually, it really was me who wrote: "OK, I am giving a lot of details here, but part of the reason I am writing this is that when I am 90 and sitting in a retirement home, drooling into my oatmeal, I plan to re-read these reports and trigger those memories . And I dont want to forget that feeling of her shuddering under me. Yum!"
Read all about it ... here: [url]http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=940765[/url]
So ... PP attributed correctly. All of you lawyers, stand down!
Oh, and PP: I really enjoyed all of your recent detailed reports.
Cheers,
euro
(... only has 9 days until my next trip to RIO!!!!)[/QUOTE]Why are you guys making such a big deal over who made this comment? It ain't Shakespeare.
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[QUOTE=Crazy Jim Wood] I rolled her over without missing a beat and gave her the lazy dog, after a good long bout of that she started yelling fart farT faRT fART FART! FART! She said a whole bunch of other stuff I couldn't understand.
I had been wondering why these girls keep yelling "Fart!" at me when I'm trying to fuck them. but Rikkit said they are not warning me of upcoming flatulence, but rather were saying Safado which apparently means that they are enjoying themselves.[/QUOTE]Forte (pronounced farch) = strong.
I wish there was a reality show of you and Rikkit in Rio. Like a buddy film like "Tommy Boy". Classic. Actually gave me a new show idea.
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Things change
Rio Antigo is apparently closed. Sign is gone, web site has disappeared. This is a great tragedy as it was once one of, if not the best in Rio. Anybody have any inside information on what happened or if it is just for renovation or??? i guess they never fully recovered from the raid.
Also, Monte Carlo is announcing that after July, they will not be open on Sunday. This is also very bad news. Let's hope L'uomo does not follow suit. This is seriously restricting Sunday options.
I guess business is not so good. It is winter, but come on, closing on Sunday!
Sorry I don't have better news. But, it is another great day in Rio, beautiful weather, so, on to other things.
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Rio Antigo had very nice facilities, but the girl quality was horrible. How you can say they were one of the best is crazy. I ran out of there fairly quick. never saw a 6 or better in the place. this was a few years back. maybe things have changed since then.
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Sunday at termas
So far as termas in centro are closed on sunday, I went always to Montecarlo, L'uomo or Solarium, but on sunday there was almost no vibe, girls tired or boring, I sessioned on sunday but nothing to remember.
However the worst of 3 was always Montecarlo, I remember one sunday on end of january 2010 we were only in 4 men for more than 2 hours, so I can believe now it should be really dead...
I really hate sunday when I am on holiday, as no matter where, but it seems dead almost everywhere in the world with the "minus" that the beaches are too much crowded for my taste.
Definetely a day to spend with GF and not mongering....imho.
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I remember solarium was the best on sunday. They were always packed, and the girls would dress in a theme outfit. LM and MC were usually dead. I had many good sessions there on sunday.
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[QUOTE=Lukasek]So far as termas in centro are closed on sunday, I went always to Montecarlo, L'uomo or Solarium, but on sunday there was almost no vibe, girls tired or boring, I sessioned on sunday but nothing to remember.
However the worst of 3 was always Montecarlo, I remember one sunday on end of january 2010 we were only in 4 men for more than 2 hours, so I can believe now it should be really dead...
I really hate sunday when I am on holiday, as no matter where, but it seems dead almost everywhere in the world with the "minus" that the beaches are too much crowded for my taste.
Definetely a day to spend with GF and not mongering....imho.[/QUOTE]
Well, I guess I feel differently since I have had some great Sundays. Hanging out watching football, feijoada, just laid back. Beats watching CNN. In fact, I'd say my worst time in termas beats most other things on the planet.
I agree that when travelling, Sundays can be a drag. But that is exactly why I like the termas option. It is especially nice if you have a flight out. Go to the termas about 3 or 4. Leave at 5 or 6 in time for the flight. It takes the edge off the airport hassle, too. Heck, When time is tight, I have been known to be there when the door opens, grab the first girl around, usually looking sleepy, and give her a good wake up shag. I think that's a great option and don't care if anybody is there or if she is bored. She won't be for long.
But that's just me. Guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on that point.
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Rittit2 Day 6 and 7
day 6
flitted around the beach good eye candy out, but cjw and i only made one pass. no crazy gdps jumped us as we walked by. suzy showed up, and made up for the no shows with style. this girl is hot, and worth the multiple repeats. afterwards, i headed over to cjw's place, but he successfully reconnected with yesterday's conquest, which left me free to hitch up with a local monger. rg had a visiting friend that i thought was interesting, and she went home with me. we tried to hitch up with her roomie, but it was not meant to be.
session 2 renata has a decent face (call it a 6), and a tight body (call it an 8. 5 spinner class). her energy levels were fantastic, and her attitude was wonderful. she spent the night, but we did not session in the am r250. we spent a leisurely 2 Ό hours making out, then working through the gamut of positions, with me ending bbbjcim. yes, she was completa, and took it like a champ. i want this girl again before i leave.
it still was not too late, but tomorrow promises to be something special. so i crashed instead of strolling over to balcony.
