Trip report for New Body Elite
First time trying this.
[LIST]Pros
+Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
+The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
+The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
+The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D[/LIST][LIST]Cons
-Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
-Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution[/LIST]
Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.
A fellow New Body Elite Fan
Good day to you all gents. I am a Sr. On the USA version of this site. But I wanted to contribute a bit before I ask any questions. Hopefully this helps a bit. As a disclaimer, this report is dated, but is in line with recent reports as well. New Body Elite is a very high end men spa that allows us to fulfill all of our fantasies. Not sure if you all do AMP's elsewhere. But something I always notice is that people really value a girl that can give a good massage and a happy ending. It is rare sometimes but when found they are usually an ATF. I think that's the lure here to New Body, because you do get a good.
New Body Elite attraction
On my last trip, I arrived in Tijuana prior to my check-in and the hotel was pretty firm on not allowing me to check in early. I decided to spend 1. 5 hours at a restaurant and 2 hours at New Body Elite. I had a good time but I agree with all the others that stated the jacuzzi room isn't worth the additional cost. I think the shorter sessions would be better in the future. It was cool to have different girls for the different activities but the massage was just ok. The girl I picked spoke perfect English to my surprise, I wonder what percentage of girls speak English. We really had a good vibe (at least she made me believe we did) I thought it was cool that they came out in a lineup and allowed you to choose also, some AMP's I've been to only offer 1-2 girls based on availability but their day shift team had about 6 girls. I'd repeat in a similar scenario if I need to kill some time but otherwise, I'm just not sure it makes sense for me.
I am however on the hunt for a decent massage. I'm going to try the place across from Ticuan next, I think it's called Secrets, anyone have any recent info please share.
Tijuana Massage parlors I have used
I usually try to have at least one good therapeutic massage when in Tijuana. Serenity on Revolution is my main standard. Usually I get a 90 minute massage. I have never had extras there. They have a special on Monday and Friday.
Kalinka just south of Zona Norte on Constitution. Not as good a therapeutic as Serenity but the girls want to sell extras up to full intercourse. The massage is $30 for the hour then the girl wants $100 for full sex. To me not worth it when I can get a street girl for under $30 for the sex. I have met a girl that has gone on dates with me from there.
My last trip Serenity was busy so I tried a new one at street level next door to the south. It was OK, but they had a 1 hour special for $20. Part way through the massage I asked what it would cost to extend an additional half hour. $30 was the reply. I laughed and said so 1 hour is 20 and additional is $30. She was adamant that was the case. I let her finish the 1 hour and left. In fairness she did a pretty good massage.
Looking for therapeutic massage non-erotic
[QUOTE=WonderWhy;2682278]I usually try to have at least one good therapeutic massage when in Tijuana. Serenity on Revolution is my main standard. Usually I get a 90 minute massage. I have never had extras there. They have a special on Monday and Friday.
Kalinka just south of Zona Norte on Constitution. Not as good a therapeutic as Serenity but the girls want to sell extras up to full intercourse. The massage is $30 for the hour then the girl wants $100 for full sex. To me not worth it when I can get a street girl for under $30 for the sex. I have met a girl that has gone on dates with me from there.
My last trip Serenity was busy so I tried a new one at street level next door to the south. It was OK, but they had a 1 hour special for $20. Part way through the massage I asked what it would cost to extend an additional half hour. $30 was the reply. I laughed and said so 1 hour is 20 and additional is $30. She was adamant that was the case. I let her finish the 1 hour and left. In fairness she did a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]Hey buddies,
I read that your recommend Serenity on Revolution for good therapeutic massage. I don't want sex there. All I want is a very good massager for neck and back massage. Besides Serenity, are there any other good ones in Tijuana or any where in Baja?