MexiDan Invades Pattaya 6/1-6/15
flight and arrival.
i flew qatar airways from kuwait city to bangkok via doha. i had a smooth ride and the accommodations were nice for economy. they did have alcohol but the choices were limited to wine and heineken since they are a muslim airline. on arrival to bangkok at approximately 12:00 p. m, i went downstairs level 1 to look for the bell travel service (approximately b200). the website said that it was at gate 8, but i later learned it was right next door to gate 7 (about 50 feet away). it shared a booth with the local bus that was leaving an hour earlier and only charged b125. i left on this bus which made stops at north pattaya, central pattaya, south pattaya and jomtien. not knowing where to get off, i got off at the final stop jomtien (had i taken the bell bus, i would have been taken to my hotel by shuttle rather than looking for it on my own.) at each bus stop, there are baht bus-trucks ready to take you wherever you want, but they act as taxis and are going to want more than b10 to take you to your hotel. i walked for a few minutes up the street and then took a baht bus to soi diana. i asked around for soi bukahow and figured that i would eventually find the target regency hotel (b450 with some nice rooms) , figuring 'how big can this soi be? after learning my lesson the hard way, i found soi lk metro and saw 3som bar and guesthouse (b500 / nt). i gave up right there looking and stayed here for my trip.
3som bar.
located across mash agogo, i felt that i had a pretty nice place. the manager, lek, was pretty hot and had long, black hair which i loved. the girls were cool and there was not much hustling for drinks. the first night they had to babysit me plenty, though maybe someday i will explain the funny parts of this story further. they had a safe in room, fridge and microwave, plates and utensils, wifi and tv with the usual channels. if your bar tab exceeds b1000, you get a 10% discount if you stay there.
my only problem was my last night there, where someone pulled a spiderman from the outside rear of the building and broke into my room. they stole $400 that i had left and a cell phone. my stuff was packed because i was leaving in a few hours and i had everything pulled out of my safe already. my door was chained from the inside and lek had to break the door open to see what happened. lesson learned: wait till the last minute to pull everything out, even if you are leaving in a couple of hours. second lesson learned: they also took a t-shirt of mine but left theirs in its place (a buddhist belief that they should not leave you without something that is needed) , and though you may have great evidence that would help solve a crime in america, the police aren't coming, you won't even get thru to them on the phone, and most people do not even know how to call the police. i needed a police report for issues unrelated to the trip report, so i went to the station and got one done. the american manager consoled me a bit and i have faith that steps will be taken to minimize this in the future.
little things worth mentioning.
baht bus was easy enough at a cost of only b10. when you stay at a place that has a bar, sometimes it's worth buying a few beers and keeping them in the fridge so that you can walk downstairs holding a cold one at a good price, especially if you overspend and need to find things to come back within budget. few currency exchange places are open at night, and those that are have a worse rate than do the day places, so prepare early. tuk. com has electronics for pretty reasonable prices. i bought a camera there for under $100 that i love, so if you lose or need to upgrade something, it's worth taking a look there.
freelancer bars.
i like insomnia; it was a pretty nice place. the laser light show is pretty cool. it is extremely packed, so expect this. lucifer was a mainstay on my first trip, but i just didn't feel it this trip. you just can't stay the same old way and expect people to be excited when others are raising the bar. mixx discotec at the end of walking street really seemed like a waste of time, mostly russians and their prices were way higher than i would pay for a night out. tony's also is an arab / russian bar now, and the changes they made really changed another previously-favorite bar of mine. insomnia wins for me in the freelancer bars for environment though i did not pull anyone from them.
beer bars.
i really have the most fun at beer bars. my favorite was simon beer bar across from tony's, and in particular rolling stone 3 (it seems that most bars in both of the simon beer bars were named rolling stone for some reason!). the girls there seemed to have the most fun, and my favorite was rose, a tall, very thin, beautiful tanned, outgoing girl who i was more than happy to barfine. i also learned the importance of treating girls well, as a guy tried to barfine her while i was there, and she told him that she doesn't leave the bar. a couple hours later, she left with me. there also were some guys who came to the bar to breakdance, and though many people loved it, i felt uncomfortable as it takes my mind off of the girl and off of my surroundings: it would be the perfect time for someone to pick the pocket. also, the bar charges b5 for the bathroom, and sometimes it's a pain trying to find the coins when all you have are baht bills.
gogos.
daytime champagne was lauded by many, but i really didn't like it at all. the girls really looked like the b team and it seemed better to just go drink at a beer bar. went to tahatian queen agogo on beach road where the girls were a little better, but i pictured it being bigger and darker, and in all actuality it was small and pretty well lit.
