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To Cherry Buster:
Go check it out and I am sure you would like the place. It is called e-Body massage and you are correct that the room with the curtain is where I put my clothes in a cubie hole with a key (they gave me the key on a wrist band). They have a door that does not look so obvious and that was the place where I got full cat bath, etc. The owner is a young stunner, not an old hag, and spoke little English. It is on 4th floor and the location is in the middle of a town-square like. As to the cost, I paid nothing though initially I was quoted Won150. It appears that this is a new development area. Pretty small and you can walk around easily.
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Ok, curiosity finally got the better of me and I decided to see what all the fuss around Miya (Fantasy) was about.
Drove to Shitaewon, walked up the loooong stairs (interesting location for that big sauna) and entered Fantasy. This is about 4 p.m. on a weekday.
First impression:
Face - she reminded me of a Gremlin...AFTER being doused with water.
Body - Goodyear, anyone?
Then again, it's her oral skills which are so commonly praised here so I was willing to look beyond the horror of what was sitting in front of me.
I sat down, ordered a beer and we started chatting about the usual stuff - name, age, job, etc....So far so good. Friendly, easy-going banter. Then the subject of nationality comes up ("Are you American?").
Immediately after I mentioned I am half Korean (which is really hard to tell since I look basically like your average run-of-the-mill caucasian with a pinch of something else thrown in), she became standoffish and pretended to be busy with other things.
So much for the lovely Miya of Fantasy...
One of those instances where I felt like the door really did hit my ass on the way out.
On a positive note, the same evening I had to entertain a bunch of clients from the US at On Y Va. A few million won (and 3 very drunk and sexually spent clients) later and the nightmare of Fantasy was forgotten.
Live to monger, monger to live.
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Nedski,
You're saying Miya doesn't take Koreans?
Hey, that's racist! Wait... ;)
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An intel told me that the government crack-down on prostituion will go strong during the month of September. When it starts, it usually lasts about 2~3 months.
The usual targets are the RLDs mentioned here, AMPs where the Koreans gather - especially those that are hot in the Korean Internet community, and last not least, JangAndong BBS.
Be discrete and try to avoid the silly crack-down hours like Fri midnight.
Play Thing
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Some of you may remember several days ago I mentioned a barbershop in the Chungmuro area.
The name of the shop is Ha Rim Ee Yong Won (or Ha Lim, depending on your viewpoint). 'اد¸²'
Directions: Stand in front of the Kukdong Building on Toegyero. It's a rather large silver building just down from Chungmuro subway station (exit 5, maybe?). Walking toward Myeong-dong down Toegyero, turn right as soon as you have passed the Kukdong building and stay on the right-hand side of the street. Walk down about two blocks and keep an eye out for the double poles. The entry is street level but the only sign saying 'Ha Rim' is indoors above the stairwell leading downstairs.
Go down and ask for Park A-ra. To my mind, she is the best-looking girl there and most friendly. As with so many of these places, the service gets better and better on the second and third visits, and so forth.
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Sillim massage parlor experiences
Well, I live in Sillim, and have been to 2 different massage parlors here. The first one was 6 or so months ago, and I would never go back there again. I was wasted when I went, and the girl was just too big for my taste.
I have been going to a second one I got lucky and stumbled accross on another drunken night. The owners son (who works early a.m.) speaks descent English, and it is very foreigner friendly. I've been with 5 different girls there. All of them were from 6-8's in looks, and the same in service.
There are a ton the ee yong won's (double barber pole) in the area, so I'll try to give you the best possible directions. Come out of exit #7 and walk about 50 meters. It is on an alley just past a night club (il bang Ji) Turn right down the small alley. The alley is directly accross the street from a Burger King. You'll know if it is the right alley cause there's a Kae Go Gi (dog meat restaurant) on the left. The place it about 15 meters down on the left side. It is in a basement (aren't they all). There is usually an older guy sitting on the couch and sometimes one or two girls. They'll lead you back to one of the rooms and ask for payment. 70,000 won cash, or 80,000 credit. It's the usualy, put on the baggy shorts, get a rub down, foot wash, and face wash, then FS.
