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[quote=orange crust;1177136]the only problem i can think of is that my cum dries crusty and hard (maybe my diet), after a month of that, my shirt would not fold but probably could stand on it's own. probably best thing to do is to buy an extra ticket for your flight and stand the shirt beside you. it would be a great conversation peice and if you use the toilet, you can bring it with you and make another deposit. definitely a different way of joining the mile high club.[/quote]you don't need to buy a extra ticket? best suggestion i can give you is do as a little child does and use it as a security blanket, tsa wouldn't want to touch it? would you? this is the same theory i use when i travel with a hand carry i wrap all my items in question with my soil boxers. coming back this time i got through a bunch of illegal items the crust seems to block off the image? you can also use it on your long flight as a blanket and dreaming and smelling the flagrance of the women that wore it. when it comes time to eat you can use it as a large bib and if you are really game when you drink your hot tea or coffee instead of cream you can peel off a crust for that added special favor. if none of this is helpful or useful then since the shirt could stand on it own if you use a hot steam iron. once you place the steam iron on the shirt a the steam will soften the crust throughout the shirt while you iron it, start to fold it and when finish place it in your hand carry!
good luck, lbm
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[QUOTE=Tommyh80;1176383]I have a thaigirl in Bangkok who loves cum. When I left Bangkok last time (around 6 months ago) , she gave me her blouse and told me to cum on it every night. Now this blouse is full of cum, and I'm wondering if it might be a problem bringing it to Bangkok next week in my suitcase? (airport controls +++)[/QUOTE]Hahahaha had a good laugh on this. This guy has to be an absolute noob to do it.
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[QUOTE=Sangkid;1176667]200 and lost count. Very impressive. None of these were hookers and they all have a future? Maybe not after going with you. And how many of these had Thai boyfriends and pimps fucking everthing in site as well as your non hookers with futures?[/QUOTE]You missed the point, but that's OK. In that business some just give up and don't care about their future, they drop the dream of finding someone, they start taking drugs, and do some really silly things that are very risky like anal sex. Of course some of them were "hookers", and in some cases hookers I have known for more than 5 years, and many of them were just nice girls who wanted to have fun. You would be surprised how many girls / women in Thailand have no regular boyfriend and no hope of ever getting married. Thai girls are not hookers like the shit that walk the streets of the USA and other western countries, they tell themselves they will get out of the business one day and return to normal, they all have dreams. Very few thai women are on drugs, they baulk at taking aspirin, many do not drink, they are not suicidal, and the bhuddist religion says it's a no-no to harm another human being, so you will not find HIV+ girls in any great numbers. All "hookers" are not the same, but they all want money, that's the common factor.
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Sangkid,
I assume you are american given references to wikipedia and CDC, so here's a little anecdotal evidemce from the good ole USA, or should that be North Mexico.
You might recall a TV show named Starsky And Hutch, one of the stars was Paul Michael Glaser. Whether he was a good actor or not does not matter. Anyhow, he got married to another actress and they had two children. Sometime around the time the two kids, I think they were twins, turned 8 years old the mother came down with HIV, apparently she had taken IUD drugs when she was younger and admitted needle sharing etc. The two daughters were tested and were also positive, and the husband also was tested and he was negative, and still is. Now, we know he was there once or twice, and maybe more often, but he is negative. HIV was branded heterosexual so the government could get funding for research, how many voters would want to put their tax dollars into poofters and druggies, hell, the USA has a hard time garnering supporting it's own normal poor people with healthcare.
Of course, you should hide under the bed and not go out. The average punter who visits Thailand invariably hits the booze, why I simply don't know, you spend a $1000 on an airfare to get drunk, you can do that in your own backyard and drink more. What is the point of getting so legless you can't get it up, and you certainly won't have the wonderful memory af remembering the look on some girls face as you slide your 8 inches in and out of her. Honestly, pick you hits, it is possible, ask questions, look into their eyes, be sober when you are doing it, and you will have a greater chance of being mowed down by a Bangkok taxi than catching HIV.
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[QUOTE=Dad Fun 555;1176857]I tried to buy Viagra at both Watsons and Boots in MBK .[/QUOTE]Boots and Watson's. The two pharmacies in Thailand that you never set foot in unless you are determined to pay the maximum possible price for whatever it is they are selling.
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[QUOTE=Jens Hansen; 1176547]The chance of contracting HIV from an infected female through vaginal sex is 38/1000. That's 0. 38%
Of course, you have to discount this by the risk of actually running in to an infected chick – I don't have any stats on that, but 50% must be on the [B]extremely [/B]high side, even for pats (and likely reduced significantly if you go for younger girls etc). – would give you a base-line risk of 0. 2.
If the risk is 25% in the cross-section of girls you fuck, then you'the be running a 0. 1% chance of catching something that will likely kill you in the long run and that you could pass on to your kids.
Anyway, my point isn't to argue if that is high or low, just to get the numbers out there. Hope is helpful.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiv[/url]
#Transmission[/QUOTE]Half of Africa is HIV+. That should be enough of a warning to put a condom on when you're sleeping with bargirls who often don't.
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Paul Michael
[QUOTE=AussieDoug; 1177380]Sangkid,
You might recall a TV show named Starsky And Hutch, one of the stars was Paul Michael Glaser. Whether he was a good actor or not does not matter.[/QUOTE]His greatest acting performance was in "Fiddler on the Roof" and he sucked in that too.
All this talk of fucking. Finally an interesting thread.
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Boots
[QUOTE=Golfinho;1177452]Boots and Watson's. The two pharmacies in Thailand that you never set foot in unless you are determined to pay the maximum possible price for whatever it is they are selling.[/QUOTE]To Golfino,
I purchase drug from Boots all over Thailand price is not that much more than other drug store and most don't need perscreption.