nighttime
on lk metro, my favorite was submarine agogo. beer was reasonable and they gave you a free shot of sambuca or tequila walking in the door. it was cool to see walk over water to go into the place. champagne and office were ok at night, nothing to write home about, there was a waitress at office that was probably the best looking, most active girl there amongst the office group, and if i had to do over again i would have barfined her.
on walking street, my fav was silver star agogo. yes, it is more expensive when you sit at the jacuzzi, but if you have the right girls there than it is worth it. on soi 15 (?) there were two gogos that were just crazy, but in a good way, where the entertainment was everything that you want, and the sex shows made you pop wood.
i went into cavern, airport, and a few other bars that people rave about. i just didn't see anything there that was special as compared to the other gogos. the girls weren't that spectacular and the mood wasn't that special. i guess ymmv.
i did go to kittens agogo just to be able to say that i went. it's weird when you go in for the first time. i remember thinking to myself 'i hope that i choose the right side. ' i got closer to the doorway (there are two) , you see that one side says 'ladies' and the other said 'ladies with a difference. ' i immediately walked into the ladies side! the ladies were cute, the katoeys were hot (damn, why can't they be full women!). the atmosphere is very party like, and girls do not approach you unless you signal to them that you want them to approach you.
secrets.
i did stop by one day to check it out. it seems busy and the girls are outgoing. the daytime lineup wasn't the greatest and the drinks were a bit pricey, but i can see why guys like it. it's a frat house, similar to medellin mansion in colombia or sportsman's lodge in costa rica.
soi 6.
it deserves its own category as there is nothing else that compares. busy day and night, the girls are outside of the bars soliciting customers but often times once you walk in, its only you and the girl that brought you in there, so choose wisely. my favorite bar was lisa bar near beach road. the girls there change costumes daily. bee was my favorite girl on soi 6 and was from lisa bar. i still picture her in her flight attendant outfit (who needs airport agogo!) looking amazing. there are some ladyboys on soi 6, be careful. one of my buddies that i met there was walking home and had his shorts pulled down to his ankles. when he pulled them up, the ladyboys were gone with his wallet.
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going home.
i got a taxi to the airport at 0300 a. m. for b1000. smooth ride at that time, and easy trip back to kuwait (and subsequently 'the shit'. why can't i be delayed returning instead of at the start of the vacation! lol)
the wingmen.
i met some great joes. laamok (pattaya addicts board owner) and his dad were great people. brian (sn?) was my wingman almost the entire trip. 2 pattaya addicts members, doodie and a guy from hawaii, whose name escapes me right now, were also good wingmen from the time we were together. one stayed at china garden, and for b500 he had an amazing place for which i hope to book someday on my return.
lessons learned not previously mentioned:
1. ensure that your cash is the new series cash (they don't take the old stuff, and had i had the $400 in new series bills rather than the old, it wouldn't have been around to get stolen.)
2. ladies love chocolate i took 3 bags of milky way miniatures and passed them around, and they all made the extra effort to repay my extra effort.
3. baby wipes sometimes you get sick, and when you hit the toilet a little too often, you realize how happy you are to have some with you!
4. microsoft office i had to write something in microsoft word. don't expect any computers to have this at the internet cafι's, as they are mostly for email, chat, and gaming. if they do have it, realize that they probably won't have spell check.
i have some edits to make to fill in some holes for things that i forgot, and if i can get my internet speed to cooperate then pics will be forthcoming (pg, but hey, its something).
Some recent experiences in Pattaya
This is a continuation of my report from Thailand. The first part is in the Bangkok forum, and now comes the report about my time in Pattaya.
On day four of this time in Thailand, I am heading towards Pattaya, for the rest of my holidays and some beach life. There, I stayed for the first time at the Sabai Resort ([url]http://www.sabairesortpattaya.com[/url]). In previous years, I always stayed at the Sabai Lodge respectively the Sabai Wing, but the Resort is a bit newer, even though inside the style is quite similar. Perhaps the rooms are slightly bigger, but I am not even sure. However, the whole area is nicer and a bit newer. If you can afford, it's worthwhile to go for the Ruen Thai Paradise part. This is a more 'private' part, with all ground floor rooms and direct access to a swimming pool that is exclusively for the guests of this part of the hotel and of course, for the guests of the guests. During the low season, they have a special promotion, and the rooms there were available for 1'850 Baht / night, instead of the 3'050 Baht during Peak season or 2'750 Baht during the High season. The whole hotel is girl-friendly, no joiner fee, and not hassle at all. They also refrain from the humiliating procedure of collecting the I'd, which is preferable for me. Each guest of the Ruen Thai Paradise part may officially bring two 'guests'. I will definitely chose the Sabai Resort again, and most likely the Ruen Thai Paradise area, where you also have free of charge WLAN Internet access. The access was not always very stable, but when I told them, the reset the router, and then it worked again.