I'd suggest asking for Jeong Ah (younger petit girl) or for Dal Gee (taller with big tits). Both gave great service. I'd also suggest bringing your own condoms, they wash and reuse the same one's. (disgusting!!!)
Enjoy
Ball44
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Will be in Seoul and staying at Grand Hyatt.
Have read reports with much interests.
Is there a 'sports massage' in the Grand Hyatt itself and do they provide the special services?
If so, what is the usual price?
Any other recommendations around the Grand Hyatt?
Thanks!
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I made a mid-week trip to the six-pole BS in Sadang last week. Third visit -- third different girl. I know there were other girls because I saw a whole bunch of legs running away when I went down the stairs. The guy who runs this place is smart; he has video cameras watching the entrance.
Again, the price was 80,000 won. I complained a little, and he said something that I couldn't understand. Sounded like o-chon won (5,000) tip, but that doesn't make sense.
Again, it took the girl about five minutes to get organized before she came in the room. Mid-20s, tall, nice long hair. She had strong hands and did a great job on the massage. It is all business when she is doing the massage. There was none of the touchy-touchy, squeeze the dick action during the massage, even when she was massaging the legs.
After the massage she disappeared and then came back with a condom. What was unusual was that she just pulled her dress down to reveal her large tasty breasts. As she began to lick down my chest, she loved rubbing my cock between her breasts.
She did a CBJ real quick, and then rolled over on her back. I tried DATY, and she refused. Did some gentle massaging of her breasts and slowly poked her. Again, I could see she was apprehensive of getting a full-length stab. I asked her to do a BJ, and she said no, so I continued on very slowly. Tried to get her to climb on top, but she said "too big." I did get her to play with herself a bit. Still, it was a great time. She didn't push to hurry, and was friendly and somewhat relaxed, given the situation.
After it was over, I asked her why she hurt. She explained my dick was about two inches longer than "hankook namja." I sure thought those things would stretch. So I asked if she didn't want foreigners, but she said it was OK. I gave her a 20,000 won tip because she was so nice, and the massage was good. This place does do massages right -- highly recommended.
On the way out, I didn't see any other girls, so I don't know what else was available.
Question: Has anyone been to the BS in Itaewon near Seoul Pub lately? Want to know if Miss Kim with the big nipples still is very.
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Just finished a trip to Korea, and I learned a few new things.
I spent the first few days with a few old "friends" (not at the same time unfortunately). Both are married, and we usually go out for a nice dinner followed by several hours of fun. Both wanted to see more of me this trip, but I was getting bored and they were relentless in calling. I had made other plans for later in the week which didn't work out (J-girl stood me up), and I opted to ignore them for the rest of the trip. Not sure if that will make them more interested, or just upset them. I guess I'll know soon.
Since I was on my own a few nights, I explored a few places around the Kangnam area and I had fun. A new found friend (she's Korean but speaks flawless English) introduced me to a nice upscale bar that Korean Americans seem to favor (although they won't speak English to you) that is not crowded and plays some great music. There were also a few westerners here, but usually with Korean friends. You probably don't need Korean to sit and drink here, but you certainly do if you want to engage in any conversation or hunting. The crowd is mostly in the 20's to early 30's, and the ladies outnumbered the guys for most of the night (week night). Hunting here probably requires a wing-man since all of the girls were in groups (some of them large). If you're interested in the name, just PM me.