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day 7
session 1, 2, 3. hitched up with rg, and arranged for three scortshow-ers to show up for rotisserie sessions. none are on the web site. they did bring the scortshow book, and i thought that milena and adriele were the pick of the litter hidden face looks-wise. rafaela has a nice face, but she is a milf. but turning to current events.
rebecca best bbbj, but a distraction to the other girls, vanilla gdp experience, she did everything i asked, but did not show any initiative at all.
kelly cutest, but mediocre across the board performance-wise. ditto on playing nice, but no initiative.
caroline least pretty face, most gfe by far, naοve in a nice way.
they didn't allow pics, but all had nice bodies, were young, tight, and spinner-class. they were not completa, albeit with kelly, she let me get a good start and never said no.
we started in one bedroom, but there really was not enough space, and caroline was shy around the other girls. hey, it was her second day on the job. so we ended up having two separate sessions in two separate rooms, with caroline going solo with both of us. i started with the two, and it was fun, but i would not repeat with either as a dupla; i would do kelly again alone and test her completa boundaries. caroline was the keeper of the bunch. the least pretty, the best performance, and really all she did was interact as a gfe. she was the only one i really focused on, and she came easily with straight sex alone. she finished me bbbjcim, albeit more of a cum tongue affair. i still would not session with her again there are too many other unsampled venues.
was the n+1 session a good value? three tight girls, different levels of performance, a full unrushed msog 120 minutes, r400 split two ways. we threw caroline a substantial tip to encourage her to keep up the good gfe work. so as compared to 4x4, not as good on a per-girl basis, and a lot lot cheaper if you are looking for variety.
ah, the hidden costs of those freebies with suzy. she showed up pretty much on time on her day off, with her bambino. we ate, walked the beach, saw the latest shrek cartoon. a pretty nice date overall. then she was off to home with the little tyke.
session 4. i met a modeling guy working on a new web page with his latest model. she was cute. and she sessioned with me. see the pics i think ana clara is quite pretty. she gfed and was totally into it for the first 30 minutes. after three or four orgasms, she begged for a five minute reprieve; we necked, i rubbed her back. but she became gdp-like from that point onward, just wanting to get me off and not fully interacting with me. hmm, so much for the "ladies first" perspective. no bbbj, lackadaisical performance.completa, but ymmv. i chose to cut her lose at the hour mark. r200 for one hour, was supposed to be r300 for two hours, and i probably should have prorated it to r100 for a half hour, really. probably my worst session ever in rio, where even a vanilla session is really pretty good.
so i went to balcony under the if-at-first-you-don't-succeed rule. gilciara was there cute, but not a word of english, and a very very passive personality. could be a good time for a dominant assertive guy, could be a total lemon. only one way to tell, so i. passed until one of you gives her a try and tells us all about it. but, what-ho? fernanda, the girl that i met earlier in the week who is new to the gdp scene was there. great english skills, brainy, a slender greyhound with the cup aftermarket parts. i took her back with me.
session 5. we talked and made out for quite awhile before moving onto the main event. she is definitely a semi-pro. very very gfe, very very responsive woman. she gives an aggressive bbbj, but is not completa (er, yet. i'll have to work on that in future sessions. she handled my preliminary touching well she may have had a bad earlier experience). she too liked the whole frottage thing. we took it very easy easing through cowgirl, missionary, lazy doggie. she was not used to american sized cock, and really got off well in every position. she was not afraid to touch herself, or show you how she wanted to be touched. she was also equipped with speed breaks quality lube or no, when she was happy the breaks went on and suddenly the pressure/friction was through the roof. suddenly i don't really care if she is completa or not. she tired easily though i doubt we did the deed for 15 minutes total before she was ready to finish me bbbjcim. she slept over with the understanding that there would be a second session in the am as well. tln price. $400, which is reasonable for a prolonged double session.
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[QUOTE=SlimHoleDrill]In fact, I'd say my worst time in termas beats most other things on the planet.[/QUOTE]
AMEN!!! :D
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[QUOTE=Puta Playa]
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Guys should watch out for the hyper skinny one in there that runs around barefoot all the time. I've spent enough time around her to tell that she's trouble, butterfly, drama queen, and probably a big waste of session money. Better to pick a wallflower who has a smile for you and will give you tongue in the hallway outside the bar before she sees your Reais, as usual it's hard to go wrong with a girl with a genuine smile and wandering tongue.
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I thought that too, but then caught her in a pensive mood one night and decided to try it. She was ok. For what it is worth, despite her skank behavior, she is the cleanest one I have run into there, with the exception of Bahiana who is no longer present. I was pleasantly surprised and would repeat, maybe try her in her manic state.
There is another one I had avoided for a long time as just not doable. Real short with a wide ass and curly hair. I'm sure you know her. Anyway, I watched her dance one night and then she came in really fixed up another night so I gave it a try. Unbelievable service, but probably most would say not doable. I will repeat for sure.
It is interesting that when you hang out at a place for some time, you begin to notice alluring things about most of the girls. After all, they wouldn't be in the business long if they didn't have attraction for some guys. So, I have an open mind, but have to admit I can't get past the giant, fat, shaking mounds of celulite asses I have seen lately.