In my opinion, the only disadvantage of the Sabai Resort is the longer distance to the beach if you like to go there and that (too) many baht taxis in Second Road are heading towards Naklua, rather than turning into Beach Road. This means that it is best to walk down from Second Road through Soi 3 or Soi 2 towards Beach Road and catch the baht taxi there.
In the evenings, I went to the Walking Street. I usually enjoy my dinner alone. It is cheaper and less trouble. I only eat with a girl, if we have a special relationship. Actually, once some years ago, I ignored this rule and brought a nice girl from Happy A Gogo to the Nang Nual Restaurant. We had a nice seafood dinner. But all of a sudden, she said 'hurry up, you are wasting my time, I want to go back to the bar after our boom boom'. You guess what I told her? She can go immediately and does not need to waste any time further.
Well today, after dinner, I strolled through several bars. Many of them were quite empty almost no guests and only very few girls. However, I found then a cutie at the Happy A Gogo. She must be around 21 years young and has fabulous tits. I knew immediately that I wanted her. After she finished her dancing, she came to me, and after a drink, it was clear that she is going to accompany me. We took the baht taxi to my hotel. There, she seemed a bit tired, but the shower woke her up. She was not too much into it, though. She only wanted to give a CBJ, and then, I rather don't want it. She did not like too much when I licked her tits and nipples. And also, when I gave her a DATY, she felt rather ticklish than exited. This is a typical behavior of a (too) young girl. Well, so I made my deed, and I did it in mish and doggy. I finished in doggy, which was quite nice. However, when pulling out, there was a rather bad smell. I guess it is usually the result of a yeast problem in the pussy.
Anyhow, she only wanted to stay for ST. She complained that my small brother was too big. It was ok for me. But then, she took a short shower after the deed and was already dressed up when she came out. But I still wanted a few pictures of her beautiful tits. So, I asked her to undress again. Which she did to my surprise. I took a number of nice photos, before she left. Total damage was 2100 Baht for ST, including some tip for the photos.
The following day, I first had my dinner again at the Nang Nual Restaurant. Their steaks are a good deal. Anyhow, compared to other places, I consider you get better value there than in some other places. Then, I did some bar hopping again. To my disappointment, one of my favorites, Club Boeschι seems to be closed. I checked also on other days, but it was still closed. I am not sure whether or not it is due to the low season and whether it will ever open again. A few other impressions: Living Dolls was just average. Peppermint had little action, but a few cuties. Shark Club on top of Soi Diamond has a few cuties, but some of them are very young. I had one of 19 years only, and her performance was pretty poor, so I kept it ST. More and more bars have now the 'bathtub show' with girls enjoying themselves under the shower or in a bathtub or similar. Topless is the standard in both, Bangkok NEP and Pattaya. In some places (more often in Pattaya) you find full nude. And one of the 'wildest' bars is definitely Windmills, a bit behind in Soi Diamond. They also have the girl-on-girl show, and if you are lucky, you get involved. I was lucky. So, I could give the two girls on stage an intensive DATY with all the spectators around. Then, one of them grabbed the banana. I put it into my mouth and did her with the banana. Pretty amazing feeling for me (and perhaps for her). After that, I took banana into my hand and did her doggy with the banana. I had the impression that she even enjoyed! Not too bad for a small tip of 100 Baht, which she gladly accepted.
Since my last visit, perhaps 2 ½ years ago, there are also a number of new bars, like the Baccarat, the Fahrenheit, Iron, the Alcatraz, etc. Not all are really my style. I prefer the older style, where the girls dance on a small stage and you are close, very close to them. Many of the new bars are more anonymous, and there is less 'contact' with the girls, which means in my opinion &8722; less fun. Nevertheless, one of the newer ones is still one of my favorites, the Airport Club in Walking Street. They have some 'bathtub' girls, and some of them are quite pretty. Similar applies to the Iron Club.
One of the new clubs, however, I started to like is the Fahrenheit. Actually, on my last day, I picked a cutie there, and I regret that I did not find her earlier. I trust, we would have spent a few days together. So I look forward to doing this when I am back in town. In Fahrenheit, I also had seen a few days before a totally stunning girl. She has an absolutely perfect body, huge and perfectly shaped tits and a beautiful face. So, I was about to call her to sit with me, but bad luck another monger, actually a pretty old fellow was a bit faster. He was standing at the bar, and when she came, she stayed with him. I tried to find her again on the following day, but she was not there anymore. I am afraid that the old fellow did what I also would have done in such situation: he most likely kept her for the rest of his stay. Since this all happened on my second last and last day, I had no further opportunity to look for her. So, I can only look forward to my next visit.