This trip was a little slower than usual, but I did learn the importance of speaking Korean. I was on a return flight from Busan and a gorgeous woman sat in the seat next to me. I basically ignored her and continued to read a book. During the drink service, I spoke to the stewardess in Korean. A few minutes later the woman sitting next to me starts to quiz me about how and why I learned Korean in Korean (didn't want to tell her it was to pick up girls like her). We conversed the rest of the short trip back to Seoul in a mix of Korean and English, and ended up going out that night for drinks until about 2am. I didn't get anywhere on the date, but she promised to be more accomodating when I returned to Korea in a few months. I guess we'll see. The interesting thing is that this woman speaks fluent English, but she said she only decided to speak to me once she learned that I spoke Korean.
Since I didn't get anywhere with my new friend and it was 2am, I stopped by the Ocean bar in Itaewon. JimHart69 had posted about some good experiences here this past spring. Unfortunately, I think management and girls have changed. I found the girls to be average (perhaps less than average although the manager in her late 30's early 40's is pretty nice looking), and they're only interest was money. A number things happened that made this very clear: ordering drinks without asking, grabbing my wallet, etc. My recommendation is to steer clear of the place.
BR
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Man well I better stop going to Fantasy then.
I am half Korean and half American (adopted so I cant speak a word of Korean to save my life) But I never mentioned this to her.
Hmm just for fun I might actually.
Wierd
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HYU GE TEL REPORT
This report is about the various massage clubs I have visited over the past 14 months. I shall attempt some sort of "ranking" - although, I recognise that every man has his own taste. The following establishments are included:
(1) APPLE; (2) BLUE; (3) BVLGARI; (4) CREAM; (5) FRIENDS; (6) HAVANA; (7) IN & OUT; (8) ORANGE; (9) PRADA; with a dishonourable mention for BALLANTYNE.
Directions will follow in a subsequent post.
Dishonourable mention:
BALLANTYNE (Yeoksam)
I was refused service, here, for being a foreigner. Usual excuses: "no girls" (even though two girls were doing nothing more interesting than filing their nails). Incidentally, this was the only place I visited that had a female manager - not bad, either. I asked if I could get served if I returned with a Korean friend. She said: "Maybe." "Okay, what price?" (I knew it was 60,000). She started talking to the girls - I heard "Waygook" and "Olmaya". She said: "Sorry, I don't know." I said: "You are the manager!" "Sorry!"
Okay, that told me enough. Pity, really. My Korean friend enjoyed himself, there!
(1) APPLE (Yeoido)
Amazingly, this massage club, of three "rooms" is crammed into a single officetel suite of around 8 Pyeongs! Smaller than an average one room apartment.
Don't go there if you want discretion. The front door opens onto a quadrangle balcony and the doorbell is as loud as an orchestra!
Service, standard R & T, taking about 30 to 40 minutes. The girls have the options of going topless. I've had one that will, one that won't and one that may! The music is too loud (to block out the sounds from the other cubicles - which are curtained partitions). Not really conducive to "relaxation" but foreigner friendly (FF), nonetheless. 60,000 Won. Rumours of "Early Bird" discount (between noon and 2:00pm) of 10 000 Won (ie cost is 50 000 Won) but cannot confirm, as I've never been there that early.
(2) BLUE (Gangseo-gu)
Small (4 cubicles). Not the cleanest - and fairly ugly girls (unless you love "big size".)
60,000 Won. Massage - crap (maybe 10 minutes). Hot tea BBBJ followed by HJ. Shower before and aftter available.
Miles from subway and tucked behind various hotel nightclubs, above a Korean restaurant. (FF), enthusiastic.
(3) BVLGARI (Yeoksam)
Rumours abound that the REAL Bvlgari is unhappy at the theft of name and logo. If so, don't expect this place to stay open forever.
Too far from station on wet or really hot days. Clean. Standard R&T. Girls are fully clothed, no touching permitted (though I have bent that rule a few times - even DATY once!) A little too efficient and clinical for my taste. The best girls have gone. Occasionally busted by the cops - more inconvenient than sinister - but something one can do without. (Reasonably FF). Probably mid-range in this survey. 60 000 Won.