Not sure about viagra don't use them.
Fast Eddie 48
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[QUOTE=Golfinho;1177452]Boots and Watson's. The two pharmacies in Thailand that you never set foot in unless you are determined to pay the maximum possible price for whatever it is they are selling.[/QUOTE]Another price police raid? It us always amusing to read these statements against regular prices. Very true they are nit in the cheap level, but for God's sake, guys, are you always living in a perennial state if mind of price obsession? Are you dealing with your earnings to be the cheapest of the pack or trying, as any human being trying to earn a decent salary or income?
Always trying to get the cheapest, arguing with providers and surely arguing to assure yourselves the highest earning? Hue can this is possible? Give a chance to the other who can spend.
Are you guys flying to Thaikand with a commercial airline? Ever thought getting a lift with a cargo ship? Much cheaper, abc you can enjoy also cleaning the dishes.
Buy your stuff wherever you want, it us your call, but stop, guys, blaming the other to do their shopping in REGULAR outlets.
Keeps the business running, provides action to the economy, maybe of your own country if ever exporting goods in there.
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[QUOTE=Fast Eddie 48;1177629]...I purchase drug from Boots all over Thailand price is not that much more than other drug store and most don't need perscreption...Not sure about viagra don't use them...[/QUOTE]Boots and Watson's are both Western style drug stores most likely found in Western style shopping malls. In general, prices are much higher than what the small hole-in-the-wall Thai type pharmacies charge.
Sexual enhancement drugs like Viagra, and their generics, are not legally sold in Thailand, or, for that matter in the U.S.A., and most other Western nations without a doctor prescription. The small Thai pharmacies are violating the law when they sell these drugs to customers without a prescription. Every now and then these small shops get busted by the cops for selling these drugs, just like some beer bars get busted for selling prostitution.
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[QUOTE=Showdown;1176290]I haven't felt a warm p***y in years. Condoms have been the norm for obvious reasons. I want to BB a girl but I am wondering if I go and get her tested for everything do you guys think that is good enough? I know HIV has a window so if I test her one day at a hospital she still may have the virus. Anyone have any suggestions on a reasonable way to do this? I am aware of the obvious risks so please intelligent answers only![/QUOTE]Both of you get tested for all stds. Then if clear make sure there are no cuts or sores on your cock or around groin area. Check her also for this. Find out when she menstrated last and don't fuck her if its close to that time. Make sure you can fit your cock in her without possibly tearing her pussy up causing bleeding. Don't cum inside of her.
Mentally understand that BB sex with this chick could potentially lead to hiv infection and try to prepare yourself if it's worth the risk or not.
You only live once and your time on this planet is limited, so do as you must and try and be smart. Good luck!
BTW, I feel your pain on not being able to feel that warm pussy. I try to think with my bigger head, however.
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[QUOTE=Orange Crust;1177136]The only problem I can think of is that my cum dries crusty and hard (maybe my diet), after a month of that, my shirt would not fold but probably could stand on it's own. Probably best thing to do is to buy an extra ticket for your flight and stand the shirt beside you. It would be a great conversation peice and if you use the toilet, you can bring it with you and make another deposit. Definitely a different way of joining the mile high club.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of my long distant past when I lived and worked in Saudi Arabia. A real helhole on Earth.
Had a vacation in Bali and met a cute Aussie girl (I guess there were such creatures then, never been with a white girl since ).
We pledged undying love at the end of the vacation, she went back to Aussie and I went to Hellhole Arabia. We kept in contact and one day I got a message from my local post office that there was a package, and there was a "problem " with my package.
Arrive at PO and the sweet Saudi fellows (women can't work in Saudi!) had opened my package and found 4 maybe 5 pairs of female panties, some with nice watery stains. The Saudi postal worker said " why for you get package with this porno". I suggested it wasnt porno and was just female panties. He asked repeatedly "why why why ".
I suggested it had been sent to me so I could masterbate all over them, thinking of the hot chick who had been wearing them. He said " no, its illegal, you can't have."
And with that he threw my girls panties in his bin, and told me to go.
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[QUOTE=Golfinho;1177452]Boots and Watson's. The two pharmacies in Thailand that you never set foot in unless you are determined to pay the maximum possible price for whatever it is they are selling.[/QUOTE]Boots and Watson's for shampoo or stuff like this and for Viagra every little pharmacy arond the corner in Thailand.
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[QUOTE=Daddy07;1177669]Boots and Watson's are both Western style drug stores most likely found in Western style shopping malls. In general, prices are much higher than what the small hole-in-the-wall Thai type pharmacies charge.[/QUOTE]If you read the package most drugs say they need to be stored at a certain temperature, and thats much LOWER than what most open door Thai drug stores sell them at, ,
I have to believe that the drugs lose power with the higher temps, if not change chemicially,
No way to tell, and no way to tell if they are real or fake,
BK
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[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2;1176207]You have good cha-laat (ฉลาด) actually intelligence.like ความชาญฉลาด. I would have played differently. But it's just another style. I would have accompanied to police station. To take a look at what we had. If in case it was true and she was a looker. If everything worked out I would have returned to room with both, so #1 could get the rest of her money and #2 could work off her fine. But just me.[/QUOTE]Better to keep it simple. Mixed English and Thai is commonly used.
You can say "You are Chalaat" since Cha-laat is an adjective meaning "smart", but
"You have good Cha-laat" doesn't sound right just as "You have good smart" doesn't work either.
Your other option using "khwaam" to change it to a noun construct sounds too formal like something from the newspaper.
I doubt if you would have been welcomed to attend the police station. You make it sound too logical.
80% (at least) chance it was a bullshit storey, but just maybe it is true.
They don't lie absolutely all the time. ;)