There are also bad experiences, however. For instance, Rhino Club, which obviously tried to cheat me. When I arrived, two quite nice girls joined me. But without even asking, they got each a drink, which ended up of course on my bill. I was a little bit drunk, and probably they thought I am an easy target. I did not complain, this time, since the girls were really quite nice. However, then a third girl arrived, and again without my confirmation, a drink arrives for her. I refuse and tell the waiter that I did not order this. He takes the drink back, but grabs my bill obviously to put the drink nevertheless onto my bill. Well, even when I am a bit drunk, when cheated, I get highly alert. So, I took the bill out of the waiter's hands, so he could not add anything further. Of course, I decided to leave such place, the earlier the better. However, when I checked my bill, I still found Lady Drinks on it, besides my beer. That means, they had already cheated me before the 3rd drink arrived. It seems that they actually wanted to charge me with 4 Lady Drinks, of which I had accepted in best case the first two. So, I told the waiter that I am going to pay only 2 Lady Drinks and that I had not ordered the rest. Well, finally he had to accept. Nevertheless, I recommend to avoid Rhino, or if you still want to go there at least check your bill carefully. And if any Lady Drinks arrive that you have not ordered or not accepted, then you shall refuse them immediately and tell the waiter that you did not order them.
In general, Pattaya is still very much alive, but in most of the bars, there are fewer people than during the high (er) seasons. Therefore, the ratio between girls and punters is pretty favorable. On the other hand, I tried once to go to Naklua, which is a bit north of the main areas. However, I returned immediately to the main action area in Walking Street, since there was almost no action in Naklua at all.
Besides the Nang Nual restaurant further down Walking Street, I also tried Sea Zone at the beginning of the Walking Street. The food was ok, the service average, but the prices rather high. In my impression they are higher than at the Nang Nual. On some other days, I tried the 'J' Noy Seafood Restaurant, which claims to celebrate the 55th anniversary. The food was good, but I did not have the impression of particularly favorable 'anniversary' prices. On another day, I tried the Food Fair Seafood restaurant. The service was average and the food taste as well. So, I believe I will stick to the Nang Nual in future.
A few words about girl's prices. Most of them charge 2'000 for ST and 3'000 for LT. This is mostly standard in all the gogo bars. A few exceptions charge only 1'500 for ST and 2'500 for LT (for instance some girls in the Shark Club above Soi Diamond). These prices are more or less equal in Bangkok and Pattaya. In addition comes at least for the gogo bars the barfine of currently 600 in virtually all places. I normally don't negotiate a lot for the girl's prices. If I like her, I take her and don't want to spoil the good mood with negotiations. If I don't like her, why should I take her for a cheap price? There are plenty others.
A word about Secrets. This is a hotel and bar, near the Walking Street, in Soi 14. Normally, there are also some touts in the Walking Street, promoting the bar. It is a nice place to relax, possibly play some games with the ladies and drink an inexpensive draft beer, listening to the background music. They also have a few dancers, but non-nude. The dancers are nice young girls. The other ladies are also nice, and actually I had some of the best experiences with some of them. However, they all have had a child or children and, hence, their bodies are not so perfect anymore. However, they tend to be much more decent usually speak some acceptable English. I experienced that some of them are the hottest girls in bed that I ever met in Pattaya. Really wild.
The FLB Bar is yet another bar, where you may relax and play some games, listening to background music and regularly also live music. Again, the girls might not be the prettiest or the youngest in town, but they tend to be rather decent. Not all speak English very well, however. Nevertheless, I had some great fun there as well, and I am glad that there are such places as well.
Talking about all the wild nights, I should not forget that this takes a toll. I normally am a bit exhausted, after 4 or 5 nights. Then, I am glad that there is something like Cialis. For those who are also interested: it's very easy to obtain in Pattaya, without any prescription. However, I normally buy the India-made replacement 'Apcalis'. So far, I had exactly the same effect, for far less money spent. One box (4 pills) sells for 500 baht (which is still a bit expensive). If you buy larger quantities, they need to order (takes 15 to 30 minutes until arrival) , but then you get it down to 300 baht per box. Perhaps, you might even negotiate further down. And where do you get it? There is a small pharmacy ('Bee Pharmacy') , just near the corner of the Beach Road, where the Walking Street begins. It is only about 20m from the beginning of the Walking Street, just adjacent to the Bamboo Entertainment, on the side closer to Walking Street.
Yes, and one other thing I should not forget to mention. Due to the season in July, almost every evening or night there was some rainfall. Usually, the rain was very strong but did not last for too long.
Here are the numbers of some girls with good and bad experiences perhaps this helps someone:
Good: #30 Carousel.
Bad: #21 from Airport; #4 Shark Club.
Now, I am back home and look forward to my next visit to the exciting Pattaya. I trust this is in the not too distant future.
Wonderer.
And have fun!