(4) CREAM (Seoul National University)
Miles from station. 60,000 Won (Bikini Service). Optional (for the girls) BJ service. HJ. Poor massage. Rabbit warren and, when I went, three very annoying university students running around with clipboards as if they were conducting a survey, giving a very poor description of the service. Girls looks - from sexy to ugly. My Korean friend actually had his girl fall asleep on the job. Literally!
Half way between kissing his nipples and reaching his cock, she just dozed off! He hit the panic button and had her replaced, mid-stroke, so to speak. Sadly, mine was one of the non BJers, though how to tell beforehand, when BJ was included in the service description? I only kept her because she looked just like my ex-girlfriend!
(5) FRIENDS (Soongsil Univ Station)
60000 Won (R&T) Very FF
I've written about Friends before and noticed that a few others have done so, too. This was my first club visited, in Seoul. Believe it or not, the first time I visited, I was not offered HJ! That changed and, on subsequent visits, that girl (Goh-eun) provided me with some of the most intoxicating "handplay" I have ever experienced. Sadly, Goh-eun left, to pursue other interests.
Still, I have seen 15 different girls, over the months, at FRIENDS. Why do I go back, so often? The quality of the management is one reason. They love foreigners and always make us feel welcome. The guys and I share common interests (eg pussy and soccer). After a very brief discussion, they introduced their, now famous "Mileage Card" scheme - wherein every 9th visit is FREE. This means you are paying an average of 53,333 Won over 9 visits. If you forget to ask for a card, remind the guy at the desk next time and it will be "back-stamped" for you.
The manager is going through the process of interviewing new girls, at present, so the Autumn months should see some new faces there. Another thing I like about this place is that the manager genuinely cares about the ladies that work there. He has a reputation amongst his workers for being generous and kind-hearted.
Always worth a visit.
(6) HAVANA (Yeongdeungpo Rotary)
Run along similar lines to FRIENDS. 60,000 Won. Extremely FF. Still new operation, in old building. Still recruiting girls. I had the accidental honour of being the very first paying guest, there, several weeks ago.
Will be a welcome addition to the scene in months to come.
(7) IN & OUT (Itaewon)
Outed by me for employing a schoolgirl - and then continuing to do so when challenged face-to-face. I'm NOT a "do-gooder" but we all should set ourselves a minimum standard, by asking ourselves whether we would tolerate our own school age sisters or daughters, etc, jerking off strange men when they should be doing their homework!
60 000 Won and service has materially declined over the months since Paddy23's initial report, many moons ago. Service time reduced from almost an hour to a maximum 45 minutes, 40 of which is spent on massage - in an effort to lure punters into paying for "double time". Cute, the first time...extortion, thereafter. Wide berth should be given.
(8) ORANGE (Hwagok dong)
65 000 Won (T-Panty service) R&T
I don't know why Orange sets its pricing differently to all its competitors. Still, very pleasant basement facility. Shower available. Girls variable in looks and skill. HJ very nice, there. Some touching is okay. Almost as good as FRIENDS - but nine massages here would cost 585 000 Won vs 480 000 Won at Friends.
(9) PRADA (Dangsan)
Another brand name theft - but not logo!
Upstairs above a bank, I think. 60 000 Won Very cute girls but a bit out of the way. All in all, I would go again, now that I know how to get there.
My final rankings:
1. FRIENDS - Very FF, 2 minutes walk from subway, great management, Mileage card, new faces coming. No rush to finish "on-time", when not busy.
2. ORANGE. - FF. 4-6 minutes from Subway (Hakdong exit 7). Pleasant, unrushed service. Nice attitudes. Ranks below FRIENDS because of price and the fact that it is further from nearest Subway.
3. APPLE - FF but no English spoken. Quaint but not for those who need discretion.
4. PRADA - Around 6 minutes from station but girls are very cute. Clean!
5. CREAM - Okay when they deliver what is promised. Too "hit-and-miss" to rank any higher. Requires a taxi ride from the nearest subway station. Too far and I don't even know exactly how to describe the location. Go with a Korean friend who knows the way.
