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Yes, The Jackson has expanded my knowledge to many different threads and I have been to San Jose many many times, in which I can give many of you newbies to san jose a little help.
First of all, San Jose is like a "central America for dummies" city, meaning, many many people speak english, and or mostly everyone has been influenced by us americans, which ruins the country a little. I mean, why does someone want to travel to costa rica and be in a america influenced country.
On to the whooores, all right.
By far the best value in the city is "OASIS", in paseo colon. The girls for one hour charge like twenty dollars, and actually, some of the chicks are kind of hot. I was surprised, but really for the price, Oasis is a great place to hit for the day. To get there, just tell the taxi driver that you want to go to the restaurant "Machu Picchu", and the casa de puta is directly across the street. You will see three gentlemen who are security. I believe by far this is the best whorrre house for the money. Oasis definitley gets five stars.
Nuevo Fantasia, I did not find anything that was decent, ugly girls and the prices were double because it is more popular. Oasis was much cheaper, but I found double the clients here, Americans, because of the location. I would not go back unless to see if the women doubled in beauty, even then, it might not be that good.
Zona Blue, not bad, but nothing to go crazy about, except a couple little cuties. Maybe 3 or four decent girls, but the price is double because of the location, and the girls are half as pretty as oasis. I banged a couple fake blond Nicas, not bad service, but overpriced.
Famous Blue Marlin, nothing great, every girl wants 100 dollars, but can be talked down depending on the night and availibility of clients. This place seems to be a meeting place for old men who have left the United States, and are in search of young women to become there wives. These guys are marrying these prositutes, and the girls are so happy because they do not have to prostitute anymore. Not bad selection, but overpriced gringo joint. Also to many peddlers looking for american dollars outside. Not so good.
Key Largo and other joints in Merced area, all right ladies, but to many Americans as the prices have been driven up here. Just too many americans.
Elite, many attractive slim body girls, but the prices are bullshit. I got the girls numbers, then called them the next day for service. Cut out elite and there high prices. Also Elite is in many countries including panama, same style, just ticas and nicas.
Many other small clubs that are starting up in the Merced area, cannot remember all the names, but they are all in Zona Rosa, merced area. This area has many streetwalkers at night, but many trannies, so be careful.
If I was to return to San Jose, I would go to Oasis everyday, then hit either Elite or Blue Marlin at night. The best looking women are all of those locations. I just was not to impressed with being with so many Americans at the Blue Marlin.
KOS
Any advice for incall service?
Thanks.
Dortmunder
I did not experience many incall services in Costa rica, they are there, but did not partake because was to busy in Paseo Colon and others.
For Incall with hot chicks, I would go to Elite in Paseo Colon, and ge the hoes numbers for the next day, they will do it. Just make sure no one sees you getting the number, they can be pricks.
The best situation would be to bang a couple hours in Oasis, then ge something to eat at pizza hut or other numerous restaturants, bang again at oasis, then hit elite when it opens. Get the girls numbers and hang out the next day. They love dollars those little hoes.
Kos
OASIS is by far the best value for the city. I would only go to oasis during the day, cheap bang with a couple serious hotties. I would go here almost everyday if I lived in San Jose. Cheap service for one hour, considering in the United States that you cannot even get a good blow for 20 dollars for 10 minutes.
Kos
[QUOTE=King of Sluts]...considering in the United States that you cannot even get a good blow for 20 dollars for 10 minutes.
Kos[/QUOTE]
not to mention the $30 for anal
NB
"First of all, San Jose is like a "central America for dummies" city. "
Finally, someone who says it like it is. Except King of Sluts is being way to kind. San Jose was Central America for dummies 3 or 4 years ago. Now, San Jose could better be described as "Central America of complete and pathetic morons". If you ever want to see a bunch of morons who buy into anything a female will tell them, this is the place to go to. Basically, the place has become overrun with pathetic gringos who have gotten their asses handed to them by many feminazis/vultures from the states. Have not learned from their mistakes, and now see CR as something different and are now getting their asses handed to them by the latinas. If you are prepared to be treated like a complete moron by chicas and have to pay top dollar for that honor this is your place. This happens because of the type of spineless dudes down there that are making the market.
My conclusion has become that CR has passed the tipping point and is in a vicious cycle. More moron gringos will attract more moron gringos and will only continue to cause the place to get more expensive with worse chica attitudes. There are some decent guys out there trying to fight the good fight and preach not to overpay when there is no reason to do so. But it really has no effect, an asshole is an asshole and will always let themself be taken advantage of. I have concluded it is a no win situation and best to move on to where the pathetic types aint and not disclose the locations of the new found places that makes my world spin.
Where is Elite and what is it? a strip club? I went to lipsticks and the place across the street, but they were stupid. No hot girls, and they just sit there eating dinner or whatever. But the idea of going somewhere to find hot girls to get their numbers for later sounds like a good plan, esp. After seeing what the BM is like (attitude and price wise). Even spain is a better deal than that place.
Yeah, San Jose is filled with americans looking for that ass in the city. Elite is on the main street in Paseo Colon, you cannot miss it as it has a big sign that says Elite, just like in Panama. Get the girls numbers, then call them the next day.
Go to Oasis during the day for a good 20 dollar bang, which is across the street from Machu Picchu, then go get something to eat at pizza hut or wherever, then walk to elite at night, you can do all on the same street as everything is walking distance.
KOs
Oasis, oh how I wish that I was in San Jose, Costa Rica to bang some of that ass for 20 dollars, it was great ass for very cheap. I loved Oasis, and for the price, what a price. There was a little slim body there that fucked like a racehoorse. She was small, black hair, and would could suck three golf balls through a garden hose at the same time.
KOS
[QUOTE=King of Sluts] This place seems to be a meeting place for old men who have left the United States, and are in search of young women to become there wives.[/QUOTE]Of course most of those [B]old men[/B] are looking for wives.....for a few hours!
KOS, you seem to be exaggerating a bit, do you happen to be Cuban!?
I am no cuban, give me break. I just like giving you guys the good stuff, and I will not return to the blue marlin until I am fifty years old and looking for a young prostitute as a wife. Ahahhaahah
You old men are funny, marry those prostittues and they will take of with there american papers. You were warned.
Kos
Oasis is the best value for the dollar here, many hot spinners and I love the price. Just tell the taxi to take you to Machu Pichu in paseo colon, it is rights off the main street maybe a couple blocks down. You will have to walk up a flight of stairs after you pass the security at the bottom door.
Kos
[QUOTE=King of Sluts]Yeah, San Jose is filled with americans looking for that ass in the city. Elite is on the main street in Paseo Colon, you cannot miss it as it has a big sign that says Elite, just like in Panama. Get the girls numbers, then call them the next day.
Go to Oasis during the day for a good 20 dollar bang, which is across the street from Machu Picchu, then go get something to eat at pizza hut or wherever, then walk to elite at night, you can do all on the same street as everything is walking distance.
KOs[/QUOTE]First, it is now 24 bucks (It is up to 12,000). Still cheap. Also, no need for Pizza Hut; as you noted Machu Picchu is right across the street, and has fantastic food. Three other MPs in that area are also good options when the girls at Oasis are busy.Two have beds if you prefer not doing the massage table thing.
Hey Psychman,
Give me a list of the three other places that are available in the area of Oasis. I am not sure that I have heard of anything else in that particular area except Elite on the main street, and elite is a high priced strip/hoe house.
Kos