6. BVLGARI - Okay - nothing meritorious. Too far to be convenient. 15 minutes walk from Yeoksam Station. Raided by police some nights.
7. BLUE - Very hard to find and miles from subway. Crap massage but hot tea BJ as standard. No CIM, unless quick. Shabby and grimy.
8. IN & OUT - Rip-off if successful in getting you to "double time" Can play with girls' body parts. Had many DATY there - but for the money, would go somewhere like PINKL and get better service.
NB In fairness, I have not ranked HAVANA, as it is still new and is recruiting. My assessment, so far, is that it will be very close to FRIENDS, in service, as there is a partial management tie-in.
Hope this is of some use to you all.
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HYU GE TEL DIRECTIONS:
(1) FRIENDS - Soongsil Univ Station (Line 7). Exit 2. Walk straight. 2 mins. Basement. Easy!
(2) ORANGE - Hwagok Station (Line 7) Exit 7. Walk straight. 6 minutes. Basement.
(3) APPLE - Yeoido Station (Line 5) Exit 3. Walk straight. Cross main road. Enter Yeoido Park. Walk through. Cross street. Walk in direction of Chong Wah Dae (National Assembly). At next main road will be HYUNDAI CAPITAL building on the corner. Turn right. Walk one block. Next to LG store is ECLAT building. Take elevator to Level 5. Walk to DOOR 507 and Ring doorbell. Time from station - around 15 minutes.
(4) PRADA - Dangsan Station (Line 2) Exit 2?? Walk on main street PERPENDICULAR to station, in direction of Yeongdeungpo. On Level 2 above KB Star? bank (or very, very nearby). Warning, if you can't read Hangul, give it a miss as no English sign. Time 6-8 minutes from station.
(5) CREAM - Take a Korean friend who knows where he is going. Alternatively, Seoul Univ Station (Line 2) get a taxi driver who knows where it is. Should cost around 2 500 Won from Station.
(6) BVLGARI - Yeoksam Station (Line 2). Exit 7. Walk straight. At major intersection where Cha Hospital stands, turn right. %0 m up the road. Level 2 above ski shop. 15 minutes from station.
(7) - BLUE Take Number 300 bus and get off at NOSTALGIA HOTEL. Look for CONTINENTAL HOTEL NIGHT CLUB. Across from there you can see a side street with BLUE sited on Level 2 above a restaurant. I had to ask at least 6 people how to find it!
(8) IN & OUT - Itaewon Station. Exit 3. Walk to intersection. Turn right. Walk up to where Indian Joe's is and turn left, in direction of Mosque. Opposite LG 25 Store. Basement. Time - 10 minutes from station.
(9) HAVANA. Yeongdeungpo Station. Walk to Rotary, turn left on hairpin. 30 m. Level 3. Look for blue sign.
Happy punting.
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Apologies to Nedski
Went to say "Hi" to Miya, last night. Nedski is right. Miya has stopped shaving her pussy and says she won't be doing FS any more. Keep the cocks coming,though. She is a BJer, at heart. Didn't partake because I wanted to take some pictures and she wanted silly money...
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I had a nice experience with a local girl, not expensive. I am willing to share details and phone number with 10 first people to PM me, who are contributors to this site.
This one didn't try to steal my money.
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First off, to Ho Man I say that sort of dedication to research deserves some kind of award.
And it also further convinces me that there should be a comprehensive guide to these types of places. Perhaps something along the lines of what Michelin publishes for restaurants.
Second, recent discussion concerning Miya confirms my belief that she is a borderline multiple-personality case.
From what I have heard here and among some fellas I have spoken to, she treats everyone different. Some she fucks, others she only sucks and some get both. And it's luck of the draw what category you fall into. I have fallen into the third on occassion and sometimes only into the second.
The only thing that appears standard across the board is the 'no anal' clause in her contract.
Tant pis.